I really wish I could've fought in the Vietnam War
ITT post stuff about Vietnam that you wanted to do
>>27136595
Take LSD and opium and then slaughter some civilians and fuck the sexy ones that lived, nam must've been amazing if you were a psychopath
I feel like a bitch because I've never fought like that. They were like 18-19 years old in the bush killing mother fuckers and getting drunk fucking cambodian 14 year olds and here we are in our 20s doing this shit...
I want to be a Viet Cong and be one of the only people who stood up to American imperialism and won.
>>27136651
Then you're a retard because it was the NVA that beat them
>>27136623
>you will never take a blast of pure heroin while losing your virginity to a 4 foot 3 15 year old cambodian gook doll
why live? We weren't there man.
>>27136623
I don't even think you would've need to have been a psychopath
The vibe I get of just being out in the foreign country doing whatever the fuck would be great for most men
>>27136640
I'm the only male in my family not to have joined the military, all the males on both sides of my family have been through the military and I just studied computers
I hate myself
>>27136666
They were both the same side homie
>>27136685
We need it today desu
>>27136623
>>27136640
I honestly don't think it'd bother me to kill zipperheads or rape their women. At all. In fact, it'd probably be empowering, and maybe even fix my life.
>>27136651
>Identifying with your nation instead of identifying with your brothers who joined the marines with you
What kind of neckbeard are you
>>27136595
>ywn surprisingly bond with a poor black southerner and become battle brothers
>>27136685
I just mean being a psychopath and indulging in your madness without consequence
>tfw you will never slaughter a good family in front of a slight 13 year old then shoot pure opium and speed and fuck her to death
>>27136719
I have a neckbeard because I try to shave it off but I can't get those last bits of neck stubble.
>>27136703
The Viet Cong were a guerilla Amy that operated for the first few years then the NVA stepped up their game and the Viet Cong either joined or stopped
>>27136595
My Grandad did Borneo in the 60's which was jungle too. He said all it is is 6 months of permanent diarrhea, trying to avoid pythons and occasionally getting shot at.
Doesn't sound fun desu.
I think about the rage most incel men in the west have in them, could you imagine letting them loose in some foreign shithole?
>>27136727
Why even live anon
There's no qt chinks in the middle east
No drugs or amazing music that will be released like back then
>>27136747
So you can be a Viet Cong in the NVA.
>>27136595
Frag lieutenant chad just because I can.
>>27136685
>tfw no ww3
War would give my life meaning.
>>27136595
how brave you must be for you to sit in a warm bedroom, wrapped up in a soft blanket, with food in your belly and a bed to lie down in and type about how misfortune you are for not being able to fight in a war nearly 60,000 Americans died in, many of whom didn't even have a say in being there, and ultimately accomplished nothing.
>>27136779
Kind of, think of the VC as Al-Queda and the NVA as the Taliban, one is a guerilla army the other is an actual institution
>>27136780
What about Private Anon who you trained with for months, the men you bonded with
>tfw you will never celebrate taking a village with your battle brothers by raping the hottest 14 years olds in the village square then killing all of them and taking ears as trophys, the whole time listening to the Rolling Stones for the first time and high on opium and speed
>>27136595
Why didn't you go to Afghanistan then you faggot?
>>27136823
They would support me in my decision. College chad officers were very unpopular in Vietnam. Look it up.
>>27136859
Afghanistan is a different devil entirely, ugly Muslims everywhere and much more judicial oversight and no drugs
>>27136859
So I can arrive home so some slut that cheated on me can record her reaction and upload it to her Instagram?
>all this tough guy bullshit about raping and killing
>you faggets would shit your pants in the first minute of getting shot at
>too scared to even fire your rifle
>that is if you even made it through basic training and got to deploy
lol why are you virgins such chickenhawks?
The incel rage in the US would destroy anything
>>27136773
>"The Virgin Division" was a series of military units composed entirely of young, marginalized males that'd never fornicated or touched a female, had lived in poverty for most of their adult lives, and were known for being the most violent, ruthless military faction in modern history.
