>tfw you realize that we were all stuck up oblivious narcissistic roasties in our previous lives and treated undesirable males like trash and that's why in this live we're undesirable males
Then surely we will be chads in our next life right?
>>27129974
If we get the lesson maybe but how exactly I don't know? Is it about giving up or becoming gay or a monk? Is it fine to sink into escapism or not?
God won't accept my add requests on skype or steam so I can't ask him
I can appreciate the irony of that.
How, though? This trend of women and third wave feminism is reasonably new, so if you were born as an oblivious roastie, it has to be much tamer than what they are today.
Assuming you were born in 1990 for averages, your last life would have been a life expectancy of ~70 years, meaning you were born in the 20's.
Literally the worst thing you could have been in that time was a Flapper. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flapper
Sorry anon, unless you were born in a parallel universe in the current era I don't buy it.
Why can't I get reincarnated as a cat living in the countryside or something?
>sleep 16 hours a day without remorse
>go outside, catch some mice
>go inside, get treated like a king by your owners
I wouldn't even miss shitposting because I was a cat
shit, it all makes sense now
>>27130476
I know right.
>>27130587
Maybe time doesn't exist on the other side. Your linear perception of time is only valid down here. How can you know that your previous life wasn't in 1256 or in 3852?
Once on the other side, reviewing your life you saw how all the men you treated like shit for no reason felt, and, as a spiritual being of ultra omniscient life of the maximum Source of Life of Love and all that jazz, you decided, this time, to live as an unattractive male and get bullied to death by women.
>>27130625
Maybe you lived 54123 lives as a cat and you find this type of life boring now.
>>27129950
That's sweet . Tfw I was a Stacey and only fucked the most alpha males.
>>27130777
Naice naice trips.
Maybe you were just an angry and bored bourgeoise who kicked the servant in the nuts every day.
Theres no such thing as reincarnation or karma. Women will not be punished for being horrible and we will not be rewarded for suffering. REEEEE
>tfw you were a dwarf star in your past life
>>27131027
>we will not be rewarded for suffering
Y-you mean I won't find a gf to cuddle in this life and in the afterlife? Is there no hope at all? ;_;
nooo pls
>>27131291
It must be a very boring life.
>>27131872
On the plus side, you will get to die eventually.
>>27133531
There is no boredom in a place which has no ego.
Only energy and the will to burn until I cooled and died.
A comet flew straight into me once. I think his name wasMoot
>>27133687
dwarf stars don't die, they just get really fucking cold
>>27133758
I died. I was even shit at being a star. Hence, I'm on r9k.
I wonder why the colon cancer guy's thread was deleted. I wonder if he was for real or not.
