WHY THE FUCK
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DO I KEEP GETTING LIKES FROM FAT UGLY ROASTIES ON MY OKCUPID AND TINDER PROFILE???? I JUST WANT A QT 3.14 ASIAN GF WHO IS INTO ANIME AND DOTA! REEEEEEEE
because, like most men, you're not good looking enough for online dating
Because hot women don't like that shit you fucking dumbass. What do you think you're going to fine a porn quality babe who likes animu and Dota shit?
>>27127648
Shut the fuck up Armin you fucking pussy. Remember that time I had to rescue your dumb ass from being eaten by some Charles Darwin looking mother fucker and ended up getting chewed up and swallowed because you were too busy crying to help? You're such a goddamn failure that not even Annie cared enough to kill you. I've had to bail your blonde bowlcut ass out more times than I can count!
Go get eaten you salty little dipshit. Saged.
>>27128314
>*teleports behind you*
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Femanon here, I know this feel. I've been trying to get a boyfriend for a while, but none of the guys who are interested in me are attractive. Except for my brother. I've been trying to tell him how I feel for a while, but I'm too shy. Send help ;~;
>>27127648
Now you know how 90% of women feel when non-Chads hit on them.
Potatos?
>Be me
>Be european
>Be straight white good-looking male
>Constantly get visited and contacted by asian gook women who are all over my dick for some weird reason which i haven't uncovered yet (maybe asian men just can't get their dicks up or something lel)
Such is the plight of the BWC.
>>27127648
>tfw no giant qt3.14 gf to eat me
Why live?
>>27128314
Erin your a dicklet stop over compensating you faglord
>online dating
>gross bitches
>average looks
expect it because that's what the a female weeb looks like fat disgusting and smelly
just like their male counterpart fat disgusting and smelly
mfw kys desu
>>27128314
>Charles Darwin
>Not Richard Stallman
Come on, son.
>>27127648
femanon here.
Unfortunatly I like LoL and not dota.
>>27128798
But are you Asian master race?
>>27127648
It is the best you can get, disregard female and aquire cute boys.
>>27128932
Yes. But my pussy is for black cock only.
>>27129083
Jokes on you, I'm a 8 foot tall black guy.
>>27127648
>>27128314
>>27128554
my sides are prolly on the moon by now
>>27127648
What else do you expect to find on such services?
If you want a decent woman, cultivate a life worth sharing, and then one will probably end up sharing it with you.
>>27128437
Are YOU attractive? Because we can solve this shit right here
>>27127648
>tfw best friend is an asian female into anime and dota
>always see whiny posts like this
>tfw get matched with a cute Asian chick with a nice rack
>we flirt back and forth making a few dumb sexual science puns before exchanging snapchats
>she sends me a pic of her laying down in a bikini with blatant focus on her cleavage
>merely say "kinda digging the view" and take a shower
>return later to find that she opened the snap and unfriended me
how the fuck? the one decent match I've gotten in weeks that hasn't been a bot trying to get me to sign up for a cam site and this is what I get.
>>27127648
Thin women are more attractive. They receive about a 30-100 messages per week. Most of those being stupid shit like
>hey
>what's up
>your (sic) pretty
That's good for intelligent dudes who will read a profile and concoct an original message.
That's good for Chads because girls have to weed out so many profiles that have given them attention that often all they do is look at the photos instead of the message. They become superficial, if they were not already, due to overwhelming attention. They have such a large pool to choose from that multiple Chads are always visible. The self aware woman has to fight the flow and search through her messages, disregarding multiple chads, to find a decent message to respond to.
Tips:
>read every profile before messaging
>message every girl regardless if she's too hot or borderline acceptable for your standards. This is a numbers game and each and every message you create gives you experience.
>Be clear about whatever odd ball shit your are interested in no matter how geeky, nerdy, or dry you think it is to others. You get respect for liking what you like.
>It's common sense for a women to know men like sex so don't insinuate it in your profile or mention it.
>Be honest in your profile. This will lower your matches but only because girls who know they won't get along with you or like your style will weed themselves out. This saves you time.
>>27127648
Then go out and find one. The ones that come to you will be the bottom of the barrel; women only initiate when they're trying to climb the ladder, because that's a man's job.
>>27129083
>Asian girl
>Wanting black cock
At least bait better
>>27131206
>Just go find a billion dollars, Anon! So easy
>playing dota
>thinks he can find gf
LOL
>>27131243
Well, the anon responded at my place.
I'm not asian and I don't like blacks either.
