Realistically speaking, what is your crush doing right now at this precise moment?
inb4 gangbang, getting BLACKED etc.
She's probably browsing this board
>>27127600
Gave up on trying with women a long time ago.
She's currently playing in a mixed lacrosse game, and afterwards she's probably going to get gangbanged by big black cocks
She'slaying in bed next to me sleeping
>>27127600
on 4chan somewhere
I dont have a crush just an annoying gf
>>27127600
>having a crush
>being older than 16
>she has a boy friend
>he knows I like her
>haha
>>27127600
don't have a crush ATM .
He just posted this thread ;)
Don't know tbqh
>>27127600
at the age of 5 she slit her wrist
>>27127600
Probably doing the University coursework I should be doing right now, or working. She's cute and happy and probably doesn't know much about me or how I feel. But seeing her smile makes me happy.
she's fuckin sleeping and probably hungover
>tfw no crush
The last crush I had lives in one of the worst areas of Lebanon so hopefully he's safely playing some vidya right now or something.
>>27127600
She's right here next to me, wheezing her way through another night's sleep. I know she's okay but I'm so worried about her. I want to get her some weed, bitches love weed. I'll get her an edible so as not to make her lungs any worse.
>>27127742
why is she annoying
greentext please
guys talking about how horrible their gfs are is literally my fetish
>>27127600
Probably watching TV
Gone to visit a "friend" who may or may not be her ex (whom she still talks to regularly) and she still probably has feelings for. Fuck my life.
>>27127924
OP here. This actually made me feel happy for like at least 2 seconds.
God, I don't know. Haven't seen her for five years.
Presumably she started and finished a university degree in that time, and now holds some shitty job somewhere. Quite possibly a mother, although I suspect not married.
>>27128034
That's too bad, cause I'm really a dude and I hate you.
she is out with her friends. but I am sure she is doing nothing degenerate as she is 14 years old.
>>27128137
>nothing degenerate
>14 years old
Oh, I wish I was as innocent as you are.
Also you need to be 18 to post on 4chan little guy.
Probably talking with her boyfriend on skype
>>27127600
Probably enjoying this nice spring evening with her long term boyfriend.
WHY WONT ELIZA LOVE ME. REGRET
my crush is my gf of 2 years.
she is at work for two more hours while today is my day off so I am preparing our lunch.
>>27128168
I am over 18.
she's also not american so I think she is not doing anything lewd.
her friends are all girls also from what I could tell.
>>27128258
>being a pedophile
disgusting desu lad
>>27128277
I'm not a pedophile. im not sexually attracted to her. she is like a little sister to me.
>>27127600
At some concert with her male friends
partying with russians
>>27127600
Not existing, I'm emotionally unavailable.
washing chad's cum out of her mouth
>>27127600
sleeping
she sleeps all day then watches anime plays videogames and camwhores her skinny loli body at night.
Meeting or fucking her new boyfriend. Fuck it I don't like used whores I just regret fucking it up
>>27128250
>I am preparing our lunch
cuck
>>27128250
don't forget to prep the bull as well
>>27127998
>what's wrong?
"Nothing"
>where do you want to eat?
"I don't care"
>what do you want to do?
"Whatever you want to do, that's fine"
>do you want to listen to any particular music?
"No, whatever is fine" *puts in headphones
It's like having an opinion is a crime
>>27127600
she's at one of the steps of her cycle
>make doo doo in underpants
>scrape doo doo from underpants
>eat doo doo scraped from underpants
she only does those three things, so she's doing one of them right now. i guess sometimes she lefts extra doo doos plop out the back while she's scraping out her underpants, but that's the only variation, and even then it's not much of a variation. i love her. i wish she'd put
>kiss me
in that cycle. even if it's in the middle of the doo doo eating step.
>>27128664
dude. your penis is small. that's how a girl acts when she's irritated she has to spend time with you in order to get to use your money. if you turned her on in any way, it would breathe some life into your interactions.
hopefully finishing slime season 3 soon
>>27128664
thinking about you makes her cunt lips shrivel up like dead rose petals.
