>mfw I didn't start brushing my tongue until I was 28 because I didn't know any better and no one ever told me
>caring about my breath
>>27137225
This happened to me. I know how you feel.
>>27137225
how are we supposed to brush our tongue
>>27137335
I don't know why the fuck everyone was keeping it a secret
>BRUSH YOUR TEETH TWICE A DAY
>REMEMBER TO FLOSS!
>okay
>20+ years go by
>OMG ANON WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T BRUSH YOUR TONGUE EVERYONE DOES IT HAHA
>>27137364
with a toothbrush and toothpaste, which you would think they would call a mouthbrush/mouthpaste to help avoid confusion.
Brush the top part of your tongue back to front to clear out accumulated oil and sugar and food particles that don't get cleaned out by just rinsing your mouth.
>>27137384
How did you find out? I found out a few months ago when I was watching someone brush their teeth.
It makes so much sense though, why I always had a bad flavor in my mouth.
>>27137225
I remember seeing this mentioned on a daytime TV show, and I distinctly recall them saying "once you've tried it, you'll never not do it". So I tried it.
15 years later I brush my tongue every time and always think of the above memory when I do it.
>>27137452
I don't recall actually.
BUT IT SURE AS FUCK WASN'T FROM MY DENTISTS AND DENTAL HYGIENISTS THEY JUST WENT ON ABOUT FLOSSING REEEEE
Actually I think it was from when I used to have a job and made small-talk with normie coworkers and eventually we started talking about how annoying it is to not be able to brush our teeth during a full day at college/university and some girl brought up how she was really craving to brush her tongue and I pretended to agree with her and then googled it when I got home and was horrified.
Also I always wondered why peoples' tongues in movies and shit always looked so pink and nice and mine was always sort of white-grey.
>>27137384
kek
If I were to only write 'kek', my comment would be unoriginal
I didn't wash my butthole with soap until I was 17
>tfw never cleaned urethra with rolled up toilet paper spike until age 23
>>27137619
I don't think the shit on your tongue makes any difference health-wise or anything as long as you brush and floss your teeth, it just causes bad smells. So unless you complained about bad breath or had horrific 10/10 bad breath and they had to bring it up, they wouldn't say anything.
>>27138111
I'm 20 and i just started doing that last fall
I gag when I touch the back of my tongue.
>>27138208
It's generally not a good idea to cultivate foreign bacteria inside of one's body.
>>27138421
maybe they should have a "basic hygiene shit you should know" unit in health class
>>27137225
Tough luck OP. I'm in the same boat and now I have oral thrush that won't go away. Now my breath always smells like vomit.
My friend never knew he was supposed to wash his junk until he was 18.
>>27137225
You never used a tongue scraper when you were little? My parents had me start using one at the same age when I started brushing my teeth.
>>27137225
>tfw didn't start wiping my ass with soap and water after shitting until I was 23 because no one told me
>>27139327
what is oral thrush
>>27139380
a lot of people dont do that
>>27139349
nah senpai my parents are kind of dumb when it comes to a lot of things, including dental hygiene.
My mother had dentures for her top teeth before she even hit 20 years old.
>>27139416
and they walk around smelling like shit
>>27139380
Unless you have a particularly thick buttbeard and ceaseless diarrhea, soap and water seems excessive.
>>27139390
This shit. I have to scrape it off every so often but it just comes back. It's like having a yeast infection in the mouth.
>>27138171
People clean their urethras?
>>27139460
thanks for posting that image
>>27138171
why don't you use an alcohol soaked q-tip like a normal person? This is probably why you don't have a gf
>>27137225
lol really glad I've never spoke to you
Brushing your mouth before sleeping and waking up with a completely fresh breath is a god tier feeling
>>27139380
I do that everytime I poop
literally can't imagine not doing this
especially after my ass got hairy as fuck (and my hair is bullshit)
>>27139460
If you can scrape it off without pain and blood it's not thrush. Also you can't get oral thrush unless you have something like HIV or cancer so congrats on your imminent death I guess.
>>27138111
What do you mean exactly? Cleaning between your butt cheeks or actually going inside your asshole?
>>27139809
the bar goes inside
>>27138171
fuck, should i clean mine?
i have an inflamed bladder, this honestly sounds painful
>>27139458
It's not excessive.
Dry paper isn't a surfactant and doesn't remove all of the shit.
>Rub anything with an ordor on your arm.
>Wipe it with toilet paper
>Smell your arm
Wipe it again as my times you want and the smell will still be there.
>>27139866
this
not washing your stinkhole with soap and water is massive redflag
>>27139315
Nothing bad will happen. Living in sterile conditions on the other hand could lead to several autoimmune diseases later in life.
