That kid thread?
I'll start
>that kid that sat at home playing Runescape on senior prom night
>>27118683
Aaaand the OP strikes close to home!
Op everyone here was that kid
That was me except I was paying cs source in a tcg store that had computers in the back
It was Halo Reach but yes
>>27118683 I'm currently high alching to 99 mage
>>27118683
>that kid who sat inside playing video games on prom night
That was fucking me too, OP. As well as for field trips and everything like that.
Fuck being trapped on a bus with dozens of normies. That's torture.
>>27118683
Diablo II for me.
I played Demon's Souls on prom night
>that kid that sat in a bathroom stall during lunch period
>>27118683
>that kid that mixed all of his leftover lunch into one shitstew
>that kid that brought shit and piss bags to school and tossed them on the bathroom walls
>that kid that actually made spitballs
Fuck all of them. Sperglord fucking autists that I was unfortunate enough to have to work with.
>That kid who sat alone at the back of the school during lunch cause no friends
>>27118824
I'm doing slayer.
On an ultimate ironman.
Feels bad.
>that kid that does projects by himself cuz no friends kek
>>27118858
I always ate a sandwich and just listened to that edgy linkin park album (forgot the name) for the whole time.
Also the stalls didn't have toliet seat covers (just the scythe shaped seats) so I always ended up with a sore ass.
Shit was rough, senpai.
>>27118683
>that kid that stank but no one told him because no one liked him
>that kid that was disabled but was annoying as fuck so no one could do shit
>that kid that was on the edge of social groups and people just tolerated
>that kid that tried to be edgy and hang himself with his earphones
>that kid that left class to "use the toilet" for half an hour
>that kid that could have achieved but wasted their potential
>that kid that never brought lunch to school
>that kid that was always borrowing money
>that kid that never studied and got the best grades anyway
>that kid that literally fucked a teacher
>that kid that tried to be sociable but everyone knew was actually depressed
How many of these were you in high school, robots?
>>27118943
e-every one but fucking a teacher
>>27118683
>that kid sitting on the bleachers discussing with akbar friend why reb and v0dka failed in columbine while the other kids are dancing with prom music.
>that kid who patiently waits for a girl to ask him to have a dance.
>>27118942
>that edgy linkin park album
It's called fucking Hybrid Theory you fucking retard. How could you forget the name of it?
>YOU LIVE WHAT YOU LEARNED!
>>27118683
I used to sit at basketball games like that. At least I could rub my balls against the bleachers with few noticing due to distance.
>>27118943
Guys, serious question.
How do normies smell good?
Honestly, I'd spend half an hour in the mornings scrubbing and rinsing and such and I'd still have people telling me I smell like shit and that I need to shower. (Yes, I put on doerdeant as well)
So how do they do it? Is it just all colgone or something?
>>27119022
Wipe your ass.
Trust me dude it goes a long way.
Wear baggy clothing that airs you out. Shave armpit hair. Anything that CAN trap the smell, will.
>>27118858
I literally did this every day from 9th grade until graduation. And every other day during 8th grade.
>That kid who shit his pants until 7th grade
I never really full-on pooped, I just held my poop in until it would creep out over the course of the day. A few times it got so bad that little pieces of it fell down my pants and out one of the legs. Most of the time it just left a poop stain on my underwear. I only shit once a week (Still do to this day but hold it in better) so this happened all the time.
>>27118683
MapleStory
... right moving on
>>27119082
Don't just wipe it with toilet paper, wash it with soap and water for best results, the rest is correct.
>>27119138
>MapleStory
The game literally only preteens play
>>27118989
Forfeit the game before somebody else takes you out of the frame, nigger
>>27118683
I sat alone in the auditorium before graduation ceremony :'^(
I was the only one
>>27118824
>not auto-clicking when you sleep
That was me. It was 2010 and I specifically remember playing this game that night.
>that kid that fell head over heels in love with a new girl literally every week
>>27118683
It was a Tarkovsky's movie
>>27118858
Did this in 6th to 8th grade
>that kid who hid in the bathroom during PE class whenever it was time for the class to go outside and run a mile
>that kid who had nobody to eat lunch with so he did laps around the school or sat in the library instead
>that kid who refused to go to his junior/senior proms
>that kid who didn't go to his graduation ceremony and instead sat at home and watched it being livestreamed on the internet instead
>that kid who watched the entire livestream of last year's graduation ceremony to get a 3-second glimpse of that senior girl he had a crush on
>that kid whose first time getting drunk was at 11:00pm on a school night, alone, in his room powerfishing trout at Barbarian Village, listening to A Perfect Circle
>>27118683
FUCK YOU OP
THERE WERE JUST NO GIRLS I WANTED TO ASK OUT AT THE TIME. TH-... THAT'S ALL.
