>25
>go see a hooker
>older (like 48-50 yo)
>asks to give me a prostate massage
>decline
>get into the act
>going well
>gets towards the end of the session
>can't cum
>tells me that guys my age jerk off too much and that when it comes to being with women we can't come
>"I see this all the time.... all the time"
>looks disappointed in me
>pulls out lotions and jerks me until I finished
>tells me to delete all my porn and "No more hand until the day you die"
>"Not being able to cum with a woman is unnatural"
>cleans me up
>tells me that i need to put my precum on like cologne (on neck and behind ears) and women will go crazy for me bc of pheromones
>before i leave she tells me not call me again until I can cum without the use of a hand.
Is it normal for whores to lecture you after fucking them? I didn't pay her to make me feel bad.
>>27136714
should have taken the asshole fingering
>>27136714
>tells me that i need to put my precum on like cologne (on neck and behind ears) and women will go crazy for me bc of pheromones
What the fuck? Is this real?
>>27136752
She was probably laughing her ass off internally as she said that.
>>27136752
Totally going to try this. Will let you guys know at some point if I can go to a nightclub soon
>>27136752
Go try anon and post the results
>>27136752
>>27136782
>>27136813
she said that precum has pheromones in it that makes women wet when they smell it. She said that they notice the man more when they smell it and basically go into heat or some shit.
>>27136901
>She said that they notice the man more when they smell it
Can't argue with her there.
I shower like once a week and constantly just cum on my stomach whenever. I go out to buy junk food smelling like dried cum and women always treat me differently and people act funny around me. It must be the pheromones
>>27136901
>>27136752
How the fuck are you supposed to get pre-cum when she told you to stop jerking off?
stop fucking around with braindead haghookers
>>27136714
>put precum on neck
what the actual fuck
they always do this shit. most of the time it's are just annoying
i'm gonna try this
gonna put cum on my neck next time I go out
>>27137220
in theory it makes sense. now whether it's based on fact.... who knows.
>>27137484
so theres a 50% chance youre just putting cum on your neck and smelling like shit like an idiot
When you realize porn is the cause of ALL of our problems
Can confirm. My girl really likes the smell of my dank underwear after sweating a lot.
>watches to much porn
>jerks off until he's numb on his dick and in his soul
>sees a hooker to see something
>she can immediately sense that he is fundamentally broken and tries to encourage him to fix himself as her one good deed in life
>comes to 4chan to complain about it.
lol, Fuck you OP.
So I'm gonna try this precum bs cause why not, but someone needs to tell me how to get precum out cause I don't think I've ever seen it. Just nothing... then cum. No clear stuff before the white stuff.
you guys remember ballsweat cologne anon?
who remembers /ballsweat/ anon?
>>27137898
it's a lot easier if your not mutilated- I mean circumcised
it just comes out naturally when you're horny
>>27137898
stroke your dick enough but don't full on cum. it will build at the tip of your dick naturally. It's clear.
elaborate ruse
too bad heinessen is gone forevra
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/19sooo/anons_ballsweat_experiment_reaches_its_conclusion/
>>27137898
>tfw my hooker hates my precum
>She hates it when it's been on my dick for a while and "got cold"
>She lets me cum in her mouth tho.
?
?
?
>>27137923
>>27137967
Different guy here, not mutilated.
I've never, ever seen precum. Didn't even know it was a thing before coming to 4chan.
>>27138056
>he doesn't know the glory of having his dick head covered in precum, and then rubbing it all over his dick to use as lube
kimojiiiii~
>>27137923
I'm not mutilated.
>>27137967
Never happened. I have, however, learnt to control my ejaculations my training my pubococcygeus muscle since an early age. Maybe this is why?
>stop jacking off because of work n depression.
>get my first ever gf at 23
>I'm a Virgin
>we fuck a lot and usually hours at a time
>never cum with her
I like to point out that I don't even remember the last time I masturbated, this hooker is a retard.
>>27137751
This, just do as the whore says and stop watching porn and wanking so much
maybe you couldn't cum because she's a nasty old bitch
>>27138125
>>27138056
Stop fapping, for at least a month, it should coume out naturally when horny, you should feel moist in your dick, try rubbing it instead of the usual jerking.
>into milfs
>look on backpages for hookers
>no cougars, just 19-25 y/o sluts
I just want to lose my virginity to a hot milf god damn it
>>27138254
>tfw on day 29 of nofap
I'm a goddamn hero
>>27137921
I remember him, but not the details of his story.
>>27138283
post benefits desu
>>27138283
Tell me your secret, anon. I keep failing.
>>27138315
It worked but people found out and his life basically ended and he became a living joke.
>>27138141
>never cum with her
>don't even remember the last time I masturbated
What the fuck, so you just don't cum at all?
