>ITT: words you will never hear
"I love you!"
>Wow anon, great moves, keep it up. Proud of you.
>I'm proud of you son
OOOOOriginal
>>27123160
I actually did hear that.
"Gosh I love you Anon, you're my favourite project partner!"
>>27123160
>I missed you
>You make me so happy
You are very important for us
> you got the job
>>27123195
Trust me, it's better not to hear it.
>"I'm proud of you"
Quit fucking lying, I'm a disappointment and you know it.
I wish you'd fuck me everyday
>>27123195
Heard it but they probably noticed I considered suicide so they tried to cheer me up...
>>27123160
This just means a bitch has baby rabies for you and has designs on making you her slave or ruining your life if you don't hit the snooze button on her biological clock.
God damn, it feels good to have life experience.
I've heard it, many many times from a girl who never meant it
>You are kind of cute. I think I'm in love with you.
Cut the crap, m8, I'm not going to fuck you.
>u are ugly anyway lmao did you really believe anything that I said?
>Hey uh.. Anon.. Would you go out with me?
That was the best sex I've ever had.
>>27123776
> being cucked
Hahahaha.
>>27123160
>you are so cute anon
>anon...i think i like you...
>>27123160
>You cant handle the truth
>I'm not going anywhere
Originallll
>you're the best thing that happened in my life, anon
>b-but I'm a boy Anon
I want to be with you forever and always
>You are worth something.
>>27124029
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZVMG91Uoeh
I can take requests to say nice things!
>>27124056
+9+++++++++++++++5+
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MC0G-Lbuuk
+1+++++++++++++++2+
>>27124343
jesus christ. It's been a while since i heard that one.
>>27123444
>bunch of /r9k/ buzzwords
>life experience
at least you got trips
>>27123160
i was told today, anon, but i didn't get the feeling from it that i wanted to, because she didn't mean it that way
>>27124512
The Roastie Defense Force, ladies and gentlemen.
>>27123160
She told me she loves me. She got upset when I wouldn't say it back and dragged it out of me. She never meant it, but I did.
>>27124997
>She got upset when I wouldn't say it back and dragged it out of me
I had this once. For those that haven't yet but may find themselves in the position of it happening to them, don't let them drag it out of you as anon says. They're just insecure and it means nothing if you don't say it for the right reason
It can really fuck with your head, famalams
>>27123160
I don't think the Crimson Behelit was a good picture relating to the thread desu
>>27123160
>"P is not equal to NP"
>i want you to fuck me
>I want to be with you forever
>I never want to break up with you
>Please never leave me
Bernie Sanders is now president
>>27123160
>"how was your day, anon?"
>"have a good night! Don't let the bed bugs bite! I love you."
Tfw no mommy gf
>>27126592
Maybe someday it will reach my ears
