>one chance at life
>miss out on teenage love
>experience storybook teenage love
>nothing has ever compared since
>still dwell on the memories
>>27134112
>22 years old
>All the women your age are ALREADY used up sluts with 5+ partners
>They're not even interested in you
What's the point anymore lads?
>>27134198
your outlook is why you fail
I've heard that adult love is better but I don't know. obviously the sex would be better because you're fucking adults who know how to fuck
>>27134198
You know 18 year old girls prefer guys in that age range over guys their own age, right?
>>27134112
>teenage love
overrated as fuck
>>27134262
>obviously the sex would be better because you're fucking adults who know how to fuck
>who know how to fuck
I'M A VIRGIN YOU FUCK
>>27134262
>the sex would be better because you're fucking adults who know how to fuck
If you're an adult who does fuck
You've got to be a pussy to still care about silly things like this
One day you might experience real trauma and its going to completely destroy you
>>27134112
>one chance at life
>experience life in an emotional void where nothing truly matters and you aren't bound to abstract concepts of humanity
>>27134198
>What's the point anymore lads?
It's great if you're an emotional masochist. You will only get older, and the women around you uglier. At some point it becomes creepy to even approach an attractive woman. And one day you're walking down the street and you see a boy and a girl sharing an ice cream.
Nothing quite compare. Try it in a few years.
>>27134262
You could "learn how to fuck" with one partner. You don't need to be a massive slut to "know how to fuck"
>>27134360
Please. Like what? The loss of a loved one? Whom, exactly?
>>27134112
Hey I experienced teenage love for someoneonly problem is that no one felt it for me
>>27134165
This is the worst feeling in the entire world.
No person has compared to her yet, and she just lives so far away.
We still genuinely feel that way for each other but short of waiting years upon years or winning the lottery, I can't have her.
>>27134112
>miss out on teenage love
I call that a win. Whose with me?
>>27134112
Fuck, I've started crying at this.
>>27134458
*Who
>>27134532
Who's
>>27134198
>All the women your age are ALREADY used up sluts
Actually believing this meme
chad reporting in, browsing for amusement.
i can tell you it was rly good being 14 and having my dick sucked by a virgin 14 yo in my class. She came as soon as i touched her basically. all the fucking time
>tfw I've already masturbated 3 times today
finally get the meme, a virgin qt gf
find out she's kissed, jerked, humped, been humped and been groped and even shown her body online, all "casually"
I feel incredibly betrayed, and I'm still with her robots, should I just end it all and chemically castrate myself?
>>27134112
>Tfw couldnt expierience Teenage love because of my autism
>>27134198
i disagree with your outlook but their numbers are probably higher than 5
>>27134607
>All the women your age are ALREADY used up sluts
Top kekerino mate. By the time of 23 (my age) most of females either have serious mental problems (virgins) or have 10+ sexual partners.
I had teenage love and it was absolute shit.
It destroyed my entire life and ruined my future.
Biggest mistake of my life!
>>27134262
>I've heard that adult love is better
lol
bl0x
>>27134112
I missed out teenage love, I didn't miss out falling in love however. I didn't even get the girl and still it was the best moment of my life, no matter the pain. It's been years since I really cared for someone and I don't think I'm even capable of it anymore.
>one chance in life
>born just in time to experience a neo-feudal mate war, ruled by apps and feminism propaganda
>>27134568
>The loss of him
>The loss of whom
English is hard, eh Ahmed?
>>27134165
>>27134514
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING CUNTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOU THINK YOU KNOW LONELINESS YOU NORMIE FUCKS HOW ABOUT GOING THROUGH YOUR ENTIRE LIFE BEING BULLIED AND BEING TOO UGLY TO EVER GET A GIRLFRIEND WHILE YOU NOREMIE FUCKERS HAD SEX AT FUCKING 14!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOBODY EVER LOVED ME I NEVER HAD FRIENDS AND YOU THINK YOU FUCKING NORMIES HAVE IT WORSE THAN ME I USED TO BE HAPPY AND NICE NOW ALL THATS LEFT IS A SHELL OF A MAN!
TRIGGERED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>27134392
Lad
You just blwe my mind
Has all my life been a lie? Do I really just enjoy the pain?
