I'm trying to get a list together for us robots, are there any other jobs besides:
- night security guard
- shelf stocker
- data entry specialist
- janitor
>translator
Trucker, maybe.
Ticket touting, I've been doing it for over 2 years now.
sitter at a hospital
>sit near a sick person in a bed all night and alert the nurses if they do anything they shouldn't
>play on your psp for the rest of the time
>thats it
>>27134752
this sounds like a decent gig. do you do this? tell more pls
>>27134752
is that a real, long term job?
Human target fire practice
Human crash test dummy
Mkultra experiment
Sewer cleaner
>>27134543
I'm a train driver. No social interaction, no hard work, plenty of time to play vidyas, perfect for a robot.
>>27134819
>>27134823
my roommate did for a long time. its all shift work and completely dependent on families actually hiring the company or not that week, which means it can be feast or famine. a lot of canceled shifts too (someone shows up to do it for free, patient dies etc). but overall he made enough money and its something most people won't do, so the pay is above minimum wage (or should be anyways). just look for local businesses that do it and apply. you don't need any qualifications
>>27134823
not a real job.
Researcher. You tinker around with test tubes and expensive machines by yourself for days working on some obscure autistic experiment. Once you finish, you get to stand next to the shoddy poster you threw together at the last minute at research conferences, while everyone ignores you to go talk to the Chad who's curing cancer. You get paid to travel all around the world. Sometimes there are qt shut-in girls in your department with greasy hair and thick glasses.
>>27134846
How do you get into that?
Trolley boy
>>27134920
>qt shut-in girls in your department
What, do you work in their apartment or something? This meme needs to end.
I'm a substitute teacher (newly) and I fucking hate it.
I despise children. It's exhausting and miserable to deal with those dumb little shits.
It's also constant interaction, so I don't think it's very robotic. I can hardly stand it. You also make peanuts, can't plan a life around a shitty sub job, etc.
On the bright side, no one bothers you about anything, you have utterly meager responsibilities, and it requires zero skills.
>>27134957
just be more flexible anon, obviously by shut in he means socially. they go to work, and then they go back home, and thats all they do, you dont have to be total NEET to be a shut in
Almost anything military.
Only some grunts are chad. Most are robots.
>>27134543
Mortuary, basically get to fuck dead bodies before incinerating them.
>>27134957
Well, I mean they lock themselves up in their labs and then scurry back home the minute they finish their work. You can shut yourself in somewhere that isn't your room, you know.
I'm an autist and I want to work in a prison as a psychologist.
>>27134752
That sounds fucking perfect. I just have to sit and watch one person per shift? I assume this is a night thing or I could easily get a night shift? How do you get in on this shit?
>>27135078
Well by that definition I'm a shut in because I just go to my cubicle and back every day (and that's it).
I don't consider myself a shut-in.
train driver
greenskeeper
taxi driver
>>27135171
its just a night thing when there's less nurses on hand to keep a constant eye on people. like I said earlier, just look for a local business that hires out sitters. if you cant find any online just go to the local hospital and ask who they work with, since they basically need these people to watch certain individuals so they don't pull out IVs or kill themselves.
some of these patients will be up at night and be talkative tho, but for the most part they're just going to be sleeping or under drugs
>>27135204
Well you are a shut-in, so it doesn't matter what you think.
>>27135204
sorry to tell you mate but...
>you are a shut in
playing background music at restaurants/weddings/parties
>sit and play classical music
>get paid $40 - $75 an hour to do it
>get compliments, get to talk to people about their experiences in music
>get free food and drinks
even teaching is awesome. You get paid like $35 an hour to teach kids how to play guitar. That's fucking rad.
Monk.
>have small cozy little room
>be obsessed with doing one thing repetitively every day
>everyone there will be a virgin too, so no one to shame you.
Merchandiser
Retail sales rep for consumer goods companies
Accountant
Actuary
>>27135266
that's like the complete opposite of every job posted so far you normie shit, did you not read the thread title?, get out.
