>"get into groups"
>>27134934
Oh my fucking god. I thought I wouldn't have to do this in college anymore.
If anything, it got worse.
>>27134934
> tfw got at least one friend in all my classes so groups are easy as fuck to join
Of course he's a sandnigger but it's better than an awkward group of whites
>>27135531
fucking group projects
lazy idiot TA's need to find a better teaching crutch, it's not fair just because they want a grading shortcut
>>27134934
>first class
>"everyone get into groups"
>only one who has no group
>mfw it's the first day and i was already tagged as a social pariah
>when the teacher puts in the group with the hottest girl in the class
>"you'll present this in front of the class when your done"
>Language class at uni
>"When the ball is passed to you, describe your last night out"
>>27135782
>it's a group of two
At least she was stupid, so I had a little more confidence to work with
>"Ok class get into groups"
>Only one without a group
>Teacher decides what group to put you with
>People in the class are praying they don't get stuck with you
>it will be due the week before finals
No one in my fucking group will even try to work on this God damned piece of shit project until the night before it's due, so can I please work alone?
>No. This project is worth 50% of your grade, teamwork is mandatory.
>>27135863
what the fuck, no way
>>27135585
>tfw got a friend in class
>he has other friends too however
>group project
>instantly shrink in my seat
>slowly turn around
>some shit on the other side of the room waves at friend
>he instantly gives him the thumbs up without even considering the options
>quickly turn around, pretending ibwas just stretching
>everyone starts walking to their partner while i just sit there at an emptying desk
>suppress tears
>Alright everyone, it's a monday, raise your hand and rate your weekend from 1-5
>Raise hand with 3 fingers up
>Anon, what did you do over the weekend?
>>27134934
>"Tell us something interesting about yourself."
>>27134934
>"Chad and Tyrone will be team captains and will take turns picking teammates."
>>27135782
>it's a group of three
>it's you, her and the greasy vidya nerd
>you bravely utter a powerful "hi!"
>she does the "okay..." face
>suddenly they start conversing as if he was a normie all along
>Be high school chemistry.
>"Okay class, get into lab teams."
>Teams were two students each and there was an odd amount students that day, so I was obviously the one without a group.
>"Anon, would you mind working by yourself?"
>"Sure!"
>Five minutes later, one of the hot Staceys walks in late.
>"Oh Stacy, you can go work with anon, he doesn't have a partner."
>She talks with the other Chads the whole period.
>Doesn't even acknowledge my existence.
>Do the whole thing by myself.
>Allow her to put her name on the project because I was a spineless beta.
>>27134934
>"Okay Chads, you're both captains of the generic team sport that we're playing today, time to pick your teams!"
>It's only you, the fat kid, the really fat kid, and the kid that has legitimate asperger's that are left sitting on the bench
>>27136132
"I masturbated to a drawing of a girl losing her virginity in a love hotel in Japan after she accidentally puked on the guy because she was trying too hard with the blowjob."
Back then I wouldnt have. But now I just dont care anymore.
>ok everyone get into groups
>have like 3 friends
>they all group without me
>i decide to force myself in
>its actually ok that i asserted myself
>class is almost over
>take a massive shit in my pants
>diarrhea explodes down my leg
>everyone wonders what the smell is
>reach in my pants and scoop a handful of shit
>slap it on desk and scream as hard as i could
>no friends
>no groups
>no items
>fox only
>final destination
>>27136251
>>Allow her to put her name on the project because I was a spineless beta.
Fuck you, you even had the power there! Fuck you, sincerely, reading that ruined my day
>>27136191
>You were always picked first for the mandatory volleyball classes, because your serves(i don't know the actual name) had some crazy effect going on
>you hated volleyball
My only talent was the least compatible thing i could ever had
>>27136275
Oh god! Pls do! It would fix the mood here
>>27136281
That wasn't even good bait
>>27134934
>groups are already randomly assigned
>get lumped into a cluster of normies
>they all talk over each other
>I couldn't care less
>lull in their conversation
>they exchange nervous looks
>"well.... Anon.... what do YOU think?"
>I THINK IF I HAD ANYTHING TO SAY TO YOUR WORTHLESS NORMIE CIRCLEJERK I WOULD HAVE SAID IT ALREADY, DON'T TALK DOWN TO ME LIKE I'M YOUR KID
>>27136251
wow kill yourself originally
>>27136191
>>27136274
We hive-minded.
