Who /peesittingdown/ here?
Only when my girlfriend sleeps over.
i hate wiping piss off the toilet
I do it when I'm at home
peeing sitting down master race reporting in.
I peepee in my diapy then mummy cleans me up and gives me a sweet sally if I've been a good boy.
Only when I take to much opiates
>finish pissing
>teaspoon of piss flows into my pants moments later
>>27137681
you really have to stand there for like 15 seconds to leak out the rest of pee
My bladder and prostate is fucked, i pee sitting down most of the time because its easier.
Its more comfy
Less messy
And i get all the pee out with no dribbles after
Why would anyone be a standcuck?
SWEDEN YES
This is so progressive!
yes peeing up is very messy.
not for me at all
>>27137681
>Squeeze cock like toothpaste tube
>Use tp to wipe excess pee-pee that comes out
>>27136453
Until maybe two years ago, yeah
Even when I was a kid it was what came naturally
>>27137681
after you pee, before you finish up, press into and up your taint right behind your ballsack. Do it gently. I am not kidding. All the excess pee squirts out like a water gun.
I only do this if I'm dropping a deuce.
>>27136453
I don't, but I do understand why some cultures advocate it.
Every single time, without skipping once, that I go take a piss while wearing shorts or just in my underwear in the middle of the night, there is just an impossibly wide splash radius of piss bombs that go flying and bouncing straight out of the toilet and onto my legs. It makes me realize just how disgusting pant legs are.
However, everytime that I piss while sitting down for a hist, I immediately have to go piss again like 90 second after.
>>27137681
I knot that feel all too well bro.
>think I'm done pissing while sitting
>squatting over the bowl, flexing my dick muscles
>squeezing my dick out like it's a tube of toothpaste
>put underwear back on
>pull pants back on
>buckle belt
>small but big-enough squirt of piss immediately shoots down my thigh
fuck everything
I don't but I have a piss related problem. Lately whenever I put my dick back in my pants it starts dribbling a bit. I'm 23 (almost 24) and this has never really happened before. And yes I'm shaking before returning my dick to my pants.
Anybody else have this problem?
>>27137681
>>27137922
>>27138094
>>27138251
>>27138412
This will eliminate all dripping:
>>27138204
>>27138451
>>27138204
That sounds terrifying desu, like a sure fire way to ruin my jeans.
but yeah I'll give a shot next time
>>27138451
Chugging water now to give this a shot. Thanks bro
>>27137681
This is one of the most annoying fucking things ever.
>>27138204
Holy shit, thank you. My life has just been improved
>>27138060
>Its more comfy
This. Honestly, If I'm at a toilet, I might as well sit down and enjoy myself.
i have to ... cripple parents dont want to empty my urinal...urinvals are handy pee wherever you want , watch tv
