>enter bathroom
>see this
>she says: "I'm going to make you cum, Johnny Boy! :)"
What do you do?
>>27129834
Tell her I know she has a penis and I will kill her if she doesn't get away from me.
>>27129834
>bathroom
Looks like the kitchen to me OP.
>>27129859
>she has a penis
>she
>penis
>>27129834
Walk past her, tell her to fuck off, get my coffee then go back to my room.
Goddamn Elen, I told you not take the knifes in the Bath!
>>27129834
>sorry, but i am only attracted to women with penis. please get dressed and leave immediately
>>27129834
>her thighs touch
dropped immediately
>>27129834
Attempt to murder her.
Say "are you in the wrong fucking house blondie" because my names not fucking Johnny, and then proceed to call the police for breaking and entering
Say "I have a boyfriend m8" and walk past her to get my damn coffee.
>>27129972
>Attempt
Fucking faliure
>"My name isn't Johhny"
>>27129834
you can't fill the bottomless void in my soul