>Women and children were routinely raped and then murdered, and males, (often colloquially called "normies" or "normans" between unit members) were often so destroyed that they were unrecognizable by enemy forces save by DNA analysis
>Unlike most military units, The Virgin Division required limited instruction or mental training; used to the most humiliating and miserable of social circumstances, death was never feared, and many virgins opted to have bombs planted in their chests to ensure any "normies" around them would be destroyed when they died
>>27136873
Any officer that was seen as pampered and weak would be killed because they would be a threat to their own soldiers, kinda like Platoon and the college faggot than shits himself and Barnes runs the show instead
>>27136918
Of course we'd be scared at first, then you'd be numb to it after the drugs and war crimes on a daily basis and seeing what charlie done to your closet friends, like stringing them up after torturing them
I read a book called Dispatches by Michael Herr about the Vietnam War and it was amazing. Best story he told was this:
>Brigade was out in the jungle killing a lot of Vietcong
>They knew they were all being recruited from this one village nearby
>They gather up 100 or so bodies of dead Vietcong and airlift them in a cargo net by a helicopter
>helicopter flies over to the middle of the village, drops the bodies from about 100 feet up
>Ah psywar
>>27136918
Yeah sure old son :)
>>27136595
See untapped rainforests and find like buddhist shit deep in jungles covered in vines.
The historical value to me is beyond anything and I cant get enough of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJN850qHklw
>Paul Hardcastle
I want to ride in a helicopter while Fortunate Son plays.
>>27136925
>The Virgin Division
I can only pray this is real
>>27137048
God you're fucking retarded you really are stupid
You wouldn't be Mason in Call of Doody black ops. You'd most likely be some punching bag cuck mopping up diarrhea in the jungle for 6 months. Maybe shoot at a gook or 2 if lucky.
Get shot and die alone. I'll probably do that anyway but at least then I'd have an excuse
>>27136926
That was a good scene when Barnes takes the radio out of his hand because he called in a danger close fire mission.
I would have fragged that faggot. Hippie druggie queers like Elias were faggots I would like to frag too. Barnes is an underrated character.
>>27137082
Because I think this is real don't I anon :^)
>>27136595
Hands-down
HU-1 pilot. I want to fly over the jungle canopy while blasting magic carpet ride, paint it black, and fortunate son
>>27137114
Elias is a necessary counter balance to Barnes ruthlessness, I agree about the lieutenant though he was a fucking retard and in nam he would've been slotted early on
>>27136891
Yeah Vietnam was just one nonstop party
>>27137122
Hinkledy finkledy snarf snarf
>>27137202
Not really, but you could act with impunity and get high while you killed gooks and flew in helicopters, it'd be better to experience that and die than to live a meaningless existence as a neet in front of pc on a Mongolian basket weaving forum
>Be born too late to fight Commies
>Be born too early to fight ayys
At least I might be able to fight in the race wars.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo
I would've volunteered for an LRRP. I would've bonded with my bro's while I was in the jungle sacrificed my life for them.
Killing gook's living day to day.
>Tfw I'll never get to go on bombing raids in an F-4 Phantom.
The Phantom has got to be one of the most beautiful planes ever made.
No you wouldn't.
You might think fearing for your life and murdering people is cool and fun but its not like your video games
I could get agent orang poisoning, fall into a pit of shit covered spikes, lose a limb, get killed because my gun jammed, or become an irreparably broken human being. And if I somehow made it out unscathed, I would return home to be despised by the rest of my generation.
Sounds like a great time, OP.
>>27137338
I'd enjoy the comradery and the iron bond forged on battle with my brothers on arms, killing gooks and getting high, the whole time being paid for it and getting medals for killing villages full of people and raping children
There's a big appeal anon
>>27137369
Jokes on you, I already am an irreparably broken human being.
>>27136680
I'VE SEEN SOME THINGS MAN
>>27137389
You wouldn't live long enough to do that. Not with your luck.
>>27137389
You would shit your pants
>>27137412
Yeah, tfw no gf is totally comparable to wartime trauma.
>>27136640
truth is war used to separate alphas from betas
we would be the first one to die and our genes would never be passed
since now there aren't many wars to die for we're stuck in this mediocre life being the denied the women we would never have got in the past
i dont know about viet nam but i would've been a good soldier. i'm not big on whining and having someone literally tell me what to do all the time would be incredibly liberating.
