>just ate a whole box of oreos
Is this what dying feels like?
Are you getting unbelievably bad stomach cramps? I no longer eat Oreos because it feels like I'm going to die every time I eat them.
>>27139661
I just feel awful all over. I'm never doing this again. Next time it'll be fudgee-os.
then dont eat an entire fucking box of oreos
youre take a huge shit in a day or two :^)
I feel like that when I eat a lot of sugar maybe you're feeling the same way desu senpai
>>27139629
say hello to diabeetus
>>27139629
are you american by any chance? just asking for a friend
I had a big cup of hot cocoa, some butter cookies, and two packs of those peanut butter nekot cookies. I feel like im going to die.
>>27139629
Your shit's going to be black.
Having black shit means internal bleeding, but it's only black because Oreos are black and you shit what you eat.
Don't be like me and google why your shit's black and find out it's internal bleeding and then cry and call your parents and tell them goodbye.
>>27140185
>>Don't be like me and google why your shit's black and find out it's internal bleeding and then cry and call your parents and tell them goodbye.
I sympathize with you anon, but I still can't stop laughing
Today I had a medium dominos pizza for lunch and 2 cups of coffee
That's all for the day
>>27140185
sometimes there is an amount of blood and detritus in my poop. its probably nothing but it doesnt matter either way