>>27134632
This is actually a fantastic idea. You get to be alone on the road a lot, don't have to talk to many people I'd imagine.
Also driving that huge rig alone pisses off hundreds of normies every day
>>27135266
Music is for fucking queers, though, desu
Even sucking dick is less gay than being a musician
Programmer: Minimal interaction. Sometimes you don't even need to show up, and it pays well.
Librarian
Book-keeper
Court reporter
Graphic designer
>>27135062
are you kidding?
i was a grunt. i was too socially impaired to be a grunt. in fact the hardest thing about grunt life was having to interact with other people. grunts may not be all chads but they have testosterone and social skills.
>>27135347
yeah but i love cock so it's perfect
>>27135241
>>27135240
I literally own a car and leave five times a week. How the hell could I be a shut-in?
>>27135397
why not become an MP then? I thought thats where the low-test grunts with no social skills went
>>27134543
Forklift driver / warehouse worker, night shift of course.
I've been doing it for little over 4 years now.
It's great,, good hours, payment is decent and least at my place we got frequent breaks as we wait for the truck to get in.
>>27135418
you only leave the house when forced to. if you didnt work youd be homeless and wouldnt be able to be shut in anywhere
>>27135418
>being this deep in denial
kek
>Any job I do, I'm going to have to go through an interview anyway
jdimsa
>tfw no one else wants to be a monk
>>27135505
interviews are way easier than any normal social interaction with coworkers or customers, interviews are often structured similarly, with the same kind of questions, and you get to leave after like, 15 minutes
>>27135423
try being autistic and having to check ID's and salute people at a front gate. or having to pull over drunk and disorderly chads with their gfs.
>night security guard
mane, id love that.
>>27135596
sounds great. most cops are beta introverts too, but thankfully their job and every single interaction is strictly regulated by protocol so they can just repeat everything like a robot and being emotionless is preferred
Navy vet and I have a merchant mariners credential but no luck finding a job on my local commercial fleet.
I think a sailor would be the perfect job for a robot speaking from personal experience.
>it's perfect for single men since being out to sea for long hurts families. And since robots are not fit for marriage, well.
>go to exotic countries (including Japan!) AND get paid to do so
>free food and lodging
>you'll spend a lot of time at sea working your ass off but your free time will be spent inside a berthing where you play vidyas all day
>free gym
>women think dating sailors travelling to and from far-off lands is romantic. And since you won't be in port for long, no LTRs
>even if you don't get a g/f, you can go to countries where prostitution is legal and even visit fancy brothels with 8/10+ hookers
the only cons:
>you gotta work your ass off depending on the rate
>you need a good sea-worthy trade (i.e. hull-technician, cook, able-seaman etc.) or you likely won't get hired
>your ship may not have wi-fi probably, due to marsec regs
>work odd shifts with little sleep possibly
>stay cooped in a ship staring at nothing but an ocean for MONTHS probably
Fuck the MSC for not contacting me yet. I've been waiting for months
Remote Engineering
Shit's cash yo
> work for some big-time startup
> they have a "remote is better" mentality
> hired because csfag
> work 4-5 hours a day (everydayshiggy) for 74k/yr
> one month paid vacation because they're rolling in dough :^)
>>27135808
also apparently its impossible to find a job doing it, by your own admission.
no internet is a deal breaker anyways and do you actually think going to bars and brothels is a r9k qualification? fucking normies
-car wash attendant
-gas meter reader
-parking enforcement officer
-anything with installing and configuring networks or security systems (dvrs)
>>27135888
then 2000 hits and that bubble bursts
>>27134543
I used to be a call center operator.
Its kind of hard but if you go autistic mode its pretty easy to learn everything.
You get yelled at but you make $10 hr.
You get to help people who are sick and frustrated and even people who are angry and yelling at you are just venting and you can reassure them and stuff and a lot of the time they break down crying and you just talk to them for a bit and let them know everything is okay.
I'm considering trying to sell weaponized piss bottles to best korea.
>>27136011
yup, saving most of my money, until then I'm riding.
