>try to give bf a bj
>end up throwing all over his dick and the bed
>stay up until 5am cleaning while he sleeps on the floor
>>27130451
You're not supposed to go straight to deepthroat without practice, dear. Top points for effort though.
>trying to suck a dick that isn't fresh out of the shower clean
You gotta be seriously dumb if it takes you hours to throw your bf into the shower and throw the sheets into the washer/dryer.
>Afraid to touch people
>Feel inadequate to hold conversation
>Too young for alcohol and sex
>tfw best friend has a crush on me...
>>27130451
??? Does your bf not enjoy puke on his cock?
What a world
>>27130550
it soaked through to the mattress family
Unapologetic whores here now. As if "femanon feels" was cancer enough. They dont even call if fembot feels anymore since now they know they can get away with it, these hellbeasts have literally destroyed this place
I hope you die OP. I hope you are run over tomorrow.
>>27130722
Please don't be rude. This is a thread where we talk about our feelings, not about yours, male robot.
>>27130722
does that mean if you ever get a girlfriend she'll be a whore for dating you?
FUCKIN NORMIES
GET OUT
FUCKIN CHRIST CREATE YOURE OWN CHAN, CUNTS
>>27130767
I'm a normalfag dude with a gf and even I acknowledge this thread doesnt even belong on this board.
You should probably fuck off. This place is for males with difficulty dating or getting a gf, feels, misogyny, and greentext stories that are interesting. Not your slut tales.
Go away, or I'll sage this thread till the cows come home
Chad temporarily out
>>27130655
How do you even get puke out of a mattress? That sounds miserable. Also why did your boyfriend just go to sleep and leave it for you to deal with?
>>27130843
literally worse than rosties
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTT NOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!
>>27130843
>I'm a normalfag dude with a gf and even I acknowledge this thread doesnt even belong on this board.
>I'm a normalfag dude with a gf
Then what the hell do you know about what does or doesn't belong on this board? Your entire post is invalidated by that statement.
>>27130857
Also this.
>>27130850
he works early in the morning plus i felt so bad about it I didn't really want his help
>dkn min fv 'a'r op
>>>lolcow
women not wanted here
Piss of
>>27130857
>reee
you should fuck off too. The ree thing is a sign of a post-2014 newfag. You want to know why I get laid? Because of the advice of people similar to me in 2013 and prior from this board. Not a bunch of shitposting, bandwagoning bragging dickheads who only came here because of the poo poo pee pee/pepe shit
>>27130879
Because I've been lurking since 2011. It's good to share stories of fucked up, unfair, outlandishly bad things that happened to me, because people here had bad luck and could understand.
Start rolling, you know the drill
>>27130451
>they put on a fake personality and fake interest when you first meet
>all you want to do is see them happy and spend the rest of your lives together
>you're nothing but emphatic and supportive to them
>you're not even clingy or overbearing, you just hold a deep value to their partnership and you're afraid they'll leave you if you expressed it fully
>your heart melt over little things they could do, but don't and yet you go through all the trouble and yet you put yourself 110% into the relationship
>you just want to find genuine loveI'm not even a fembot, but the ones I tried with were heartless.
>>27130912
vad betyder op?
>>27130879
Just because someone is a normalfag doesnt mean they're newfaggot cancer who doesnt know how this board's supposed to work. It's supposed to be a mix of wizchan-lite, OC, greentext, and misogyny. None of those are really friendly to normalfags, so when they come here, it's quite obnoxious
>>27130992
Sorry you had to go through that friend
>>27130722
[virginal anger intensifies]
>>27130767
Fuck you cunt, I'll fucking cut your neck and leave a little piece of skin so the head won't fall off then I'd fuck your throat silly until you bleed out and burn in Hell, whore
>tfw no beta orbiters to give me money just because I exist
>>27130593
What did she mean by this?
Origamimrroboto
>>27131260
Made me laugh. 3/10, like your face
>>27131260
Lol. Are you mad?
>>27130593
>best friend as a crush on me
Oh booooo hoooo!!!
Someone actually cares about you and likes you a lot!
OMG so sad! booo hooo, BOOO FUCKING HOO, BITCH!
>>27131240
pretty sure rage in humans is the same all around when they meet obnoxious pricks like you
filtered
>>27131339
She's a female friend. I'm not... that way.
>>27130930
That's all true. Yet you seem to selectively forget that women and their feel threads have been here all along and there wasn't this blatant misogyny until the same Pepe-loving newfags stumbled in here. There was, of course, no-girls-on-the-interweb skepticism of any alleged females, but nothing like this.
>>27131050
>Just because someone is a normalfag doesnt mean they're newfaggot cancer
>None of those are really friendly to normalfags, so when they come here, it's quite obnoxious
Kinda sounds like that's exactly what they are.
Daily reminder never to date a femanon. They will cuck you and slander you to everyone they meet.
>>27131376
Lol.
>>27131405
Still waiting for my qt perfect fembot gf to do any of that.
>>27131424
You just haven't found out yet bruh. They're masters at lying.
