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You are forced to spend the next 10-years in a single room.
Select items from the chart to make your stay more tolerable.
You have 10 points to spend.
I take 10 mystery boxes please.
>>27127715
They're empty
But you could build a fort with them
>>27127715
>one of the boxes contained chlorine gas
You have died.
>>27127661
Bed,full sized anime figure, shower,washer,dryer, desktop pc, desk,
>>27127741
Well, I hoped that there would be something in there that would ease the pain in some way. Fuck.
RIP me I guess, not in a pleasant way.
PC, Bed, desk, toilet, microwave, office chair, washer
I'll let things drip dry into the toilet
>>27127661
>small laptop
>bed
Already half 5 years through
>>27127799
You could learn to breakdance with them
Roomie, Shower, Window, Toilet
>>27127828
How? Ist that a legit technique?
>>27127661
20x the pet mouse
All of the free stuff
books .5
water spigot .5
pot plant .5
bucket .5 (for washing clothes not shitting)
rice cooker 1
sleeping bag 1
hot plate 1
room mate 5 (my dead best friend)
>>27128140
eliminate rice cooker and add toilet
10 points are too few
>>27128221
>can't survive off less than 10 points
You are not a robot
Desktop PC- 2 pt
Kitchen Unit- 2 pt
Coffee Machine -1 pt
Mini fridge -1 pt
Toilet -1 pt
Mystery box -1 pt
Sleeping bag -1 pt
Headphones and music player - 0.5 pt
Sleeping pills - 0.5 pt
All within a 10'*6' room.
I'd gladly live the rest of my life here though, please don't kick me out after a decade.
0.5 porn
0.5 onahole
1 office chair
1 fulll size anime figure
1 rice cooker
2 bed
2 desktop pc
2 desk/table
10
I shit in the bucket and throw it out the window and rinse it with the faucet. Bathe witht the faucet.
Thank god half life and myst and shit runs on this pc.
Office chair +1
Toilet +1
Sleeping bag +1
Shower +1
Treadmill +2
PC +2
Window +2 (for the sake of my sanity)
Literally all I need
>>27128621
>Bathe with the faucet.
why not the shower?
>>27128670
>Not using the toilet as a chair
>Wasting a point for no reason
>>27128751
The office chair is also pretty useless because I forgot that I needed something to put the PC on top of. Oh well
>>27128721
The shower is the mouse aquarium.
>>27128221
anyone who takes the roommate is seriously retarded
imagine being stuck in a single room for 10 years with someone
>>27128861
you don't want to bathe with your best friend?
>Bed 2 pt
>window 2 pt
>desktop pc 2 pt
>toilet 1 pt
>office chair 1 pt
>coffee Machine 1 pt
>onahole 0.5 pt
>a bucket 0.5 pt
this is basically already my life
>>27128881
Mice are spoopy. I tried to kill one in my friends basement once and he scurried over my arm. No, I'll just throw boxes and stuff in there for him. And I think I'll trade porn for a female mouse for a force multiplier and make a mouse jungle. I will witness the beautiful ones phenomena and masturbate furiously at their anguish.
These things are bullshit, ten years is way too long. You'd just go insane.
10/10 roommate gf, shower, bed, PC
I'm assuming the PC comes with internet or at least alot of games
Fuck you for not throwing basic necessities for free.
I spent a bunch of points on sleeping bag, shower, fridge, toilet, and washing machine. If i'm going to be living in a place for 10 years you need all these things or you'll be living in squalor.
I saved a bit of money and went with a hotplate instead of the kitchen set. I figure I can still cook things on there.
Biggest purchase was the treadmill since I'll need my exercise. I don't wanna be in terrible health after one year.
I went with the laptop for entertainment so I can have some sanity.
I went with the skylight for the same purpose but also, to not see the sun for 10 years would be torture. My body needs to stay on the circadian rhythm.
>>27128955
Where will you shit, you moron?
>>27127661
Best choice.
>>27128994
That's why it's a challenge and not a cakewalk. And you don't need a toilet if you choose the bucket and any water source combined with the window. You can also do calisthenics without a tredmill.
>>27129025
In the trash, obviously.
Kitchen 2
Bed 4
Washer 5
Dryer 6
Fridge 7
laptop 8
Shower 9
Mouse and onahole ez 10
>>27129077
>mouse and onahole over books
plen
>>27129025
There's trash collection right? Right into the trash bag. Or one of the big mixing bowls.
