I met /pol/ today
>at sxsw
>come across this guy playing this contraption
>blue eyes blonde hair aryan master race
>at least 40 years old
>really like the way his ride cymbal sounds so I watch him play for a few minutes
>Busy intersection with thousands of people walking by for the festivities down the street
>I'm the only one watching
>he's alright at best
>go up to him
>"hey man that's a killer sounding ride cymbal and a cool little set up you've got here"
>"thanks man! Yeah I'm a little tired I've been playing a lot today, had a couple of gigs last night and didn't sleep much and I'm out here working.
>"yeah man I hear that, that's coo-"
>and it's really funny you know cause all these bucket drummers are making a killing out here. It's because they're playing on being poor.
1/2
>met a blonde drummer today on the street
>complimented him
>he starts going on about how black drummers pretend to be poor
learn to greentext.
>>27133900
Then how will he get reddit gold with his epic story about the stupid racist neo-nazi?
>>27133914
By posting it on leddit reddit of course.
>>27133851
type this shit up before hand if it's gonna be long.
>>27133851
2/2
>look at him with my wot face
>"like people don't want to pay for innovation, they want to feel better about themselves giving money to the poor bum bucket drummer. I mean they're not even playing real music, it's like a cultural Marxist thing, you know socialists, you do less and you get paid more, but whatever
>think to myself how incorrect that is because I saw that bum bucket drummer and he's actually got some chops and playing a lot of cool shit with melodic bowls, people really are enjoying themselves, dancing, laughing, having a good time out there
>also cultural Marxist, wot
>don't say a word and smile
>"s-so what do you do anon"
>"oh I teach and stuff, play gigs every so often, going to school"
>he asks me about debt
>I say something to the effect of "yeah I felt conned into going to school, looking back I don't know if I would have done it if I knew now what I knew then.."
>his eyes widen
>"ohh haha yeah it's funny cause I'm actually really into conspiracy theories and I know what you mean about brain washing just like they do in school with history. you know the victors right the history and they screw it.."
>goes off on a long winded rant about how the school doesn't show that Russia had invaded Poland in the 1930s, or the events leading up to the Second World War and miss representing the nazis"
>he literally goes on for 5 minutes straight, the entire time trying not to crack a smile
>tfw I just wanted to ask him if he would be interested in selling me his ride cymbal
>tfw /pol/ is a real person
There was more to the interaction but I feel like my story is long winded enough. It was an interesting experience considering I was blazed out of my mind and listening to this do go on a nazi sympathizing rant
The poor lad really though what he was doing was innovative and the reason he wasn't making money was because the public bought into give more to those who do less and play poor quality, which in this case I found to be not the case.
>there are ledditors on this board RIGHT NOW who are just here to take 'le epic 4chanz screenshots! XD'.
Pretty much any city has musicians or rappers pretending to be poor to get money
Drug addicts will also pretend to be homeless/pregnant/veterans and beg on the streets for money
>>27133943
It was, just a hassle to do it on a phone and I sort of gave up mid way through it but thought it was worth a share
>>27133987
But that wasn't the case here, this guy was saying the quality of music was poor when it clearly wasn't and appealed to a large audience that he still has btw, and this dude was all bitter about it and blamed cultural Marxism, then out of nowhere starts talking about fucking World War Two when that shit was never brought up. Lmfao
>>27133981
Spotted the Redditor
Retards give themselves away
>le I don't browse le Reddit, how else would I know of all deez screen shots xD
>>27133851
>being at some festival thing
>this guy has lose opinions that are somewhat similar with my stupid opinion of a board - he was SO that board xD
>making up stupid story for epic laughing responses and content for reddit
>making up a shitty story
>wot
>lmfao
>misusing tfw
>blazed out of my mind
>not pre-writing the fucking story and pasting it
>uses a phone to post
WOW
OP, in-case you're still around, just want you to know I enjoyed reading this thread. It's rare for me to read a thread that requires two posts for the OP to make a point.
