Why are you actively choosing to be undesirable to women?
>When he can keep up with me
I have actively play dumb to create that illusion.
I've never once met a girl that can keep up with ME.
I usually scare them off because of it, I find I have to play dumb to make them think I'm smart, but not too smart.
That article is bait though
This shit only applies if you are attractive
>>27128779
This is pretty accurate to be honest.
How did I actively choose to be short and ugly?
>>27128695
Can't blank post sofuck scotland
>>27128779
yep that's what it says
>hot guy
its just how she chooses one chad over another
>>27128823
>that bottom left
Is that what women really like? Because I'm halfway there.
>>27128695
This is how Stacy compared 1 chad to another, or 1 beta provider to another.
Even the most shit tier, broke ass, slow ass, mysogynistic, boorish chad will beat a beta every time.
Hmm...Engle...this is part of the sionist conspiracy...
>>27128695
>"A guy's brain is so much hotter than anything else"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>27128823
>LITERALLY BACON AND EGGS
>BACON AND FUCKING EGGS
>>27129093
Brain = money
Any woman can get a big stupid broke-ass Tyrone. Tyrones literally have it all (alpha, big dick, humor) except the brains. Rich smart Tyrones are rare and sought-after though.
>>27128695
>Fembot here, all that shit stated in that article doesn't attract me at all. The fuck is wrong with that bitch. GET A FUCKING CHAIR AND GRAB THE THINGS FROM THE SHELF YOURSELF. USE. YOUR. BODY. LAZY. CUNT.
>>27129796
the only thing that attracts femanons is
>be tall
>have huge cock
>make lots of money
everyone else is garbage
>>27129796
Didn't mean do greentext this. damn.
>>27129796
>fembot here
>fembot
>fem
>bot
I'm not.
What is that image supposed to tell me? That shit seems to be about when she's already with the guy.
>>27128695
S*op ty*ing li*e t*is i'*s s* fucking an**ying.
>>27128778
This. Not trying to be edgy or anything and I'm not even super smar or something. They usually know something about their fields like medical stuff or law, but other than that? Good luck.
>>27129951
You can do more than half that stuff without being in a relationship
>women tell men how to be a man
what could go wrong?
>>27128695
why dont you just fuck off and kill yourself?
I did not choose to be 5'6
>>27130689
Lol yes you did
Fucking manlet.
cause bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
>>27128778
actually it's enough for the guy to just act like he knows what he's saying and to talk non-stop. there are girls - you know, the boring, quiet, 'got nothing to say' type - who will be impressed by this
>>27128695
Sad thing is I do about 60% of these things,yet women can`t care less because I`m not 9/10 or higher.
>when hes ranting about something he's super passionate about.
only if hes ranting about something she cares about I can tell you right now that no one wants to here me rattle on about low power x86 cpus just cause I think they're neat
>12
>I'm not saying I want some oiled-up gym rat
>rest of the article constantly mentions hot muscles and abs
kekington's
>>27128695
Because I don't believe societal norms should define what makes me attractive.
>>27130852
So why don't you just lift weights?
>>27130867
I do
>muted for 16 seconds
>>27128695
> I'm down to fuck a complete stranger because he's wearing a white shirt!
These aren't women OP. They're skanks.
>>27130869
>I don't want a Chad
>I just want a Chad
t. women
>>27128695
All of this only works if you're already attractive. a 3/10, fat, balding manlet isn't going to make a girl wet by watching her do her hair or by holding a baby. Only 11/10 Chads can pull that shit off.
>>27130221
LEAVE STAR WARS ALONE GODDAMMIT
>>27130901
Have you seen the new 14nm celerons. intel just released a 6 WATT quad core 1.6ghz base 2.24 ghz burst cpu. I just wish they would make them socketed and not embedded so I can build a super low power web browsing machine with a J3160 that has a fan so its nice and icy.
>>27130891
Because I`m a 5/10 when I dress really well,and because I`m already fit.It`s pointless.Women only care if you look nice and if you`re not a manlet,which I am.
>>27128695
Yeah well I'd have to get to the stage of relationship where she can learn about any of these.
I.e. I'd have to fuck her first.
>>27130980
So just wear boots or date shorter women.
Stop making excuses faggot.
>your bf is supposed to like your ugly fucking eyebrowless ratface with no makeup because it shows he "likes you for who you are"
>but he's supposed to be a muscle-bound, ab-having Chad who can cook, looks good all the time, makes you laugh all the time, and treats you like a princess
Women are literally a meme gender incapable of logic or self-awareness. Jesus Christ it actually hurts my heart to think about it.
