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>he keeps talking about his new female lab partner
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>she keeps wafting her fishcunt around the office
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Who the fuck is this chick. Seriously
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>>27130911
idk but I hope she dies in the manga

just looks annoying af
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>>27130911
>Best guess for this image: black and white anime girls transparent

t. google
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guees hwat i found guise
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>>27130911
its a hentai manga forgot the name summer something or something.
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Found out coffee makes your boobs smaller. That's real shitty.
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>>27131636
what?!

Can you provide source
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how come fembot feels thread are always about their partners? this board is for lonely people?
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>>27131636
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1079669/Drinking-cups-coffee-day-shrinks-womens-breasts.html
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>>27131883
>this board is for lonely people
where does is it say that?
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>>27130448
Invite her to have sex with you. Take her from him. Destroy their relationship by creating your own
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>>27132157
genius idea.

What could possibly go wrong?
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>tfw no one will grab my belly like this
>tfw file is too damn big to show

fuck
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>tfw I spent all saturday masturbating in bed with my new vibrator
My vagina hurts so good right now.
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>spent four years at this university
>literally have three weeks of lectures, a few exams, and then it's all over
>am still a HHKV but don't care because only gross people touch more than one set of genitals in their life anyway
>didn't manage to make a single friend besides a retired professor
>was just hoping I'd have one person I could shoot the shit with and I wasn't able to find that
>tfw
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>>27133140
I'm pretty sure I know who you are, fembot.
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>>27133167

How the fuck would you know that, somebody you know bought a vibrator? I am sure this is definitely that one person, you fucking sperglord
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>>27133185
not the person you're responding to, but sometimes you can just tell when reading posts on 4chan
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>>27131141
>a spoon
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>>27130448
Just a friendly reminder that if you have someone who is interested in you be it friendship or romantic partner you cant be a robot. Its just not possible if there are people who care about you. You just want to be special snowflake, thats all. Its a trend these days.
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>>27134149
You have to be a special kind of person to not be able to even make friends. Even the most supreme autists have friends.
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>>27134418
you need to just fuck off
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I don't think it's right for women to get jealous, if anything all women should be cuckqueans
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>>27134418
I think you dont understand what it means to be a robot. That is why you cant understand why men say women cant be robots because in order for them to be robots they would have to be consciously trying and making extra effort to not meet anyone.

tldr you dont belong here. You are not a robot just a normie shit that want to delude herself that she is. Its just another example of female fantasy that dominate her perception of reality.
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>>27135109
>implying claiming yourself a robot isn't a way of being a special snowflake
People on this board are truly retarded.
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>tfw we're all just horny faggots
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>>27130448
>tfw he keeps talking to his ex
I feel you anon. Men are idiots, and these girls should just die
seriously, what kind of idiot just sits there talking to their ex all day and expects me to like him? What a loser
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>>27135165
Even the bronies over /mlp/ are more self aware
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>>27135165
Then why are you here if everyone is retarded except you? Why dont you go back to facebook or reddit where you can share your wonderful experiences?
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>>27135214
It's fun to read.
>unironically watching anime
Consider suicide.
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>>27130448
He's dating a dog?
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>>27135214
You are the same turd anon,just on a different platter
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>tfw you have a crush on a robot, but he barely notices you.


Why can't I have a cute mentally ill boy fulfil my odd fetishes?
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>>27135302
Because it's not everyone who is mentally ill enough to like people of the same sex.
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>>27135316
But he is the opposite sex?
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skip the roleplay and boipucci + timestamp
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>>27135302
You can be friendly towards him
He might pick up a vibe from you,are you a homosex?
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>ywn be referred to as "that pretty girl"
what's the point of living as a woman if you're not attractive
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>dating a STEM autist

You must be a real ugly piece of work
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>>27135370

I'm pretty fucking hetero, anon.

I am very friendly towards him, he just simply does not notice me.


Him denying my affection makes me pretty clingy and want more of his attention. It's a sad and disgusting trait I have.
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>>27135431
That's normal, it's instinctive. But you should really give up, he would give you attention if he liked you, unless he's a cunt.
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>>27135274
You realize this is anime board right?

