>tfw you go on a 2 hr fapathon
>fap to mediocre porn
>as soon as fapped I see a good porn but can't fap now
>tfw 8 hour methfap
I spent 3 hours every night after work edging
>>27119033
I was watching a series called white trash whore
>>27118939
> he needs meth to fap for 8 hours
>>27119050
post it here so I can masturbate
>tfw your dick hurts for 24 hours after fapping
>>27119351
I need meth to work up the motivation to get out of bed.
>>27119421
Search white trash whore on pornhub. It's interracial gangbangs
>>27119435
> I'm talking to an actual methhead
> I can't come up with any interesting questions
Do you have any physical degeneracy? Like, skin lesions or bad teeth?
>>27119530
Not really.
I'm not a full on methhead, I probably only use it once a week.
>tfw on the 3rd day of a 7 day binge
I haven't had a boner in 2 days fuck you I would kill for a 2 hour fap marathon
>>27118797
Fuck, I know that feel all too well, my nigg.
>tfw you spend an hour fapping and the orgasm doesn't even feel that good
That's nothing. Some nights I edge for 8 hours.
>tfw 10 minutes is considered a fapathon for me
>start of fapping to naked girl pictures on playboy or whatever
>gradually get into videos, was scared because of viruses lol
>start of with lesbian shit, first porn video ever was sasha grey and bree olson
>gradually get into guy/girl
>eventually get into fetishes like gangbangs and bdsm
>slowly lose interest in all of the above
>find myself looking up girls i know on facebook/instagram and fapping to them now gets me the biggest rush
>mfw iv'e literally gone full circle
maybe its brain telling me to impregnate these girls i know so i can procreate
>tfw just did that
>tfw entering trance state where I feel like I'm in a character of a doujin I'm reading's shoes and then feeling all kinds of pleasure
>that heavenly smug feeling of light grandiose after you cum
this is awesome
>>27120396
>grandiose
I think you're using that word wrong bud
>>27118753
you mean edging for 2 hours or skeet skeet skeet as many times as you can nut it?
>>27120436
extravagantly or pretentiously imposing in appearance or style.
"the court's grandiose facade"
synonyms: magnificent, impressive, grand, imposing, awe-inspiring, splendid, resplendent, superb, striking, monumental, majestic, glorious, elaborate; More
>>27120470
I know what it means you dipshit how would you feel grandiose in front of nobody? What do you impress yourself? That hardly even makes sense
>>27120530
>What do you impress yourself? That hardly even makes sense
For you.
>tfw you just got through jacking off and this is the first thread you see
>>27120544
What the fuck does that even mean? You don't sound smart dude you have no reason to be smug
>>27120396
>I feel like I'm in a character of a doujin I'm reading's shoes
Are you saying this in the metaphorical sense, like you feel you are them, or are you a weird footfag and you're imagining you are literally inside their shoes?
>>27120574
Right now I feel light. I feel like a bird with a smile.
I understand that you may be suffering in some way in your life but I know none of that.
The time has come and so have I.
>>27120604
kek, no I feel like I'm them, I can even create certain sensations such as my body going all hot, or me becoming a girl and going crazy from sex and making an ahegao face
I am a king of masturbation, a God even. I just finished fapping to a god tier hentai manga as well.
>>27120637
Lol don't assume shit about me
Whatever dude I'm sure you're enlightened by your intelligence I hope ur 18 year old ass writes a good book ;)
>>27120659
>this amount of butthurt
I have a fetish for angry girls. You're making me horny so I must thank you for making me want to fap again. You have given me pleasure, if you were in front of me I'd pat your head so you could be rewarded but for now I must spread my wings and fly out of your window into the mistral of pleasure that awaits me.
So long.
>>27118753
>2 hr-
that's not even long anon- calm down
>>27120704
Ur a weird one my dude
Work on the vocab tho kiddo.. Your metaphor game was pretty week last post 2bQh
>tfw fapping to male fetish porn
>tfw not sure if bisexual, bored of regular porn, or just incredibly lonely
>Smoke weed in the house alone
>Proceed to fap for an hour straight
>Every stroke is euphoric
>Sometimes I will smoke a joint while fapping, its fucking glorious.
>>27120470
>>27120396
You should've used "grandiosity".
>get to page 550 of the paizuri tag on a booru during a fap session
Feels good
>>27121089
>tfw you get to around 600+ on dark_skin
>tfw now working my way across 'angry'
>tfw decide not to rush it
>spend 4 hours jerking it
>finish
>clean up
>realize you just wasted one sixth of the entire fucking day
>one third of waking hours
>felt good but feels bad man
>got absolutely furious about degenerate sexual behaviour a week and a half ago
>haven't even had an erection since
I think I broke my sex drive.
>tfw you go two weeks on nofap so you are horny enough to have good results with your prostate toys
>stop for a month
>try to start up again
>cant, last 5 mins or peter out with no reward after 3 hours
>literally the only joy left in my world
>2 years now
>>27118753
2k16 nofap is going strong
I did cum 2-3 times while tapping my dick after a wee, which was weird, but I'm guessing increased sensitivity.
Also kinda fapped twice while mega drunk. Otherwise my dick is getting dusty.
To any anons how'd like to stop the cycle:
>just don't touch your dick
> can't cum because of jew pills.
>>27119870
I see we have similar music tastes.
>>27119604
Stop using it man. You are destroying your chemical feedback systems in your brain, desensitizing yourself.
The sooner you stop using, the sooner you will feel better once the systems get tuned to former chemical levels.
But before that, withdrawals are going to be a bitch. Especially when you say that meth is what you use for motivation.
>>27118753
http://time.com/4201493/utah-pornography-public-health-hazard/
What are you guys's favorite lube brands?