>>27137467
We would be the guys that step on the land mine or get head shot in the first fight. The chads would all be officers and shit.
my dad was in Nam, in a recondo squad. he's told me lots of stories. what do you guys wanna hear about?
Why do incels fantasize about war so much lel.
>>27137526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82RTzi5Vt7w
guess who we're here
>>27137588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OubHHtNM94s
Lack of pussy is the root cause of all global instability.
>>27136698
>no ptsd
>safe, six-figure career ahead of you
You should hate yourself.
>>27137588
I suppose it is the only chance we could ever have of achieving some form of glory, of triumphing over others, or, at the very least, of dying heroically.
I try not to as I know it's a terrible thing, but it is very easy to romanticize.
Off duty at night I'd smoke weed with my black/white soldiers and bitch about the war. Then come back home all fucked up, spend all my time at a shitty ass dive bar getting in fights with people because I wouldn't know what to do with myself. Then sign up for another tour, might as well go out in a blaze of glory amiright?
>>27137526
No, chads have rich parents and wouldn't be drafted. They'd be the Lieuteninants if anything. And when shit hits the fan we'd be the ones fighting, we're the ones who have the deathwish, it's not like we have anything back home anyway.
I really wish I could've fought in the Algerian War for the FLN. I could've fought off the evil frog oppressors and inherited the most glorious national anthem in the world.
>>27136918
This like those
>wagie
threads. Letting out steam and dreaming of a world where they weren't obese autists with zero willpower. Not a single one of these faggots would survive the first two weeks of basic training. I wouldn't either, but unlike them, I'm not delusional.
>>27137834
Just because you're a little pussy doesn't me we all are.
>>27137825
>they'd be lieutenants
>chads would be all non-coms
Really?
>>27137865
Don't cut yourself with all that edge. Instead put your money where your mouth is, faggot, and get enlisted. And none of that chairforce faggotry neither, infantry is the place to be for self-proclaimed psychopaths like yourself.
Dunno about wanting to be in the war so much, but being in my prime during the 60s and 70s seems god tier.
>tons of LSD
>drugged out with a bunch of promiscuous hippy women
>going to concerts of some of the best bands ever
>tons of happy people around to not kill the vibe
>>27137447
Probably, but then so would basically everyone that gets shit at
>>27137539
Pls post greentext anon
>>27137701
If you think a hnd in computing and systems development is going to be a 6 figure salary dream on, I'll be a 20k a year help desk bitch with a massive yearning for death
>>27137834
Obviously we wouldn't last as we are now, but the point is we wouldn't be our pathetic neet selves if we signed up at 17 and went through basic, got /fit/ and /k/ and then went gook slaying
>>27138007
Yeah, no, get a BSc or higher in SE and you'll make the real dosh.
>>27138041
>I'd be an astronaut-secret-agent-cowboy-millionaire, only if I had applied myself a decade ago
Yeah, that's not delusional at all.
>>27136595
I would have loved to be in my grandfathers platoon. He's told me stories before.
They had five men go missing. They were ambushed multiple times. Found the men buried neck down. Four were dead. One was barely alive. They left some food for him. He mustered a few words somewhere on the lines of "It tasted like gook shit." He lived and my grandfather met him a few years back at a Veterans Day parade in northern Virginia.
>>27138102
The ambush being on the platoon and the food left by the gooks
>>27138093
That's a retarded comparison, I'm not saying we'd all be Rambo tier killing machines but we would at least be grunts with rifles
>>27136595
Play this while on the jungle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo
>>27136595
>smoke weed
>shoot a gun while high
>die while high
>fuck the natives while high
Yea thats pretty much it
>>27138190
>I'm not saying we'd all be Rambo tier killing machines but we would at least be grunts with rifles
Or much more likely you'd be welfare queens with PTSD, bitching on this taiwanese knitting board about the flashbacks, the night sweats and/or the drug addiction that the tour(s) caused. Better yet, you might already be dead.
>>27138260
None of us would come home, and you say welfare Queens like we aren't all already neet, at least as soldiers we would've earned the bennies
Who you guys kidding?