>>27138364
After day 21 I started feeling very, VERY angry/impatient/edgy, like there were moments when I couldn't sit still because of how much energy I had
I think this is the biggest difference, you enter a state of angst and you can use that to try to change your life a little
I'm going to fap tomorrow though, I can't think straight and this isn't sustainable
>>27138371
I didn't think about it much until day 25 or something, I think this is what made the biggest difference. I made some 3 or 4 attempts at getting to day 30 and failed every single one.
>>27136996
You jerk till precum comes out, collect it, and stop jerking before you actually cum.
>>27138460
this, try edging
all I do is edge nowadays
>>27138371
Not that anon, but avoid porn like plague, the first week (or 2 weeks) are the worst as random boners will pop out of nowhere, just force them down and don't satisfy their wish. Don't sleep face down, it's best if you slept face right.
After the 2 weeks potentially random boner time, you should still avoid porn as much as possible, as it will have an even stronger effect and you might end up in a fapping spiral where you say "i'll just edge a little" but simply end up busting your nut.
>>27136714
Should have taken the prostate massage.
I feel like this precum cologne idea might be legit, might have to try it out
>>27138373
Pretty much, I used to get terrible blue balls but now they don't bother me any more.
>>27138445
>>27138371
Also what this anon said, you might feel a lot more energetic or angry, you should convey this energy in whatever you want to. Like i used to build stuff in an autistic sandbox game, as i was constanctly inspired.
Where's the fucking know-it-all about science anon when we need one?
Someone test the precum cologne and post results
>>27136714
sounds like she was a little crazy, but sounds to me more like she was reassuring you that it was a common problem and suggesting ways to avoid it
>>27136714
Hey OP. I can also confirm that not masturbating will help you get it up with a real woman.
I had the same problem before I lost my virginity at 22. First couple of girls I got into bed, I just couldn't get a boner.
Than I discovered nofap, and tried it.
First thing I noticed is that I had a lot more confidence and girls were much more interested in me. Maybe it was just my perception, but still. I felt like I picked up on signals better, and understood what it meant when I got a lingering stare and a smile, etc.
Anyway, soon got my first boner with a real girl and I'm with her 'til today.
The beautiful thing is that I can now get boners whenever I'm intimate with her, and I can still masturbate whenever I want.
Life is good.
>>27138278
search by age.
>>27136964
yes i've had two girls tell me that they were wet.
>take shower night before
>wake up fap
>go to therapy
>at pt
>stacey told me she is wet
>austic me asks do you like me
>she says you would know if i liked you
>go to speech
>therapist kind of whisper she is wet
i would say yes it works just i think have to be chad for it to work
>>27138617
its not a thing bruh
>>27138686
i can get it up I can't cum.
>>27138723
this seems completely legitimate
>>27138278
>milf
>hot
her time is gone anon, they can no longer go in heat
>>27136714
>>"No more hand until the day you die"
Might as well be fucking your own mother.
>>27138278
>some of them think they are hot shit and charge 500 dollars
>>27138445
>I'm going to fap tomorrow though, I can't think straight and this isn't sustainable
DON'T DO IT ANON! Fuck somebody instead!
>>27138791
don't know why this made me kek so hard
>>27138805
B-but I don't have anyone to fuck
>>27138501
OK but is accidental porn on 4chan OK? Trap-threads, if I don't fap?
>>27136714
>>tells me that i need to put my precum on like cologne (on neck and behind ears) and women will go crazy for me bc of pheromones
WHAT
DAFUQ
I might try this tomorrow morning
>>27138835
Find someone then you absolute nigger! Use that frustration, I mean isn't that the whole point? That nofap forces you to get a woman?
>>27136749
>>27136714
funny, last time I was with a hooker I asked if I could finger HER ass. She was OK with it. I was ramming my finger all up in there while jacking myself and I'M the one who came. It was embarrassing but I still got it up to fuck her in the pussy.
I wanted to fuck her ass actually but she said my dongus was too fat so giving her a rectal exam was the next best thing. And I'd do it again too
MY asshole is exit-only though but I really get off on fiddling bitches' assholes. I'm sick that way.
>>27138918
i ate a hookers ass once. I actually really enjoyed it.
>>27138845
if you can control yourself, it's ok, just don't pay attention to it or focus on it in any way that would impress it in your memory.
Coming here looking for porn will cause porn to have effect on you. If you pay attention to porn you're literally asking for a boner, and sooner or later a fap, as the effect of that porn will persist for at least a couple of days until you fap.
>trap-threads
you mean men threads, stop denying your faggotry, at least if you want to be a faggot, do it well.
>>27138759
off topic on random i saw a ct nude thread i saw a girl i knew just knew she was a grade below, she asked me if i knew the girl (name) yeah she is front desk and a girl at work. i cool faced it but she knew...
>>27138959
>eating hookers
anon
Her pussy was probably trash I've fucked women for 30-40 minutes without cuming but when I have a bitch that knows what she's doing and doesn't have a blown out sock vagina I cum in 1-3 minutes . It's all her fault for not being a good fuck.