>>27136326
>Be outcast during high school
>Forced to take year of gym to graduate
>Class is full of people I don't know and they're all pretty athletic
>Teacher decides to split the class into volleyball groups
>End up on team with pretty nice people that just enjoy the game
>Because of how comfy the team was I actually felt like trying
>Our team wins almost every game we play
Felt good to win for once
>>27136310
>>27136381
I am not a pussy or orbiter anymore. But I was back then. At least I learned after awhile. Some guys never do.
>actually the not-gay kid in class that is let to sit at the guido table with tryhard "alphas"
>sit there all the time
>one time I tell my sorta faggy 'friend' to sit at my table
>normies complain about this "faggot being here"
>mfw
>>27136310
Its not easy when its you
Me:
>go back to college for one class to just see if I can do this for real this time
>even less contact with people now that I live alone
>teacher calls for groups
>I sit there the whole time aspied out
>raise my hand in fear after the group forming time ended
>'teacher could you put me in a group'
>chills down my spine as I say it
>he puts me with the people right next to me
F U C K
>>27136402
>>27136191
We are the robots after all.
Gym class/phys ed was such a joke. It's supposed to be the madatory time for students to get their daily/weekly exercise, and yet it's just the same handful of Chads and normies who circlejerk the sports ball between themselves while everyone sits on te bench or just stands around pretending to play the game so they get a good grade.
Exceppt for when we had a few semesters of swimming water-polo. Apparently none of the Chads ever stepped in anything other than ankle-high water and suddenly I was king shit of fuck mountain.
>he needed the teacher/professor to pick his group
>>27136530
The only good thing, in my opinion, was parachute day.
>>27136597
>tfw parachute was banned ruined for everyone because kid was caught touching himself under it and some other kid was beating up another
>"get into groups"
>eventually get grouped by the professor with other shy/autists who didn't pick anyone
>>27136635
Damn, that sucks hard.
>>27136697
Yeah, we also had this indoor jungle gym type-thing as well as a trampoline, and then I guess one too many kids came out of gym class with broken arms & legs and those things were scrapped so we just chased balls around
>cpr class and heimlich manouver in groups of two
>tfw you didn't end up with the qt 3.14
Im a senior in highschool (18), do they really force you to get into groups in college? What happens if you don't?
>>27136795
I'm not in the US but it depends. Some professors won't let you pass exams if you don't work in group, others might make it optional or just for additional credits.
>>27136795
iirc, the only times I was put into a group was for in-class assignments and discussions.
>>27136795
Some liberal arts courses have mandatory group projects that count for a sizeable portion of your grade, while others just group you for discussions. If you're pre-med, you'll have to have the mandatory lab partner and recitation groups. Not sure about the other STEM fields, and obviously every college is different. Though if you go to a small college, it'll probably be high school 2.0
>>27136795
>What happens if you don't?
This isn't really an option. They're not obligated to coddle you, if you can't handle the assigned work than you take the zero or just fail the class.
>>27136795
If you don't follow the rules you get a zero
>"If you'd like, I have a signup sheet for involuntary study groups"
>"They're not mandatory, but everyone should join"
>"anon, why haven't you signed up?"
>"I'm making them mandatory after Spring Break"
>mfw
>>27136326
I WAS AMAZING AT BADMINTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
robot tier sport desu
My classes start tomorrow. I wanna cry, vomit, scream and kill myself all at the same time just reading this thread.
>>27134934
>seminars
>everyone is always silent
>"get into groups"
>everyone is extremely uncomfortable
>embrace how horrible it is and pic related
the only way
Real talk
Why are "introverts" or people that like working alone so shamed in society?
Even if we do just as good of a job, if not better then those in groups of three or four, we are looked at as shut-in aspie retards?
College for me has been one huge awkward clusterfuck of constant half-assed discussion and keeping up with social norms that have no actual meaning.
>>27137690
>so shamed in society?
In American society, yes. At least according to my cultures class I took a few semesters ago.
Most societies seem to value silence. In America, and maybe a few other Western countries, they value extroversion and communication.
>>27136530
>tfw phys ed. was graded in my school
Don't know if it is everywhere, but that's pretty stupid
>>27136275
Oh god i would really like sauce on this picture if anyone knows it.
>>27135900
Jesus Christ I know this feel so much.
Literally every. Single. Time.
>I'll let you guys pick where you sit!
>tfw can't remember all the akward times that groups were formed without me or I was forced into a group who didn't choose me
i hate my brain for the assburgering but thank it for supressing these memories
>>27135782
>>27135881
>get paired with cute, popular girl
>accidentally fart beside her
>>27138493
Why is this a bad thing?
I always picked the seat in the far back corner. Shit was comfy desu.
I always just got to work alone. Thank you, teachers.
>>27137690
They haven't reached societal maturity yet.
