Just had to bee myself I guess
Not your personal blog, kid.
Are you gay, female or trans?
>>27119915
Hold old is he?
>>27119933
it's a text simulator. weak b8.
>>27119926
Psh, nothing personal kid
Ps, notyour personal kid
Not your personal blog kid
>>27119915
What?
His name is Dad
>>27119951
Don't think those exist for ios7 chat
>>27119985
Oh shit nigga, it is
>>27119915
>18 messages unchecked
>texting a horny tranny
fuck off chad
>>27119933
I'm a straight dude, it's mostly just because I'm really tall or my eyes. Personality wise I don't have a lot to offer
>>27119915
>sent at 9:44
>time says 10:13 on your phone
why havnt you responded nigga
>>27120038
No I'm in your community fucking shit up
Katy perry invented Pepe
>>27120065
I don't really know what to say.
"Ok"?
Or like "yeah sounds good"
I mean how to I answer that
>>27120022
>>27119985
its El something you tards
>>27120094
So this is where I'm at now
>>27120140
nigga i dont think any of us know what to d in this situation
>>27120140
keep us updated
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>27120329
How do I tell her I don't want her THAT bad but I'm still interested in fucking
>>27120397
Just go over to her place and let her suck you off. Why are you doing this weird text foreplay?
>>27120397
i guess you would just say you want her
dont say that you could do without it or you might fuck up your chance
>>27120397
Holly shit I'm a fucking huge verg autistic loner but man that is not how you talk to a girl who just asked to suck your dick
>I asked first
Is this elementary school?
Tell her you want to force her down on your cock or something with a little aggressiveness, girls love being dominated and controlled, it's their natural state of being.
Now take charge of that bitch man.
>>27120505
this. what the fuck are you still doing here? go fugg that whore and never talk to her again :D:D:D
>>27120397
Don't fucking tell her that?
Just fuck her dude, don't be a sperg and mess this up
>>27120505
Yeah but it's so fun to tease her
>>27120633
My god, I can feel your spaghetti falling out of your pockets
Don't come into our board to ask for advice then not listen to it. Just fuck her and then GTFO normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27120633
you're playing a dangerous game my friend. just fucking go get your dick sucked
Just had to be there eating Pringles.
>>27119915
FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I BET YOU HAVE A 8 INCHER OR SOMETHING
Hell yeah man! Go get that duck sucked! This post made me smile. What's the story about you too? How'd you meet, how did things progress etc. etc.
>>27120633
OP, just fucking tell Lily that she can go rot in hell and that you're sick of her mind games and reverse psychological bullshit.
quit fucking around if you actually wanna do something. ask her when she's free, invite her over to chill. enough of this stupid ass "hurrr what do u wanna do with me durr"
>>27120694
We both work in a youth group kinda thing, she had guy troubles so I told her I'm pretty experienced with relationships and offered to help. Her thing didn't work out (partially my fault) but she really appreciated the effort, so since then she's been hitting on me and now we're here
>>27120689
7 and 1/2, but 8 if you count the curve I guess. I don't see how that affects anything though she hasn't seen my dick
>>27120694
Oh and thanks for you interest! I'm glad it made you smile!
>>27120397
I wish a girl wanted me as badly as yours did.
Last time a girl got anywhere close to the cringey shit you're handling right now was over a year ago when I dated my last ex. "I can't stop thinking about you." Some random 3 am text. She claims she didn't remember sending it.
Then again bitch might be some desperate chubs mcgee.