>>27135296
Never said Im not worthless Im just saying why try to pretend being a robot if you are not one? I dont understand why would someone want to feel attached to robots if they have irl friends or people interested in them instead? Just explain it to me then, its not like it can be worse than being alone for whole life and fucked in the head because of it.
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>>27135481

I rarely have a crush on a person, so when I do I get pretty obsessive about them. Even more obsessive when they don't really notice me. It's odd.
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>>27135431
That can't be right then,men just know these things anon,that whole anime "all girls love me and I have no clue about it" is horseshit
If he is stable, and no mental issues, he knows you like him,you could ignore him for a while and observe his reaction
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>>27135538
animeposters are gay
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>>27135565
I think you are getting too mad and personel anon. Maybe Ill brighten up your day by posting anime waifus.
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>>27135561
He doesn't think I have a crush on him at all. He just thinks I'm nice and joking when I attempt to flirt. I probably will give up and save myself the trouble
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>>27135597
I don't know who you've been previously talking to but I all I did was call you and your kind gay, that's not mad or personal. fag
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>>27135565
What about this one? Isnt she a qt? I think you would wish being her.
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>>27135630
Oh anon. Please. You know I always loved you.
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tfw period
tfw period poops are monstrosities
tfw get poo on tampon string

who else /periodpooproblems/ here
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>>27135649
learn english you smelly foreigner
>>27135674
I'll love you back if you stop weebposting
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>>27135629
Fair enough, never heard about this type of person, "dense" would be the word I guess
Good luck anon
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>>27135565
>>27135630
If you are good Ill let you sit in my lap, maybe interlock fingers too.
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>>27135700
I want you to glue your hand with mine anon.
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>>27135709
suck my humongous penis
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>>27135560
Why would you have a crush on someone who doesn't even fucking care about you?
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>>27135749
Will you rut me hard anon? I need it! I cant go on like this anymore. Oh anon please!
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>>27135748
Fuck off trashy weeb
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>>27135538
Fair enough anon
I'm not smart enough to put it in words,but there are many people browsing this board, and some will act illogically,or maybe there is logic,we just need a psychiatrist to explain it to us
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>>27135774
>Why would you have a crush on someone who doesn't even fucking care about you?

Because it's a stupid fucking woman

"Hurr durr so alfa he don even care me"
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>>27135302
I suspect my crush might think the same but I just can't handle romantic interests so I pretend to not care. Maletard here.

I don't deserve a qt
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>>27135774
>implying this entire board isn't "I love stacy but she likes chad"
mate are you lost
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>>27135859
Are people really this stupid?
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>tfw your fembot won't talk to you
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>>27135815
Look I came just for you. Do you like the smell of my cum anon? Its all your. Take me and rut me!
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>>27135892
>implying anyone would want to talk to you
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>>27135774


>>27135836
^^^^ what he said pretty much

Like I said, it's a disgusting trait. He doesn't pay attention to me? God, I want him more. It's autistic as shit, but it's common for females to want something they can't have. It has nothing to do with him being alpha. He's far from alpha, but the fact he denies me makes me wish he would show the tiniest of interest.
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>>27135922
Knowing that he doesn't care about you make you somehow aroused?
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>>27135859
I wonder if
>I love Chad but he likes Stacey
>ever
On this board
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>>27135940

Yes. It also makes it when he finally ( if he ever) actually does like me back much more special
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>>27135817
I graduated psychology I understand this shit cycling here. Im just too limited by english. I wouldnt rely on psychiatrists if I were you. I knew some and they are just le pills guys and muh psych is not real, only few are really good ones. Its hard to find a professional who is worth it, not even stating the fact that many of them are fucked up too, you just dont know about it.
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>>27135988
You should have more self-respect.
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>>27135887
are you implying I'm stupid or the people I'm referring to are stupid?
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>>27135922
Pretty common in girls to be honest, won't you lose interest if he notices you?
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>>27132105
>>>>/rules/ you roastie whore
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>>27136005
The people on this board, not you
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>>27135922
that's weird because I'm a fembot and it really turns me off if someone shows a lack of interest in me, i just move on.
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>>27136002

How do I lack self-respect? I'm not throwing myself at him and acting like a slut anon. I just have a crush on him.
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>>27136032
hey it's just unrequited love, just look at any high school movie, happens all the time
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>>27136061
Feeling horny and being this obsessed to someone who doesn't even care about you is not lack of self-respect? Is he really this attractive?
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>>27136013

Possibly not. I'd probably flirt with him more, to be fair. And then when he gets too interested, I'll push him away, It's a terrible cycle.
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>>27136061
Netherlands?

