i've got a little over 10,000 dollars and i hate my life.
what should i do?
Give me the money and kill yourself
>>27137785
well, at the moment killing myself doesn't seem like a bad idea. but why do you deserve my hard earned cash?
>>27137829
Cuz I have a big stinky cock
>>27137855
would you use the 10,000 dollars to cure yourself of this affliction? and why would it cost so much?
>>27137774
Get a motorbike. Maybe you'll get some confidence and cool factor or maybe you'll die.
Win/win.
>>27137855
>big stinky cock
black detected
>>27137883
i have one. well my father does but he lets me use it,
next please.
>>27137905
cute, you let your dad fuck your dates too?
Go on a super vacation. Accomplish most of your bucketlist on the trip. On the last day when your money runs out, kill yourself.
Become an English teacher in South East Asia
>>27137969
sharing is caring or so he tells me
>>27137785
woah woah woah there buddy, if anyone deserves his money it's me.
>>27138003
i've thought of this but i'm to socially inept to make the most of it. it doesn't seem worth it if i don't have someone to share the experience with.
>>27137774
whores and blow, bro
>>27138126
it's something i've considered
>>27138115
Good point, I see what you're saying.
>>27137774
Eat ramen noodles for the rest of your life and become a hobo.
you can live of ramen noodles indefinitely for around $8000
>>27137774
Shoot yourself with a $10,000 gun.
let's spend it together on cooking and DIY courses. i'm in if you buy me lunch too
Give $100 to everyone ITT. I wish /r9k/ had IDs.
the answer to this is always hookers and cocaine
Buy 10 hookers and use them at the same time
>>27137774
Buy an helium tank.
>>27138115
Isn't there a website where you can ask random whores to go traveling with you? Find one you like and take them.
>>27138614
where you live stranger?
>>27139299
i doubt 10,000 covers it. and anyways i'm opposed to giving whores that kind of treatment. bitches got it easy already...
>>27139236
but what do i do with the rest of the 9,800 dollars?
Tattoos and horn implants.
Hail Satan!
>>27137774
>if you keep saving eventually it may make you feel good?
at least this is what I'm hoping for