>>27134752
I do this at the icu and er. It's a kick ass job but it's only $10/hr. I'm now in nursing school since I realized the icu and psych nurse don't do shit all night but bake $40/hr. Er nurses actually do work even at night though, so fuck that. It's not even cool stuff, but people coming in with they elbow feel funny. ER is my least favorite because patient tries to talk. At least ICU they're intubated or unconscious.
>>27136210
>10/hr
damn that sucks, maybe you should negotiate for a better wage?
>>27134543
dishwasher/kitchen steward
they hire everyone and there's no social interaction
i'm telling you morons, join the merchant marine
>>27136331
>no internet
>but at least bar sluts will liek u :^)
>>27136279
I just read the whole shift, I tried before but only managed to get $0.25 more. I'll be a nurse next year and making about $23 starting if psych.
poker player
programmer
some sort of analyst
pornstar
i mentioned some actual respected job aside from the novel 1st and 4th on the list. i want to start a niche porn company that deals with nerdy guys banging really hot and slutty girls. i'm talking legit neckbeards not some 'chad' posing as a nerd like most videos on the market.
poker is something i've recently took to play albeit i'm not proficient enough to win yet i think with a little bit of work a lot of rbots, and anybody really, could become good neough to profit.
>>27136354
>work 3 months out of the year whenever you like
>travel the world
>they pay for your training
>weird old men as friends
>70k starting
>bar sluts will fug you
>>27134846
youre bound to kill a fellow robot on the trails sooner or later. you know that right?
depending on how many rooms the place has, but if not many then hotel night auditor can be p. chill. mostly sit around most nights fucking around online/netflix. still has some human interaction, but can easily be faked.
>>27136558
its the cycle of life
>>27136526
>tfw I want to join it but in my country it's non existent and it's literally impossible to get a job
>>27135434
I did the night shift forklift driver thing for a few years. It's perfect for someone with no social skills. You feel like a man doing actual work too.
I went back to finish school and now I'm a grad student teaching and doing research. There is social interaction but it is based around something you are good at so it is fine. Some of your female students will probably (at least act) interested in you too, which is nice.
>>27134920
i did some research stuff for a while but the guys were basically normies. Granted it was bio, but still... presentations are hell.
>decide to be night security guard
>apply for the SIA license (im britbong)
>it has been 4 months because they had to re-send it 3 times
it's like the universe wants me to stay NEET
>>27135011
>tfw going into psych care this week and my bluecard (ausfag child workers card) will get taken away
I actually like kids ;_;
>>27135338
Being a truck driver would fucking suck. One of the worst parts of the day being a wageslave for me is the commute. It's fucking boring and tedious. I can't imagine literally commuting for a living.
>>27134543
>data entry
I did this for a few days. It fucking sucked
I'm not autistic but am a bit ugly, what could I do?
>>27135583
I miss Christendom
>>27136722
most of the population is ugly, so who cares as long as you don't try to become a model?
>>27135583
its basically the same job as a data entry person today. sit in an uncomfortable position all day, repeating words over and over
>>27136526
that actually sounds pretty nice familia
Delivery driver. I got my Class A CDL but I'm not going OTR yet. Got a gig at Lowe's driving their flatbed delivery pallets of commercial material to sites.
>>27136764
I think I have mild BDD but I'm not sure, I think being a trucker or a train operator sounds nice, idk how much free time you'd get though.
>>27136722
try poker. i posted already in this thread but i'd theorize that a lot of 'pro' poker players - pro being someone who can retain profit over a sample of say 50k hands - are on the spectrum. look up stu unger he was definitely autistic and a very profitable poker player. a lot of modern day pros online are potentially autistic.
the thing about poker is you can throw 50 in an online account and following strict bankroll management never have to invest another dollar, and definitely learning along the way.
do the research yourself as it's a lot to explain but there's a very helpful internet community that can aide you substantially.
>>27136853
can you play online poker in the US though?