>>27139866
It's a good thing that I shower everyday (not really but let's pretend that I do for the sake of the argument) and that my job doesn't involve people sniffing my asshole for any renegade fecal particles.
>>27139866
>he hasn't realise tiny debris of wet toilet paper gets ripped off, sticks to his butthole hairs and dries yet
i went through what you are going through a long time ago, kid.
They sell baby wipes and more recently wet toilet wipes you can use instead of going all out with soap and water. Or buy a bidet.
Anyone have a list of lesser known hygiene habits? They really should teach this in school.
>>27139866
Baby wipes, nig. They're a fraction of the cost of wet wipes.
>scrape off most shit with TP
>wipe off the smell with babby wipes
>>27139936
>butthole hairs
Ever hear of shaving, kid?
Also, read up on how soap works. I can provide links if you can't manage Google.
>>27139914
>that my job doesn't involve people sniffing my asshole for any renegade fecal particles.
You still smell like shit, you just don't realize it. The person walking behind you on the stairs will if they are paying attention and you've failed to spray yourself with cosmetics to mask your odors before you left for work,
>>27137225
>brushing your tongue
Literally what
>>27139545
vv weak bait vv
>>27139809
between the cheeks
i soaped my face, pits, crotch, and other places
but never touched my butthole
>>27138111
I just started doing it a few weeks before I turned 21
>>27140052
It's where bad breathe comes from
i learned about this recently too
bought a tongue scrapper and realized how disgusting it is to leave that stuff on your tongue
>>27140052
The first time I started doing it I almost threw up because I was so disgusted at how much shit was scraping off of it
>>27140119
>>27140160
Does using mouthwash work too?
>>27140075
what bait? I'm not seeing it
>>27140186
desu not at all
It rinses your mouth but there is stuff literally caked on your tongue that needs to be scraped off.
>I didn't know I could actually peel the foreskin back to wash out the smegma until I was 19
>>27137225
Y-you're supposed to brush your tongue?
>>27140211
smelly bacteria grow in your mouth all night
>>27140047
>shaving anything but your face.
you a faggot or a femaleenjor your ass blisters... kid.
>>27140186
It helps, but you also have to physically brush/scrape all that buildup off.
Also, coconut oil mixed in with hot water is a good alternative
>>27140231
>>27140231
Are you this robot's friend?
>>27139327
what if i don't floss
what happens
i don't go to the dentist either am i going to die
I didn't know what exactly circumcision was until I found out I was circumcised at 18. I knew they cut off the foreskin, but I didn't know what the foreskin was because I never had one.
>try to brush tongue
>just end up gagging and throwing up
I have an extremely strong gag reflex. I can't even brush my wisdom teeth without gagging like twenty times during brushing.
It's fucking horrible.
>>27140288
We're all going to die, anon.
However in your case it leads to gingivitis which causes an inflamation of the gums which causes constant discomfort, and then leads to periodontities which causes your gums to then recede and your teeth to fall out and get infected as well as an increased risk of strokes and heart disease.
>>27140302
This shit right here is what's sad. It's like not knowing what gravity is because no one's told you yet.
>>27140413
okay, i will start flossing
no go on the dentist though fuck that shit
>>27140448
Why wouldn't you want to go to the dentist?
It's great.
>go to dentist
>wait in office for a bit
>get called in
>same qt 9/10 nurse as always sits me down
>probes around in my mouth for a good half an hour, super intimate
>small talk with my mouth half full, making her blush and giggle
>when I'm done my teeth are clean as FUCK and my mouth feels great
Always a good time at the dentist.
>>27139208
That's hot ;) anon originally moment
>>27137225
wait you have to brush your tongue?
wtf no one ever told me holy shit my breath must have smelled like shit just another reason to kill myself i guess.
>>27140494
my mom used to take me to a budget dentist when i was little
>>27140525
Seriously, it's bullshit.
Not once has a dentist ever told me in my life to brush my tongue.
Read about it online one day because my tongue was kind of white, and I started brushing it.
First girlfriend came a few weeks later.
Brush your tongues, lads.
>>27140494
not him but
>the dental hygienist/assistant who goes "hhhhm" and then proceed to try and cut through your skull with dental floss because he/she knows you have gingivitis and don't floss and wants to use his/her power to make you bleed
>the dentist who DIGS his various hooks and spikes and tiny swords deep into your soft cavities
>fluoride treatment that has 5 different flavors of chemical vomit
>the sound of tiny drills
>the smell of latex and compressed air
>the bad music that gets played
>"That'll be seven hundreds dollars :D"
>>27139947
seriously this
I still can't believe people in 1st world countries still just wipe with dry toilet paper, like what the flying fuck
>>27138171
damn you must have smelled terrible then
>>27137225
>floss at night
>brush twice a day
>use tongue scraper in morning
>manually clean pooper after shits
A-Am I clean enough? Sometimes I still feel dirty...Sometime I look at people and think "humans are such disgusting filthy animals that excrete nasty substances no different than the roadkill on the side of the road or the pigeon that shits on people's cars."