>>27134731
>most of females either have serious mental problems (virgins) or have 10+ sexual partners
maybe it depends on where you live. The world isn't that black and white here in central europe
>tfw I could have experienced teenage love but was such an autismlord I blew it incredibly hard and now I'm 28 kissless handholdless talkless virgin
>tfw I experience teen-love in my 20s
met my ex when she was fresh out of HS. I was a virgin and she wasn't although I did take her anal virginity.
>>27134112
idk what fantasy world people live in where there believe movies and shows that everyone dated everyone in highschool expect the loners. Times have changed, Im 20 and only dated 1 girl in high school and that wasnt till Jr. year. I'm here to tell you fella's there isnt that much dating in highschool anymore. There's the occasional kickback parties where chads go to get laid, or me and my friends went to experiment with drugs but thats besides the point. Around campus there were only "popular" kids dating, and who really cares about those kids anyways? they all work at McD's now so who cares if they had 5 girlfriends throughout highschool that only lasted about 2 weeks or so? live you lives and be happy with what you got, if you dont like it, change it. We can do that, it just about how much you want to change, or how lazy you are, that gets in my way alot.
>>27134980
>I was a virgin and she wasn't
Pathetic.
>>27134112
>tfw you get rejected by your only chance to ever expierience it because she wants to be a man
>>27134965
bro, im assuming your only downfall is social awkwardness when it comes to girls. Go to a damn club or concert, girls are always drunk there and hitting on everyone. Even if you dont find a meaningful relationship, you can get laid man, you just got put in the effort. Pussy doesnt come running to us, we have to go to it, sucks but its true.
>>27135074
coulda still hit it man, who gives
>>27135084
I don't want pussy, I want to feel a girl's affection.
>>27134112
>tfw i have qt 3(.14) virgin gf
>tfw its ldr
>tfw im pissed off at her and shes sad and I feel like a monster
>>27134837
are feels our a little more sophisticated than just loneliness. Sory but you will never understand them.
>>27135012
>there isnt that much dating in highschool anymore.
I'm also 20. Majority of my classmates seemed to have bfs and gfs(based on what I could pick up from conversations).
>>27134262
>I've heard that adult love is better but I don't know. obviously the sex would be better because you're fucking adults who know how to fuck
Y-yeah since I'm totally not a 27 years old khv.
>>27135124
>long distance relationship
you have a pen pal not a relationship
>>27135113
not to be a dick man, but thats part of your problem. Get laid, try some stuff before you want to settle down. Trust me. Cause when you do find someone to settle down with it may go well for awhile, then youre gonna be in the same boat wishing you tried more.
Why would I want to be a boring idiot sacrificing all of the free time and lack of responsibility you have in your teenage years to the service of keeping a girl happy?
Hanging out with a good group of friends is much more fulfilling during that time. Hormonal teenage romance has its high points but it's mainly just an awkward, confusing, and doomed mess
>>27135136
hm, maybe parts of the country are different? idk man lol, im in cali and thats kinda how it is all around here. not many teenage couples walking around malls and shit either
I just wish I could turn it off, that I could just not care. I've recently started talking to a girl I met online (so far only 3 Skype calls, mostly in a teamspeak with other people). Obviously since I'm a fucking betafag I've already fallen in love and can't stop thinking about her, even though she absolutely doesn't feel the same way about me. After every conversation with her I feel like everything I said was super cringe and I can't understand why she would want anything to do with me at all. Talking to this girl is the closest female contact I have ever had and I want to make the most of it, but at the same time I feel like talking to her makes me dislike me more and more because I'm such a sperglord and am constantly making autistic jokes that she has to force laughter at and I hate this fucking shit why do I have to be like this why can I not just talk to people like a normal fucking person instead of getting anxiety over just talking to her over Skype and constantly stalking her social media to know what she's doing. Not to mention she still regularly talks to her ex and this weekend she spent 3 days at (probably) his house (she doesn't live where he lives any more and has a few friends who do live there so there is a chance it could have been at someone else's but I'm 90% sure it was his). I hate this whole situation, I hate myself, I only keep talking to her because talking to a girl makes me feel alpha and shit even though I'm still a kissless handholdless virgin and probably will be for a long time. fuck fuck fuck fucjk fuck life fuck people fjuwffhwbg sorry you had to read this stupid fucking incoherent rant i need to get this shit out even though nobody cares I've lost far too much sleep over this and its making me even more depressed over my sad pointless pathetic fucking life kill me please
>>27134262
GET OUT niger
>>27135312
>I've already fallen in love and can't stop thinking about her
don't even need to read the rest of this shitfest
me trying to explain to you why you need to forget about her would be the same as trying to make you see the 4th dimension
whatever i say won't register in any logical sense, but i'll put it out anyway
drop her, now, before you do any more damage to yourself
i'll be here on /r9k/ when you make a thread about it in 4/6/8 months (or maybe even a year or two) when you realize how pointless it was caring about this girl
>>27134112
I don't consider myself depressed but we it does cross my mind I can't stop myself from crying from lonelynes. I just want someone to listen to me and give me a hug without saying anything just accepting me as me.