>>27136708
why did it suck? my one friend has been telling me to look into data entry
>>27136853
Sounds cool but I'm not autistic
>>27136853
I wouldn't suggest this if you are an American anyway (your options of site are very limited as an American). It is essentially earning money by playing a video game, but the golden days are over.
If you have no job anyways and can afford 50 bucks, give it a shot maybe, but it will suck up a lot of time and stress for little actual hourly money.
>>27136884
americas cardroom
888 poker (new jersey residents only)
betonline
bovada
there's them sites. luckily regulation on this is going good and pokerstars is actually reopining their poker room to new jersey residents.
i'd suggest finding this online community, studying some poker theory, reading, generally jsut using your autism to figure out everything there is to leanr about hte game. deploying what you leanred in online poker then once you get the monetary value needed transitioning to casinos.
many live poker players are making upwards of 30k a year just grinding live poker 40-80hrs a week.
>>27135583
I would like to be a monk but I don't believe in God unfortunately.
>>27136892
I spent four days essentially copying stuff from one spreadsheet to another or typing numbers from a bunch of papers. It's really boring and repetitive. My regular IT technician job is way better.
>>27136942
well i'm thinking hte online is just to test the waters and get experience. if he can learn poker, play 30k hands and profit at teh smallest stakes online, then he's surely good enough to win at live poker. from there he can go into the live venue and never look back.
i'm positive someone that could beat nl2-10 on americas cardroom over a sample of 30k hands could crush live play.
>>27136853
Most people here probably aren't smart enough.
>>27135338
>>27134632
enjoy the literal robots stealing your jobs soon
>>27137073
Is that you Bernie?
Lay off that weed man
>>27137007
You have to factor in the stress of going on extended losing streaks (and maybe it's not just due to bad luck, it's hard to tell). And when you average over the variance it is not much actual hourly rate you are earning (if anything at all) unless you are excellent and playing high stakes.
I did this for years and supported myself. I'm a grad student now.
>>27136853
I make extra spending money from betting on fights. I don't bet on boxing, only MMA.
I made $340 on a $25 bet in December on an Overeem/Diaz parlay and I made over 300 on a $5 bet at UFC 196 on an Diaz/Tate/Latifi parlay.
Anyon have more info on the merchant marines? What would you be doing on the job, and do you really only work 3 months out of the year?
How's the pay?
>>27134543
Shelf stocker is not a robot job, other people that work there will try to talk to you and so will customers. If you get a night shift, do it at a small store so you're the only one there.
I had a chance to be night security and fucked it up
>In the interview
>the interviewer asks 'why do you want to do this job'
>I haven't got an answer, this is my first interview in 3 years
>try to be clever
>say ''because I do not feel secure during the day''
>pull my blazer over my face like a vampire
>he writes something down
>says 'very interesting'
>tfw I blew my best chance due to being too autistic for an autism job
fuck
>>27137132
well the variance is part of the game. it's something that every poker player learns to deal with and embrace. the advice would be for someoen willing to put in the hours at a casino which in live play variance can last for months on end but autistic people actually would be better for dealing with it in some cases.
look up some live grinders stationed around the usa they're making 30k + a year that's including variance etc. it's not that great as a lot of them may not be paying taxes on that, are working 40-60hrs a week, and don't have medical dental. some pluses is they probably love what they do, set their own hours, are making a living in a very unique way, and may savor in some hookers and blow every once in awhile.
>>27137138
Where do you bet, exactly?
>>27137138
imagine how rich you'd be if you weren't a little pigeon shit better
>>27137197
made me kek at least
>>27137164
>lone night shift shelf stocker in a small store
Thanks for the advice, guy who has no idea what he's talking about
any jobs that deal with computers? I waste all of my hours sitting at a computer, so I might as well be productive
Man oh man being special forces of some sort is my ultimate fantasy. Too bad I'm me or it could possibly happen.
>>27135347
this is what faggots in denial actually think
>>27137266
Alright chill. I only worked in a big store and I'm just saying, don't do it.