>>27139947
Something to add to that potential list
-wash your hands after you've taken a piss you god damn animal
>in b4 "bro I don't piss on my hands and urine is sterile and my taint cures cancer"
It's the fact that the world is covered in literal shit and various diseases, from your phone to doorknobs and whatever else, and you're in the room called the WASHroom. You have soap and water and paper towels and everything you need right there all at arm's reach.
>>27140581
>the dental hygienist/assistant who goes "hhhhm" and then proceed to try and cut through your skull with dental floss because he/she knows you have gingivitis and don't floss and wants to use his/her power to make you bleed
Seriously, why do they do this? It's sadistic and completely unnecessary.
>>27140679
>in morning
Why then?
Brush/scrape it after meals or at least at night before going to bed.
>>27138171
not sure if bait or not....
>>27139506
Nevermind, definitely sure this is bait.
>>27140696
Having your teeth cleaned roughly and painfully is the best feeling. The pain is how you know they cleaned deep. I love it.
Too bad they ruin the fresh feeling with fluoride. I also wish my dentist would use another flavor besides that horrible bubblegum, I looked online and they make other flavors yet my dentist always says "no this is the best tasting one" when I ask for a different one. I wish I could at least give other flavors a try.
>>27140679
I think the same thing. I feel bad for the people in this thread who didn't know better (no one teaches this yet expects kids to know?) but it also reminds me of how disgusting most people are. If I ever find a partner I'll have to make sure they clean themselves properly before we do anything.
>>27140686
SERIOUSLY why don't they wash their hands? Your dick isn't as clean as you think it is.
>>27140712
No one smells my breath when I'm sleeping, plus I'll wake up with morning breath either way. And scraping after every meal seems excessive unless you're eating garlic or something.
>>27140747
My dick is literally cleaner than my hands.
I don't go around touching my dick on surfaces and shit, I do that with my hands.
I should really be washing my hands BEFORE I touch my dick, not after.
>>27140231
Around 17 here but same. That shit reeked so much...took me months before I could properly retract it but it felt really good cleaning it off bit by bit. I kinda miss it for some fucked up reason
>there are people that don't wash their hands after they piss/touch their dick
It's slightly more forgivable if you don't touch your dick when you piss but I imagine most people do
>>27140797
Okay but still wash your hands god damn it, dick-touching or not.
If you're not washing your hands when you're in the WASHroom, you're not washing your hands at all.
Oh and also your dick is close neighbors with your shitty asshole and they live in a tight & humid environment
>>27140797
I bet you don't wash your hands after fapping
>>27140928
I do, eventually.
I fap, fall asleep, and then wash my hands in the morning.
>>27140962
>not pissing after cumming
Senpai it's like you want a UTI
americans wipe dry which is so weird to me, you must really like the smell of dry itchy shit? Wow.
This shit makes flossing so much easier I swear it is worth it
>no more slicing your gums because you pull string too hard
>no more floss so tight around your finger it starts turning purple
>no more drool sliding down your hand, down your arm into your shirt
>>27140983
Well I do, but I'm usually too conked out from cumming to remember to wash my hands
>>27140853
fun weird fact, but we are evolved to find it strangely fascinating to remove foreign disgusting objects from ourselves and other peoples. its why some people get a strange kick out of removing their own acne
>>27141014
I floss like 5-10 times a day because of those things. Almost right after anytime I eat and then I'll sit at the computer and floss around incase I missed anything. It's almost as second nature as chewing gum at this point
>>27137225
fresh memes
>>27137225
come and get em
>>27141059
>>27141014
I always have floss at my desk. When I used to play games I would floss once after a meal, or in between loading screens every once and a while. Had this habit for about 4 years
I really don't like those things, but then again I'm pretty quick about flossing. the more you do it the easier it gets.
It all paid off once I went to the dentist
>do you floss everyday anon ?
>yes
>tfw whenever I shit, no matter matter how many times I wipe, THERES STILL MORE FUCKING SHIT
I could dig into my asshole and still find more fucking shit but it just won't stop
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO THIS
>>27141151
Well with real floss you need both hands and with the floss pics you can floss and scroll through shitposts at the same time. I hate real floss but love my floss pics
>>27140409
squeeze your thumb and stick your finger down your throat
fucking trust me
>>27141210
>wipe
>feel a stinging pain
>look at TP
>theres brown and red spots on it
and thats when i fucking give up and just take a shower and stay home for the rest of the day and try again tomorrow, fuck that
>>27141210
>finally clean all up and no more poo on wipe
>get up and go
>10 mins later
>wet fart
f u c k
>>27141210
You need to wet the toilet paper bro. Any faucet within reach? Or keep the water beside you in something.