Oc bitch.
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>>27136052
Why do you not join chatrooms here on the robot? How do you expect people to keep an interest in you if you dont show
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>>27135988
No wonder women are retarded. Muh feels muh fantasy. Fuck me chad I will remake you into badgoodboygoy.

Its not real anon. Even if he would start to like you its not the reason you are rationalizing it with. You are just deluding yourself.
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>>27130448
>wants to be his lab partner
>tries to befriend him so hard
>he doesn't respond to anything personal
>ignores me

I'm not even ugly or fat.
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>Meet an awkward girl I could imagine being a fembot
>Not that attractive, works a job, goes on dates and complains that everything is boring
>She works as a programmer in my office
>Gets drunk with a few friends and I and more or less makes a really, really strong move on me
>Politely refuse
>She hasn't looked me in the eyes since

So... can grills be robots?
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>>27135995
I don't like that picture,it makes me sad desu
Shit people are still people, can't help but feel for them
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>>27136087

I don't get insanely turned on. It's just a flick of a switch in my head that makes me for some reason want him more. It has nothing to do with looks. It's more his personality that makes me interested in him.

This is probably odd of me, and I have already said how much of a disgusting trait it is. But I don't see how it lacks self-respect because I'm not exactly demeaning myself in any way besides posting about it on a board.
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>>27136061
Ohhh you little fucking bitch you better back off right now.
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>>27136093
Ask a therapist if you are not borderline. If you do this always you will never find happiness in relationships without help. It will never be different.
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>>27136150
Where are you from femanon
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>>27136061
Back off. He's mine, slut.
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>>27136156
What?

originalsoorginal
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>>27136115
because if someone shows a lack of interest in me. I'm not going to torture myself and try and make them like me and if they're only pretending to do that, I don't want to be in a relationship with someone childish enough to play games like that.
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>>27136133
no, chad, they cannot
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>>27136190

America

fuckingoriginal
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>>27136114
>implying you're the robot she's talking about

Nigga pls

MEXICO
E
X
I
C
O
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>>27130448

>females
>on ROBOT9001

You people have life on ultra baby easy tutorial mode with the infinite health cheat
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>>27136166

I possibly am. It has caused problems before. I attempted to go to a therapist, but people see it as a joke.
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>>27136211
People will like you if they want to, it isn't something you have to "make" them do.
Secondly, you don't have to be in a relationship with anyone to talk to him. Ever heard of acquaintances? They're not even at friend level and you can still chat with them.
I've talked to a lot of bots over skype, for example, who seemed averse to even opening discussions with another person, and then proceed to have a good time talking about all kinds of shit.
It is understandable if you want to avoid the whole "oh no he's gonna fall for me" shit, but if the person you talk to have no interest in becoming sexual with you, or even romantic, that's a barrier removed that allows you to relax.
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>>27136253
Life is not a video game.
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>tfw finally found a way to go out in public and not feel undressed whenever a man looks at me
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>>27136288
I'm not saying that I'm not going to talk to people who aren't attracted to me sexually. I'm just saying I'm not going to waste my time liking them.
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>went to a 4chan meet up because bored and lonely
>crushed hard on the quiet autist I managed to pull into some small talk
>want to kiss him
>havent seen him on thread since

He either killed himself, made it or decided to stop coming to 4chan after that meet up and realized we're all fucking retards
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>>27135037
good thing your opinion holds no value whatsoever
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>>27136141
Im not a humanist. I dont consider shit people worth it. I understand it if they are shit because everything is pretty much determined by genetics and experience but I just dont consider humans human really. That is why I dont and never will do any clinical work with psychology degree. I believe people become people, noone is born a human in my opinion. Just as a child will grow up fucked and animalistic if not having parents or abusive parents, the same way people need to become human to be good enough to call themselves that. But its not really our or anyones fault being shitty fragile little pieces of shit.
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>>27136321
Men don't really do that anymore anon,hell we don't even have men anymore
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>>27136347
How does this answer my question at
>>27136115 ?
>because if someone shows a lack of interest in me.
Some people won't, some people will. Hardly seems a reason not to go and find out. Ignore those who don't care about you, and give your time to those who do then.
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>>27135988

Do you want to get rekt by him?
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are any of you in london?
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>>27136290

