just umm.. pick the ones that will make your life the least terrible
>gun with 1 bullet
>>27120473
>consoles 14
>chromebook 18
>gourmet 10
>treadmill 8
this is basically my life already
22 stick bugs and a fleshlight fampai
>>27120584
> not choosing PC
dude are you 10
>>27120473
>Allison
>Treadmill and weights
>3 instruments
>Puppy
>Gourmet food
If the garden/greenhouse is actually outdoors, last 8 points go to that. Otherwise it's ipod/books/speakers.
>>27120691
you know what I guess I could just emulate my ps2 and ps3 games
i'll switch console for pc
>>27120473
treadmill 8
pills 8
gourmet food 10
tv 10
books 4
pool table 2
garden 8
>best friend
>garden
>candy
>5 guns
>Weed
>Psychedelics
>Eliza
>Books
>internet
>fast food
>junk food
Wow, easy.
If I just had unlimited books and goumet food life would be much, much better than it is now
>>27120473
>TV
>Ipod
>Books
>Gourmet Food
>Weed
>Alcohol
>Tobacco
>Pills
>Junk Food
living the dream lads
also robotinoriginal
>>27120473
TV
Gourmet Food
Allison
Treadmill/Weights
Instruments (Guitar, Keyboard, Drums)
>Chromebook
>speakers
>gourmet food
>kitten
>instruments
>moot
sounds good to me
>>27120473
Four moots, four guns
treadmill & weights - 8
greenhouse - 8
ipod - 2
speakers - 2
books - 4
alcohol - 4
kitten - 6
psychedelics - 4
gourmet food - 10
48/50
>implying gaming pc isnt the most useless thing
>TV with all movies and shows - 10
>Chromebook with internet - 18
>iPod with all music - 2
>Gourmet food - 10
>Unlimited Junk Food - 2
>Unlimited pills (need ambien to sleep) - 8
Easy as fuck
>Allison
>Treadmill and weights
>3 Instruments
>iPod with all music
>gourmet food
>unlimited books
>garden with greenhouse
If I became a good enough musician within the 10 years given to where I could have a sustainable career afterwards, I wouldn't even ask for the 10 million dollars.
>>27120930
just throw in the junk food for 2 points man you'll want some chips and candy every now and then.
Why can't we have sex with the MIT professor?
Anyway, I choose the gun with the bullet and finally end this miserable existence.
>>27120473
Just the computer and the chromebook and the prison food. The weed and cigs would be nice though. This is way too easy. With the extra points maybe moot.
>>27120473
>pc
>music
>books
>gruel
>junk food
>snek
>alison
>treadmill
>rubik's cubes
>alcohol
inb4 NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>surround-sound speakers
>nourishing gruel
>stick bug
easy
>Gayman PC
>Chromebook
>iPod
>Speakers
>Junkfood
>Fastfood
>Pupper
Pretty much how I live already desu
>all consoles and games
>Chromebook with internet
>gourmet food
>treadmill and weights
Play the games and the Internet for entertainment (doesn't say anything about not being able to use the Internet to watch anime/TV), eat the gourmet food, and start working out
>Eliza
>Allison
>Treadmill
>Psychedelics
>TV
>Fast food
>Speakers
25 stick bugs and the gruel, thanks
>>27120473
Obvious:
>treadmill/weights 8
>Allison 18
>gourmet food 28
Then personal taste
>tv 38
>instruments 46
>alcohol 50
>>27120473
>Unlimited books
>tv
>garden
>eliza
>gourmet food
>treadmill and weights
My only concern is that the tv might distract me from the books / weights. Also I wouldn't want Eliza around all the time, just bring her in when i demand her. I think this would really straighten me out t b h. Any anons got a basement and $10 million?
>gourmet food
>consoles and games
>books
>psychs
>eliza
>instruments (guitar, sax, piano)
This is way better than my life it is, thanks farn
>>27120473
>Allison
>Eliza
>gourmet food
>treadmill and weights
>psychedelics
>books
>ipod
>speakers
>spend the next 10 years getting /fit/, tripping out on drugs, and fucking two women.