>>27137199
Well fair enough, I never got into live play (social interaction and all). If someone is just sitting at home anyway avoiding applications and think they have some emotional control I'd say give it a shot. I just want to point out the drawbacks.
>>27137197
dude no. you played this way wrong. in interviews you have to be professional not eccentric, being eccentric is possibly one o fthe worst htings you can show during an interview.. unless it's likes for a very technical job and they know your skillset is exactly what teyy need they don't care how weird you might be. any other job act very standard professional then once you get the job you can let yoru personality shine through and they can get to know it but.
>>27137271
At my job I mostly reimage PCs and replace hardware. It's easy as fuck and I'm probably overqualified.
>>27137271
>any jobs that deal with computers?
hmm, let me think about that... I'm not sure there are...
>>27137272
>work ass off to get job in SIGINT (straya)
>get rejected because "not enough work experience or team sports"
>"come back in 12 months"
>fall into old habits
>give up and see doctor to talk about mental health
>he prescribes me an anti-depressant
>chances of getting into the military in the next 10 years = 0%
>chances getting in after that = 10%
>chances I won't have killed myself by then = 0%
Process operator/operating engineer/nuclear operator/boiler operator
Good money. The trick is to get a shift job were they leave you alone all night, preferably in a control room.
I would love to work as a night security guard, nice clothes, don't have to interact with a lot of people...
>>27137210
My friend and I use bovada.
>>27135266
What the fuck is this shit? This is the normiest crap I've ever read
>>27137397
>not enough work experience or team sports
Fuck that's shitty. My condolences.
Teaching online. I record lectures and create assignments. The only interaction I have with my students is through email. I love it
>>27137398
I'm taking courses right now for a degree in process technology , not only is it free
But I'm being paid to be in school , expecting to make 60k next year to babysit a bunch of pipes and pumps
>>27137505
Is it a legit job are do you consult or guru? I want to bullshit my way to guru like that Victor bizop guy. Shitloads of money from writing a couple books, automated correspondence, and the occasional inspirational blog post about le carpe diem get rich and fuck bitches.
>>27136853
>online poker
>implying people at your table aren't sharing their hands over skype or any fucking messaging client
why would you play online poker again?
>>27136331
>merchant marine
how do you even join?
>>27134752
I just got home from this job, fuck no its not a robot job. The sick asshole usually pisses and shits themselves and you clean it up. I had a psych patient today and had to wrestle her half the fucking day, over the months im slowly watching her die from huntington's, 2/10 made me reply.
> shelf stocker
In retrospect, that shit sucked. Then again, it was also a 4:00 AM shift.
>>27137761
naw. i'd be more worried about legit hackers, bots, and rigged rngs. it's a lot to worry about not knowing the exact type of algorithms they could code to favor cheating for some bots they deploy etc.
also many people have registered 1millions of hands online and have them all in a database and there has not been any sort of statistical anomalies that don't make sense. although in the early days a players winrate was obnoxiously high, they trakced his hands, the way he played them was like he could see others hole cards. turns out he could the site immediately went out of business as nobody wanted ot play there. stars is still going strong as well as tons of others. basically what i'm saying is tehy make enough money off rake to not have to cheat players. not saying there aren't hackers though or really well coded poker bots. colluding isn't as a big of a deal imho and he could easily sharpen his skills online for very littel upfront cost then take his game ot live poker to make his moeny.
like i said i was suggesting he become a live poker pro not an online one.
>>27137780
You have to stand up for yourself. If I like the nurse and no aids around I might help, but I'm not doing it alone or if it's not one of the nurses I like. Just say I'm not a CNA and they can't make you do shit as a sitter. Even when I tech I psych tech I don't have to clean them up. You need to also learn exaggeration so the geodon and haldol is brought out. Violent threats seem to work best since they don't give it just for being annoying.