>>27138984
Why would you do that's where the annoying normies who never fucking shut up sat
>omg idk how i made it to class today I'm SOOOO hung over
>>27135827
oh
>>27135863
my
>>27135900
fucking
>>27138493
goshers
ugggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>27136251
>be me in college chemistry
>show up late first chemistry course
>get put in group with two hot stacys
>never do any work and just copy off them
>get a b without doing much work
>end up alienating hot girls, one girl calls me a creep
in the end it went better than expected
>"get into groups"
>scream out "WHO WANTS TO WORK WITH ME"
>people laugh and offer to work with me
nigga i mean come on
>>27135531
Iktfb
In the back of my mind I knew it would be high school 2.0 but I still had hopes
I dropped out early on tho so maybe it gets better as your progress
>>27136687
One of the best feelings in class
>>27138813
laughed hard
>PE
>never got to play the sport you were actually good at
bitches dunnit know bout my ping pong skills
>>27134934
>in class
>suddenly explosive diarrhea
>can't hold it
>shit my pants
>starts to smell
>slowly get up and head towards the door
>someone behind me notices a stream of shit coming out of the bottom of my pants.
>"Anon is that shit?"
>I panick
>don't know what to do
>Get on the ground and start shaking pretending I have a seizure
>this goes on for like 10 seconds
>they just all stare at me silently
>get up and leave the classroom
>>27138984
>>27139152
>pick a seat in the back
>everyone else in the back is either a single mom, old ass dude or fellow weirdo
It was pretty nice desu.
>"Get into groups"
>You and your best friend immediately look at each other
>tfw no college
>tfw beginning my apprenticeship as an electrician tomorrow because my mommy hooked it up with the job she works at
>i have no prior experience and have absolutely no idea what im doing at all nor have i attended electrician classes yet
You guys have it easy. I'm probably quite literally going to be bullied and maybe even hazed
>>27139929
It's a much better idea to get a trade than to go to college, nowadays.
Be glad.
>>27139824
You're a long way from r/4chan
>>27136094
Wow that is literally me in these situations.
>>27136597
fecken nostalgia right there
>>27135759
This
How the fuck do they spot me, I don't wear autism shoes. Can normies smell my autism?
>sit there silently as groups form
>people standing around lab stations
>teacher likes me
>I go to a group
> c c can I join you guys?
>no
>teacher: YES HE CAN.
Thank god for him. He defended me against the chads more than once in middle school...
>>27142686
>getting into the group that didn't want you in
oh god anon nothing is worse than being part of a group that literally wants nothing to do with you
>>27136795
It's not super common in the lower level courses, but becomes an everyday occurrence when you get within a year or two of graduating. Most upper level course work includes a large group component to foster communication, teamwork, and interpersonal development
source: I'm a teacher who assigns group work
>>27134934
Op it sucks but like life is in groups too in most fields anywas. Idk what you plan on doing but people will be involved
>>27136381
The robot makes for some quality posts sometimes.
top lel
>forced to do school dancing in the hall with whole grade
>boys and girls take turns each week picking partner
>pick this one average girl everytime
>she never picks me
>sometimes cant find a partner
>instructor has a microphone, pulls me into the middle and asks if anyone can partner up with me
>>27136687
>be in elementary school
>get grouped with the teacher along with some other kids
>we were generally good kids throughout the whole thing
>teachers keeps telling other kids to be quiet
>they don't listen
>eventually he has had enough and tells all the kids besides us that they now have a work sheet to do and that it's for a grade
>but not us
>get to sit and relax while the others work
Felt good
I'm going to college in another city soon and I don't want to go full autism. How do I even make a friend?
>>27136482
Nice face fampai.
>>27138984
I'm a senior in aerospace engineering, and for literally every class the people I'm graduating with have had with me, I've sat in the back row (we have long tables with multiple chairs at them) and spread my shit out. Nobody dares come to the back row. It's pretty comfy.
>>27137690
Because everyone wants to be accepted dont you know that? Smile and say hi, keep going about your day.
>>27134934
>find group
>hey, mind if I join your group?
>find loner kids
>need a group?
It's not hard.
>>27137690
If the group is trying as hard as the lone guy they usually perform better.
I perform better in groups, I just hate group assignments because it's so hard to get groups unless you have friends.
>>27144832
Everyone is already in a group and they're all full every time we have those things.
It's more common with pairs in my school and then everyone already has a pair and I go around asking strangers at the lecture and everyone says they're taken.
>>27135587
TA here. Can confirm I do this out of sheer laziness
>>27136281
>I poopered in muh pants xD
fuckin hell, is it summertime already?
