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Amy Schumer should be kill. Agree?
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Amy Schumer should be kill. Agree?
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>>27140945
Yeah she's ugly and her comedy is basically DUDE VAGINAS LMAO
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>>27140945
what did she mean by "hi to your dad"?
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>>27140981
she's had sexual relations with his dad
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>>27140981
she cucked him. or something. her joke doesn't make sense, really
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>>27140945
Her and Carlos Mencia yes
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>>27140981
it means she fucked his dad.
She probably fucked your dad too.
She's a gross whore.
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>>27140945
I don't think being a fat ugly unfunny whore should be punishable by death. It's pretty awful but not that awful.
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>>27140981
She's implying that his parents would be disappointed if they saw what he tweeted to her.
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She is disgusting.
>Steals people's material
>Campaigns for fat acceptance
>"DUDE VAGINA LMAO"
Part of the reason why I've grown to hate Louis CK is because of his "I'm so disgusting" punchlines applied to literally every joke. It is never a good thing when your comedy is reminiscent of Schumer's garbage. Bill Burr is the GOAT.
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>>27140995
I think they should be forced to switch brains.

>Mencia can't make "lel I'm a Mexican" jokes now he's a white woman.
>Amy Schumer can't make "lel I'm a fat slut" jokes now she's a brown man.
Both of them die ironically fitting deaths from being so shitty at comedy they starve to death.
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>>27141033
Also calling into question the job they've done raising him.
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>entire stand-up and television career revolves around self deprecating jokes about how much of a trashy slut she is
>gets offended when people go along with it

What the fuck kind of comedian is she? This isn't the first time either, there was an Australian press interview for her movie and she got all catty and confrontational when one of them brought up the word "skank".

Even Sarah Silverman is better than that
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>>27141047
Here's a compilation of all of her joke thievery.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv0eWN8v_tg
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>>27141041
>reminiscent of Schumer's garbage
>implying Schumer's came before the GOAT C.K.
>implying the GOAT is doing it in the same form as the FOAT

You must be new :)
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>>27141047
They also have to improv comedy that they didn't steal when that happens

It would be more funny to watch than their actual "comedy"
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>>27140981
she's such a whore that she has even fucked his dad.
>female comedians
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>>27140945
>all her jokes are about slutting around
>gets upset when a guy makes a joke calling her a slut

Women
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>>27141082
Taking the bait 101

Led by professor anon
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Female comedians are the only comedians who can't take a joke at their expense. And this is while he's employing the exact same humor she uses against herself.

This is at least part of the why female "comedians" aren't respected.
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>>27141082
>Louis Cu.ck King
>GOAT
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>>27140945
she just isn't funny
not to mention that man chin
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>>27140945
>entire career is built around joking about sleeping with a lot of guys
>guy makes joke, probably assuming she will
appreciate it
TOASTY ROASTY
>gets mad
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>>27140945
It's incredibly how someone can be so unfunny.

She was probably sitting their snickering her little pig face away while writing that comment.

It would have been funnier if she literally wrote "I raped your dad"... christ.
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There's a good amount of good female comedians. Just not any new or young ones.
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>>27141416
No there isn't

Honestly I'm not exceptionally sexist, at least compared to a lot of this board but there are no funny female comedians

It's just not how they're wired
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>>27141416
No there isn't. Christopher Hitchens was right when he said woman aren't funny, for the sole reason they dont have to be funny to fit societys role.
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>>27141516
Yeah I'm >>27141477 but Chris Hitchens is still a complete faggot. Even a broken clock is right twice a day
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>>27141041

I agree Bill Burr is king right now, but CK is not reminiscent of Schumer's meh.

He's actually keenly aware of shit and extremely perceptive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ohbv6haI1aQ
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