>22nd birthday night
>mom takes me out for drinks and dinner at the casino
>start get a bit happy/inebriated
>actually begin to bond with my mother
>we open up with one another, exchange personal secrets
>thoroughly enjoy my meal too
>go back home
>decide to watch cable together
>fifty shades of fucking grey is on
>sexual tension
>.......
>*15 minutes later* relief of sexual tension is underway
>I'm honestly fucking her doggy style in the pussy on our leather couch
>smoking hot tits and ass bouncing up/down
>legs up the air, screaming at the top of her lungs
>losing my virginity to the only woman I've ever loved
>about to bust my absolute nut
>she's moaning but starts instructing me to pull out
>too fucking late, this feels too good
>cum inside of the hole I literally crawled out of 22 years ago
>*mutual guilt ensues*
>she makes us both some cocoa, and we proceed onto our separate quarters to sleep
>begin to sober up and realise what I've done
>legitimately don't want to be a father figure (R.I.P Dad)
>I came that much inside her I'll be surprised if she doesn't get pregnant
>she's young too - not menopausal or anything
>also genuinely shit-scared she'll want to keep it
>she's a young mother who always wanted another, especially since I'm moving out to college shortly.
>what do.
>could I ever look my mutant brother in the eye? let alone my own mother at this point.
I'm expecting an awkward confrontation when she gets home from work today... Fml.
Happy 22nd birthday, Daniel. I'm sure his is always how you envisioned losing your virginity.
Morning after pill dumb ass
>>27126211
No time to criticize. No time to moralize.
Just turn the fight and win.
Enjoy your mutant abomination of a child, OP.
>>27126238
Did you even read it? I honestly think she'll want to keep it...
If you disregard the guilt etc. it was one of the most magical nights of my life. Shame it may have dire consequences now. You wouldn't believe me if I said she was super Christian and anti-abortion, would you...
what kind of fucked up english is that? also, continuity error in your bullshit story:
>doggy style
>smoking hot tits and ass bouncing up/down
>legs up the air
>I came that much inside her I'll be surprised if she doesn't get pregnant
biology, by op
>>27126424
I was honestly waiting for that to be pointed out.
In regards to the fucked-up English, is there any particular excerpt you take issue with?
that's why happends when you spend you life on a board filled with people with no self control and fucked up fetishes.
i started nofap. never looked back.
>>27126654
>>27126424
And you complain about my English.
>>27126672
i may have bad english. but i did not fuck my mom.
you should get out of 4chan before you fuck your dog or your grandma
>>27126729
My dogs a smokin' hot poodle with like 8 fucken tits, man.
>>27126791
so phunny :o)
>>27126815
Yeah I thought it was pretty funny, too.
>>27126211
Oh man great story, really got me rock hard. I almost feel like i gotta rub one out now
>>27126916
Nothing like some incestuous preggo milfsex to really get your goat goin' amirite?
I'm probably not right...
post pics of hot milf
>>27126424
sounds like his family already have a history of incest
>>27126968
Nice. Although once again I was aware of the inconsistencies prior to the posting. I'd just hoped to dupe some people before they were made apparent. I did.
>>27126211
I have a good advice 4 u m8, if she wants to keep it, THEM MAKE A FALCON PUNCH
>>27126945
No you were right
>>27126211
Thanks for making me hard asf, op. Anyone has some good incest porn?
>>27126211
I feel like this is bait.
>>27127663
Well I felt the insides of my own mother, so I win.
>>27126211
theres no way this isn't made up .
>>27126424
>replying to a troll thread
pics or it didnt happen derp