>>27136274
>the fat kid and asperger kid get chosen before you do, and then the really fat kid just kinda wanders off because no one even expects him to play.
>whatever chad is left to choose you whinges and groans a little before calling your name, knowing you'll only bring the team down.
>you never get the ball, ever
>sometimes you just quit half way through the class and start crying in the bathroom
>secretly spy on your own PE class after crying
>your team looks like their having a lot more fun without you.
>in high school
>assigned seating
>at a table full of football chads
>didnt try to cheat off of me
>were actually pretty nice to me
>but
>always tried to include me in conversation
>they start talking about sex and parties and shit
>"so anon how about you?"
>.....................
>group of chads tried to ascend me and failed. I'm doomed forever
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>get into pairs and do this project
>get paired with a horse girl
>she was actually cute, she just looked like she belonged in fifth grade and was super innocent
>you get along well with her, doing your work at a decent pace
>look up and realize that all of the normies are looking at you two since you're the only ones doing any work
>teacher makes some comment about what a great team you two are
>mfwi should have at least tried to interact with her but i think everyone would see me as taking advantage of her or something. she was like a loli.
>don't forget, class presentations next week
>>27143641
alcohol will halp
>>27135531
People in college were more mature so you could literally just group up with the people next to you and nobody cared
At least where I went
>>27136552
This was the worst feeling
>>27146273
>being afraid of presentations
normie spotted
true robots are excellent public speakers.
>>27146419
normie spotted
no they aren't
>tfw the normies found out I was really good at certain sports like basketball so I didn't get pickd last
>tfw the best athlete there and still don't get picked for teams
>mfw this shit hasn't even ended now that I'm in college
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>>27146429
everyone including normies is anxious for presentations, if you're a true robot you don't care about what they think and just talk about whatever subject
it's top ez
>>27134934
Fucking hate first year ice breakers in university
>let's go around the circle
>say your name, degree and something interesting about yourself.
>fuck up name
J U S T E N D I T
>>27146419
>>27146429
You know it's weird. Every single normie I know is deathly afraid of public speaking. And they are terrible at it. And I assume it's because they don't want to fuck up their precious image and social figure.
For robots I assume it's because they just have social anxiety already and hate being the center of attention. And this is probably true for most of them.
But for some robots we just don't give a fuck and will go up and do it regardless of the circumstances because we have zero public image in the first place, or if we do we don't care enough about it to be worried.
>excuse for team projects is that you'll need teamwork in a real job
>have a real job and nobody even talks to anybody
>>27135531
>Took a college English class
>Met on Tuesday and Thursday
>Every single assignment was a group assignment
>>27136191
>picked last again
>steal the ball constantly from all the uncoordinated girls
>end up scoring over half the points in the entire game by myself
>next class
>still picked last
>>27137690
>Why are "introverts" or people that like working alone so shamed in society?
If you aren't talking to an extrovert that means you must hate them so they hate you. That's their logic.
>>27135782
This , fresh man btw
> solar system model due , 4 grills me and other guy
> they start working n shit I say I'll make Saturn
> hot grill says no I'll do it .
> I say "okay I'll do uranus".
> awkwardness intensifies x10
True Story
>tfw no embarassing moments in uni because people were cool
>"hey anon wanna come into our group ?"
>>27146569
geez i had this
>have to write down my name, degree and something interesting on a piece of paper incase i fuck up
>>27142853
>oh god anon nothing is worse than being part of a group that literally wants nothing to do with you
I can confirm. In my senior project, I was left out of most emails and meetings and was completely left out when I was actually invited. They complained to the prof that I wasn't doing anything (because I was never given anything to do) and was going to fail. I had to finish the rest of the project on my own and it was about 40% done in the last two weeks on a year long project.
>take a college math class
>recitation group of about 30 people
>TA hands out cards at the beginning of class to get even groups
>no one gets in the right group
>get stuck with a group of 6 chads and stacys who dont do the work
suffering
>primary school
>dancing class everybody woo!
>"I'm not doing this."
>sit in the corner for the entire class
>teacher can't do shit.
>high school
>DANCING CLASS
>nope
>teacher doesn't care that I sit out
By the end of high school, I didn't really need to participate in any physical group activities. The head teacher of PE was a really nice guy. Lost his wife to cancer, but never stopped being a bro to me and everyone else.
>>27135881
>>27135881
She wasn't stupid, she just wanted you to do all the work and you did.