The point is that females have an easier life than males
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>>27136417
What are you talking about? If someone doesn't like me I know there's going to be someone who does.
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>>27136393
huh

okay I revise my statement to "whenever a manchild looks at me"

a real man wouldn't be deterred by hair covering kek
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>>27130537
not even something bad, you smell like trash so fucking do something about it
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>>27136436

Nice


I miss

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

threads
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>>27136277
It is not a joke and you can improve but you need to find a good one. Not any professional will do. Social sciences are easy to fuck up that is why only few individuals are really good therapists. If you find one you can become able to control it to a degree and be content with living with your spooky skelly problems in some ways.
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>>27136443
> I'm a fembot and it really turns me off if someone shows a lack of interest in me, i just move on.
Then I asked why you don't join the chats on the robot sometimes. It isn't any more complicated than that.
But, you answered with
>because if someone shows a lack of interest in me.
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>>27136437
A woman can be born in a very shitty childhood. Gender doesn't play into having a shit life.
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>>27136432

possibly not.
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>>27136382
What you say makes sense but
>m-muh feelings
I get terrible pain in my chest when I see sad people,hearing them,especially on this board, can't even control it,I wish I could be this calculated like you
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>>27136437
they can, and by and large they do. but most of us are here because of our own mental blocks preventing us from fitting in with society and doing what it takes to fit in. women can impose those same mental blocks on themselves, convincing themselves they don't belong with anyone and that no one will want them. its the same mental illness we all have
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>>27136502
Sorry, that was just poor wording in my part and I might join one of the chats.
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>>27136470
This is actually very nice of you. Thank you, desu.
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>>27132078
does that mean that if I'm a man, it will make my gyno go away?
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>>27136537
Well, I can give you an invite to one with a smaller, chill group that chats if you want in.
It's pretty quiet right now, so spreading some life wouldn't be bad.
http://10minutemail.com/10MinuteMail/index.html
Link me the mail if you want in
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>>27136605
[email protected]
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>>27136524
Its easier for men to control it in general but being able to analyse and control comes from understanding which means studying human nature. I spent my 5+2 years of studying psychology, physiology and philosophy. Also most people who dont get feelsy are desensitised and are full of defense mechanisms that help you function in such situations based on previous experiences.

Also its easier when you find out that life is not meaningful, nothing is worth anything and meanings are just created by us. Also not every human is as you. There are people who were brought by such a way they will never feel such emotions as you or be compassionate, caring or such. Also genetics and culture plays a huge role. People from middle africa wouldnt understand you and in higher numbers would be able to do brutal things just because "some reason outside of logic they never had".

Be glad you feel. If you suffer too much you will become numb as your brain will try to protect you from harm or you might develop depression that could lead to suicide which can torture you for years. A lot of people are like that in here.
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>>27136538
Its the truth. You can improve but dont do it yourself or nothing will change. Free will is either illusion or just not strong enough.
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>>27136605
[email protected]
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>>27136524
What I was trying to say here
>>27136806
Is that its okay to feel depressed, sad, angry or even hate.
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>>27136848
>>27136781
sent it. So check it
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>>27136939
Alternatively theres this
https://discord.gg/0skizhuqfOkM67sv
Good for 30 mins
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>>27136114
I feel serious shame sharing the same country with you. Please get gangraped by a pack of refugees.
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>>27136806
I got a lot of answers from you so thanks brother
I just work out and drink once a week,anything to keep my mind occupied and ignore my surroundings, it's like I can feel what other people feel, but more and in detail
I just realised this is some sort of a fembot feel thread,so I'm gonna stop posting, thanks for responding to my messages, smart people give me comfort for some reason
Good night brother, see you in another life maybe
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Where do authentic girls go for fun?
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>>27134418
Oh go fuck yourself, you wanna know why I have no friends? Because they're all gone. I had tons of friends in highschool but they all went off to college and got new friends when I just went straight to work after highschool. Now my life is sleep, work, home, repeat. I won't sit her end say it's not my fault bad use I could just go out and make new friends but how? Do I just walk around in public and introduce myself? Making friends in school was easy because you had the excuse that you were stuck there with them. Making friends is hard. Now I'm stuck doing everything by myself.
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>tfw your told your dad you had feelings for him and he said he only loves you as a daughter
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>>27136093
deep down I think he knows this, which is why he chooses to keep you at bay.
he would rather not put you and him through that vicious cycle.

hopefully you do seek help.
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>>27138941
What did you expect you weirdo.
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>tfw no dominant older woman to break you psychologically and keep you as her pet
i consider myself straight but for the last few months this has been my deepest desire.
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he tells you you're beautiful
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>all his female coworkers are fashionable titcows
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>be a 5'11" she-giant
>best sex was with a 5'5" dom manlet
>can't date because physically we look like mother and son

tfw I will never be the dainty little hipster bitch I so desperately want to be
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>>27136447
I find the hair covering of some Muslim women pretty hot.