>nobody picking the toilet
you faggots are disgusting
>>27127661
>Needing food or anything food related when you have the groceries
>Not shitting in the trash collection
>Not taking showers with the water and taking the shower with no soap or anything
My choice
>Sleeping pills, 0.5 points so far
In case of suicide or to sleep a lot if bored
>Pet mouse, 1 points so far
To not go insane
>Sleeping bag, 2 points so far
To fucking sleep
>Laptop, 3 points so far
To communicate with everyone else
>Gaming console and TV, 5 points so far
To not get bored af
>Rommie, 10 points so far
To not get lonely
PC (2)
bed (2)
office chair (1)
refrigerator (1)
weights (1)
toilet (1)
microwave (1)
anime figure (1)
>>27129134
Why would you want a playstation if you have your desktop? I'd pick window over that and the tv.
>>27129140
Why would you need a room mate and a mouse? You are surely going to fight over the computer. Trade mouse for books and problem solved.
Does 'desktop PC' imply internet connection? If so:
>PC
>office chair
>bed
>roommate
2 different options
>wash myself under the water spigot
>use water from the spigot in the bucket then pour it onto my plant to help it grow
>eat plant leaves for entertainment
>shit and piss in bucket then throw it out the window (TAKE THAT NORMIES)
>use plastic bottle carved up as a makeshift pipe to smoke the houseplant for absolutely no positive effects
>shitpost on 4chan on pc
>microwave water for tea
>microwave bread for toast
>microwave my own shit for entertainment
>refrigerate my own piss to make peesicles
thats enough entertainment to last me ten years
>>27127661
>books -0.5
>music player -0.5
>shower -1
>toilet -1
>bed -2
>roommate -5
but since no one can possibly stay with you locked in the same room for 10 years I suppose I would switch room mate for
>office chair
>window -2
>desktop pc -2
>>27128751
With toilet and sleeping bag, you can even make your toilet chair comfy and padded.
Also, the fridge is clearly mini, so it'll be at the perfect height to put your keyboard, mouse and monitor on
>>27128488
>>27128934
kek'd pretty hard at this post desu
If the sleeping pills can get you high then I'd choose those.
Pills 0.5
Pc 2
Sleeping bag 1
Washer 1
Shower 1
And 4 and a half onaholes please
>>27127661
>Roomate of choice (5)
> Sleeping bag (1)
> Weights (1)
>Small laptop (1)
>>27129186
Roomate is as much as essential as water and food. Being isolated can literally cause suicides.
I'd rather have someone to talk, cuddle and have sex with than have a better bad or a larger TV.
Mouse is just a qawaii pet.
Taking the books is dumb because you can read books on the internet.
>>27129366
It's bullshit that they can't just put full on chronic on there. I'd just get high the entire time and watch movies on the big tv. I'd plug the laptop into it.
>>27127661
Bed
Kitchen Unit
Desk/Table
Shower
Toilet
Washer
Small Laptop
>>27129455
Reading on a screen sucks a bag of dicks. You ever have a "etextbook". It's fucking garbage.
>>27129455
>Roomate is as much as essential as water and food. Being isolated can literally cause suicides.
>not just creating a tulpa
>>27129475
...and the free stuff, obviously
>>27127661
>People actually wanting to live
Take sleeping pills like 5 times and bucket only, pour water into the bucket, electrify them with the power line and then overdose on all the pills then place your head inside the bucket.
Done.
I think I'd enjoy 10 years of solitude and self-improvement.
>Wasting points on a washing machine and shower
Fucking idiots if you were stuck in a room for 10 years you wouldn't even wear clothes and you'd get used to your natural body odor.
>>27129579
>wake up covered in vomit in very dark room
>the water tripped the surge protector on the outlet
>you didn't take enough pills
you now have to live in a filthy room with just a bucket and weekly ready to eat groceries
>>27129582
The washer and dryer are a waste of points. No one is there so you could just shower and be naked the rest of the time. There is climate control in the picture as a given.
Get the weights and a hot plate. Or the window.
>>27129627
You have 10 points and you spend 0.5 on a bucket, which means you can have 19 packets of sleeping pills.
If you take all of them, you'll die. 100%.
>>27127661
>sleeping bag
>shower
>toilet
>small laptop
>weights
>barbara palvin as roomate
Only correct choice
>>27129679
Depends on what kind of sleeping pills. If they're just diphenhydramine then you'll probably just go insane and feel sick the next day.
>>27127661
2 pet mice (1M1F)
2 Dakimakura
Microwave
Anime Figure
Washer
Laptop
Window
Bed
I can start a mice colony and be their God. The forsaken ones will face death by microwave as divine punishment.
