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>he's afraid of soy products
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>>27126864
Red flags for anyone:
>(S)he likes BONES anime
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>>27126864
>he doesn't know how to diddle my clit
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>He joined the military because he had nothing else going for him in life
Not only did he have no future, but he'll be smooching off welfare and bragging about all the nothing he did while stationed.
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>he doesn't know how to do a rear naked choke
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>>27126864
Are there guys afraid of soy products? Wtf?

>He lets trash pile up in his room
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>>27126884
>that feel when don't know the proper rhythm
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>>27126925
>>He lets trash pile up in his room
WHY ARE YOU ON /R9K/
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>>27126864
>he's a momma's boy.

No.
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Eating soy will literally turn you into a trap. Always try to avoid unless you're going for that sort of thing.
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>>27126864
He spends his time on /r9k/
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>>27126955
Will it effect me even though I'm 21? Or does it only effect people who are not done puberty?
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>>27126906
That's what i'm planning to do...
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>>27126979
there is this belief that soy acts like a estrogen.

it could always affect you.
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>>27127012
Is there a tutorial on how to use soy for this purpose? I want to start.
Should I just drink soy milk 24/7 or something?
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>>27126955
That's a meme. I bet you also believe in the exogenous cholesterol meme.
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>he wants to be a woman
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>>27127067
there are easier ways to do that you know

but your bones wont change. if that was what you were asking before.
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>>27126864

>he says sorry over nothing
>wears the same clothes constantly
>doesn't drink coffee
>constantly on his phone
>listens to club music when not at the club
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>>27127067
you would need to consume gallons of soy products.

It's just proof dumb men are as dumb as dumb women over worrying their penises will shrink with no proof.
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>>27126979
Soy has estrogen in it, but not enough to make a difference unless you are a low T adolescent. Don't worry about it.
>>27127067
No, soy will not do this. You need HRT to become a girl
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>>27127073
I had big breasts and they were sensitive, and loved soy bacon bits. Hurt like a bitch when someone would jab them. Also people thought that I shaved my legs.
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>>27126864
Marine here. I got a 31 on the act, but I still didn't qualify for any scholarships because my parents make too much. I don't know if I even want to go to college yet. Military service gives time for a decision, money for honorable service, a practical skills, and confidence, the latter being something going men today lack. How is this a bad thing
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>>27127157
Meant for
>>27126906

>>27127006
What're you going to do? MOS and service?
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>>27127157
shh bby is okk
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>>27127115
>girl
That word; I don't think it means what you think it means.
>>27127157
Women and parents want their men rich. Also, less than half of America are pro war.
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>>27127105
>doesn't drink coffee
Elaborate..
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>>27127201
Thanks hon
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>>27127157
I have all the shit you listed and I'm not the government's bitch.
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>>27127105
>always excuse myself for everything
>even for talking with other people
>feel like I'm just bothering everyone
End me
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>>27127247
She wants him to have nasty teeth and buy her Starbucks.
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>>27127279
Let me guess, Canadian?
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>He gets excited when he sees a dog and makes dog noises with them
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>>27127237
I won't take a woman who wants me for my money anyway. I'm thinking about going to welding school with my GI Bill after I get out, I don't want to rack up student loans or be working 50hrs a week at 2 jobs again while going to school, and still not make tuition.

>>27127253
That comes with the contract. Through the shitty things you do though, you learn more about yourself, what you thought your limits were, and you grow because of it. It's four years of suck, but the experience more than makes up for it.
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Ok so OP what if I'm not afraid of soy products I just don't prefer them?
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>>27127332
reddit-tier comment
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>>27127338
Literally kill yourself.
Don't be jelly because dogs outrank you.
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>>27126906

story of my life. now I can't re-enlist and I'm having trouble finding a job


Not even with a college degree. But hey I'm not a virgin anymore nor am I desperate about finding another g/f.
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>>27127344
You don't have to be soy-only, but why wouldn't you eat tofu? It keeps for several months, has no taste, and is easy to prepare.

I can understand disliking soy-milk (tastes like ash, to me).
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>>27127351
mad fucking mad SO fucking mad
calm the fuck down buddy
>>27127338
>not engaging domesticated animals
It's like you're a psychopath or something.
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>>27127343
No doubt they train you fuckers to be soilders and I respect you all for that. It's just when militaryfags act like that makes them better. It's whatever one of my friends has PTSD now and I give him shit for it.
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>>27127376
Honestly I have never tried tofu. I'm not afraid to just never had the interest.
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>>27127338
Dogs are fucking awesome
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>>27126864
>Wanting to raise my estrogen

nuh uh
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>>27127368
Have you tried to join private military companies?
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>>27126864
>he has a beard
>he thinks marijuana is less harmful than tobacco
>he watches rick & morty
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>>27126864
The biggest red flag for women is if they care about stupid shit enough to call it a red flag if you dont like something as small as soy products.
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>>27127440
It is though, factually
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>>27127376
Soy is shit for men because it raises estrogen you retard.
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>>27127427
Animals will participate in the uprising as well
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>>27127073
My sister used to give my nephew soy milk. He cried all the time and acted like a bitch. Then she stopped because I told her to and the kid acts like a normal boy getting rowdy.
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>>27127400
People with MDs do the same thing, you cant let it inflate your ego. Retards will be retards regardless
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>>27127427
He fucked that up on his own, the dog din du nuffin.
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>>27127157
>money for honorable service