You do you, anon.
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>>27139528
anyone else get a boner from the giant women people in future armor as a kid?
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>>27139528
pls my lady green text the sexy time story.
do it for all the manletrobots out there.
one of us made we need to celebrate.
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>>27133185
Not same person but

>call random guy a sperglord
>get offended when men here don't respect you

You put shit in, you get shit out.
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>>27140210
Same lady from before - thought this thread died, but just saw this. Will green text below.
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>>27140210
>be me 21 year old 5'11" lady
>good looking, by no means drop dead gorgeous, but I have boobs and a face that isn't busted
>go to bar with friends because college
>haven't gotten laid since senior prom, not the type to sleep around
>sit at bar with friends and order drinks
>thisisnice.jpg
>group of guys sitting next to us start chatting us up
>let friends do most the talking, I'm too sober still to be social
>make eye contact with one of the guys in the group
>dark hair, stubble, and a god-tier jawine
>ohlawd.exe
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>>27130537

Holy mother of kek.
#12321
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>>27136470
This so much. You can't take all Psychs word as law, each one honestly has their own way of interpreting it all. It took me about 3 or 4 before I found one that works for me (GAD and Depression btw).
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not a "fembot" feel but

>Aunt gets cancer
>Nicest person you could ever meet
>funny too
>Always cheered me up, always cheered everyone up
>Been battling cancer for years, she can tell she isn't going to make it
>suffers every day, but still works, still goes to church, still makes everyone smile and happy
>because of laws in her country I could not visit her in the hospital on her last days (was underage at the time)
>Mom tells me she died suffering
>tfw couldn't make her feel better
>tfw I will never get her back
>tfw the world seemed darker the moment she passed away
>the world truly lost a great, humble, sweet old christian lady
>still miss her and think about her two years later

pic related she used to take me here all the time and we'd sit and hear the local band play
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>>27142012
>he buys me a drink and we start talking
>normal bullshit small talk, what do you study, where are you from blah blah blah
>something about his stare was just so intense
>mid conversation he stops the conversation
>"Okay, let's stop fucking around and go to my apartment"
>Would be pissed if I wasn't so turned on
>"Oh yeah? Why don't you make me?"
>shitsgettingreal.jpg
>his smile fades and he gives me a dead serious look
>"Outside. Now."
>Tense silence as I process what the fuck this guy just said
>still half pissed, half turned on
>Reluctantly get up and leave my chair, tell my friend's I'm going out for a smoke, and wait for him by the door
>This is the first time either of us have stood up
>Turn to see where he is
>youvegottobekiddingme
>He's half a foot shorter than me at least
>Contemplate running as I'm sure he's going to come up to me, realize I'm a gargantuan, and awkwardly dip the fuck out
>He walks straight up to me, puts his hand on the small of my back and guides me outside
>no snide height comments, no look of shock, nothing
>He whistles for a cab
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>>27133140

I don't understand how some of you can get off on a vibrator. I've tried a couple from amazon and I just cant get off to it.
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>>27142389
Uh-huh. Then what?
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>>27142012
>dark hair, stubble, and a god-tier jawine
>ohlawd.exe

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>>27135988

My god I though it was just memes. Women really are mentally ill. Fuck me, please save us robot waifu revolution!
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>>27133140
So fucking jelly of the female refractory period.
Mother nature truly is a twisted bitch

>One side of the spectrum is crazy sexual
>But can only nut like once every hour and it gets harder every time after

>The other side has a sexuality that's mental
>A body that is built for breeding and stimulation

Fucking dumb
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>>27142389

>Get to his apartment, typical old college house
>Some of his roomies are downstairs drinking/playing vidya but we go straight up to his room
>I look around and kind of nervously walk around
>He makes us some drinks, rum and coke, and I sit on the bed
>He finishes about half his drink, puts it on the desk and walks over to me
>I'm sitting and looking up at him while he stands in front of me
>tensiontensiontension
>"Down"
>His voice is calm but assertive
>I go down on my knees, our eye contact doesn't brake once
>He unzips and shoves it down my throat
>Grabs my hair and forces it down my throat
>I almost gag, but I suck it up, follow his lead
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>>27142980
How the fuck did you not puke if this the first blowjob you've given since High School?