>>27130593
You should seek help. Therapy, if you can afford it, or self-help resources that teach you cognitive-behavioral therapy (CBT) if you can't. Cause that sounds like a pretty miserable way to be.
>>27131450
I know when someone's lying or hiding something. I'm not an autist like yourself, my man.
>>27131405
Preach it, my brotha.
>>27131474
Suuure you do my man.
>>27131501
Who is that girl? wordblox
>>27131502
Why would you think otherwise? What is your reasoning?
>>27131554
>Why would you think otherwise? What is your reasoning?
SHUT THE FUCK UP DOJ
>>27131471
I have therapy once a week with a regional consultant for about two years now.
She goes with me out into public, and take bus rides. She means well but I feel like throwing up after I get home, wash my hands five times.
I can't sleep on nights where people have been inside my apartment.
>>27131554
Because you're Doj.
>>27131401
Dude from 2010 - late 2014 we had almost daily misogyny threads. No idea what you're talking about but that "gentleman" shit didnt last long at all.
If this place seems like it is becoming wizchan it is only because wizchan is a more extreme version of what /r9k/ has traditionally been. I don't even frequent this place as much as other boards and even I can tell you that outside of a tiny window when it was first introduced on 4chan this is the way this place has usually been. Ever since the first migration to 4chan when moot killed it, up to the return, then to the migration to to other place. This is mostly how this place has always been.
>>27131553
Yungimouto, queen of trolls. She has dated and cucked half the guys on this board.
>>27131575
No lol.
>>27131590
Yes, and?
>>27131600
That's a cool as fuck name. Tell me more about her. What's her actual name?
>>27131687
According to other threads it's Cindy. She's a teen from Melbourne.
>>27131687
Holy fuck. Are you really going to thirst over someone who isn't even here to see it? Sad, mate.
>>27131794
Doj if I knew how to find you, I'd beat the shit out of you.
>>27131405
>>27130451
PLEASE DON'T INSERT AKASHI AND AIKO IN THIS SHITTY THREAD
>>27131687
Here's another pic I saved.
Hey experienced female robots (lose the "female" sometime soon please?), when you made eye contact with a guy for quite a while but its from quite a far distance, does it mean he likes you or is interested in you in anyway? Being autistic and never having someone like me/be in a relationship, I really want to know what it means? Or does the eye contact only means he was just looking at how ugly I am?
>>27131832
Go back to Gaia online, kiddo.
>>27131895
Sometimes, I think.
Boys who stare often are interested.
If you are very unfortunate with your appearance, it may also be a reason. Did he speak to you at all?
>>27130451
Unless you're fat and ugly with a critical mental illness, I don't think girls on /r9k/ should talk about feels.
>Waah mah bf do thing I don't like
>Waah male privilege
>ew ugly man likes me
>how come Boyz don't worship the boring piece of vagina I am?
>mean girls are mean :(
>>27131976
He was a total stranger and we were separated kinda. I kept looking if he was gonna look at me again but he never did. So it must be my ugliness. Thanks tho, anon.
>>27131610
You're that pedo guy, right?
>>27132161
Yeah, I'm that guy with a perfectly normal and reasonable level of sexual attraction.
>>27132053
Maybe he saw you looking and he felt embarrassed? Do you go to class with him?
This thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KFo-HZEArA
>>27132220
He doesnt go to my school. I wish I could make a guy that embarassed.
>>27132403
Please be my ugly gf.
>>27132403
I don't know who you are in person, but I think it's best to think positive thoughts. So, let's go with him as embarrassed, ok?
wHY DO THESE DUMB SLUTS POST HERE ANYWAY?
>>27132542
Attention, pure and simple.
>>27132560
The only people who seek attention are the sperglord bots who come in and let loose their autism
>>27132661
Indeed. They're always the one begging for a girlfriend and harassing every single fembot poster, whereas fembots actually contribute to the thread and aren't thirsty to speak of. Very sad.
>>27132696
It really becomes tiresome. It's like they think this board has their name on it
>>27132661
>>27132696
Thirsty white Knights and dumb sluts need to fuck off to twitter,tumblr,reddit,omegle,facebook,instagram and any other cancerous social platform that is where your kind belongs.
>cute guy friend I really like asks me out on a date
>>27133502
please die sooner.
>>27132696
>They're always the one begging for a girlfriend and harassing every single fembot poster
Oh because if we're nice to them they'll date us, right? Because that's how life works, is it? The fact we want girlfriends has no bearing on our disdain for the women posting here. You are wrong to infest the solace of people who need it more than you, when you have other outlets and we don't. Sure, there's nothing stopping you, you have every right, but people are bound to be upset by it.
>>27133523
>T. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I DIDN'T ASK YOU OUT BEFORE THAT GUY. WHORE!!!!!
>>27133592
t. angry wizchan fatbeard
>>27133592
you put it better than I did. Evil normalfags come here to fuck with us, jsut like in real life,. It sickens them to even consider leaving us alone
>>27131474
>tripfags on /r9k/ of all fucking boards
>i-i'm not an autist like yourself, m-my man