And I'm crying.
What's the point robots.
>>27135217
>tfw missed out on teenage love and on teenage friendships because video game autism
>>27134112
>never had desire for love
>never have to deal with the pain of it
feels good being a true robot and not a failed normie
>>27135393
I can't help it anon my top weakness is falling in love with girls who show me the slightest bit of attention, I probably barely even count as a friend to her but she fills almost my every waking moment and it hurts so much
>>27135404
the point is to find a point my man. i know it sucks but theres someone for everyone. get to networking through outlets that you connect to. if its gaming, sign up for those blind date apps and look for gamers, go to conventions. say youre into guns (idfk im thinking of examples) go to a convention for that or whatever they do. My point is get to talking to people. Im bad about it myself, im pretty introverted. But i realized the more random people you know, the more people youre gonna meet through them. You'll increase your odds so high you'll find someone like you or with similar interests.
>tfw it's too late to be a teenager and live the school life epic
>>27135422
Things would have gone the same for me if I didn't find myself in some classes with okay people. Once you get the ball rolling it's easy to keep going, but if you're not a socially inclined person in the first place you need to find yourself hitting some lucky circumstances, and that's what happened with me.
if you graduated high school a virgin you still have hope. it will set you back a little but its not a death spell.
if you graduate college and/or are age 22 and still a virgin you are screwed. better find a hooker or fat girl. being a virgin at that age tells girls there is something wrong with you.
>i'll never make passional breathless teenage sex with my virgin gf
>>27135012
>all work at McD's
Most popular kids at my school got scholarships and went to college
>>27134486
Fucking this you can fall in love but people won't fall in love with you
>>27135655
nice dubs, and really? at my school they were too infatuated with themselves and others to focus on what to do after highschool. they all had the, "i dont care" attitude towards it so thats kinda why
>>27135499
>>27135566
dubbed twice
>>27131886
Proof or gtfo faggot>>27135475
I work as it technician. I meet so many people. I often feel I don't even want to see anyone anymore. All of them are useless retards that will try to do everything they can to screw you over and benefit from you. Work is shit atm. I go to sit on 4chan most of day. I hope to get fired so I can get a better job.
There's isn't many cons in UK apart from small lans here and there. I know what you mean it I can't myself being a good guy mostly since I couldn't sacrifice enough time for her and I'm a pathetic fat guy who spends more time in front of monitor than anywhere else.
Only reason why I'm still here is a use I was a coward in high school and didn't end it. Since then I've been looking for a reason.
Still nothing.
>>27135462
Please teach me the path to cleanse every emotion!
>>27135499
>tfw high school was nothing like on tv
>just regular school shit
>tfw prom was two days ago
>didn't even go
>"t-that will show them!"-mentality
If it makes you feel any better chances are the atoms and molecules you are made of will decompose into the death and eventually you might come back as a rabit or dog or something
>>27135084
>i'm a normie who can't put myself on other people's shoes, Now love me and validate me
Fag
>mfw some guy from my class in HS experienced teenage love so much he got a chick pregnant and now years later he still has to slave away the rest of his life
I may be a loveless virgin but at least I'm not that guy.
