My parents found my manifesto.
>be me
>35-year-old NEET
>never leave my house
>spend a considerable amount of time filling an old notebook with essays and musings on eugenics, fascism, the red pill, and a beta uprising
>2 days ago
>parents sneak into my room to check the size of my clothes
>find manifesto stashed in my dresser
>parents confront me at dinner
>mother sobbing
>father calling me a degenerate scumbag
>already mad at me because I bought $300 worth of horse figurines with his debit card a few weeks before without his permission
>lectured on how my ideas are somehow unamerican and evil
>says he should kick me out
>orders me into my room
>haven't left since
I'm scared, /r9k/. I've never lived on my own before and I have no working experience. I can't survive without my parents' support. What do I do?!
>>27129402
He's right and if you were my kid I'd have tossed you out like two decades previous.
>yes I know this is bait
>>27129402
To clarify, my birthday is coming up and they wanted to buy me new clothes. That's why they were in my room.
>>27129402
>horse figurines
Order the helium.
>>27129424
>being so normal that you don't think it could be legit.
>>27129471
I don't get it. If I got to 35 and ultimately achieved nothing in life, I think I would just have to end it all.
>>27129402
>What do I do
The beta uprising.
Finish what he started, anon. Beginning with your normie parents.
>write manifesto about eugenics, fascism and masculinity.
>I'm scared, /r9k/. I've never lived on my own before
8/10. An almost perfect example of Poe's law. Clearly you know your subject matter.
>>27129402
You stupid piece of shit thats why you keep that garbage password locked on your computer
enjoy the AIDS you're going to get when you're out on the streets
>>27129402
Your dad should use those pony figures to beat some sense into you.
>>27129456
You don't understand. These are not like autistic MLP figurines. These are proud, prancing mares.
So, whats exactly in your manifesto?
>be me
>35-year-old NEET
>never leave my house
>spend a considerable amount of time filling an old notebook with essays and musings on eugenics, fascism, the red pill, and a beta uprising
are you me
>>27129547
post face/body
>>27129547
kek, that was nice b8
>my parents found my manifesto
>35 years old
>>27129547
holy fuck man. that might be fucking worse than MLP.
>>27129547
>three hundred dollars
>>27129547
those are nice figurines, but you should really have asked for your pep pep's permission first
>>27129547
why do you buy these anon?
>>27129578
I have a really poor self-image and I don't like taking pictures of myself. I'd rather not.
>>27129573
>obese perma-virgin neckbeard manchild
>fascist
You're exactly the kind of useless people that would be rounded up and gassed in a fascist state.
I may have some right-leaning views, but at least I have a decent job.
If you're going to be a fascist you should at least be successful at life first.
8/10 desu OP
>>27129613
They're really nice horses, and I enjoy having them. They have a very dignified, proud look. They are true stallions.
>>27129657
>They are true stallions.
I thought you said they were proud prancing mares?
Also what's in your manifesto?
>>27129657
fair enough. normies gonna normie but 300 quid. shit man you really like horses.
>>27129671
>Also what's in your manifesto?
This OP, post some pics.
>>27129642
>>>/pol/
blox
niggers
blox
>implying you cannot sue your parents for kicking you out after living so much time there
Get a jew lawyer
Post the manifesto, which, for some reason, is not an original comment on its own
>>27129402
>35
>living at home
>thinks he has the right to discuss who can and can't exist
>>27129402
>>27129547
Fucking kek the horse figurines killed both of my sides.
I havent laughed like that since a while ago holy shit.
>>27129547
>Horse Figurines
>Pround, Prancing Mares
Jesus OP your worse than the horsefuckers
>>27129737
My parents took it and I don't want to leave my room. I'm scared that they'll yell at me again.
>>27129671
Doesn't matter what I call them. What matters is that they're really, really cool.
My manifesto had essays I wrote about the importance of eugenics, defending eugenics morally/ethically as well as on a utilitarian basis, how fascism could save America's economy, how society would thrive under fascism, some poetry about fascist aesthetics (united as one group of many, strong; the beautiful stength of the government; rejoicing under hypothetical fascism; fascism related to nature), how normies are ruining society, why a homogeneous beta world would be better, poetry about a normie free world, an ode to hp Lovecraft, how women are whores, how women are inferior men, and others.