>first day of class
>mandatory group assignments
>professor decides groupings based on a simple test, then groups two people who did well and two people who did shit together "to make things fair"
>other good guy quits after week 2
also
>being in a group with a mature age student
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JUST GO BACK TO THE OLD FOLKS HOME YOU USELESS FUCKS
every FUCKI?NG time they're like "hue hue anon you're gonna have to do more of the work since I have a job and a family to look after. also I'll never be at group meetings because of [dumb reason] and I'll need a copy of your lecture notes :^)"
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN AT UNI IF YOU CAN'T COMMIT THE TIME OR EFFORT
JUST GET OUT GET OUT GET OUUT
my fucking GPA nearly got ruined by one of these fucks, had to get the prof. to intervene and judge each person based on their contribution rather than a single "group grade" like every other group
>>27135881
>get paired with hot girl
>shes actually nice and reasonably smart
>dating a nigger
>>27146788
>also I'll never be at group meetings because of [dumb reason]
>in a group of 6 at uni
>theres one time we're all free
>but the old guy "doesnt feel like going on campus that day"
>all meetings get held when Im in class
>>27146788
I have a mature age student story. We had assigned groups for a project, and after meeting eachother and exchanging contact details in the first week the guy just stopped coming to class and answering our emails. So a couple of weeks later 0 contact from the guy and he hasn't contributed anything, so we ask the professor to remove him from our group. Then all of a sudden he starts writing angry emails to us complaining we were "bullying him because of his age" and he tried to get the pro-vice-chancellor to expell us from uni for "harrassment".
Luckily the prof and the PVC saw through his shit once we all told our side of the story and provided email logs and stuff to back it up, and he was removed from our group. But he always gave us shitty looks whenever we saw him from then on until he dropped out sometime in second year.
>mfw I get the email commanding our group to appear before an academic misconduct hearing
>Gr8 science project about STD's (We had to do Herpes lol)
>stuck with 2 normies and a chad
>Did all the work they didn't do jack shit
>Had to do a presentation too
>after that was done the teacher gave us 20%
>wtf "why mr. ____?"
>"You guys didnt work together, this is suppose to be a group project after all."
>pissed off for the rest of the class
>as we were being dismissed the teacher asked to stay behind for a bit
>"Listen anon, it's obvious your partners wouldn't wouldn't do it regardless so they're getting mark 20%, you're getting a 95%."
>smugpepe.png
>5 years later Chad actually got Herpes from a crackhead half nigger.
I wish justice would happen more often.
>>27146569
FUCK, had the exact same thing as well
>hi im anon [degree] i live in [memetown]
>memetown wasnt interesting
>they stare at me for 30 seconds
>teach just with a prolonged "Ooook"
>everyone laughs at me and they move on
>the actual autists introduce themselves better even if they carry on about shit nobody cares about
>leave straight away without talking to anyone when we had a chance to "socialize"
M F W
>>27146945
this is the worst kind of feel... Even the "clearly a sperg as noticeable by his vidya reference meme shirt who talks about gaming as a hobby" kid, at least managed to get his name right
>>27146825
that suck dude
at least with electronic communications these days it's less of a big deal? (assuming this was recently)
>>27146924
>had one group project with an older dude
>he's actually motivated and doesn't slack around all day like me
>had an 8.5/10 mostly because of him
>>27146570
that last bit is what i aspire to be one day
>>27134934
The only feeling that will haunt me forever along with the trauma I got when I watched The Mask at age 4.
>>27146301
Yeah, it's incredibly easy.
>"hey, can I work with you guys?"
>"sure"
And that's all there is to it. In high school, I would have been laughed at.
>are you ok anon? You always look so sad
why do they do this
>>27147088
I've had a good mature age student groupmate, but that was an outlier compared to the majority of bad interactions (not just me, all my friends also)
>>27147236
people who smile all the time from being happy tend to develop resting smiley faces. People who are sad/neutral all the time develop unhappy resting faces.
>>27146667
>If you aren't talking to an extrovert that means you must hate them so they hate you.
Fucking mind games.
I guess in the end they're right because their string of logic forces me to hate them for it.
>>27146932
This made me smile, not often the robots score one for the team.
>>27146301
This.
I usually wait until people group up with their friends (2nd year so people know each other now) then just go over to someone else by themselves.
>get along well with other person
>do well on group work together
>add them on facebook
>too scared to sit next to them in lectures to cement the friendship
>never talk to them again besides the odd smile or 'hey'
>>27146221
>a horse girl
What?
>>27146565
>everyone including normies is anxious for presentations
Fucking this. I love watching group presentations because people start to shake and sweat when talking in front of anything more than 10 people. Most of the time its people they don't mind talking to as a huge group anyway. I don't get why it's scary when it's a group presentation.