>>27128664
>tfw no femdom gf
thiswasnotoriginalblox
Right now shes in bed sick. We just talked. Not that shes so much my crush, more of a girlfriend.
>tfw you do not have any crush already
my fucking life is so empty.
I don't have a crush. I don't know any women.
Emma > Imogen
dwi faget
>>27128801
>>27128835
Thanks for the advice, lads. Maybe I'll try being an angry beta instead. I hear girls like that
>>27128927
wait til she's asleep, firmly tie her down, and then deposit onto her face every bit of feces that you expel for the next five years.
either programming, browsing imgur or watching some series with her bf
probably practicing piano. or out with his girlfriend.
H O M O L U S T
>>27127600
Grading her students' homework.
>>27127600
>having a crush
Get the fuck out normie
Checking facebook probably and chatting with her sister.
>>27127963
she's just a photograph in a history book
Probably fucking his girlfriend.
>>27128990
Shit man, I've been there. If it makes you feel better, just remember that it's not your fault he doesn't like you back. His brain is wired in a way that makes it impossible for him to return your feelings, even if he tried.
Spending the sunday cuddling up naked with her boyfriend, having sex from time to time, watching netflix while the rain taps on the window outside.
She'll live her entire life without so much as comprehending the pain of my experiences. Even if she suffers great loss, loses a loved one, loses a leg in a car accident, etc, she'll have support and happy memories and love to fall back on. I've never even had anything to lose.
>>27127600
prob at the gym for a miss (insertownamehere)
>she shares a name with a celebrity so I can't even find her social media to stalk
he's wageslaving right nowso am i
chatting with me
>>27129377
faggot?
>>>/lgbt/
cunt?
>>>/out/
>>27127600
Sleeping Probably.
>>27129215
oh my god, get over yourself
>>27128954
>that photo album
time to fap
>>27127979
I can relate. Original post desu.
>>27127600
Fingering herself to lesbian porn probably.
my pussy itches and smells. it itches and smells so bad. I SHITTED IN THERE
>>27129377
Nice to see a fellow faggotnicedubs
>>27127600
Sleeping in my arms
>>27127600
>Realistically speaking, what is your crush doing right now at this precise moment?
pooping, probably pooping and watching youtube on their phone
>>27127998
She always wants to do stuff with her.
Tho its normal to do that i just dont love her anymore.
But shes got no friends and is a mental wreck so i would really destroy her if i broke up.
Shes also clingy af and always wants me to take her along even when im going out with my guy friends and were gonna smoke weed.
Whenever i do take her along she just makes a fool of herself and gets roasted.
Shes just kinda stupid.and i look better than her
Probably thinking about my brother. Feels pretty bad desu senpai
On a bus getting away from me
>>27127600
>I don't have a crush
She has a bf now i used to date her she gave me the i'm not looking for a relationship bullshit. Months later in a relationship with average guy. I'm mad and sad as hell. If i did some things better it could have been me jdimsa
Inb4 normie she's the only experience i have and i didn't even fuck reeeee
>>27127600
In a hospital bed. FeelsBadMan
>>27128303
And here we transition into being baited
>>27127600
she currently doesn't exist
>>27127600
Eating, reading, shitting or something like that.
I don't have a crush, but I don't expect anyone to do something bigger than that during a Sunday evening.
Writing a lab report, apparently.
>>27130387
she just said that on facebook. yeah, she's sucking my dong.
my
FAT
SQUSHY (i'm flaccid)
DONG
MOTHERFUCKER
FUCK YOU
YOUR "CRUSH" IS GUMMING MY FLACCID PENIS
>>27130430
Doubt it, she has a habit of getting scared a week into a new relationship and dumping the guy. Half the reason I haven't asked her out already.
probably playing the game that i am about to play with him in a few mintues
Probably getting smashed by some Australian surfer guy while off her face on E.
>>27130490
we're not in a relationship. we have an arrangement where she chews on my flaccid penis with the side of her mouth that has teeth and she gums my flaccid penis with the side of her mouth that doesn't have teeth. relationship? please. she chews my dick because she wants to keep the other half of her fucking teeth.