>>27135770
Yeah they were heavily involved in after-school activities and had good grades
>>27135884
>spent prom masturbating
>>27135907
so because i was a virgin and my friends brought me outa my shell, and im trying to help him now, im a fag? interesting
>>27135975
what the.. some kinda nerd/popular kids mix, thats crazy man lol. here if you had good grades you basically werent popular, i had c's and d's so i wouldnt know
>Tfw I had lots of high school love
>Tfw I went to jr prom, sr prom, and girlfriends jr prom
>Tfw I attended crazy parties after each one
>Tfw I'm able to look back fondly on past girlfriends
...
>Tfw I haven't felt that fiery passionate love for a girl since high school
T-this is a thing that comes back when you meet the right girl... R-right?
>>27135814
well if you think weight is your problem dude, why not get a gym membership, or do something you enjoy outdoors like biking or hiking? can meet people through those while working out
and i get what you mean about them fucking you over, a lot of people are like that sadly. just gotta find the genuine/transparent ones, thats whats hard.
>>27135135
This is why you have to leave
>>27136015
>and my friends
>my friends
>friends
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27136069
>T-this is a thing that comes back when you meet the right girl... R-right?
>stuttering
>normie looking back at full and fulfilled life
FUCK OFF
>>27134262
>Alut love is better.
Sorry but hormmone bomb teens are told this to control them. For females it may get better but for males it gets worse.
>>27136015
Being a lazy normie is even worse, your friends only pushed you, you were a normie from the start.
>so because i was a virgin and my friends brought me outa my s
Kek a late-blooming normalfag thinks he knows two shits about the robot life
>>27136144
But the fire comes back at some point right?
>>27135822
its not tought, why do i get this from so many normies? your just born not desiring it, like if your born gay you dont choose it your just born with it
>>27136138
>>27136206
i have 2 friends irl cause ive known them since jr. high lol, yea im such a chad
>>27136048
Most kids, nerd or popular had good grades. It was losers, like me, who had D's
>>27135822
Develop depression. You'll feel sad for a while but over time it eats away at every other emotion (Besides anger, frustration, etc) and you'll give up on everything.
>>27136272
ahh i see, i had D's too man i feel ya there lol. why'd you get lower grades? i tried to be cool and ditch sometimes and just procrastinated to the max
>one chance at life
>in love withbest friend
>he's supposedly in love with meexcept he's straight
JUST
>>27134198
29 here. Try to fix things while you're still young.
>>27134198
I'm 22 and I'm dating a 19 year old chick who was a virgin when I met her. Also have an 18 year old virgin in my math class who's into me. Had a chance with an 18 year old virgin last semester but I had a gf.
Point is, go to community college and take low level courses. Socially awkward virgins with low standards EVERYWHERE.
>>27136498
>Be in community college
>full of single moms
>>27136319
I honestly just didn't do my work because I knew I could just work at my dad's factory and live a comfy lonely life playing vidya in a small apartment
>>27136272
I feel you. Every time I sat down to study I just procrastinated and didn't put in much effort. My dad's face sunk every time he saw my report card. He would always say "you have to get those up" and I could tell he was doing his best not to yell at me. My mom wanted to get me a tutor, but that never happened. I was pretty straight-edge too, so that made it worse. I was simply a lazy fuck that never tried. On top of that, I was clumsy and awkward.
My parents wanted a son, not a fuck-up.
>>27136533
Switch CCs
>>27136410
hng, go for it. i had crushes on my guy friends before but there were all straighter than an arrow. then i heard one of them makes out with dudes when he's drunk and i was like... fuuu
>>27136540
i know what you mean, vidya are too fun lol, i was all into that too in highschool. still kinda am
>>27136540
>didn't have anything set for me
>still didn't do my work
wew lad
This shit right here is what hurts me the most. I missed out on everything in my teens.
>>27136730
Date an 18 year old girl and live through her. Go to the parties she goes to, hang out with her friends, help her move into her dorm when she goes to college, stay there all the time.