I call lies.
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>>27143017
I hadn't slept around since High School, doesn't mean I didn't suck a few dicks. Plus he wasn't massive. Average size definitely, but nothing porn worthy.
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>>27142980

Dirty little cocksucking whore.
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>>27143077
>I hadn't slept around since High School, doesn't mean I didn't suck a few dicks. Plus he wasn't massive. Average size definitely, but nothing porn worthy.

Awww c'mon.

>Fembot
>Suck a few dicks here and there haha

God damn this place is right sometimes and it pisses me off.
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>>27142980
>I almost gag, but I suck it up, follow his lead
good girl
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>>27142540
Vaginal orgasms are pretty rare actually. This meme is perpetuated by pornography and the idea that sex is just junk in junk.
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>>27143077

> fembot foreveralone guys
> like you, no easy mode here!
> nailed this guy, minimum effort
> sucked a few dicks here and there tee hee

You know the drill.
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>>27142980
>He's done face fucking me and takes his dick out
>I expected another command but instead he walked over away
>He sat down in his desk chair and leaned back
>"Up. Strip for me."
>I was so fucking nervous
>I slipped off my shoes, then took off my top first, a flowy black cardigan and a white tank top, then my skirt, a black bodycon
>I was left standing in front of him in a grey push up bra and a lace black thong
>Even though he was sitting and I was towering over him, I felt more exposed and small than ever before
>"Come here"
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how does it feel to pretend to be a woman on the internet?
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>>27143281
>>27143281
Look, sex-wise, life's easier for girls. I'm not denying that and I'm not proclaiming to be some "forever alone" sympathy chick. I know I can get sex easily compared to what guys have to do, but here I am, late at night telling a long passed sex story anonymously to a forum of random people. Obviously there's something tweaked with me.
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>>27136437
Women have worst lives overall. The fact that you actually thin think men have it worse proves you are a true shitty robot
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>>27133140
>tfw you're too embarrassed to buy a vibrator even online
What if my dad finds it..the shame..
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>>27143668
He'll probably have to use it on you as punishment. How awful
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>>27143668
>not having anywhere to hide a 3 inch toy

why though
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>tfw want to buy dildo but too scared to buy for fear of being cringy or having someone know that I own a dildo
I don't live alone
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>>27143476

I'm curious femanon, can you give us a scientific explanation from your point of view of why women react the way you did to a shorter guy. You said he was only half an inch shorter? Is that really a big deal? Is it about power? Do you really think you can beat him up because your an inch or two or three or four taller? Genuinely curious about the subconscious lizard brain aspect of this from your take on it.
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As a malebot I'm disappointed in this thread and this board. r9k just makes me lose motivation.

Why do I come here?
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There's no such thing as a fembot

originalio
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>>27143783
>LOOK AT ME IM MALE LOOK AT MY PENIS !!! I AM MALE EVERYONE!!
gtfo
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>>27143722
No, sorry, I meant half a foot shorter than me as in ~6 inches shorter. I have no problem dating a guy around my height or maybe alittle bit shorter, but I never consider someone significantly shorter than me.

It may be different for other girls, but for me it's definitely a power thing. I've always been much taller than my peers. It's kind of a two way street attraction wise, because up until HS when most guys had their growth spurt, no one ever showed any interest in me or other girls my height. Once I was surrounded by guys who were my height or taller I started to see them treating me differently. I guess it's just nice as a girl to feel protected, and someone who is physically larger than you automatically gives that impression.
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>>27130448
You have to be over 18 to post here, sweetcheeks
Also, there are no femaes here, only gay in denail
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>>27143810
hard mode: there's no such thing as a naturally blonde fembot
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>>27130448
Daily reminder that fembot threads are cancer.
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>>27143867
Also not sure if anyone is still interested in my story but will continue if you want me to.
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>>27143822
okay, I will g
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>Tfw 20 and always fall for guys 10+ years older than me who are usually married
>probably stemming from daddy issues and codependency
>they usually only see me as a younger sister
Also even by chance that they do like me back
>don't have anything to offer to the relationship besides my youth
>extremely naive and self-descructive
>lack of goals while they are usually successful and have future plans
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>>27143934
Please do.

muteblocks
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>>27143983
You're problems are literally caused by yourself.
You could have any dedicated, loving, age appropriate bf, but muh daddy issues.