Taking calls in a call center or sitting around talking to the people around her.
>>27128664
You're supposed to decide, not ask. Jesus fucking Christ.
I think she's at work. Either that or watching Netflix in her room
>>27127600
She's been dead for at least a couple of hours
>>27130874
she sounds gay
Probably watching TV or playing League of Legends.
We're cuddling up and watching movies together. Really relaxing Sunday night with hot coco and The Hangover Part II.
She's either working in a 12 hour shift at the machine, playing guitar or sucking New Zealand's biggest shlomo
>>27129215
You are, and I dont say this lightly, the biggest faggot I've ever come across on this site.
>>27129215
>I've never even had anything to lose
Then you're lucky, consider that it can only get better
>>27127600
She's probably on the computer on some safe normie website cuz she's a good girl who dindu nuffin
at home, studying, outside hanging out, or burning coal.
never again, i'm gonna be gandalf the shredded
YOU SHALL NOT BENCH MORE THAN ME
>>27131073
This image is just lower class england in a nutshell
It's amazing how all of their houses have this atmosphere of still being stuck in the late 80's
>having a crush
>knowing women
Fuck off normie scum
>>27127600
probably sleeping desu
>>27131795
still can't get used to t b h changing to desu
Spending time with her family and being a good mom most likely
We're talking now. but i know she doesnt see me romantically
>>27129918
I was in this situation for a year and a half up until a little over a month ago. Just let her go you'll feel so much better. Dragging on a relationship that has no future is selfish
Nothing because i stopped having crushes in 5th grade
Pooping
>tfw know because she's my neighbor and i heard the plop due to these paper-thin walls
she's getting fucked by eggman
>>27127600
I haven't seen her in over 6 years and I don't have any contact info. Why can't she just disappear from my mind?
I don't know anything about her. Neither what kind of job she has, nor where she lives or if she is in a relationship or got children already.
It's pretty late, I guess she's sleeping.
I wish her a good sleep and a good dream.
>>27127600
My current crush is an extroverted black chick.
Just gonna let this one fade...
Probably literally getting dicked by Tyrone, stealing VCRs or something.
i live in a country with conscription so she's probably out there doing push ups or cleaning toilets
She's probably sleeping.
She likes to sleep, it is her only way to escape reality.
But in a few time she will wake up. As sad as she was before going to bed. And I can do nothing about it.
>>27127600
probably just sitting at home looking at stuff on the Internet, about to go to bed
seriosuly, mayne
Don't think I've had an unrequited crush in about ten years. She died.
>>27127600
>tfw I know a girl that looks just like Imogen
>pretty sure the girl used to like me and wanted to at least befriend me but I acted like a total autistic fuck thanks to my depression
>it all went to shit and she doesn't even bother looking at me now
Same face, same body type and she was blonde. God fucking damn it I feel like killing myself now.
She's been going for another guy now...
Memes aside, probably doing homework.
But I bet she banged Chad last night or Friday.
Probably reading from her inspiration book
She was in a car wreck months ago and might not ever walk again
This could be my chance
probably thinking about how weird it was that i asked her out, thinking about what if she said yes and how stupid that would be. texting her friends maybe gossiping or just talking about stupid shit. at home drinking some stupid organic drink either on the sofa with the tv on or at the dinner table with the family having banter about stupid shit
>getting BLACKED
I wish. My crush is a camgirl and that is my fetish. I would pay obscene amounts of money for her to do hardcore.even more if she would do it with me
>>27127834
that sounds god AWFUL
>>27127600
either sleeping with her boyfriend in amsterdam, "sleeping with her boyfriend" in amsterdam, or mindlessly consuming internet because that's what millenials do
>>27127600
Probably at work. I dunno she only comes into my work like once a week to buy coffee but I still think about her and my female coworkers get all excited for me. I don't think they realize who I am.
