Do you think your ex girlfriend ever thinks about you?
I'm sure she does sometimes, unless she's really as careless as I thought she was. These thoughts are always fruitless.
One of them occasionally calls me when she's blackout drunk at 4am telling me she misses me. The others, I highly doubt it.
Yeah. Piece of shit added me on facebook after 7 years. Blocked that cunt. Wish I had told them to do the world a favour and kill themselves first though.
I know she does, she's told me as much
she probably thinks about me more than I do about her. Though she did tell me within a month of us going out that she couldn't wait "until we were married" and she constantly said I was her first love even though I don't think I ever actually loved her.
>>27128748
no, because she's dead.
>>27128748
My one ex-girlfriend doesn't think about me I'm sure
Ex-hotslut I use to hang out with probably thinks about me from time to time because she's afraid I'm stalking her
Better than nothing I guess
no because i don't have one lmao
>>27128841
Would she if she wasn't?
>>27128748
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>>27128842
Why the fuck are there so many normies here ? Seriously, what are you doing on /r9k/ ?
>>27129115
>one fat ex-girlfriend in my whole life
>degenerate hot slut that threw every guy a bone probably thinks I'm stalking her because I'm a creep
>you call me normie
Piss off m8
These other guys can piss off too because they're actually normies
>>27129115
Just because you're a super autist doesn't makee a normie by comparison
Jesus fucking Christ every day with this
>>27129115
Been posting on 4chan for 9 years and /r9k/ since near its inception.
Choke on a dick you cunt.
>>27129221
>I have a completely functional social life and have no reason to be here
>I'm one of you, remember !
Go back to >>>/b/
>>27129239
Just because you're an oldfag doesn't mean you aren't a normie. Are you going to try and convince me that moot isn't a normie now ?
>>27129259
I don't give a shit you super autist. This board was never designed as the exclusive home for tools like you.
the only one that would think of me would probably the the one I dated my second year in high school. She was a senior and I popped her cherry after her prom. They say you never forget your first so whenever that chick is reminded of her first she remembers me.
I know she does since she's told me, but I wonder if I think about her way more. I guess I'm really lucky because I can fuck other women to help get her off my mind, but there's just been this unfillable void in my life since she's been gone.
>inb4 reeeeeeee gtfo my board normie
You're right. I just haven't been able to really tell anybody how much I miss her, so I figure that I might as well just type it up on a random chinese cartoon site.
>>27129279
This was the only place for robots, though. Now because of people like you we don't have anywhere.
Probably she does
>>27128748
I doubt it not when she has ten more guys that need blowing tonight.
I made sure she doesn't.
>having an ex girlfriend
Hahahaha I bet you losers also have jobs. Cucks, all of you.
>try to stalk ex on fb
>ex blocked me on fb
>ex unblocked me
>but you have ~20 mutual friends with your ex on FB
>whenever you meet any of them you ask if you can stalk on your ex
>they never let me use their facebook
>>27128748
Normalfags: The Thread.
Get out gay OP.
>>27128748
Normies get the fuck out of this boards you fucking scum
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>had 3 girlfriends
>they all came back crying to me at some point, saying I was the best, they all miss me etc
Heh
>>27129812
>this was the only place for robots
Define robot
>>27130508
you have to be a virgin to be a robot
>>27129115
I come on here cause I only have normie friends and I wanna bitch and moan with you fucking losers
>>27130530
This is false
And this is an original comment
>>27130570
Normie GTFO of this board, now
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27128748
Only the ones that can see me on Facebook. The others, probably not.
>>27130530
What if you were raped as a child?
Occasionally I'm sure, but they are probably negative thoughts most of the time because I was really mean to her after we broke up.
Either way it's been about 8 months now of no contact and neither of us would have any way of getting in touch with the other, plus she's switching states for work this summer. Odds are I will never see or speak to this woman again. Sad but also sort of comfy, "breakups" that drag on for years look awful to me. There's some dignity in this at least.
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>>27130445
Thanks for the (OP)'s
>>27128748
Nope. Girl's completely get over you after the break up. In their minds they already had backup boyfriends or friends with benefits, as their contingency plan.
Have you ever witnissed an ex text or write on social media that they missed you a week after the break up? No. And if they did, it's because of the convienence you were to them. That they realised after having womens night out getting gang banged at a stripper party. You were a solid provider, for their selfish needs.
>>27130530
Ah, you must have got lost on your way to /wiz/
>>27130664
Man I get this board is full of autists, but seriously where do you guys get this info?
Do you all genuinely believe all women are just innately evil? A little bit of social interaction would prove this wrong lol
FUCK YOU NORMIES
GET OUT OF HERE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27130599
>sitting here incredibly hungry
>too nervous to ride my bike1/8 of a mile to subway and use my subway gift card to get something to eat
>sitting here instead arguing what a fucking robot is
>stuck my dick in schizo meth heads with no self respect or standards (they were cute tho)
>somehow this fixes my problems according to you
I'm not leaving pham. Literally. I won't go to subway until I have severe hunger pains probably
I've only had one girlfriend and she's 2D.
How do people even get 3D girlfriends? Is it just something that's meant to happen to other people? Do you ask them to be your girlfriend or you actually fuck them first?