Did you ever fuck your dad?
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>>27142901
the males that had no refractory periods all died of thirst and starvation because they would never stop fapping
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>>27139005
>What did you expect you weirdo.
Marriage.
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>>27144202
Whats your plan now that your dad knows you think about him this way and said no to it?
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>>27144012
>"Come here"
>I walk over to him hesitantly and stop right before him
>"Come here"
>This time he's more stern and I realize he wants me to sit on his lap
I'm STUPIDLY uncomfortable sitting on peoples laps.
>"Uh, I don't think that's really good..."
>"Come here now. Straddle me."
>fuckit
>I sit on his lap and we start making out fiercely, he's grabbing my hair and kissing/biting my neck and chest
>Bra comes off
>handseverwhere
>He stops kissing me and nods towards the bed
>At this point I'm ready, nervous, but ready
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>>27144144
No, but I feel like I'm attracted to men who know where they are going in life and have experience. Is it really a bad thing? I always feel inadequate about older men, but completely comfortable around guys my own age but have no romantic feelings toward them.
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>>27144233
Off hand question, what was the build of this guy in terms of weight? Secondly did you notice the size of his penis at any point.
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>>27144227
Cry then maybe try again but try to get him to warm up to it.
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>>27144289
Confidence is pretty normal to be attracted to but not all older guys obviously know what they want. I'm 30 in a few and can gurantee I will still feel like I'm falling through life.
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>>27135037
this. I'm actually making it my personal mission in life to cuck every girl I date, beginning with the one I'm dating now. I'll start out by being extremely nice to her and slowly start subtly mentally abusing her until I convince her to let me fuck another girl while she watches. soon after I'll leave her for the other girl and repeat this cycle indefinitely

I'll do it for you, bros. men have to stick together
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>>27144304
Just for reference, how old are you? When did you start feeling this sort of stuff towards your father and what was it about him that made you feel for him.
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>>27144333
What does it take to become this delusional, just out of curiousity?
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>>27144360
lots and lots of 4chan
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>>27144233
>I lay down on my back and slide off my underwear
>He stands up and looks down at me
>"Other side"
>Unclear order, so I slowly roll onto my side
>He comes down onto the bed and pushes my shoulders so that I'm laying on my stomach, my face in the pillow
>He's straddling me now and has one hand on my upper back, pushing me into the bed, and one feeling my slit
>waterfall.jpg
>Quickly, he pushes my legs apart with his and grabs my arms
>He's in me, slow at first
>I'm moaning loudly - it hurts so good and it's not a feeling I've felt in years
>We're going at it slowly, but being pushed into the bed, my legs forced apart feels so good
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>>27144360
I'm not delusional nor am I a robot, I started browsing this board and was amused and disgusted at first by robots but then became fascinated because all of the complaints about wimmin that robots make align 100% to what I've seen happen to my beta friends and acquaintances irl. divorce, cheating, alpha fux beta bux etc is all real and I've seen it happen to people I care about over and over

what people don't understand is that most chads are misogynistic as fuck, they just don't say it out loud. robots and chads have the same mindset, but it's unacceptable for a brobot to speak about it because they're losers and social outcasts.

thus I will use my normie privilege for the forces of good
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>>27144479
You're still delusional mate. Black and whites views of the world are never true and unless you're below the age of 21 then you've got no excuse having that mindset.
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>>27144292
He had a good looking body. He wasn't jacked but he had muscle tone and low body fat. Not skinny or too thin, but not overweight. Very proportional.

I don't know inch wise how big he was, but he seemed average. Maybe on the thicker side girth wise (which I like) but still proportional.

