>out drinking
>talkin w/ cute girls
>tell her my job and she started laughing
>"so you're a nerd then?"
Instantly stopped liking this girl.
Should've shown her my bank account and walked away.
nerd isn't an insult anymore, faggot
>>27124002
Shut up, nerd
How do you like that? Dingus
>>27124016
I'm not a dingus, you hipster.
>>27124016
me and pretty much all the gfs I've ever had call each other "nerd" affectionately
nerd stopped being an insult like ten years ago, man
>>27124042
I'm not a hipster, you cockadoodoo
>>27124049
Too bad They only think Sheldor and The other boss banging game theorist are the cute 'nerds'
>>27124002
Normies don't know that. You'd be surprised how many of them have the exact same mindsets that people in the 80s-2000s had. If you're a virgin or like anything that isn't having sex and partying, you're a pathetic loser and a no-life nerd to them. Being a "nerd" is only "cool" when they want it to be, like when they want to play Call of Duty or some shit.
>>27124049
Fuck you and leave forever
>>27123995
So, are you a nerd?
Anyone who finds nerds to not be degenerate(real kind not /pol/ kind) wastes of lives are closet nerds that will also be used as living targets for knife throwing competitions.
Only nerds will disagree. Anyone else, I'll warn you now that even after two shots, my lightweight ass can throw with the best. I'm going for gold.
>>27124062
>If you're a virgin or like anything that isn't having sex and partying, you're a pathetic loser and a no-life nerd to them.
You say that like it isn't a statement of fact
>>27124073
I'm an avionics specialist on fighter aircraft.
Highly doubt that's nerd-like at all.
>>27124100
Don't worry, that bitch was probably used to slutting it up with unemployed douche bags. Nothing of value was lost.
>>27124100
Well, you're not exactly a chiseled and tan concretor.
>>27124100
Shit man, I was always a plane fanatic. Any stories to tell? What was the last fighter you worked on, if I'm using the right terms?
>not lying about your job
>not lying about everything
>>27124134
F15E currently.
Been enlisted for 9 nears.
Just got my first incentive flight (I fly in the back seat) last week.
Totally kicked my ass.I have a whole new respect for pilots.
Work-wise. The job is long and annoying. Not exactly hard. Just when shit breaks hard, you're there for 12+ hours.
>>27124042
>I'm not a dingus
YOU KNOW YOU"RE A DINGUS
>college
>my group of friends met a group of girls at a party
>I'm the autist virgin in our group but I'm not bad looking so one of the girls takes a liking to me
>thisisit.jpeg
>about to get my first girlfriend
>going party-hopping for awhile, end up at my friend's dorm and we start drinking and playing music
>I plug my iPod in to play some of my music
>the girl I brought doesn't know whose iPod it is
>"Oh my god this music is terrible"
>goes to change the song, looks through iPod
>"This music is fucking terrible, there's literally nothing worth listening to on here"
>seething with anger I refuse to talk to her again
>she ends up fucking a friend of mine after I stop showing her attention
>>27123995
>Should've shown her my bank account and walked away.
I don't understand what you wanted to accomplish by doing this?
>>27125624
bitches like that only care about money
he wanted her to come crawling back to him once she saw his dank account filled with monies.
>>27123995
>she's clearly playfully flirting with you
>fuggin wimmin dond abbreciate muh indellect :DDDD
>>27125719
Yeah, I was actually thinking that that was flirting too.
>>27125779
OP dun goofd
>>27125779
>>27125719
>>27125797
If she was flirting she would have said something about how she liked nerds
Then again, none of us were there so we don't actually understand anything about the situation
We don't know what sort of intonation she said it with or the expression she had on her face
>>27123995
Give it 5+ years and then your bank account will be the most important thing to her.
Until then, it poor Chad, rich Chad, couchsurfer Chad, but only Chad.
>>27125608
Are you sure you aren't me? I have no idea how many potential hook ups I have destroyed by clinging on to my fundamentalist music taste.
>>27124119
Girls aren't actually attracted to those jobs
They are attracted to guys who look like they could put down investment banking or whatever and go do those jobs with extreme ease and then go back to making actual money
>>27125819
>If she was flirting she would have said something about how she liked nerds
Nope
>>27125819
If OP would have tried to remove her social mask by showing her his bank account it would have been extremely painful for her. After all, OP seems to be a big guy.