>>27137849
>colluding isn't as a big of a deal imho
confirmed cheater
>>27137953
well logically. he's learning poker he's going to be playing micro stakes for like $2 tops. you really think people are colluding at that level?
if yo uwere playing mid-high stakes online then ya i might be a bit worried about it.
for the one i suggested this advice too here's a video of isildur someone who almost guaranteed has aspergers he's playing some HIGH stakes online poker here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqUlVPZxhoM
at the same time this guy is a gambling degenerate he turned $500 into 5million in a mattter of months you don't run a bankroll up that quick by following bankroll management. he's also done the opposite running a roll of 4 million into $0 in a matter of months. but nonetheless everytime he goes broke he appears back at high stakes eventually grinding it back up.
Control Room Operator.
Good money, little social interaction, no physical work. You get to surf the Chan while doing it.
>>27137938
My hospital is a bit different then m8. Im not a CNA but they still put me as a floor tech sometimes, I also work ER which is only supposed to be worked by EMT's because fuck it. Sitters still have to clean shit at our place, when a patient has a sitter it's implied that the Nurse Tech on the floor has no responsibility for that patient.
op you forgot camwhoring
>>27138063
what's the best online tutorial for poker?
Sysadmin. You get to hide alone in your server room and jerk off to anime in the middle of the night.
>>27138330
there's tons of stuff out there. youtube you can watch videos for w/e variant of poker you're learning. there's forums, you can google generic things like 'poker strategy for beginner' 'beating casino poker' 'winning online pker' stuff like that to get to some information. there's books you can torrent or buy.
there's even freerolls you can play on websites that are touranments that are free to enter and you have to narrow a large field of players but they'll pay you free money. win a few of these and have about $10 or so in your account and you can start playing micro stakes for $1 buy-in. i wouldn't suggest this though it'd take froever before you can even start. i'd suggest getting $50 together depositing into your site of choice then playing the smallest stakes cash game $2 max buy-in you have 25 buy ins with 50. that's plenty to start. then just read and learn how to win pretty much.
>>27134920
Maybe it's just me but a lot of research projects I do are sort of collaborations. A company comes around and wants some testing done or a solution to a problem. You then call other people who may know something. You hire under grads (me). You then get a grad student as well to have direct oversight. There's at least 10 people involved.
I'm undergrad in an engineering/construction/biomaterials lab. It's a lot of fun. Plenty of them are weird enough for us to interact with
WEBSITE DESIGNER
Every company especially the mom and pop ones need a website but they don't know how. You come along and make some generic, basic, and easy to operate website that doesn't have to handle a lot of traffic. You probably don't need any college. Just spend some of your free time learning. Hell combine it with working as a security guard and you can make 2 paychecks at the same time.
>>27138742
Do you use something simple like wordpress or build it from the ground up?
>>27138264
That sucks, we aren't even jco certified so we're kind of janky. What's funny is I make more as a tech than the CNAs and they're actually licensed.
>>27138788
I'm not too familiar with website design, but I'm almost positive there is software that basically makes the templates for you and you just kind of customize and throw in stuff. It takes skill that most don't have obviously but doesn't require any formal education or extremely long training. Real programmers likely have bigger fish to go after and that's where you come in.
You can work from wherever you have an internet connection essentially.
>>27138742
i dabbled in django for a little bit but it's so much googling i got tired of it.
i did throw together a blog engine etc but it was heavily google assisted. still have it but the front end css i did on it utter shit lol.
pic related took me like couple days but i built it lol. haven't worked on it months though.
>>27134632
I second this motion.
Truck is the ideal robot job. Long haul truckers are away 7 to 10 days at a time. Only communicate via ham radio. Listen to music as much as you want. No real friends just alone time. Visit places all over the country. Make decent money.
>>27138929
keep it up robot. I imagine it's a job that gives you computer skills a little above the rest and it looks fantastic on a resume. You bust your ass now then later you can coast easier through life laughing at the peasants.
>>27139037
if poker doesn't pan out then that's what i'll probably end up doing web dev, IT, something with computers.
for now i'm super interested in poker lol.
>>27134543
Night guard here. Definitely take a position if you can find it.
I really like it. No one bothers me, I generally manage to read a ton of books, watch tons of movies.