>>27139003
>2016
>still a mouthbreathing virgin
>>27138970
OK will try to avoid porn as far as possible. I like them trap threads tho, I don't even know why I mean non-trap dudes do 0 for me, and I like women. Whatever, I should probably cut back on that, probably just 4chan giving me braindamage.
>>27138959
Dude WTF I just fingered her ass. Then I washed my hands thoroughly because of obvious reason .But putting your own MOUTH anywhere near an anus, let alone a prostitute's?
Get yourself checked man! Seriously!
>>27139225
she was really clean. not joking or anything. I didn't see anything out of the ordinary.
>>27138959
My fetish, but I would never do this to a prostitute.
April is /precum cologne/ month
>>27136964
In what way do they treat you differently? Are they nicer to you or do they seem uncomfortable?
former /x/phile here. I was reading up on succubus summoning and a guide said that in order to effectively fuck a ghostly devil-bitch you have to NOT fap to save astral energy.
For those not crazy, it could be mental training or hypnosis to enable you to cum hands-free. Thinking of trying but using mental visualizations, namely a devilish qt girl.
can someone try the precum cologne and go on a night out around normies (club, bar, house party) to see if it works? I'm genuinely curious.
>>27139369
That's a lie, I am more than sure twice somehow a succubus appeared and made me lucid dream to have sex. And those were the days I would fap twice a day at minimum
>>27136714
>Is it normal for whores to lecture you after fucking them? I didn't pay her to make me feel bad.
She was actually a good women, because she actually did care to you even though you are just one of the thousand clients she could find.
>>27139405
How did you do it? Was it by accident?
>>27139522
>good women
>whore
l m a o
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a
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damn /r9k/ you've gone full 180 turn to cuckdom since i was here last.
>>27139377
I'm invited to a party next weekend. Will not fap until then and try this out. Will post results at some point, if any.
>>27136752
>>27136782
I know but I'm so pathetic that I'll probably try it anyway.
>>27136996
i can get a little glob each time i take a decent sized shit. Also if your not jerking off ever it's just going to start drooling until you have a wet dream
>>27139657
just took a shit and didn't see any pre-cum
>>27140665
you need to activate your prostate
>>27136714
I cum in my boxers and go about my life.
I actually like the smell.
One female roommate came into my room once and just kept inhaling the ripe post fap air.
>>27141023
DIRTY BOXXER CUMMER
>>27136714
was this whole greentext designed to make people cum on themselves and rub it all over?
best prank, 10/10
>>27140763
This guy knows what he's talking about.
>>27140665
Try sucking the turd back up into your asshole, without pinching it off, then letting it out a little. Repeat this process while watching /gif/ sissy hypno and picturing it as a BBC until you shoot cum all over your bathroom.
>>27141417
>tfw was about to start unironically collecting precum to use as perfume
>tfw this is 10x more likely than OPs story being real
>>27141417
no. i actually had this encounter with a whore i fucked today. desu i was seriously considering it until i realized a 50 yo hooker was probably not the best person to take life advice from
whats the difference between precum and cum in terms of pheromones
>>27141548
not sure if old rotten precum would be good, probably needs to be freshies
>>27141584
yes, i think fresh pre-cum would be the best and would have up-to-date pheromones instead of rotting ones.
>>27141556
the main difference I can offer is that one isn't going to smell like fucking cum. precum doesn't have any odor so I might actually try is
>>27141584
>>27141623
dickpepe here. im fucking doing it. tommorow im gonna gather what i can before i see my onitis in class. its not like i have any self esteem to lose.
>>27141556
dont know about pheremone difference but cum is thicker and whiter so would be harder to conceal
>>27137921
First thing I thought of after reading the OP. What a legend.
>>27141677
DONT DO IT YOU WILL SMELL LIKE FUCKING SEMEN AND GREASY DICK YOU KNOW WHAT ATTRACTS WOMEN??? CONFIDENCE DONT RUB SEMEN ON YOURSELF PLEASE
>>27138971
>on random
>>27141677
make a thread senpai
>>27141721
Don't listen to her, she doesn't know anything about guys and probably has two pockets of sphagetti loaded everytime she flirts with one.
>>27141677
What you gotta do is mix it in a jar, preferably with some sweaty boxers you also came in. Ferment it for a few months and the smell of that smeared around your pulse points and shirt collar will make every woman downwind break into ovulation.
>>27136714
haha, you're a really bad person. kill yourself
>>27136714
Safe to assume you were using a rubber?
Many men can't bust with one of those fuckin boner killers on. That's normal.
It makes perfect sense that a handjob or bare blowjob is better than fucking with a rubber on, since at least you're truly touching each other skin to skin.
>wear your precum
Yeah...yeah don't do that.
fuck it, i'm going to hang out with my female cousin tomorrow. I wanted to fuck her for years. gonna try it and see if it gets me anywhere.
>>27141789
if anything significant (good or bad) happens ill post a greentext
>>27141556
>Daron Cruickshank actually did porn
>wasn't just a rumor