You're literally a mercenary for the Jew, invading countries that are in no way a threat to your homeland just because they refused to play by the bankers' rules.
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>>27127188
another anon here. Starting to consider the airforce officer program. I don't know what officers do though.
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>>27127421
You should at least try it once. Firm/regular tofu has a spongey/cake-like texture.
>>27127498
By a negligible amount. It's not possible to consume enough soy-products for it to affect you. Just go back to /fit/.
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>>27127627
Absolutely fucking nothing.
They're annoying and serve solely to shit on NCOs and E-1s
>I have butterbars so that makes me better than Sarge over there
Fucking officers.
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>>27127621
I realize how that can be misconstrued. Honorable service being, you keep your nose clean, don't get speeding tickets, disrespect authorities, and do what you're told. I don't agree with some of our policies, by I'm going to follow them because I gave my word that I would. We all support foreign wars through taxes whether we like it or not.
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>>27127431

I'm thinking of saving up enough $$$ from my drill (re-enlisted in NG somehow) to travel to France and join the Legionnaires

But still thinking it over. Plus I can't find any private firms where I live.
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>>27127627
Babysit Junior enlisted and make rule on what they can and can't do, with the intention to keep them out of trouble. If you want to become an officer, have a degree in the field you want to go into. Or you can go to an officer course from enlisted, which is a hard process I hear.
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>He masturbates more than once a day
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>>27127676
Stay assmad, enlistcuck
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>>27127785
>He masturbates at all
How am I supposed to breed if your swimmers dont work
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>under 6'2
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>>27127824
Fuck you.
If you ever see real combat I'm going to roll that grenade down the hill.
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>>27127676
I'll be damned if they mouth off to a gunney
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>>27127859
I've seen it happen but Gunney mouths off way harder than their diaper-wearing ass ever will.
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He peed in a Gatorade bottle because he was a fucking jew who wouldn't spend money on water bills
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>>27127779
yeah i've got the degree, but there are few openings for research in economics at undergrad, so i'm just trying to find somewhere i can work toward a masters in stat or data science that will slide into an econ phd.
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>>27126864
>doesn't go to the gym

no excuse for being an unhealthy pos
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Both the "red flags for boys" and for girls threads are bullshit. Face it, if you're browsing /r9k/ probably you don't have a bf/gf and in that case having a long list of red flags is pretty idiotic.

You just like to fantasize that you're good enough to have red flags on a chinese imageboard.
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>>27126864
I used to eat Peanut Butter sandwiches all throughout my early childhood. I also grew about 5-6 inches a year (I know this because my family recorded it each year). Suddenly an influx of kids with peanut allergies came in, and so they banned peanut butter. I started eating soynut butter sandwiches, and I literally only grew an inch. Next year, I switched schools, ate peanutbutter sandwiches again, and grew 5 inches like normal. I'll never touch that stuff again.
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>he doesn't pay for anime
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>>27128455
I-i-i import BDs of shows I really like, does that count?
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>>27126884
Fuck that shit's impossible to get right

Do you know how much harder it is to do whilst fucking as well? I've completed IWBTG and still this eludes me
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>>27126944
Is there a difference between loving your mother and respecting her and being a momma's boy? Cause I love my mom to death and do stuff with her all the time but I don't let her control the decisions I make as an adult.
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>>27128506
You also have to buy manga and at least SOME figures.
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>>27126864
Soy gives me gas cunt. If you really want me to eat it and fart in your face all night it can be arranged.
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>>27126944
W-what's a momma's boy? I love my mom, does that make me a mommas boy?
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>>27128379
This response was a green flag for me

>please be a girl
>please be my gf
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>>27128680
I have an import subscription of specific manga magazines and always buy many older ones during Japan trips. And figures are a given, my monthly figure budget is usually around 700-1000euro, I save up the rest of my money. I also am fluent in moon if that is important.
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>>27128455
Why would you pay for digital media?
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>>27128575
When you on top, just reach down with one hand while thrusting and rub the top of the labia, if you feel that little bump just massage in a circular motion
from behind, its the same, much easier too
from the side can be tricky but its not impossible
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Jesus chrisT look at that mess of stylistic choices in ops pic, wtf are those eyes, noses, hair, ultra sharp chin. Disgusting, wouldnt watch that anime even if it had the best plot in the world
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>>27127188
Sup jarhead? 11bangbang here, I agree. Military life has been pretty good for me so far. I've got plenty of skills and I'm smart, being in the service only opens more doors.
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>>27128749

I'd transition for you, cutie poo, but my gender is so fluid that I don't even know where to transition from.
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>>27128811
Don't be so tsun, anon. I know you only want more of Red Chaika to be posted.
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>>27126942
To laugh at losers
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>>27128899
Fred is objectively the best girl.
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>>27128818
Pog ass bitch here. Heavy equipment. Doing some guys firewatch so he could go to a game. People only see all the benefits, and never see all the suck about military
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>>27126864
Soy products have estrogen in them.
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>>27127338
If you don't get all happy and excited around doggos then you suck and i don't want to date you.
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