>>27134543
>shelf stocker
i actually tried really hard to get this job
>>27135423
MPs are literally the biggest faggots in the military. Too much testosterone backed by a small margin of authority.
>>27135385
this is my job and i can confirm
>>27139037
funny thing is just for a trial blog post i made this then today i seen a thread about production farming and animal emissions. read a little bit but interesting stuff.
>>27137304
he knows this, it was the entire point of the greentext. the way you wrote this post was as if you thought this was somehow specialist knowledge, get tested for autism tbqh
>>27139069
believe it or not some entry level jobs are hard af to get. mcdonalds has the highest rejection rate of any corporation because on average they have 100 applications in their database but are only looking to feel like 4 positions. that means 96 people don't get the job. same iwht a lot of other positions like cashiering and stocking etc.
>>27139082
you sure they're not compensating for their low-testness by using their small margin of authority?
>>27139112
as a website designer I imagine you get to dabble in a lot of different subjects. You have to learn about your client and their business in order to make what they need. I'm kind of jelly, but I like where I'm heading as well.
>>27139058
everyone is jumping onto cloud storage. So maybe managing servers could be your thing. Doesn't require a bachelors from what I can tell maybe an associate's? In today's economy you increasingly need some kind of skill or certification.
Park Ranger
>>27139235
hey do you know if that's what moots doing now lol? i heard something about him getting a job at google as server wrangler. good job for moot.
>>27137725
It's a legit job. I am officially a college professor for a state university
>>27139321
I read he's a part of their social team trying to make google + more attractive. Basically he's trying to dive into what is the ideal style of online identity. Facebook where you have to be a real person vs 4chan complete anonymity. He's helping to find something in between I think
>>27139621
Do you have a phd?
>>27139760
No, just an MBA and a few years experience in the field
>>27139829
what major do you teach in? I've been contemplating becoming a teacher but idk
>>27139859
I have an MBA, I'm in Business Administration. I teach Data Analysis most quarters
FRONT DESK WORK AT HOTEL... thats what i do, and generally you dont have to have any social skills whatsoever
>>27137197
oh god just visioning this gave me chills
and not the good kind
>>27139910
Can you elaborate? Don't you have to greet customer and talk to them all the time? How does one get this position and what are the requirements?
>>27136421
poker's one of the shitty gambles but it's also basically the only one
>no liar's dice or multiple round rock-paper-scissors, or any real game
>>27140314
this has to be some sort of level.
but honestly poker is the only game of chance that is dominated by skill. i liken it to day trading your skill and knowledge can really influence the chance behind the game. but no there's no other form of gambling - aside from other poker variants - that are beatable in the long run. not one.
>>27137073
Not personally my job, was just saying it sounded like a good robot tier job
>>27134543
>night security guard
actually looking into this currently.
I want to be the msysterious night guy who avoids people because of his troubled past etc., when in reality I just want a quiet lonesome job and fapping to depraved shit while at home.
>>27140731
damn that's a depraved life. I wouldn't consider it a good long term job though. I see a lot of those disappearing from increasing technology
>>27134920
Academia is just as bad as politics. Tenured bio prof at a mid-tier state school here. It's who you know and how well people like collaborating with you and who you manage to get in your bullpen.
>>27140731
fyi I don't think you can be that guy irl, just the guy nobody knows
>>27140785
true, better tech only relieves the work force. human intellect is hard to top at times though, especially patrols. I' think I have a suitable amount of time left.
>>27140849
>just the guy nobody knows
been living that all my life, why stop now?
Can we get some actual career job suggestions?
Seurity guard or stocker isn't going to pay the bills. something that you atleast make 40k a year?
>>27134752
I know a girl that does this at a convalescent home.
pros:
>very odd hours (just like robots)
>lots and lots of freetime
cons
>shit pay
>literal shit you have to clean
>cleaning up dead bodies
>>27136210
ER RN here. Yep. I don't often get breaks, but the job is so awesome and stimulating. Not robot friendly.
IT help desk for a small company
decent pay, hardly do any real work, play minecraft on my shift