>>27141210
I have a very hair ass
I am legitimately considering ass wax
>brush teeth twice a day
>mom always reminds me to brush tongue
>whatever doesn't matter
WAIT THIS MATTERS
>tfw getting my braces removed after 4 years on April
Now i only need to whiten my teeth then i'll be full Chad mode
qts here i come
>>27137322
This. I can feel the layer of plaque that's on my teeth but I'm not motivated to scrub it off because who am I trying to impress? Only thing that gets me to brush my teeth is the horrible taste of rot that appears after a while in the mornings.
I've finally worked out a routine where I bathe and brush my teeth every 3 days, but I do so very thoroughly so I won't have to do it daily. It works for me.
>>27141432
it cultivates bacteria senpai, can turn your tongue white, yellow and even black
>>27141532
>>27137322
>wanting the pain of an abscessed, swollen tooth.
Senpai you can't eat anything or even go to sleep because you can't close your jaw properly. I've broken bones, ripped off toenails, sliced a piece of finger right off, and none of those things were as painful as an abscessed tooth
About to get a gold crown on my incisor. Allergic to porcelain. All because of my retarded self chipping the fucking thing.
>>27141390
get a small personal trimmer and use that first.
>>27141642
I've always wanted a gold tooth 2bh
>>27141599
I brush, floss, and use mouthwash and my dentist hasn't said shit about my dental health (went 2 weeks ago).
Check urself m8.
>>27141667
I assume that's a specialized product and that by seeking it out, SOMEONE will find out I have a hairy ass
>>27141684
>doing those things
So you're neither of those anons I replied to, then
>>27141390
I usually wait until I've taken a particularly awful shit
Like when you don't eat any fibre and you take a horrible tarry shit with the consistency of peanut butter.
I grab toilet paper and rip out all the hair out of my asscrack. The shit provides excellent for optimal ass hair removal. It doesn't even hurt. Then I proceed with wiping as usual.
I'm like a human yeti so this is how I deal with asshair
>>27141750
I'm the one that brushes only every 3 days. If you had actually read my post I said that even though I don't do it daily I'm thorough with my grooming and hygiene when I do.
>>27141680
Don't you ever say that. My life is over.
>>27141719
order it on amazon then. I used to be a cashier. I never cared what you were buying
In highschool, I drank half a liter of cola daily for like 2 years or so, and it mildly fucked up my teeth and body, but ehh, I barely care anymore.
It's never painful, though, despite that some teeth are pretty rotten at this point. Maybe it's the blessing of Papa Nurgle, who knows.
>>27141783
>I said that
Flossing and mouthwash? Nope.
And your dentist just caught you on a good, or he's a bad dentist who's waiting to milk you for more money :^)
>>27141833
>It's never painful, though
It was like that for me as well
>>27141599
and then one day while chewing gum it all hit me at once and never stopped hurting until I had two teeth pulled
>>27141848
>You have to be specific with each post or else some retard will call you out.
I assumed you'd have the mental capacity to infer what I meant when I referred to my thorough hygiene practices, but I'll keep your limited powers of deduction in mind next time around :^)
>>27141908
See you at the next check-up! Bring cash!
>>27141948
>said the guy who brushes his teeth roughly twice a week
WHEW
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LAD
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>>27141877
>implying I'm not blessed by the Chaos Gods
IT'S A GOOD PAIN
>>27141964
This guy is a total apostate of darkness, I wish I was even half as terrifying.
>>27141964
>>27142013
So do I sign the check to Mr. Hebrewburg-Moneygrubber or Dr.Hebrewburg or what? Thanks for this totally necessary work by the way doc, I realize a simple cleaning would be fine but the piece of mind I get with a root-canal and crown is priceless.
>>27142107
>not having insurance/coverage from your work
>>27142065
wat da fugg fampai :DDDD
>>27142141
>your work
Neetpepe.jpg
something something cuckie wagie XD tendies!
>>27142141
>Not having an insurance company that rapes your ass with premiums then still make you shell out huge copays
>not realizing that American insurance is a huge scam and they conspire with the medical-industrial complex to drain the consumer of every dime
Hope those Limeys don't let retards take their NHS, it's a good thing they got going there.
>>27137225
I'm age 20 and just found out a few weeks ago, fuck everyone for never telling you shit and making you lumber around as an autistic adult trying to learn the things you've never had an opportunity to figure out on your own.
>>27138171
Someone didn't notice during one of your penis inspections? I mean, the teacher presses his nose against it and sniffs across the entire length.
>>27142871
I miss this meme
Originally commented by Anonymous -2016
>>27141036
Can confirm. I have scalp psoriasis and I love scratching flakes off my head and chewing on them.