I don't have a crush. I'm not 12.
dont have a crush.
any girl i had hope for, i have given up on and stopped caring about around 3 years ago.
i dont see a point, and if i would get a gf, i wouldnt know what to do. Ive become so accustomed to my own personal, private life that i would have no idea how to share myself with some one
>>27127600
don't really have a crush anymore, but my ex-oneitis is probably at work being miserable or playing ffxiv
Probably watching Netflix or liking normie shit on Facebook
probably preparing lessons for tomorrow
sleeping, playing the guitar or playing vidya
Eating hay probably
working in another country doing volunteer work.
Sleeping or browsing tumblr. Kill me family
Probably sitting at home bored and lonely, reflecting over another term of university wasted with no bf despite having loads of orbiters.
Never wanted to talk to her for fear of drifting into orbit, but I could totally pierce it if I was drunk enough.
I was planning on doing exactly that last night. Had been planning for ages.
Instead I'm 200 miles away and I've just been diagnosed with cancer
feelsbadman
>>27134727
God she's cute, holy shit
>>27135255
>She exists somewhere in the world right now
>I'm sitting in bed shitposting on a Vietnamese water puppet board
Just fucking kill me
>>27127600
Probably having sex with her 'butler' (Not shitting you) and probably plotting what else she can do to turn me gay, even after 2 years...
She's probably studying for her AP classesyes she's still in high school
>>27127600
Probably just got home from Canada. Hanging out with her cat and being sad.
She's probably sleeping, even though considering it's not that late (I'm in UK)
i don't really hold feelings or anything like that anymore. i'm pretty autistic and emotionally cold so any time a girl shows interest in me it weirds me out and i ignore her and i just never approach chicks.
so i don't really have one, just a pretty good chick friend who i wouldn't mind dating. we talk a good deal and share food. she's hanging some with some dude like twice her age though. weird shit. she's probably laying in bed with her cat reading.
>>27133439
i thought you were talking about imogen heap, who is way better. i was just listening to her earlier today.
>>27127600
I don't have a crush, shit is pointless tbqh :^)
>>27127600
she is playing in the ball-pit here at McDonald's, her Mom asked me to watch her while she went to the bathroom, I am here with my "niece" always looking for a new playmate, she is very sweet, perhaps a play-date will be possible, my "niece" is very helpful
>>27127600
closing her drapes because i accidentally turned the flash on
>>27127600
Honestly? Probably:
>Coding
>Worrying
>Thinking that she should be alone
>Being ridiculously smart and painfully cute.
>Working entirely too hard
>>27138658
>i accidentally turned the flash on
>>27127600
I haven't liked anyone since high school.
But, all of my high school crushes are either watching tv, working at shitty jobs, or taking care of their kids.
Hes probably playing guitar, writing poetry, or browsing random shit online. No homo.
>>27127600
gaming with some normies or studying
She's in NY saving face with a girl she secretly can't stand.
>>27127600
i dont know. she blocked me on facebook and the last time I spoke to her was almost 3 years ago. she's probably still dating that dude from high school
>>27139184
why is she still your crush then?
>>27127600
Sleeping or >>27127616
>tfw no girl to crush on
It's happened robots. I have successfully managed to be around females so infrequently that I can't even form those vague, idealistic crushes.
I honestly don't know how to feel.
>>27127600
Not existing? I haven't had a crush since freshmen year of college. I can't be attracted to 3D after being redpilled.
>>27139226
because when I saw her I felt heavenly. and i fucked up by not asking her out. i had the chance for 3 weeks.
>>27127600
I don't really have a crush. I mean there are girls who I'd like to be with, but none really stand out more than the others.
I wish I did, though. Man, I wish I could experience love or a relationship.
my girl friend is in chicago at a hair stylist convention. i am drunk.
>>27128664
break up with her anon
>>27139308
I know that feel tho
I don't speak to mine since a long time ago (2 years) and I still think about her everyday and stalk her twitter
>crush number 1
>probably sleeping, or practising violin
>crush number 2
>on a night out, or talking to boys
>crush number 3
>studying, or sleeping
>crush number 4
>walking/hiking
>>27139396
crush #2 sounds shit tier
crush #1 sounds waifu tier
crush #3 might be waifu tier depending. if she is studying because she needs to to pass shit, no. if she is working on research or something, very waifu tier.
