This came out my ass. How fucked am I?
>>27121683
Thats prob Hemorrhoid
>cut
Also, was it a hard poop?
If so hemorrhoids, so start consuming more fiber
>>27121683
Probably a hemorrhoid or a fissure. Not too big of a deal though I'd recommend seeing a doctor to be on the safe side. It'll probably heal up on its own anyway, just be gentle when you wipe.
The blood is deep red which is a good sign. Probably a hemroid or something non life threatening.
If its black and in your poop you are pretty fucked though.
>>27121740
Yeah basically last week I had a 4-5 days worth of shit and it came out all at once when I started pushing
I had eaten a bunch of pomegranates and beets so I thought it was red for that reason
>>27121683
What exactly is that corporeous organic form in between your legs?
It doesn't look phalic nor escrotal at all.
>>27121683
is your anus naturally resistant to infection, bc i used to bleed whenever i took a large shit but never got a disease or sth.
>>27121790
>If its black and in your poop you are pretty fucked though.
as this would imply what?
>>27121861
A very severe bacterial infection.
>>27121848
don't really understand what ass infection would be like, but I can't stomach hot foods but I eat them anyways
>>27121861
>>27121875
Yes but also colon cancer.
>>27121861
>>27121875
Or a tear deep in the bowel, some sort of deep intestinal bleeding.
Op, go to the hospital, but you're not 10000% fucked
>>27121820
>4-5 days worth of shit
Bud, if you arent shitting at least once a day, take laxatives so you dont shit blood.
>>27121930
>Bud, if you arent shitting at least once a day
What the fuck. Most people shit 3-4 times per week, or less.
>>27122015
your ass must really get raped everytime you shit
>>27122015
Once a day unless you're anorexic. You really think it's normal to walk around for days, packed inside with an ever increasing amount of literal shit?
>>27122015
You think people only shit 3-4 times a week? What planet are you on? People shit at least once a day.
Please show us your dick
its 99% an internal hemorrhoid
other 1% would be an IBD, really bad infection, or colon cancer
>>27123092
I shit 3 times a week at most. My metabolism is awful.
I'm guessing it's 3 inches flaccid ? Come on tell me how big you are
>>27122015
I shit twice a day, feels good.
Probably an anal fissure.
![what-is-the-proper-way-to-poop-featured[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/VqfFHxR.png "what-is-the-proper-way-to-poop-featured[1].png")
This wouldn't happen if you poo in squat position.
Recently I got int he habit of just shitting in a disposable cup or bowl, putting it in a plastic bag in the trash instead of using the toilet. This way I can get a full natural squat not just stick my ass out over the toilet, and there's no mess to clean up from all the shit placed in the toilet above the water so it doesn't splash but leaves lots of smears.
>>27123565
And when he doesn't have a squatting toilet he can look forward to this.
>>27122015
This is accurate. People vary in how often they have to shit. Depends on what you eat, exercise and just innate stuff.
3-4 times a week isn't odd.
>>27123581
>>27123565
Put a footstool in front of the toilet.
>>27123581
What the fuck is that..
>>27123565
I just lay down some paper (tfw rich) and bend myself forwards. If it's a tough shit I'm practically in that squatting position except rotated so my torso is facing straight down.
>>27122015
I'm also like that mate. Don't worry, all these faggots who shit once or even more everyday are the real fuckers with a fucked up metabolism.
For you to shit everyday you need to be overweight and eat a lot of unhealthy food. I know this from living with people like this. The fatty would always shit twice a day and the healthy skinny people around every second day, sometimes rarely more if they really ate a lot a certain day.
Look up Anal Fissure
i have this
you need surgery m8
Seems like you were very fucked last night
Someone asked for my dick
>>27123719
>inflated condom on dick
Ah so that's how you measure.
>>27123755
Its a penis extender
>>27123719
Oh come, Who made you wear that shit ? Put it off let me see that beauty. I need to see the whole shaft
>>27122015
I actually go only once a week, every thursday. It's my "poop day". It's been like that since I was a kid pretty much and I've never had a problem
>>27123800
My girlfriend did. She wanted a bigger dick.
>>27122015
No they don't. They go 1-2 times A DAY.
I was going 3 times per week in boot camp and they put me on laxatives and milk of magnesia
>>27124084
Dude wtf dump that bitch. Please show me your dick now, just please.
>>27124084
>staying with a woman that is not happy with how you are
God blokes today are fucking pussies.
>>27121683
try a 2 week diet of vegan no gluten.
>>27124159
What a cunt! Wanting to feel something during sex
Sorry to OP but I don't blame her at all and I'm sure neither does she.
>>27121790
I see this advice every time, but I can not imagine what black blood would look like, or how you would differentiate it from the rest of your shit
>>27121861
If your shit is black it means you're bleeding internally. Usually it means you simply have a severe ulcer, but it can be something worse.
>>27121836
Shots fuckin' fired.
>>27121861
My buddy and I were sick a few weeks ago and as we were getting better are shit was black, 99% sure it was just from the infection. Unless it persists I think you will be gucci.
>>27121683
depends how hard you got fucked
>>27123581
Oh fuck, this has made me paranoid now.
I've been squatting to shit for years and this has not happened yet. Do you think that the toilet seat might help to distribute weight more evenly?
>>27121683
Dat dick tip
Show the rest.
>>27121861
internal bleeding dumb ass
minutes to die