>unlimited psychedelics
>48 stickbugs
Most of those are retarded.
I'll take the gourmet food, books, hot athletic girlfriend with her treadmill and weights, and a tv with "all movies" (wut?) to watch films.
If I pick "Best Friend" but I have no friends do I magically get a real friend?
>Allison
>Treadmill and weights
>TV
>Books
>Gourmet food
>Garden
>Life is the same except I have sex, better food and read instead of browsing 4chan. I wanted to get puppy because I'd miss my own puppo but oh well 10 million dollars and he'd be pretty confined anyway.
>>27120473
>Allison
>Treadmill and weights
>3 Instruments of my choice (piano, guitar, saxophone)
>Unlimited Books
>Gourmet Food
>Weed
>Ipod
>Speakers
>>27121014
>junk food
>not based stick bug
Having a stick bug and a kitten in the same house seems like a blast.
>gaming pc
>ipod
>speakers
>junk food
>fast food
>eliza
>treadmill and weights
>pool table
>psychedelics
weed-6
psychedelics-4
eliza-10
gourmet food-10
tv-10
books-4
ipod-2
speakers-2
pool table-2
the vidya is too expensive dudes.
>>27120473
>Ipod with all music - 2pts
>Unlimited books - 4pts
>Gourmet food - 10 pts
>Allison - 10pts
>Treadmill and weights - 8pts
>Garden with greenhouse - 8pts
>3 instruments of my choice - 8pts
Find a flaw.
>>27120473
>chromebook (internet)
>best food
>treadmill and weights
This place lacks a workshop. So I think I'll get a
>bff puppy
>all the books
>puppy and fleshlight are the same price
Reminder that the chromebook is the most points-effective choice. It includes everything you could get from the
>ipod
>tv
>books
The benefits you would get from any of these choices are negligible at best.
>Physical pages
Like you're going to get screen glare in a basement
>Bigger screen
You'd never have more than two people watching at a time
>portability of the ipod
Again, you're in a fucking basement.
All three of those choices clock in at 16 points, only two points cheaper than the laptop.
Meaning that, for only 2 extra points, you get the only choice that lets you
>keep up to date on current events
>contact the outside world
>put money in the stock market
>shitpost
>record audio/video
>>27120473
>moot
>fleshlight
>rubik's cube collection
>gun with 1 bullet
>>27121602
it doesn't specify if you can pick the puppies gender
Alison, Chromebook, gourmet food, pills, snek
Flawless. Covers all your basic needs. Sex, food, entertainment, substance abuse, and exercise.
>>27120473
25 stick bugs
>>27120473
This sounds kind of like the movie Oldboys. I'd get
>treadmill and weights - 8
>tv - 10
>ipod - 2
>kitten - 6
>books - 4
>alcohol - 4
>gourmet food - 10
>fleshlight - 6
Once I get out, I'll have read a million books and watched a million hours of TV and movies to learn how to be an expert fighter, then I find out who locked me away for 10years and I hunt them down to get answers.
This is assuming I don't get the money when I get out.
This is far too easy!
chromebook with internet
unlimited books
fast food
weights
all pills
allison
This is a hard improvement to my current and poorly furnished basement setup
Chrome book to stay connected with outside world
Books so I can learn
Weights and treadmill so I'm not a fatass
Gourmet food so I'm not a fatass
Instruments so I can learn shit
Rubies cubes cause I have 2 points left
>>27120473
>chromebook
>gourmet food
>allison
>treadmill and weights
>unlimited psychedelics
Anything other than this combo is objectively wrong.
>>27120473
>kitchen & pantry has been removed
Fuck that, I wanna cook my own food.
>tv & movies
>pc
>music
>books
>kitchen, let's assume 8 points cost
>instruments
>alcohol
>treadmill/weights
>Alison
>Alison
>Alison
>Alison
>stick bug
>prison food 4
>best friend 10
>weights and treadmill 8
>books 4 26
>garden 8
>pupper 6
>Ipod 2
>rubix cubes 2
And eh, moot I guess. We'd all get really swole and kmowledable