>>27135566
>556
5x56mm NATO
>Do it
>>27134112
Lol I went to that high school
>>27136762
Maybe I'll head over to the girl friend store and pick one up tomorrow
>>27136940
Good idea m80
>>27136940
>>27136940
>Maybe I'll head over to the girl friend store and pick one up tomorrow
9/10
good shit
>>27136769
DONT HOLD ME DOWN ANON
>>27134165
I feel man, i still think about her everyday
>>27134397
but anon every dick is different i needed those gargantuan dicks to be able to handle normal dicks :3
>>27135475
>i know it sucks but theres someone for everyone
This isn't actually true. The birth rate between the sexes is something like 1.05 males to every 1 female (with extremes of ~1.15 or 1.20 males to every female in shitholes like India or China)
There is a boy for every girl, there isn't a girl for every boy.
>>27137216
We're in 2016, there's nothing wrong with polyandry.
>fall hard for the Catholicism meme, including the chastity meme
>through dumb luck, get a gf at 14
>gf is agnostic, convince her to follow the same memes as me
>date for 2.5 years
>never have sex or even see her naked
>become atheist
>she won't give up the memes
>break up
>never have a gf again
My memories of this time provide an endless source of cringe
>>27137402
I have a theory that autistic people are very susceptible to religion in their youth. We take it seriously too, unlike normans who might go about breaking the rules. Then we get older and many, if not most, autistic people realize there is no evidence for God.
>tfw I still listen to Christian music because it's comforting
>>27137488
>3edgy6me
>>27134198
Square root of your age plus 8 is what age chicks you should go after. You are fine.
>>27137216
>shitholes
and that's why you'll die a loveless virgin.keep it up!
>>27137642
>le positive disposition meme
>>27134198
and you have so much to offer :(
>>27137488
Hmm, I actually think you're on to something here.
I relate to what you're saying since it's something I've experienced personally.
>>27137571
>being non-religious is "edgy"
theistfags please go
I experienced teenage love. It's very intense and nothing really compares to it. It's sad that it ends just like everything else. I'm pretty sure there is no such thing as love.
>>27137488
I think you're right (I'm >>27137402). I'm pretty sure I was more into it than any of my peers or my parents, but now I'm a euphoric-tier atheist while all those people are still lukewarm Christians.
>>27137778
he's an expert, trust him
>>27134112
*infatuation and lust
I may have missed out on teenage love but that doesn't mean I can't kill myself.
>>27137760
>implying I'm a fag just because I'm theist
Gg underage b&
>>27134514
she doesn't feel the same. she's getting her pussy slammed by slammed by chad's hairy nuts and is stringing you along because your affection makes her feel good.
>>27137795
That's how I was. I was hardcore into it. I'd talk about God to family, friends, employees at K-Mart, etc.
A combination of my morality and shit social skills kept me from developing into a regular person. All my attention went into the Bible. Which eventually ended up with me seeing the Bible as contradicting itself.
Normans don't analyze there faith nearly as much. Plus they, consciously or not, are aware that it's the glue that helps maintain their relationships.
>>27137881
this, to be completely honest ggkgkhgkgkj
>>27136248
>Bragging about your normie life
Wow, rude
>19
>currently experiencing teenage love
>happiest I've been in a long time
How long before it all comes tumbling down?
>>27136762
How viable is it to have a 18-21 year old who is or will be attending college when you are not?
I spent 10 years of my life trying to setup a business and now when I'm 26 and almost there, I realized that I've missed out on absolutely everything.
>>27134112
I did experience it but it's just like a pretty picture, it looks nice but there's no substance to it, you can't really connect with a person the way you can do it later in life and for the most part you don't have shit to talk about.
Jesus fuck, I think that pic might actually be from my fucking school.
I waited for someone who wasn't worth it. Talk about romance in real life. What movie should I watch? Is the notebook any good?
>>27134165
know that feel bro. she was the only girl i ever loved and now she lives 8000 miles away.
>>27134165
Look on the bright side, nobody can ever take that away from you. Just like nobody can ever give it to me.
>>27138829
Ao Haru Ride. Trust me, you'll feel like you've never felt before.
>>27138917
doesn't really make it any easier man
>>27138829
what do you mean wasn't worth it how
>>27136217
Get the FUCK off this board you GOD DAMNED NORMIE
learn game desu. go visit rollo tomassi's website or chateau heartiste and browse the archives.
its not a guarantee but if you want any chance at good times with women, the knowledge is out there
>one chance at life
>took it
Who here /wishforoblivion/?
