WAGEYS = KEKS
WAGEYS = KEKS
WAGEYS = KEKS
WAGEYS = KEKS
WAGEYS = KEKS
WAGEYS = KEKS
>>27131655
NEETS = INSECURE
NEETS = INSECURE
NEETS = INSECURE
NEETS = INSECURE
NEETS = INSECURE
If the NEET life is so great, why do you feel the need to shitpost everyday and have a smug superiority about it, not unlike a chad?
>>27131680
I'm a modern day Robin Hood. I steal from the bitch and give to the whore.
Keep on supportive my lifestyle while I fuck your girl, Elliot.
>>27131728
>Keep on supportive my lifestyle while I fuck your girl
Why are you lying on an anonymous imageboard?
Why are you acting like such a chad?
>LOL BRO YOU MAD BRO I TAKE ALL OF YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY BRO AND I FUCK YOUR GIRLFRIEND BRO
>>27131728
>I'm a modern day Robin Hood. I steal from the bitch and give to the whore.
by posting on 4chan
> Keep on supportive my lifestyle while I fuck your girl, Elliot.
in my imagination
baka desu senpai ayy lmao cuck
baka desu senpai cuck imo
>>27131771
>>27131821
>>27131902
>>27131932
implying I don't fuck all of your girlfriends and moms
kys nerds
>>27131969
you're implying neetkek.
i'm asserting.
you've probably never heard of it
>>27131655
Thisequation is true.
When you get your monthly dose from the Tendiebux-O-matic.
#justwojakthings
Wagefriends, I need your help.
How the shit do I get a minimum wage job? I can't even appeal to employers offering $10/hr jobs when I write $7.25/hr as my desired wage. I need something dumb and easy, preferably part-time and on weekends, but the employment process is fucking impossible.
>>27133090
what state friend
best way i've found is to have a bunch of extracurriculars (food pantry, freelance tech support) you can put on your resume
depending on your area there might be a particular industry you can look into, though part time/weekends basically resigns you to stocking
>>27133090
Liberty tax waver
wear a statue of liberty costume and wave at cars
$8 an hour, becomes $9 if you stay til April 15
>>27134523
also you don't have to write an application, just walk in and they'll hire you
>>27133090
Ever thought about Walmart? I work at one (at lunch now) and this shit isn't even close to as bad as I thought it would be. If you apply at one, call back a few days later, ask to speak with personnel and tell them your name and that you would like a job. That way if they have an opening and see your name in the stack they WILL remember you. They also pay 9.40/hr base. Being a /wagecuck/ has never been easier.
>>27131728
Ok Jake and Amir
>>27133090
Just say youre available any day of the week and willing to work any hour.
WAKEY WAKEY WAGIES!
Almost the end of your weekend eh? Well, I'd suggest you get some rest before you go back to work tomorrow!
Two days, eh? Not much time, I'm sure. I should know, every day is the weekend for me. Still, you need to work for my neetbux, so off you pop!
Cheer up, Mr Shekelstein might give you an hour off on Wednesday, we can go for a drink! How does that sound? What's that, you have work on Thursday? What a shame!
Instahide
This might or might not be original.
Oh and it's funny how these threads always have some NEET looking to /job/
>>27131728
>NEETS
>Fucking any 3D girl.
Go back to masturbating to My Little Ponies, friend.
>>27131655
It's wagies not wageys you fucking imbecile neet.
>>27135309
>implying 90% of NEETs dont fuck wagecucks wives.
>implying the lasting 10% cares about whores.
No matter what wagies say, no matter what they do, no matter how much they post they will always, always, always have to give us FREE MONEY.
>>27135343
>Women
>Even giving the time to unemployed basement-dwellers.
Pick uno.
>>27135480
Funny since r9k calls them materialistic cunts but same people say they fuck them while being broke and unemployed?
Neets can't even keep track of their own shit lies
>>27135480
>Falling for the "all NEETs are basement-dwellers" meme.
I think you meant
>women
>Giving time to unemployed fit, brilliant, charismatic, wealthy males.
>>27135383
>FREE MONEY
lol look at all the appointments and life issues you face just to get it. Look at all the shit you give up in life? It's not "free"
>>27135622
>wealthy males.
>neet
HAHAHAHA you're so delusion it's fucking funny. Your fellow neets on this board have proven the "meme" is almost always true
Stop replying to threads like these senpai
>>27135622
>fit, brilliant, charismatic, wealthy
How are you any of that?
>>27135622
>Unemployed
>Wealthy
Your $700 monthly welfare check doesn't make you "wealthy," but it's cute that you think that's a lot of money.
>>27135983
When all you buy is tendies and pc parts $700 can seem like a lot
Well then i woke up at 3am today to go to work milking. I finished at 9 and im due back at 2pm.
have a cert 3 in ag farming and completed an apprenticeship and still get the same i did 4 years ago.
I wanna get out, but no oppitunity for welfare and no job lined up.
>tfw tomorrow is my last day of NEETdom
it was fun while it lastedkill me
