Why the fuck do normies not appreciate anything any does for them and always try to be funny and make fun of us?
>Parents always asking why I never cook food for them
>Mostly because I cant cook and my food is trash
>Only meal I can make OK is sloppy joes
>Offer to make them sloppy joes
>they laugh at me and say OK
>I spend hours getting everything ready trying to ensure the meal is perfect
>give them the sloppy joes
>dad takes one bite
>spits it out
>'I thought you said sloppy joes, not ploppy joes, they taste like you got them from the toilet'
>both of them start laughing
>mother says 'I'll give this a sloppy No' and they laugh some more
>they tell me to take the food away and that they will make themselves something
>eat the food by myself in my room on the verge of tears
I try to do one fucking nice thing and this fucking happens. This is why I want to kill myself.
>getting bullied by your parents
You know what to do anon.
>>27135335
Stop being so emotional about it and learn to not care. Also work on your cooking skills.
>sloppy no
OP btfo
>>27135335
holy shit mom and dad bringing the bantz
#Roasted
>I'll give you a sloppy NO
Damn your mom is based OP. If I have a robot son I'm gonna bully him with my wife too.
>>27135335
you should literally murder them.
yo your parents sound kinda cool and you stop posting and instead put them on?
>mother says 'I'll give this a sloppy No'
Did you make it by scratch or did you just get a can of manwhich and pour it on top of some cook ground beef?
>>27135489
This. If they hate their own kid, that means that even in their own eyes, they can't produce anything of use for the world. And for everyone else, any parent who treats their kid this way is no longer human.
>Sloppy NO
mfw
>>27135335
>your mom proceeds to give your dad a sloppy blow so they don't have anymore retarded offspring
>Fuck outta here with your punk ass sloppy Joe anon
>>27135335
Those look like dog food sandwiches.
>>27135335
damn you got bitch parents
>>27135335
Why the FUCK did you not call them out on that?
No wonder they have no respect for you. Not only are you a horrible cook but you don't have a backbone either?
They'd at least leave you the hell alone if you didn't just take it like a bitch.
>>27135650
fucking true kek
I'm sorry OP i got into it with my mom and stepdad this morning because i "didn't come out of my room enough." I packed a change of clothes and basic hygiene stuff and left. I plan to go back and get the rest of my stuff tomorrow when they are at work. I plan to cut all contact with them once i get my student loan information from my mom. It's been a rough day but i can not take them anymore.
your parents sound like jerks
>>27135844
You poor baby.
>>27135335
It's like they're begging you to murder them in their sleep.
>>27135736
This desu. Although in all fairness, if they've treated him like this his entire life, he probably never had a chance to develop a backbone.
>>27135335
damn, roasted by your own parents
at least they won't ask you to do anything ever again
>>27135984
poopypoopy
pepe
OP thought he was going to get good boy points and instead got BTFO.
>>27135335
Kek your parents are hilarious.
10/10
>sloppy NO
KEK
MOM AND DAD BRINGING THE HEAT
OP CAN'T TAKE THE BANTER
>parents put you down your whole life and raise you to be a nervous, incompetent, self-conscious, depressed, jittery wreck
>get mad at you for being a nervous, incompetent, self-conscious, depressed, jittery wreck
There really should be some sort of parenting test required before you can have kids. Don't let those retards get to you, man.
>I'll give this a sloppy No
>>27136346
why? because they wrecked his autismo sloppy joe's?
>>27136346
>parents put you down your whole life and raise you to be a nervous, incompetent, self-conscious, depressed, jittery wreck
>get mad at you for being a nervous, incompetent, self-conscious, depressed, jittery wreck
Thanks mom. She knows she fucked up now, but I'm an adult so it's far too late to fix me.
>>27135335
Post recipe anons will try to help.
>>27136587
>take one case of autism
>add dog food
>add ketchup
>heat
