Kirby just absorbed you. What power does he get?
>>27130393 power of dubs
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Crippling depression and gender dysphoria
>>27130393
ADD.
OG Comment.
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Being ripped and black
>>27130393
nice one buddy
Depression and pedophilia.
>>27130428
if you go trap i will be your qt bf. we can watch frasier together, that usually helps w/ depression
schizophrenia and faggotry
>>27130393
Aryan genes
The ability to dissociate on command
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Drug addictions and serious related mental issues
fuck you Kirbs
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Autistic rage power attack and alcoholism
The two A's
>>27130475
Why Frasier specifically?
The power to instantly repel women with looks alone
>>27130393
Jackpot.~ '
OC
The power of doubles.
He gets angry. Which basically means he gets localized.
Strong public speaking skills.
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>>27130527
The power of samefriend
>>27130510
If you have to ask, this isn't going to work between us.
Dota 2 3k mmr
His hands sweat and he has an irritable colon.
None, there was only the option to spit out a star.
>>27130393
The power of superior intellect and wide knowledge
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He gets nothing because i'm a disappointment.
>>27130393
Nothing because I have no powers whatsoever. :^(
My Intelligence, Nihilism and with my Wicked Sense of Humor
>>27131304
upvoted friend ;^)
take reddit gold
>m-muh oc
>>27130393
He gets fighting skills, an anger management problem and autistic attention to detail
Nice
>>27130393
I'm too advanced, it's not working.
>>27131343
Also if someone gets this reference, I'll be their bf.
He gets extreme cynicism and snarkiness
>>27130393
Intelligence and a charismatic fart fetish.
Everyone else will have confidence in him but kirby will feel like a piece of shit. pic unrelated its just a nice pic
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Puking and shitting blood.
Abstract thinking to the point where absolutely nothing makes any sense anymore.
Infinite sadness and lethargy
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The ability to be edgy and toxic with everyone around him
>>27132521
Have you seen Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry?
It has a character who vomits blood every day. You might like her.
>>27132644
No I didn't, it seemed silly and the synopsis didn't catch my attention, but since you say that, I'm downloading it right now. I didn't have anything to watch today, so thanks for the recommendation. The last character that I really remember for puking blood all the time is the blue haired grill in Excel Saga.
>>27132745
You're welcome! I'm waiting until I move to watch it since this house is so noisy, but I did watch the first 2 episodes and she shows up early.
Yeah I thought it was going to be just another battle harem at first but I'm really excited to watch it.
Same here with the Excel Saga girl too.
self destruct
The ability to shit on command
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An uncanny troll power level.
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A fedora and a katana.
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He's fat, sick, depressed and can now create amazing shitposts in a Cambodian tapestry market.
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Having supposed 90% curable cancer for 4 years and crushed dreams.
a deteriorating brain, aspergers and laziness
dont do it kirby....
(original) apathy
Fapping powers.
He can shoot jizz and strike with a permanently hard dick.
>>27130393
the power to be so depressive that kirby would make any person he walks up to commit suicide
>>27134734
Overpowered. Please nerf.
Unlimited misanthropy.
you guys are real fucking delusional if you think you'd get anything other than this
>>27130393
Kirby gets the ability of shit eyesight
>the good
20/20 vision, relatively strong work ethic, charisma, $10,000,000
>the bad
schizophrenia, baldness
the power to half finish anything in a low effort, mediocre sort of way
Being a manipulative bitch
>>27132905
Kek, watching the first episode, it looks like the perfect anime for breakfast. Classic re heated haremshit with some fresh stuff on top to still make it appealing. Also I will most likely never post anywhere ever again, so good luck, good life. And goodnight too since I'm going to bed again.
Hopelessness and vague fear
As for something tangible, he gains the ability to be nervous in public for no reason and piercing, judgmental eyes that think they can sense the motives of those around them but may or may not actually be able to