I used to be scared about it, but I just stopped using palm cards and just talked about a subject I knew well. Always got great marks for presentation skills because I could look at people. It's the only time nobody will interrupt me, and I'm not talking about my autistic hobbies to sperg out.
But mainly, nobody gives a shit when you're giving a speech. They'll listen for the first 30 seconds then just start checking their phones.
>>27142231
The compressed thumbnail looks way better than the enlarged image.
>>27147638
A horse girl.
>>27147705
But..
What.
Does.
It.
Mean?
Did she have a muscular attractive body with no agency?
>>27147719
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=horse+girl
basically a weeaboo but for horses
>>27147852
>http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=horse+girl
Ahhh, what a vague though definitive term.
"Horse girl"'s really are set apart from the norm there's a clear difference and it isn't always bad, though rarely good.
>>27146273
>not just staring at the back wall as you spout BS
public speaking is not hard unless you over think the audience.
>>27146429
I'm pretty good at speeches.
I hate volunteering to go but once I get up on stage I just stare at the back and talk.
Normally I know the topic well enough I can just rant for the required length of time.
What does make me uncomfortable is the clapping when the speech is over, sends shivers down my spine.
>>27147398
I always walk around in public and on campus with a scowl on my face.
Generally I'm not even mad or anything that's just my resting face.
I've had people ask me why I'm so mad all the time.
>go to university
>study journalism because i just want to write about vidya all day
>lecturer tells me he won't mark any work based on that, it has to be local news
>mostly struggle through by teaming up with the other autist on the course
>group assignment for the final part of that year
>"i've assigned your groups to ensure hard work"
>anon, you're with chad, chad, stacy, stacy and older stacy
>older stacy immediately announces she can't do anything in the evening because of her children
>chad 1 and stacy 1 spend the whole time going off and doing shit like fucking shopping
>chad 2 straight up tells everyone that i'll do the work for them
>stacy 2 is the only person who even fucking tries to help, but she's so stupid, it's more of a hinderance. At least she's good at photography.
>literally don't see the other three for the whole project
>week before the hand in date, get an email from the lecturer
>stacy 2 has got the same email
>go along to see him
>"older stacy has complained that you're not including her in the project blah blah blah"
>insist that we're actually trying to include everyone
>detail the problems we're having
>he tells us he'll deal with it
>grading day
>Group grade: B
>Chad 1, Stacy 1 individual grades: B-
>Older Stacy individual grade: A
>Anon, Stacy 2 individual grades: D-
>"Individual notes: good group members don't stab the disadvantaged in the back"
>same on Stacy 2, who quits the course at the end of the year because of it
Literally got a fucking D- because some lazy cunts decided to cry to the lecturer instead of work. Fuck uni.
>>27148130
>Studying Journalism
Being this much of an alpha pleb
>>27146685
either you said it in a really creepy way, or they are idiots who dont get a joke.
Or you've already been tagged as creepy and therefore can't make a simple joke, or anything because they already see you as creepy
>>27148188
journalism is literally the most anti-social degree possible. you're guaranteed to have almost everyone hating you after 3 years.
>>27143148
continue...
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>7th grade middle school
>alone at gym class
>out on the basketball court
>other kids are playing basketball
>some kid walks by
>want to become friends
>say "hey want to one on one"
>he says "don't talk to me dude"
>stand there for a second
>yell "hey" at him
>as he turns around, whip the basketball I'm holding at him
>threw it as hard as I could
>it hit him directly in the face
>he screams in pain for like 30 seconds
>takes his hands away
>is bleeding from both nostrils
>starts running at me
>I run away faster than him
>he hates me
two years later
>start high school
>first day in intensive reading class
>he is the only kid in the class I know and vice versa
>we literally become lifelong friends
>still best friends in second year of college
>>27148130
wow dude, that's fucking bullshit
If I were you, I'd put in a complaint to the lecturer's boss and the student ombudsman.
>>27136687
This happened to me but I didn't really fit in with them either because I was not nerdy, I just had extreme social anxiety and depression.
>>27136281
>>27145584
This is the most reddit thing I've read today.
And I was on reddit earlier tbqh
>>27148410
maybe you should go back there then, kiddo :^)
>>27146765
>she just wanted you to do all the work and you did.
