>Told a girl online I'm female
>I'm actually a 100% straight transphobic male
>poof whenever I feel like it during ERP
>thirsty bitches still all over my D because I have actual writing skills
>>27120104
I wish I had actual writing skills. I'm infinitely better at making qts than erping with them.
>>27120104
I know what you mean.
I can write a good fucking porno desu.
>>27120509
Unfortunately, I don't really like ERPing now. It bores the shit out of me.
I'm also only marginally better than those I poof on, given that people have spent forever planning with me and then disappear within a half an hour of starting.
God that shit drives me nuts. I also wish I could play an interesting, non-alpha male character and get some attention, but no, everyone wants fat-dicked shemales and giant fat monster males on the internet.
>>27120593
>God that shit drives me nuts. I also wish I could play an interesting, non-alpha male character and get some attention, but no, everyone wants fat-dicked shemales and giant fat monster males on the internet.
Oh godddd
Whenever I play with girls, it's always the same: They want some abusive alpha male who will piss down their neckholes during some orc-elf-rape fantasy RP. I'm not kidding you. And the worst part is, when they play their "submissive" role, they just end up being lazy as fuck.
>Write a pretty detailed scene about what's going on
>Girl: "I get down on my knees and suck your dick"
Like, am I doing this wrong? Is it supposed to be little quips or something?
>>27120104
>poof
you are a poof desu
>>27120625
Goddamn, I know how that is senpai.
>oh hey can you add some XXX into the scene eventually?
>ok
>Girl: I do XXX and look at you
Whenever I play with someone who actually seems to have some idea of what they're doing or is making an effort, I just automatically assume they're male. Though, I'll take one line sentences over those fucks that want multiparagraph iterations that allow almost no interaction whatsoever.
>>27120726
>Though, I'll take one line sentences over those fucks that want multiparagraph iterations that allow almost no interaction whatsoever.
I feel you anon. You really just gotta have that balance. No one-liners, and no walls of fucking text. Because then YOU'RE obligated to hit them back with a wall of text, and it stops being mutually sexy and then just becomes tedious.
Find the nice, visceral detail in the scene, move it along with just enough to keep the other interested. It's a fine line to walk, and one I'm pretty ashamed to say I've walked before.
>ERP often
>always told I'm good at writing
>kink mood always changes
>No one knows how to yan or monstergirl, among other things
I wish I was more easily worked up. I can't do these basic scenes that don't last.
>>27120726
That wasn't the image I wanted to post.
>>27120687
No you are fag.
>>27120760
You've got it just right, anon. Describe what's going on in a way that isn't vapid or pointless; identify interesting bits without going overboard, and keep the play going.
Post limits are the dumbest bullshit. I just respond with what is appropriate given what is happening in the scene. You don't need three fucking paragraphs to describe a character's response to a question, holy FUCK.
Also, fuck every piece of shit that uses the term hues or orbs to describe eyes. It's so sickeningly purple and goofy.
O-okay I suppose an ERP discussion general is fine too.
>>27120593
If I were any good in ERP I'd definitely feel more attracted to more grounded roleplay instead those ridiculous big dick power fantasies. But then again I'm someone who gets off to small dicks getting humiliated by assertive lolis and what not.
>>27120078
>told dad that I'm going to law school
>I'm actually planning to kill myself before finishing undergrad
>>27121039
>But then again I'm someone who gets off to small dicks getting humiliated by assertive lolis and what not.
Not bad, anon. I happen to like little penises because I think they're just cute.
>>27121088
Well then at least I could ERP as the real me when it comes to penis cuteness.