>>27129547
Oh_boy_here_we_go.jpg
I'm a horsefucker and LITERALLY thought you were saying horse figurines as bait. Good job.
No offense, but how do you stay NEET that long? I'm not even at a year yet and I feel like a failure
>>27129402
>horse figurines
>>27129547
>proud, prancing mares.
That's it. I'm not going to kill myself. I might have a shot at life. Some of you are way more fucked up than I am. Thanks, based OP, and best of luck to you and your majestic mares...
>>27129819
go steal it back op. they have no right to take it
So basically you're just a fascist. Not a threat, but just a plain old fascist. Your parents should drop it
>>27129819
HP Lovecraft became socialist once he found out about the world. He was a New Deal Democrat by the time he died.
>>27129751
>implying /pol/ is any better
>>>/pol/67271480
Kek someone just posted this on /pol/
OP getting kicked because political ideology
that pretty un-american from your dad familiae
>>27129818
Cartoon horses are nothing compared to my beauties. Mlp has no dignity and it's stupid. My horses have strong traits, and they are so much better than mlp. Fuck off, faggot.
>>27129882
>implying that i'm implying
wew lad
>>27129880
Fascism and new deal policies had some similarities
>>27129592
spotted the ponyfag
kill yourself you fucking autistic degenerate
>>27129889
>"""""someone""""" just posted this on /pol/
>>27129402
>these are the people posting wagecuck threads all day
>>27129935
Fascism has similarities with a lot of things. It was called the third way because it shared elements from the left and the right.
>>27129880
Yeah, bit he was really great for most of his life. He recognized the jew menace for what they are, and he rightfully hated subhumans. And he never worked but still managed to live a happy life. He's my main role model.
>>27129959
I have a pretty okay job that I like, and I post in those threads as both neets and wagecucks, and have arguments with myself.
This board is mostly memes and irony you know, you're not meant to take any of it seriously.
>>27129547
Post the manifesto faggot.
>>27129942
>he doesn't like MLP
>>27129906
>implying your still not a faggot
>>27129547
collecting figurines is the most autistic hobby one can have
literally fucking pointless you just look at them
go download some jpegs for free off google and look at those you autistic fuck, stop wasting your parents money.
>These are proud, prancing mares.
>These are true stallions.
My sides are dead
OP you are a legend among men
I pledge fealty to my feudal Daimyo, lord Wojaka 'the Horselover'
>>27129547
Do you cum on them?
>>27130008
These equine beasts are anything but a waste. They make me happy and they look really cool. Isn't that good enough of a reason to buy them?
>>27129988
>neets post wagecuck threads all day
>"HAHA silly wagecucks 4 real!"
>neets get kicked out
>"i-it was j-just jokes and memez!!"
>>27129988
What employer would hire someone with autism?
>>27129968
What the fuck are you talking about? Lovecraft had an extremely impressive output, and he had to network a shit ton to get published just like any author. That's a lot of work, man. I wouldn't doubt he had a 40+ Hr work week. He didn't just shit those stories out.
>>27130042
I've seen some autistic ass shit in my days OP, but you take the cake, Literally
>>27129402
well neet if you have been involved in those wage cuck threads then i laugh at you if not then best of luck to you you problably should have gotten at least some work experience
>>27130081
Explain his time with the gang then, faggot. He spent his life hanging out with them, and prior to moving to new york, he was a reclusive neet. Prove me wrong.
>>27129968
Also he married a divorced older jewess with a daughter from a previous marriage
>>27130042
So were you dropped on your head shortly after your birth? Or was this pre-existing?
>>27129402
Mind giving us the manifesto?
It'd be one hell of a good read.
>>27130189
She was reformed. Sonia embraced the aryan way.
>>27129402
>facism
Hmmm,
I'm scared, /r9k/. I've never lived on my own before and I have no working experience as the socialist government payed for my subsidies. I can't survive without the dictatorship's support. What do I do?! I can't be successful businessman or a hard worker, then I'd be living in to the conspiracy of the eternal Jude!
>>27130001
>>27130213
Don't have it anymore; my parents have it, and I'd have to leave my room to retrieve it. I commented earlier about some of the contents.