You'd think these would have easy answers seeing as how the majority of the population has had relationships, but they can never answer. It's like to them getting a girlfriend is as natural as breathing so they can't think of a way to put it into words, because it's instinct, whereas for us robots it's impossible to even imagine how we'd go about doing it.
>>27128841
Lucky fuck
I wish my ex would die
>>27130728
make me you autismo freak
>>27130811
It's really simple. I'm not an expert, I've only had a few, but the concept is easy, it just takes charisma to do.
2 routes:
You meet a girl in a bar/club, you fuck her, you leave her or you continue fucking her, depending on how things naturally end up happening.
Other route: Meet a girl somewhere, talk to her, become friends, become more intimate until you end up dating or getting rejected.
>>27130818
GO CREATE YOURE OWN CHAN, YOU SICK FUCKS
>>27130700
I got my info from real life bud, I'm a "normie" and I'm speaking from personal experience. All of my ex girlfriends (five, each lasting a couple of years give or take) ended up showing these traits after we broke up.
Girls have it far easier getting rebounded then guys. They don't cry for long about losing you when the next guy that interests them is a few text messages behind you, on the same phone.
>>27130882
Stop taking the b80 m80
No she doesn't give a shit
>>27130882
>>27130728
>>27130599
>>27130530
>>27130445
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>>27129259
/r9k/ normie board now
ROBOTS GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27130882
But I've been here longer than you my underage friend
I don't know, but I think about her all the time. I love you, Cindy.
>>27130893
Don't generalize every woman cause of a few bad experiences man
I've met a lot of women who are just legit really nice people.
The women who aren't being pandered too 24/7 are really cool
No one should take >reeeeeee posters seriously.
Literally the biggest cancer on this board.
>>27130944
Well, now i feel sorry for you.
>>27128828
lmfao you idiot normie, things are doomed to fail when you're talking about marriage so soon, which it did once that honeymoon period ended.
>>27130973
but its the easiest bait
it fucks people up to much, not to post
REEEEEEEEEE
>>27130853
>You meet a girl in a bar/club, you fuck her, you leave her or you continue fucking her, depending on how things naturally end up happening.
>Other route: Meet a girl somewhere, talk to her, become friends, become more intimate until you end up dating or getting rejected.
So the only way to really get a gf without losing to Chad is to be a degenerate ? Western society sure is in great shape these days !
>>27130993
Don't feel sorry for me, I'm not a virgin.
>>27130486
>loner trash
>revel in the fact that people miss you
>feel good about self because they tell you they miss you
>still a loner faggot
>ex gfs all are getting railed by chads and havent thought of you for years
Heh
>>27131041
It's being a degenerate to talk to a woman in public?
You're one of those people who're too scared to have a personality so you call everything cringy aren't you
>>27130926
Oh how the tables have turned
>>27131045
lol. like thats an achivment
my gf is 4 years older and buys me shit
>another normalfag thread
/robotexodus/ when?
>>27131154
Your mom isn't your gf anon
>>27128748
Last sunday she wrote to me an email, saying that she is "paying" for everything she've done to me, a lot of bad thing happened, hoping i'll be happy and saying that after all, she still miss me..
She left me for another guy, after 8 months of being cheating on me.. via fb chat, 3 days after my birthday..
Feels good saying to her that i will never respect her as a woman and shouldn't write me ever again. It was a small (very small) revenge of what she've done to me, but is something..
>>27130882
>>27130728
Have a (You)
Error our system thinks your post is green eggs and spam
>>27131177
but im talking about my gf
shes 22
>>27131167
MAKE YOUR OWN BOARD
ROBOTS GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Maybe. She's either married with kids or living with her boyfriend of a few years depending on which ex you're thinking of though so I doubt its with any regularity.
>>27131084
No, I meant fucking strangers. The second method leaves a big opening for Chad.
>>27131217
how about you fags go fuck?
like, your gfs and leave
>>27131212
moron
If you have an ex you are a normalfag and should go to another board.
My actual ex lurks my instagram and normiebook so I'd say so. Not gonna lie I think about the time I cornholed her on a roof and we got arrested for it together. I jerk it to that memory sometimes, the semi bloody cum leaking out of her asshole onto the squadcars seats will always stay with me. Another few girls I used to fuck lurk my shit as well, but most have kids now or are dating scrubs. It's not really worth giving too much thought friend, bitches come and go. Nobody you date/fuck in your twenties is permanent.
Reminder that if you've ever touched a girl you're normie scum and need to get the fuck out.
>>27131251
If someone else is "stealing" a woman from you, or that is even a serious thought that crosses your mind, you'll never really be able to date anyone.
>>27131299
>how about you fags leave and fuck?
>like, your hands?
>>27131251
Chad's are not predators man
they don't just appear and steal women constantly
Not all women fall for thme, you can't keep using that as an excuse for being antisocial
>>27131440
I will never be able to date anyone precisely BECAUSE every other guy out there who is more attractive is stealing all the women from me.
>>27131377
Nobody is permanent, that's such a mind blowing thought
>>27131499
allready did
jackass
>>27131440
>>27131612
Don't worry, I'm not interested in women. I was just speaking hypothetically. I'm in an even worse situation, because there isn't even anyone who shows any interest in me whatsoever.
