was this guy the most alpha robot of all time?
>>27139344
how was he a robot? if anything the nerdy kid was the beta robot
>b-but his abusive dad!
who gives a shit
>>27139344
hate to break it to you but hes a chad
>>27139394
This. He was a straight up Chad that took what he wanted, like the girls virginity
>>27139394
>>27139436
>no friends
>clearly going to be NEET when he drops out of high school
>dresses strangely
>shitty upbringing
>bad relationship with family
How is bender -not- a robot?
Claire and Andy were chad and stacy. The other three were variations of robots.
>>27139497
>Take's a girl's virginity
>starts fights
>Talks shit to jock
>constantly fucking with the establishment
>Has done a lot of whores
>9/10 facial aesthetics
>tall, broad shoulders
This man is more of a fucking chad than the jock was. At least the jock was a nice christian or some shit with morals.
>>27139497
>somewhat attractive
>tall, probably fit/strong
>not a virgin
>had gfs
>fucked the most popular girl in the school after presumably officially meeting her for the first time
>various times stated that he does drugs with his friends
>doesnt give two shits about what people think of him
>"""""robot"""""
>>27139497
he gets all the girls, that's all that matters
he's not a robot, he was the bad boy outsider
the geeky kid is the robot
>alpha
>robot
Pick one and only one you ignoramus.
Hang on a minute, is the creepy girl real life evidence on the existance of fembots?
>>27139646
well it makes sense, seeing as she literally ends up with the fucking Chad jock in the end
>>27139646
> fictional character in a movie
> real life evidence
>>27139646
>real life
>movie
wew lad
>>27139344
The only robot in the breakfast club was the virgin ginger.
>>27139646
>gets fucked by chad
>fembot
>>27139682
>female
>robot
choose one
>>27139687
exactly, further proof that a female can't be a robot, it'd all a masquerade to get into chads pants
the nerd is the only robot. He doesn't get any of the girls and ends up writing the essay for the others.
I hate this fucking movie.
>>27139798
Nobody thanks him for it either and he saved all their asses.
>>27139699
the MALE virgin ginger. jesus, read between the lines dude
>>27139884
He was a blond...
>>27139798
> I hate this fucking movie
agreed. its a teen fantasy..
"wow chad is a nice guy deep down"
"wow if i take off my glasses and wear a dress i can fit in"
"wow if chad just gets to know me he will fall for me"
uughhh fuck off john hughes, i heard he got fucked up and wrote a bunch of his shitty teen fantasies in like 2 days
fuck john hughes
john hughes is a dick sucking nigger
he slobbed all over richard simmons cock and also took it in the butthole from walter payton at the same time
a very dislikeable dude
his movies = bad shit, not a fan, cunt nigoriginal
>>27139344
Watching that movie and other 80's movies makes me wonder if in the 80's 17yo were that manly and mature. These days highschoolers are babies.
>>27140094
the actors weren't literally 17 you brain damaged retard
>>27140018
And that's why his films are the best thing ever.
>>27140146
Not physically, but that guy was like independent and well spoken. Nowadays you don't see people under 25 that are like that.
Lol at people calling Bender "tall". Dude was 5'8'' at BEST.
And that chick was obviously a robot.
>MUH MUH SEX
Just becaused she turned into an actual normal human being after her make over doesn't mean she was one all the time. Idiots.
>>27139344
my dad hung out with Judd Nelson a lot when they were kids, neat
>>27139344
Hes omega bakas.
>>27139668
No that's pregoth? Called industrial I think. She's too cool.
The qt gf you can never have
Exit bag incoming...
>Chad is a robot
Fuck off OP, you're either fresh off the line new or just a faggot.
>>27139436
>>27139470
>>27139543
Bender is an alpha, not a Chad. They aren't the same.
Chad's are the ones with everything. Alphas just have good looks and can fuck grills.
All chads are alpha but not all alphas are chads
>>27139798
>ends up writing the essay for the others.
That was such fucking bullshit. The rest of them pair off and act like they're great people yet they make the nerd write the essay for them. He should've traded in the flare gun for a real gun and paid them back in kind.
>>27140244
It wasn't written by 17 year olds either
>>27141305
I always kinda assumed the nerd was a gay. Thoughts?
>>27139344
He's not a robot, just the bad boy Chad.
Andy is the classic Jock Chad, the one we usually think of when we use "Chad".
I was watching it again a few months ago and I realized Brian, the Nerd, wrote the fucking essay for everyone while Bender and Andy were slinging dick at the girls.
Whenever I see people use the word "fembot" unironically, I think of Allison (Sheedy) and how even she ended up going Stacy mode and hooking up with Andy.
Brian got nuttin'.
John Hughes was pretty perceptive and I never really gave him credit for it even though I've seen the movie several times.
>>27139646
>real life evidence
>movie
bruh....
Anyway she ended up with Emilio Estevez's character the jock.
Even in fiction, women can not be robots.
>>27141305
GUYS...GUYS LISTEN
WHAT IF WE DO KIND OF A REBOOT/RE-IMAGINING OF THE BREAKFAST CLUB BUT THE NERD KID FINALLY SNAPS ON EVERYONE INSTEAD OF DOING THEIR FUCKING WORK FOR THEM AND SHIT GOES BAD
IT WOULD START OUT LIKE TBC, BUT WITH DARKER HUMOR AND EVENTUALLY BECOME A SUSPENSE/THRILLER/ACTION MOVIE
>>27140464
>Judd Nelson is the tallest person in that cast
>Judd Nelson is 5'10"
Breakfast club cast confirmed for manlets
>>27139646
>fiction
>""""""""""""real life evidence""""""""""
OKAY BUD.
>implying implications of an implicit nature
>>27142963
At the time yeah, but Anthony Michael Hall (Brian the nerd) topped out at over 6 feet.
I think so and fuck all these retards poorly arguing over literally nothing
>>27141149 agreed
Bender is a robot, even in this thread he is being excluded
He doesn't fit in with the nerds who most of you seem to think are robotsBut aren't accounting for all the money they will make from starting the internet
The teachers hate him, his family hates him, the jocks hate him, the grills hate him
He literally just wanted normality but grew up despising it as normies outcasted him from EVERYTHING
This can be seen in his love hate relationship with the 'Stacy'
>>27143435
And furthermore on why he's more robot than the nerd
>The nerd has a loving, financially secure family
>Worst case scenario is NEET
>Is being forced to succeed in life
>Gifted academic "so smart and sad, waaah"
>Isn't even ugly, just shit fashion taste and beta
>Like I said, nerd is obviously going to be loaded
And now Bender for robot
>Emotionally unstable
>Substance abuser, smoker and obviously drinker
>Will develop addictions to substances
>Mental illness will increase
>Failing at school, no drive for success
>No prospect of happiness other than 'Stacy'
Betas be mad