>>27134112
Ohh I experienced itshe just did not love me back
>>27138621
Depends where you met her
>>27137591
12 year olds eh?
>one chance at life
>find dank memes
My school years were shit and depressing as fuck but you know what? I would much rather go back and relive those than experience the shit I'm currently drowning in right now. Man, I would have never thought back then just how bad things could get. Now I yearn for those times I hated so much.
>>27134112
I was an idiot then. Self-absorbed, naive, horny, shallow, and even more emotionally stunted than I am now. I was like that, and so are the vast majority of teenagers everywhere. The concept of ideal adolescent love is based on nostalgia, myth, and delusion.
It's actually a good thing that high school sweethearts don't make long term couples.
>TFW some short spic fag took her virginity and cheated on her
>TFW she took mine
>>27134112
Currently 19 in college and lost my vcard at 15. Have taken 4 vcards throughout highschool and college. Dated a girl for about a year and took her vcard. Was the most intimate sex ever and she would wrap her arms and legs around me. Hope you guys can experience that same form of love at some point, intimacy like that is truly something humans deserve.
Currently dating a tall skinny blonde girl whose vcard I took. But i cant claim to be a robot, but i can give advice.
I snuck into my old school last week because their was a college fair after school. When walking around campus their were a few couples talking alone and when I came close they're get really nervous. They know how shallow their relationships are and having someone listen in makes them realize this.
>>27134112
I feel no envy for this. These kind of people disgust me.
I'm sure lives played out:
>They both went off to separate colleges
>He joined a frat
>She joined a sorority
>They both partied 24/7, fucking more Chads and Staceys than they could count
>He probably committed multiple acts of date rape on passed out girls
>She got knocked up by some upperclassman about to graduate and dropped to "start a family"
>He majored in bullshit, meaningless business
>He gets some job as a faceless cog in a corporate machine and eventually settles down with some girl he met in college
>They both end living the same suburban lives their parents did
>Constantly cheat on their spouses
>Get divorced
>Get fat
>Start to resent everything in their lives
>All they live for is reflecting on the glory days of high school/college
>>27141503
genuinely, why do you visit this place? do you just like seeing people worse off than you? it would be one thing if you claimed to be depressed too, but given your last line, it seems you just like to be "the smartest in the room" so to speak.
>>27142168
yes anon, because i'm sure you're going to be a very high corporate level engineer or computer programmer who will have an infinitely better life than that, right
>one chance at life
>born too early to experience holodecks and be with your waifu
>>27141503
I need to lose my v-card right fucking now, how?
>>27142928
C A N A D A
A N A D A
N A D A
A D A
D A
A
>teenage
>love
pick one
i have till the end of october before i finish school forever(yes im of age), what can i do to make sure this isnt me? any tips?
>>27142325
To be honest its an ego stroke to know that people like this exist. And also its out of habit, ive been coming here for a long time. Also helps me understand neckbeards thought process, and explain it to someone else or a girl when they try to understand what cringey act some beta is doing. Occasionally I try to help though, if someone geniunely wants help. But i rarely post, only read. I've had plenty of sex and if nobody else on this board has, then who else would give advice? Perhaps its the occasional appearance of creatures like me, which usually anger the inhabitants of r9k, that do give some positive advice amidst the self-pity and female hatred. Which i do share. Girls suck, and i treat them like the trash they are for that reason.
>>27142928
Depends on the context. Are you around girls often? Place yourself where attractive girls are, minimal competition, and where it's socially acceptable to approach women. If you want the beta path, befriend a woman, enter her friend group, and get closer to any attractive girls. rinse and repeat. Dont show too much interest, and display social value. Dont do anything obvious, girls notice that stuff quickly. They also notice if you are nervous. Approach girls often and eventually the confidence will come with experience and rejection. Its a numbers game really.
>>27134112
>Everyone else had a GF in High School
>I had a bullet in my arm, and then a blow torch in my arm.
>Damn spicks to cheap to take me to the hospital.
>>27134112
plenty of teenage girls at college
jokes on you op
>>27134798
Better than 25 years ago when AIDS meant nobody got laid.