I can try and find him on facebook if you want a picture. We don't talk anymore but I'm pretty sure we have some mutual friends.
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>>27144500
men and women are not the same, it's insane to think otherwise, and things I've gotten away with doing to women and the things I've seen them do to my friends make it a pretty open and shut case

i have to ask, are you a girl?
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>>27144515
Nope that's fine thanks, I've just been looking into how guys and girls notice different things during sex. In particular penis size doesn't matter in the heat of the moment (assuming its not amazingly small) and guys seems to obsess over it more than women.
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>>27130448
Tell him how you feel about him.
Just tell him.
If you never do it, you will regret it much more than you will if he rejects you.

Please trust me.
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>>27144529
Men and women are different, thats a fact but it doesn't mean your personality is based upon what sex you are. You can't just lump people into categories like that it's just not how shit works.
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>>27139528
Fuck off Sarah
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>>27144582
>behavior and biological sex are completely unrelated

this is what "fembots" actually believe
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>>27144558
Everyone has their own insecurities, men and women alike. Just how guys worry about their dick size, we worry about our boobs, or our labia, etc. No one ever focuses on the things we think are so "abnormal".

Anywho, I'm going to wrap this story up now. Got some laundry to finish.

>We go slow for awhile
>I'm comfortable and the initial pain is mostly gone now
>He leans down futher on me, laying his body on my back and his head is behind mine
>"Now let's actually fuck"
>wut.jpg
>He grabs the back of my head and pushes my face into the pillow as he (I don't know how else ot phrase this) fucking goes at it
>2fast2furious.mov
>I've never had it like this and I'm going wild, it feels amazing to have him slamming into me
>He grabs me by the neck and is holding me firmly
>I'm shocked and scared never having had my neck grabbed, but it's exhilarating at the same time
>Next he turns me over and fucks me while I'm laying on my back
>He puts his hand on my forehead and pushes down so I can't move
>He's talking dirty to me, I'm moaning and loving it
>He pulls out and cums on my face, I was totally taken by surprise and still in awe from the whole situation
>"Your turn"
>He goes down on me, his cum still on my face, and I have a satisfying, exhausted orgasm
>"Go clean up, bathroom's downstairs"
>He hands me a towel
>"You either clean your face with this and leave naked, or you wrap your body and leave with my cum on your face. Your choice."
>I walk fastly with my head down to the bathroom, past the living room where his roommates were playing vidya, with a massive load on my face

Showered, got dressed, and he got my a cab home. It was a good night.
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>all women are exactly the same
Talked to a girl I thought was different. Turned out she was literally THE stereotypical r9k "fembot"
Spewed every single meme I see in these threads to the tee. "You don't want to be friends with me because I don't have feelings for you!"
It crushed me inside, I think it's time I give up.
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>>27135679
Try keeping a small bin in the pooperino and taking the tampon out before pooping then replacing afterwards
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>>27145698
>"You don't want to be friends with me because I don't have feelings for you!"
what's the context here? Do you purposefully worm yourself into girls' friend circles in order to get closer to them?
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>>27145733
I just want to have a friend, is that really so much to ask
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>>27144665
The poster you're responding to is being reasonable and pointing out shades of grey

>>behavior and biological sex are completely unrelated
This is such a blatant strawman, I almost think it's bait
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>tfw like him a lot
>but he's so fucking weird
>also muh long distance
>he probably laughs about me with his friends

I wanna di e
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>>27146691
What's he like?
I mean is this just your paranoia saying he laughs about you? That's disgusting unattractive for reference.
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>>27145795
no

yes

no

reeeeeeeeeeee
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Finally lost my virginity to my qt bf who I met on a 4chan thread

is it me or is sex not that awesome
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>>27146702
He's perfect. I think we all get a little paranoid sometimes. I'm just doubtful and coming up with excuses and reasons not to like him because of >muh distance

I'm just conflicted right now
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>>27147572
Is that you, Maria?
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>>27147622
No, sorry
Friends with someone who has that name though lmao
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>>27147572
Woman are always conflicted and super paranoid, it's the worst.
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>>27147649
Sorry about that, anon

Originally commented
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>>27147261
>sex with a 4chan bf is less than stellar
I'm shocked
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>>27147261
>is it me or is sex not that awesome
mfw this fembot is literally in the early stages of cucking her poor bf when she finds a guy who makes sex feel good to her
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>>27147644
>No, sorry
Oops, I meant Nelly. I'm bad with names. Is that you, Nelly?
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>>27147731
Nope
Keep trying
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