>>27131074
>implying I care at this point
>implying I haven`t tried
>implying I`m not just disgusted of female hypocrisy
>>27128695
at least this article has sort of a positive tone unlike all that other man-hating stuff on these types of articles.
>>27128779
>This shit only applies if you are attractive
Came here to post this senpai
>>27129796
leave this board, women will never be robots
post tits before you go though
>>27131076
this'
i seriously think this is some sort of retarded satire
>>27128695
They forgot the requirements
>>27131110
Don't get me wrong, I enjoy fluffy abuse just as much as the next guy but the top right panel of this pic had me on the verge of crying from laughter.
Just watch that determined look on its cross-eyed face combined with the helmet that is just balancing on its head, not actually on it.
>>27129093
I cant blank post so fuck it jfnehfvhdnnnfjwvbgrhvabnuhbvanfumcuhvnd
>>27130186
I'd still need some kind of social life where I am with girls.
>>27131197
I can never tell anyone how much I love fluffy abuse
>>27128695
>women
>ever
good goyim
>>27131305
>not breeding
good goyim
>>27131197
This is now a fluffy abuse thread.Post your best fluffy abuse comics
>>27130221
>sword
god tier bait
>>27129796
Because of the greentext I initially assumed this was mocking attention whores and was quite a good post. Then >>27129821 ruined it.
>>27128695
This is retarded. These only make it more attractive if they're already attracted to the guy doing it. Who writes this garbage?
>>27131365
This guy is fucking retarded. He has a fetish for inflating people with saline and he still uses the phrase "injecting under the skin" like a fucking idiot.
If somebody fetishizes this how can they not know what subcutaneous injection is?
>>27131365
What the absolute fuck is wrong with you
>>27131391
Women. Even though it's addressed to men, they're really writing it for other women.
>>27131411
What do you mean, anon-senpai?
>>27131463
You know what the fuck jesus h
>>27131630
Did somebody say Jesus fucking Christ?
>>27131404
>>27131411
You need to lurk moar.Especially >>27131411
>>27131197
>fluffy abuse
probably the one most autistic thing in the entirety of the Internet and without exaggerating
>>27128695
most of these things require a women to allow you to be in her presence. something i've never been so ya most are counterfeited for me.
i'm done trying literally i've accepted that i'm incel i know how to deal with it i've done for 24 years now and it's not a big deal.
>>27131681
You really don't know what autism is. You call anything edgy you see autism, while fluffy abuse would actually fall under the anti-social personality disorder spectrum.
Don't come in here crying autism as if you actually know what that means...
>>27131719
go be new somewhere else
autism on the internet is not the same as real, clinical autism
All of this stuff only applies after they have started a relationship tho. There should be a disclaimer: Only works if the woman is already your girlfriend.
>>27131778
Right...
Because your "internet definition" somehow differs from the actual fucking definition.
Newfriend you're only crying autism because that's what you've seen all over this site.
Don't act like you actually though of that as autistic and that you would have ever used that exact adjective if this wasn't 4chan/9001 and you were just some hapless dimwit who had stumbled upon the forum.
>>27131867
calm your 'tism senpai
Guys, why do I like these things? ;_;
Not even a sociopath.
>>27131372
you shouldn't expect a woman to not-ruin things
>>27131983
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>>27132025
rtpuerhguifdhguifdsp
>>27128695
>tfw work as a clerk and had to get a medium shirt down from a display for a short guy in front of his gf
>he just says "pays to be tall I guess, haha"
I felt like I height cucked him.
>>27132308
You did. His gf probably got wet instantly and then felt disappointed knowing she had to go home with him.
>>27131983
Because you like seeing things be tortured.It`s a natural human desire to see carnage.It`s usually suppressed.
>>27132738
You're probably right.
I wonder if any people who complain about it secretly like it, too.
>>27130928
If you are ugly or even average, these will work if the other person is just as ugly or average.
Have you never seen a fat pig openly swoon (show off) her trailer-trash boyfriend over the internet for comparably mundane shit? I see that shit all the time in screenshots and my own news feed.
4 8 9 and 12 are all just being sexually attracted to someone. How is "looking tasty in the morning" not fucking sexual?
Do these idiots think sexual thoughts and actions stop after you've finished benis in vagina?
>>27128778
This. I have to act retarded in order to be at the same level of dialogue as women
>>27134075
What's sad about this is I'm not even that smart, but most of the girls I've spoken to, plenty who were college educated, could never converse about anything beyond the latest social trends or inane celebrity bullshit.