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>27134934
>people praying that the teacher doesn't decide what groups we're in
>me praying that they do
>>27136191
>basketball
>new class so know no one
>get picked almost first because tall
>completely suck at sports
>team is disappointed
>next class
>basketball again
>picked last
>>27147664
I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking this
>gr 10 science class
>sit next to gay dude that knows my old best friend
>best friend left me in gr 9 to smoke and drink with the gay dude's friends
>left with literally no friends
>teacher tells us to get into groups and write our answers on a white board
>gay dude immediately leaves me when he realizes I'm not a degenerate
>everyone partnering up with their friends
>eventually teacher pairs me up with the other aspie
>teacher gives us the questiond
>we have no idea how to answer the problem
>tfw dumb geek
>we try the problem out anyway
>have to present it to the class
>everyone's making jokes during their presentation
>our turn comes around
>mood shifts noticeably
>try to make a stupid joke about atoms and molecules
>no one laughs
>our answer is wrong
>Chad calls us retarded
>class laughs
>teacher doesn't call them out on anything
>hold back tears
FUCK HIGH SCHOOL. I eventually found the outsider group in grade 11 but years 9 and 10 were hell.
>>27150165
You're crying over something that happened years ago, just be yourself bro, situations dont define who you are.
>>27135531
>Oh my fucking god. I thought I wouldn't have to do this in college anymore.
im browsing a board with literal retards lmao
>>27136326
>>27136419
Despite being incredibly bad at sports, I was actually pretty good at serving in volleyball when I finally learned it. However, that happened too late and we only played a few games after that.
>>27138120
I agree. At least in my high school you could choose to have it graded with a simple pass/fail system if you didn't take any optional phys. ed. classes.
>>27136795
Yea but it's not as bad as in high school you just walk up to a group that has to few people and sit down. what are they going to do? They're in college so they're mature adults now, they can't exclude losers from their group
>>27136251
Dude, If I was you, I'd basically tell her to get to work. What could she do? Refuse?
>>27146932
Thispost made me very happy. There should be more stories like THIS.
>>27138493
>back right corner in the very last row master race reportan
>>27144832
>implying it's not possible for a class to be filled with chads stacies and normies
>Lunch isn't agreeing with you
>Grouped up with cute girl
>Have to focus all my energy on not having my bowels erupt and not being a sperglord
>Feel like I'm undergoing a test from God
>>27148130
Was there nothing you could have said about them, that they didn't do shit because they're lazy cunts?
Iktf when a dumb blonde tried to say like she did something, for example half of a group project was done by her, YOU DIDN'T DO SHIT CUNT FUCKING DIE SPREAD YOUR BEEF TO SUGAR DADDIES
>>27136275
Sauce pls
>origini commie
>>27146932
Robot Justice
>>27147236
They don't. No one fucking does this, I'm sick of this meme.
>tfw groups are always unusually nice to me
>they invite me over to study, smoke weed, etc
>complete social autist and can't fit anyways
The "introduce yourself to the class" already puts me on suicide watch.
>>27153974
Do Americans really do this? Damn.
>>27134934
>"Why are you so quiet Anon?"
Why are you lolsorandum XD all the time you fucking bitch?
>>27154241
Is there a response to this question that isn't edgy af?
>>27135827
My final was a group project that we had to present. I weaselled out of the presentation by doing all the work myself.
>>27150302
Spotted the fucking normie
>jazz bee yo selffffff ;))))
>tfw the teacher has to assign you into the group and those kids loudly fucking groan and bitch and complain
>tfw picked last for gym for literally everything. Even the morbidly obese but funny kid, and the legit drooling retard were picked ahead of me. (Probably because I suck superbly at any and all sports.)
>tfw YOU GET FUCKING GROUPED WITH ALL STACIES REEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw group project requires you to write a six page script for a performance you have to put on for the class
>day before realize group spent literally the entire two weeks on their fucking phones on normiegram.
>have to write the entire thing by myself.
>THEY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT TOO FUCKING NORMIES SHOULD'VE BEEN SHOT REEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw there's always that one chill teacher at least that understood you and let you work alone
>>27154360
The classic smile and light chuckle while dodging the question by saying "yeah...yeah."
Or just go full sperglord and say "why are you so fucking concerned about whether I'm spending every waking moment blabbering worthless drivel you nosey cunt? Piss off."
Tbh I prefer the latter.
>teacher's always let me do group assignments alone because i was ''that guy''
fuck yeah that was nice, i liked all the teachers simply because of that
>>27154360
I usually just go "Why are you so loud?" It gets a chuckle most of the time.
>P.E
>usually we just do whatever we want
>"Okay class line up. Anyone missing? Okay, now split up and play volleyball"
>forced to do it
>literally growling the whole way throughnobody noticed
I fucking hated school so much
>>27135827
*skips class and fails*
It is incredible how little thought is given to shy and anxious people. You don't feel comfortable presenting? Ah well, go fuck yourself faggot.
>>27150119
How could you say no to that deranged artificed face?