>>27130269
>writing a manifesto instead of keeping it on your computer
thats your first mistake. dude you're 35 years old you will easily make it. just leave town after having a good chat with your parents so you won't leave with your parents hating you.
>not writing it on the computer and having it password protected
Retard
>>27129807
Most people live in homes, Anon.
>>27130269
>big bad fascist, probably calls himself a 'race realist'
>literally too scared to leave his room
>>27129402
You're the real life equivalent of the character from A Confederacy of Dunces
>>27130310
>he doesn't realize a manifesto is best when written in physical form
>>27129547
MAXIMUM LEVEL AUTISM AT WORK HERE!
>>27129547
Awww, I remember my little sister had horeses like that when we was kids
Only one thing left OP
>>27130534
Do it, make /pol/ proud.
>>27129777
>jew lawyer
>facist and eugenicist
hmmmm, also nice trips
>>27130446
Kek, I forgot about that book. Isn't it about some sperg obsessed with monarchy and a superiority complex it's been 15 years since I read it
>>27129547
Don't listen to the naysayers OP, those are nice figurines.
And you should leave your room and reclaim your manifesto. How could you be a proud white man without knowing how to stand up to your parents? Think of what Hitler would've done. He would not have cowered, he would have faced the confrontation head on. Be like Hitler.
>>27129547
>proud, prancing mares
OP what the fuck
Maybe my life isn't that bad after all
>>27129402
It's time to start the beta uprising anon, you must take out Mr Soros
>>27129402
Wait, Andrew?
>>27129402
> My parents found my manifesto.
Time to make it real man
Anyone else concede that a truly benevolent dictatorship is better than our flawed republican solutions, but unwilling to take steps in that direction over my concerns regarding civil liberties.
>Twists a question about Education into the Military
>manifesto is in a physical notepad
Yeah, there's no manifesto. If it was in a text file then OP could easily upload it. Now he can just say "B-But its over 400 pages long! I can't scan it all!"
>spend a considerable amount of time filling an old notebook with essays and musings on eugenics, fascism, the red pill, and a beta uprising
ayyy
that's what you get from being a /pol/ bastard.
I don't even know if I should believe your story.
I mean, you really make your whole ideology from all the shit you get from shitposting opinionated teens on new zaelandese gardening forums?
>>27129494
>implying he's not sincere, and this is indeed a parodied view
>>27130349
>see also, Nietzsche
>>27129490
This. Now that you've been discovered and trapped, you have no other choice! You're not filling that notebook for nothing since 35 years.
Upload all of it, along with some studio-like photos of you in some crusader uniform and you'll be ready.
OP's dad needs to reposes the ponies.
>>27130316
It's a figure of speech you autist
>>27129547
Jelly, those figurines look amazing. Such proud animals.
>>27130851
There's no such thing as a truly benevolent dictatorship; that's like people talking about how something works "in theory" and then always fails in practice, all that shows is that your (meta)theory is irrelevant horseshit. And even in passable dictatorships, that only tends to last the lifetime of the dictator.
>>27130042
Grow the fuck up b.
>>27130316
Mildy filosophical
>>27129547
Saved for future generations
>>27129547
>horse figurines
what the fuck is this?
what is wrong with you?
>>27131246
That's a $5 plastic statue, you retard. He's trolling you, he didn't spend $300 on that
>>27131290
They look pretty authentic tbqhwyf
>>27131290
you never met mentally unstable people have you?
yes those are dollar store tier horses but OP is too stupid to realise that.
>>27131290
THESE ARE VALUABLE COLLECTABLES YOU PIECE OF SHIT SUBHUMAN! I GARUNTEE YOU THAT THESE BEAUTIES WERE VERY EXPENSIVE, AND RIGHTFULLY SO. THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL, PROUD, ARYAN HORSES YOU IGNORANT SON OF A BITCH. THESE ARE THE SAME KIND OF HORSES THAT UPPER CLASS PEOPLE INVEST IN, BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THAT, WOULD YOU, YOU UNCLUTURED, GENETICALLY IMPURE SWINE??? GO AN HERO, YOU COCK GOBBLING FAGGOT. FUCK YOU.
>>27131324
Yeah, they look legit.