You guys know that guy who gets shot first in an ambush, before getting a chance to even know what's going on let alone do anything? That's gonna be us
>>27138202
All that reminds me of is flying a UH-60 (Blackhawk) in BF: Vietnam with a kick-ass computer and a joystick.
Honest to God, good times.
>>27138287
>None of us would come home
I doubt it, survival instinct is a bitch.
>and you say welfare Queens like we aren't all already neet, at least as soldiers we would've earned the bennies
Speak for yourself. I make $60k/yr.
>>27138333
You make 60k a year and yet you post on r9k, why?
>>27137980
this was before he was in recon, he worked with a mortar
>innawoods, about 7 PM
>walking to LZ
>dad and his partner are in back, have the heavy fucking mortar
>huey touches down
>squad gets on
>dad is about to get on
>chopper gets peppered with fire
>buzzes off, leaves dad and guy
>"we'll come get you as soon as we can!"
>dad and guy dunno what to do
>have a crate of mortars
>just start firing them in all directions, one every five minutes or so
>waiting
>waiting
>six hours in
>drop mortar down the tube
>plink
>doesn't launch
>dad and other guy panic, it could go at any minute
>but if they don't use the mortar, the dinks would be on them in minutes
>eventually decide to slowly slide the mortar out
>run to another field with all the gear
>set up
>fire a mortar at the mortar they left
>go back and check
>nothing left
>go back to original hole
>another four hours pass before the chopper comes
>>27138365
>26 kv
>no friends
>no gf
>no social life
>no hobbies outside computers
>no interest/faith in mankind
That's why. The only ones interested in me are gold diggers, and that's only because I drive a fancy car and I dress for success.
>>27138503
Prove it, post a pic of a wage slip
meet Forrest Gump
>>27137282
It is really pretty, too bad it was absolute shit in dog fights.
>>27138640
They're pdfs nowadays. I'll post a redacted screenshot if you'd like, but it won't prove jack shit.
>ywn be sore and tired all day
>ywn be sweating profusely and be uncomfortable all day
>ywn be covered in mosquito bites
>ywn get malaria and go to the hospital and thank God you're not in the jungle getting shot at
Why live?
>>27138747
You could always post a picture of your room, wardrobe or car,
>>27138795
You missed out on the heroin and speed, the rush from killing gooks and raping their women and children and the sheer majesty of witnessing a full scale bombing run or snake and nape
>>27138803
If you're fine with looking up tailor/fabric company tags, I'll post some pictures with timestamps. But I won't go through the trouble unless I'm specifically asked.
>>27138901
What car do you drive? And yeah fuck the effort of photographing the tags anon
>>27138834
I know. But everybody else has got that covered
I honestly think chillin a hospital with qt nurses in a cool comfortable hospital bed after months in the jungle would be a God-tier feel
Might be rough kicking that smack tho
>>27138969
Alright, give me a fucking minute, asshole.
>>27138503
This. I make 100k+ a year. Just got my bonus, it was 10k.
Money doesn't make people happy. Or not robots.
>>27138969
>>27139121
Here you go, some tags.
>>27138969
>>27139121
>>27139447
More tags,original contentfgdjgjdjetujrytkhjlkl
>>27138969
>>27139121
>>27139447
>>27139478
Even more tags.so original, so amaze
>tfw I'll never listen to god tier classic rock while fighting a war with my newfound buddies from all walks of life.
>>27138969
>>27139121
>>27139447
>>27139478
>>27139514
I'm fucking done with this. You got the point?
>>27138969
>>27139590
This is why I don't usually waste my time with poorfags on 4chan.
>You will never get to rain down hell on gooks from a helicopter
>You will never fuck a 14 yr old Cambodian qt
>You will never shoot down gooks with an m60
>You will never spent months in the forest waiting for the zipperhead's next big move
Why even live desu
>>27136847
Dude, the feels, just end me right now
>tfw never will be on a LRRP/recce team
>tfw never will take a long walk through the jungle and unleash unholy amounts of firepower on unsuspecting gooks
>tfw will never watch puff the magic dragon rain death from above
Kill me
>>27136925
Hey, we could be like bad company from bfbc, that would be fun!