>>27136274
>Chad gets angry when you aren't into it
"FOR FUCK SAKE ANON PLAY THE FUCKING GAME AND STOP STANDING AROUND LIKE A FUCKING RETARD!"
>Shoved by Chad
>Other kids playing tell him to leave you alone out of pity
>He gives you a look of utter disgust and contempt before turning back to the game.
"Why does he just stand there like a fucking idiot!? Chase the ball and kick it for christ sake.."
>there was this one guy who did a project 3 times longer than he had to and he failed because of it
thanks obama
>"Anon are you OK?"
>"y-y-yea... Just tired.."
This reminded me of something that happened and I never forgot
>last year of middle school, in history class
>bored as hell, kind of sleepy and a bit cold
>take my water canteen and dip some water in this pencil holder that we all had on our chairs, tear some paper to make it float on the water
>teacher looks at me with a really disappoint look
>have to clean it all up out of shame
>>27136191
>tfw I'm athletically gifted in PE but no oNE knew me or cared.
I'm literally the one punch man
>>27139333
>scream out "WHO WANTS TO WORK WITH ME"
>get weird stares and silence in response
nigga i mean come on
>>27155352
>"Are you sure? It really seems like something's been bothering you recently"
>n-no I'm fine
>can never let face relax
>people will think youre sad
>>27146742
>Dancing class
>Dance with the ugly fat one in class
>Her palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.
>Killme.gif
>Switch up partners
>Hot girl
>Even the hot ones where sweaty and sticky
>>27155282
Normie teachers (all of them basically) hate shy students.
>>27148310
That's amazing, anon
>>27155653
Americans, is dance class an actual thing? Or is this just some huge meme?
Considering there are so many posts here about dance class during PE it has to be real...but why?
What fucking purpose does dancing have to make you physically fit?
>>27155704
Desperate attempt to make girls hate PE less, maybe. I had to do that too. I'd skip if I heard we were dancing though. I'd also skip if I heard we were "meditating" because every once and a while they'd use that as an excuse to have us stare at the ceiling in silence for the whole period.
>>27155704
I'm not even American.
I am Norwegian and yes we did it where i went.
It's the fucking worst it feels like waste of a class where i could actually get some exercise for once, but instead we do this shit. It doesn't help that you have to find yourself a female partner and they end up sweaty and hot even when you're not doing anything exhausting.
>>27154360
>Is there a response to this question that isn't edgy af?
None whatsoever. And there's only so many times you can "I'm just tired".
>>27145844
Fuck I hated PE.
>>27145913
You blew it. That was your chance to escape to normiehood.
>>27147183
>tfw I went to a good high school so I was able to do this to begin with anyways
>tfw quit college, joined for the programming but all the later courses had groupwork elements, had to ask people in fb or teachers to join, it was shit
>>27136281
this is funny as fuck
>>>>>>
>>27155062
>tfw the group assignments at my school are designed for an entire group of people who work hard together and are too hard to do alone
>>27155704
They do it to make kids suffer. Literally nobody likes doing it.
>In class at college
>I am Dutch
>First group assignment
>we are automatically assigned into groups
>my group is two Indians and a Chinese girl
>decide that this is my chance to make a positive impression
>Indians are famously beta
>I can hit on the qt and make fun of the Indians to show off how smart I am
>They both introduce themselves as Indian
>I make a smart joke and say 'You can't let them gang rape you, too much semen would break the one child policy!'
>they go silent and stare at me
>I apologise
>try to make up for it by telling them my country will be gone in 100 years and theirs will dominate the world and they will keep Europeans as slaves
>we end up working in a team where I do nothing because they hate me
>>27150846
There isn't always any group that has too few people.
>>27156275
Except yours.
The one-man group.
I'm in college and I actually enjoy group work because I usually take the leadership position and people think I'm an alpha because of it. Then again I'm in community college where 90% of people have hardcore social anxiety so it doesn't take much for me to seem like a confident extrovert (even though in reality I'm more introverted than them)
>>27156270
>I make a smart joke and say 'You can't let them gang rape you, too much semen would break the one child policy!'
what the fuck were you thinking
>>27135531
>In a 10 person group for first 2 and a half years of uni course
>Didn't mind 3 of them
>All of those 3 either dropped out or ended up repeating a year
>Spent whole of last year working with over-serious feminazis with no sense of humour
At least after that shit was over me and a bro partnered up for a year and a half in all of our practical work. But then he left to do research and I was partnered up with a Stacy for my last 6 months of uni, which wasn't as terrible as it sounds but was still not ideal.
At least I'm back to being alone at work now.