>>27131384
His autism level it's... it's....
>>27129547
>not MLP
You realize that's the only decent thing about this story and ya blew it. At least MLP has a huge fanbase of NEET's and people shunned by society but this collecting wierd horse figurines is just creepy breh.
>>27129592
This
>>27129906
I thought you where baiting till I saw the horse figures. Now I know for sure you at least have a horse figure collection.
Far far worse then having MLP. Hell I have an Equestria Girls figurine from a kinder egg and I'm a freakin normie!
Isn't it better to cloak your philosphical ideas into a fictional story?
At least then you can have a better foot to stand on. Like saying it's a work of parody or not meant to be taken seriously.
I have this for sale for $300 if any anons are interested.
>>27131701
I actually included a disclaimer at the beginning that explained that the stuff contained within the notebook might not represent my actual views, but my parents saw through it and criticized me nonetheless.
>>27131708
That horse looks autistic and weak. Mine are clearly superior.
>>27130076
Specialisterne.
>>27131708
come on now op, thats not worth $300
>>27129547
Those are cute and majestic horsies.Damn, now I almost want one, too.
>>27131843
That's a Grace Newhouse pleb.
op someone made a leddit thread about your post already
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/4a9vt7/anon_is_scared/
>>27132006
Y'know what? I'm actually glad I don't know what that is. Stay autistic friendo ;^)
all these normalfags ITT hating on based OP for the originalty in his taste, action and being they obviously lack
>>27131753
Were you referring to real life people? Or clearly made up characters like Susie Sukzadic?
>>27129547
That is somehow even more autistic.
>>27129547
You can buy this shit at the dollar store
>>27129547
>proud, prancing mares
Fuck outta here dude
>>27132299
I scarcely even mentioned others. Almost exclusively about ideas.
>>27129402
>unamerican and evil
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugenics_in_the_United_States
Anne Frank's father applied for amnesty in the USA but was denied due to being Jewish
>>27132345
pony envy
>>27129547
Pretty jelly actually
nothing wrong with top grade autism, it's actually pretty fun
>>27129547
Such majestic creatures. Congratulations on your acquisition OP.
>What do I do?!
>?!
bait
so many children in this thread
>already mad at me because I bought $300 worth of horse figurines with his debit card a few weeks before without his permission
What? WHy?
>>27129547
Very related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZqHuvEtKcY
>>27129642
>If you're going to be a fascist you should at least be successful at life first.
I have some bad news for you.
>>27129402
All ponyfags should be hung
>>27133560
See >>27129547
Bet you feel pretty stupid now.
>>27130762
Nice pic ! More ?
i suggest you get yourself a job...i spent $400 on steam games, just i have money just no job right now.
I'm reminded of kitty-tan
>>27130720
>Naysayers instead of "Neighsayers"
You had one chance and you had to be a faggot about it didn't you?
>>27129402
Excelent thread OP. Hope it will get me loads of karma on r/4chan
>>27129402
you could do with some therapy. find yourself a psychiatrist. if you can't do it on your own, ask your parents for help. also, ask them to return your notebook. show it to your therapist.
take it from there.
>>27129865
This op. The more they read it the deeper in the hole you go. You should have used your retard strength to take it back and upload it before they got to the good stuff.
>>27129777
>parents allow you to live at their house
>living in it for an excess amount of time somehow makes it your house
>modern day murrikan logic
>>27135363
Yup op needs to put on his autism shoes and go on a reconnaissance mission.
someone screencap this shit lmao
Gotta save this thread
Bloc
>>27131708
It's 135$ for a fresh one.
Trying to scam us buddy?
http://resinhorseeditions.blogspot.com/2013/08/grace-newhouse.html
>>27129547
I...what. What the fuck?
>>27129819
>an ode to hp Lovecraft
Give me some more details on that. I'm a hardcore Lovecraft fan and I'm fascinated by his personal life and beliefs. I'm not even white btw kek.
>>27129547
>These are proud, prancing mares.
This is unreal
>>27138385
>resinhorseeditions
>>27129942
>he doesn't clop
>>27129547
>These are proud, prancing mares.
'tism is strong in this one
>>27129402
>$300 worth of horse figurines
what the fuck is this