>>27127661
>tfw this image depicts a higher standard of living than I currently have
>>27129758
Third worlders don't deserve internet.
>people would take the roommate over the anime figure
>>27127661
>Wasting points on the toilet when you can shit and piss in the trash collection
>Wasting points on the shower when It's just a room with fucking water, you can clean yourself with the water
>Wasting points on pornography when with just 0.5 point more you can have a fucking computer
>Wasting points on the game console and not taking a TV
>Wasting another point on the bed instead of just taking the sleeping bag
>Wasting money on microwave, toaster oven, refrigerator, coffee machine, water boiler, kitchen unit, take-out and rice cooker when you have fucking pringles in the groceries
your mouses would die in a year guys
>>27129772
>processed shit cold food
I'd rather kill myself you disgusting fat fuck
>>27129766
Don't worry I'm on my phone using wifi from the nearby McDonald's
>>27129811
Get male and female, unlimited supply
>>27129455
>Being isolated can literally cause suicides.
you can skype or chat with the laptop or talk with the fax machine
>>27129822
>living alone in a room
>caring about being fat
>caring about what you eat
>>27127661
Office chair, Shower, Toilet, Washbasin, Bed, Desktop PC, Desk.
>>27129895
eating bad contributes to poor mental health you dumb fuck
>>27129895
I care about myself for my own sake. I don't want to be a disgusting fat fuck who only eats processed food. Chips are gross.
A hot girl as a roommate, sleeping bag, toilet, shower, television.
>>27127661
I see that fucking Elmer's glue.
>1.0 Weights
>1.0 Shower
I could wash clothes/dry clothes in there too.
>1.0 Toilet
>1.0 Sleeping Bag
>2.0 Kitchen Unit
>2.0 Desktop Computer
Presuming I could play games on it too
>2.0 Desk Table
music player, toilet, small laptop, window, kitchen unit, sleeping bag, washer, pet mouse, refrigerator
>>27129772
Have fun shitting in your DESIGNATED SHITTING CORNER, Pajeet
>>27130323
May the hero Lemmiwinks survive his 10 year journey.
>>27127887
Breakdancers use cardboard as a surface to dance on when they are somewhere without a good, smooth surface.
>all these people who can live without a way of washing themselves
Just end it
-0 points: all of the free stuff
-5 points: roommate of my choice
-0.5 * 2: music player\headphones, water spigot
1 * 4: shower, small laptop, sleeping bag, skylight so that we wouldn't go blind
>>27130685
wait forget that
instead of a water spigot (I already have a shower) I'd take a pot plant (presuming it's of unlimited supply, if not then I'd take an onahole)
>>27129719
Do you go insane permanently if you take all the pills?
>>27131102
Benydryl has been known to fuck peoples minds up. Apparently a high dose trip is hell like and terrifying.
>>27129772
>>Wasting points on the shower when It's just a room with fucking water, you can clean yourself with the water
B-but I really, really, really need my water room.
t. Poseidon
All Free -0
Table -2
PC -2
Office Chair -1
Sleep Bag -1
toilet -1
shower -1
weights -1
Microwave -1
>>27130685
one of the best lists in this thread
if you really think about basic human needs (or what could caveman live without and still be happy) you can cross out almost anything.
Humans are social animals, so I need a roommate (5 points left)
though it says 'free water' the water needs to come from and drain off somewhere: shower... since the water spigot doesn't come with a drain and would flood the room.(4 points left)
humans are diurnal, I need daylight: skylight (3 points left)
10 years with no warm meals?: hotplate (2 points left)
now it comes down to how you want to pass your time
I'll take the small TV and game console
since I guess the laptop has no internet, games or movies on it. that would be way too cheap. It's just a plain old laptop with MS paint and Solitaire or something like that.
>>27127661
Washbasin
hot plate
small tv
shower(would wash clothes over there aswell)
toilet
weights
window
bed
a smoking hot pornstar to fuck and chat with
>>27131836
Books would be more entertaining than a videogame console in the long run.
>>27127661
Porn
Music Player/ Headphones
Small laptop
Small TV
Refrigerator
Shower
Toilet
Kitchen Unit
Bed
This room gets internet and cable, right? Or is it complete isolation?
>>27131885
You have a point. I just thought playing games with my roommate would be more fun than silently reading books.
okay, I can scratch the small tv, make the console a handheld and add books and a dakimakura (a pillow's a pillow)
>>27131836
>since I guess the laptop has no internet, games or movies on it. that would be way too cheap. It's just a plain old laptop with MS paint and Solitaire or something like that.