>>27139396
>4 crushes
my beta-meter just exploded
>>27128503
How that image should've ended
Cowardly Lion kills Dorothy for courage
Tinman harvests her hart
Scarecrow harvests her brain
>>27139463
crush 2 is more of a friend who i just enjoy hanging out with, but we get together sometimes
crush 1 is cute as hell, we've only started talking recently but she's a friend of a friend from another university
crush 3 is very intelligent and also fun to be around, and we kissed earlier this week in a club
nothing about crush 4?
>>27139474
>insulting people on /r9k/
my omega-meter is broken
probably browsing pintrest and living in her fantasy land. or watching a chick flick movie to ignite the inner emotions in her.
>>27139581
crush 4 could be cool, i do stuff like that sometimes. depends on if she is a fitness freak or whatever. i just like doing it for fun and to unwind and see scenery. being drunk and walking around at 3am while smoking is amazing.
i just have a thing for smart girls. i get immediately turned off if girls act dumb, and i look past less good looks if they are smart.
>>27139581
>taking anonymous insults seriously
>answering to anonymous insults
bet you're the same kind of person that says "why don't girls go for the nice guys?"
>>27139656
crush 4 is cool, not a fitness freak, also very smart. i only ever crush on smart girls to be honest with you, i'm the same as you.
although desu kind of need them to be goodlooking too.
>>27127600
No crush as I haven't had those in 6 years, but a woman I'm romantically interested in.
Realistically speaking she's sleeping right now, about to wake up for work, possibly wondering why I haven't kissed her yet as there have been several situations I had the opportunity but I kept thinking she might not want it or the timing wasn't right. All the signs she likes me back are there, though, even clearly enough for blind me to see them. Yet, I can't fucking make that move for some reason.
>tfw you had a second "date" yesterday
>tfw you were so close to trying to kiss her but chickened out last moment
>tfw you keep replaying in your head what you should've done, how you should've gone in for the kiss
>mfw I look back to my own (inaction)
I really need to stop overthinking, the longer I wait the more likely she'll end up moving on. Normally I stop caring or feeling interested within a few encounters, but this time it's different.Maybe I have a slight crush on her after all.
>>27139667
literally have never said that once in my life.
>taking nonserious responses to anonymous insults seriously
ok
>>27139396
hiking is god tier hobby, you should try dating her
>>27139711
let's ignore the previous replies and I'll just check these dubs you got, what do you think?
>>27139721
have almost in the past but blew it because i almost got with another girl, only for that to fall through
>>27139750
sounds perfect lad
>>27127600
I don't have a crush.
I'm too broken to actually pursue a woman.
You're not a robot if you have a crush
Enjoying her life. Everything going her way with a boyfriend she loves, a bunch of friends who care about her, having everything I don't have.
>>27127600
gangbang, getting BLACKED etc.
getting a crush when you're a kv is fucking terrible
especially when she's somewhat slutty
I hate this
>>27128817
My nigga
Thugger is life
Too busy not existing
Playing a videogame or doing last minute schoolwork.
She was playing KOTOR the last time I talked to her, so probably that.
>>27127600
Getting BLACKED at a gangbang
Fuck you and your inb4, doesn't change the truth.
>>27139322
That gif and those digits are cres af tbqh senpai,
>>27135301
>>27134727
I fucked a girl that looks exactly like her a few months ago. Her name start with a T?
>>27135327
so you're telling us the butler did it?
>>27127600
Working on her cosplay or maybe playing videogames. I guess after what happened yesterday you could say she's my girlfriend now.
sleeping or smoking or posting dumb shit bout how she still cares for chad on her new tumblr
>>27130556
are you okay dude?
>>27128664
Your gal sounds like a top bitch better treat her like a low bitch. Be cold and act as if she's just an accessory and you're going where you want to eat and doing what you want to do.
>>27127600
Probably playing Skyrim or sleeping. Yeah, I know...
>tfw she is literally probably being blacked
>tfw I have no feel
>>27127600
Reading a book, watching a trendy tv show, browsing the net.