The laptop has full internet access senpai
>>27133640
then why is it only worth one point?
it's all in one a tv, game console, fax, music player, books, pornography and much more.
>>27134173
>then why is it only worth one point?
it occupies 1 tile space
>it's all in one a tv, game console, fax, music player, books, pornography and much more.
we're talking netbook size here, so yes it can do those things but not as well as standalone items like the games console or the desktop pc. also the headphones are only included with the music player.
>>27128934
>>27129753
>>27129842
>breeding mice from only one pair
lol have fun with that
>>27134444
those are just stupid excuses trying to justify your ez mode option.
>>27128872
>Another 10 years without sex.
Get an attractive roommate. Women have sexual urges as well. You're almost guaranteed sex with her.
Attractive female roommate, for aforementioned reasons.
>5 points
Washer and dryer for clean clothes.
>2 points
Small laptop for entertainment
>1 point
Sleeping bag, for us to sleep on.
>1 point
Shower, because who the hell can go 10 years without bathing.
>1 point
We'll use a pot or something from the basic utensils as the toilet I guess.
so like, can you draw water without the water spigot? if not, what is the purpose of having water for free? is the water not potable in a way that would require a water boiler, or is that for food despite there already being a microwave and rice cooker that are less specialized? does the PC/laptop have internet? is there any reason someone would choose the fax machine? what is the purpose of a storage locker in this scenario?
>>27134764
Do you not understand how fucking disgusting women are? Do you really want another person shitting in your room, pissing in your room, """discharging""" in your room, and menstruating in your room for 10 years? Do you want to have to split everything you have in half for 10 years?
idiot
>>27134825
I think the fax was meant as your only means to communicate with the outside world.
PC/laptop with internet doesn't make sense, it would be way too imbalanced of an option.
>>27127661
I'd take:
>books - .5
>music player/headphones - .5
>kitchen unit (assuming there's a fridge on it, looks like there is) - 2
>bed - 2
>window - 2
>weights - 1
>toilet - 1
>shower - 1
still sounds pretty miserable honestly
Forced to get the window because there's no indication that you have lights otherwise. And then I can't read my books without light.
>>27134936
>Do you not understand how fucking disgusting women are? Do you really want another person shitting in your room, pissing in your room, """discharging""" in your room, and menstruating in your room for 10 years? Do you want to have to split everything you have in half for 10 years?
yes
>>27134825
>so like, can you draw water without the water spigot?
you need one faucet option for drinking water (or the toilet)
>is that for food
yes and tea
>does the PC/laptop have internet?
Yes
>is there any reason someone would choose the fax machine?
is there any reason someone would not choose the fax machine?
>what is the purpose of a storage locker in this scenario?
neatness, storing items (food, utensils, roommate) out of sight.
>>27135080
i bet you receive welfare checks monthly
>>27127661
2 Desk
4 PC
5 Sleeping bag
6 Shower
7 Toilet
8 Office chair
8.5 Onahole
9. Sleeping pills
9.5 Daki
10 Books
>>27127661
Shower +1
Toilet +1
Washer/Dryer +2
Bed +2
Window +2
Desktop +2
I'll just go out, buy a book with my part time job, and sit out in the city while reading/people watching. Probably could land more dates if I really care to do so. Also with the desktop, I'll try and make some online business to make more side cash for vacations/other amenities.
Free stuff
Toilet
Shower
Laptop
Fridge
toaster Oven
and an gf roommate
>>27127661
All the free
Console
Office chair
Sleeping bag
Small laptop
Desktop PC
Large TV
Onahole
Pornography
>>27129134
Just piss in the trash collection
>>27127661
Diapers fall under basic groceries, so I won't need a toilet.
>Desktop pc
>shower
>microwave
>books
>pot plant
>window
>bed
>office chair
>>27127661
All Free - 0
Books - 0.5
Music player/headphones - 0.5
Shower - 1
Small Laptop - 1
Toilet - 1
Fridge - 1
Washer - 1
Dryer - 1
Games Console - 1
Bed - 2
>lookforthebearnecessities.jpeg
>>27127661
Shower 1pt
Toilet 1pt
Small Laptop 1pt
Bed 2pts
Roommate: Milana Vayntrub 5pts
10 simply isn't enough points.
>>27127661
>kitchen unit
>small laptop
>fridge
>microwave
>bed
>shower
>toilet
>washer