>>27118858
>not fapping during lunchbreak
>that kid who was quiet and nerdy bit surprisingly athletic though wasn't in any of the sports
>that kid who spent computer class dicking around with the school's copy of photoshop and illustrator
>that kid who only read books from the manga section of the school's library
All me desu
>tfw have refused invitation and did not bother to invite someone to all 3 school social events/ 'proms'
>tfw I'm that kid who acts and thinks like a sperg but gets responses like a Chad
>that kid who inadvertently might have allowed someone to commit suicide/ attempt suicide
>that kid who brought all the intellectuals around him down to gossiping lazy teens
>that kid who was mastering Dio Brando/DIO movesets and combos on JoJo All Star Battle to 'VOODOO KINGDOM' by Soul'd Out on prom night.
> that kid who played Tekken Tag Tournament 2 with his best friend on prom night 2
> that kid who made a ridiculously complex plan to get a borderline psycho qt away from me
>that kid who just outright insults people and gets away with it because "oh anon's so sassy ahahh xD"
>That kid that didn't go to graduation
I'm glad I didn't go though.
>>27118683
oh. you actually knew when prom night was
>Ok class, choose your own groups for this project
>>27119911
pretty much the same, except I actually did do sports
>>27119991
>that kid who inadvertently might have allowed someone to commit suicide/ attempt suicide
>>27120050
>end up with some other weird kids that have no friends
>we wouldnt say a single thing to each other while the rest of the class chatters away
>that kid who shit in someone's shoes in the change room when no one was around
>that kid who then shit on a plate and nuked it in the cafeteria microwave since the shoes weren't good enough
Why are retards so obsessed with shit and piss? Also it turns out the kid was the son of one of the teachers at my highschool. I think he got expelled.
>>27118683
dumped my gf and skipped prom to play sims 3
>>27118683
If you dont enjoy people theres really no point forcing yourself to interact with them. You have to have basic communication down. This just comes through repetition. Everything else is optional.
>>27121958
I'm not a diagnosed retard but I do this all the time.
>shit on the seat and floor in a public toilet
>piss on the toilet paper
>throw shit over into the next occupied cubicle then run (only did this once)
>shit in clothes in store changing rooms
>shit in books in the uni library
>freeze shit in ziploc bags and leave in places like letterboxes, slip through open car windows, inside toy boxes in stores etc
>had explosive diarrhea in a mcdonalds queue and ran out (this was an accident)
It's hilarious knowing the rage I am so easily causing normies.
>>27118683
fuck that Runescape shit. i was playing Diablo 2 and Starcraft.
>that kid who smeared shit all over the football lockers during PE
>that kid who lit the locker room on fire
>that kid who used to pop open axe spray cologne cans and throw them over the rows of lockers like teargas grenades
>that kid who burned down the port-o-potties on the football field during lunch break
fuck man high school was so fun
>>27119022
>doerdeant
Well that's why it isn't working you fucking autist, you're supposed to use DEODERANT
I was that kid, but instead of Runescape it was Zelda. Anyway,
>that kid who sat in the corridoor watching videos every lunch time because no friends
>>27119022
Do you fart?
That shit gets all over your crack and when you spread your ASSCHEEKS, it reeks
>did you fart
>do you have ASSHAIR?
>checks butt
>oh god i really sharted
Be sure to really get in there, or invest in wet wipes if you can
>>27118712
Did your mum make you go or something?
I didn't even tell my parents about the HS formal or this lame fucking deb-for-guys "blue and gold ball" our school had
>>27118683
>that kid who would sit alone in every class
>that kid who only had one friend and the next closest thing was their friends that they sat with at lunch
>that kid that disappeared before and after school to go sit alone in a forest and consider suicide
>the kid that was mostly shy and introverted. But can be social at times.
Am i a normie?
>that kid who fainted when a girl asked him to dance with her
That was me. Then I power walked to bathroom, took a shit and climbed out of the window and ran home.
>>27118943
i was that lunch one
my dad stopped making me lunches in 5th grade so i would only bring things like pudding or whatever if there was some
>that kid who wasn't a retard but hung out with the retards anyway
>>27118683
>That kid who was too poor and didn't want to ask his parents for money to buy his senior yearbook or any yearbook.
>>27118824
im cooking senpai
almost 104m xp
>those kids who would wear cowboy boots to school
>that kid who listens to music while staring at the ceiling, while other kids in his age is having sex.
>that kid (me) who got the occasional pity invite to parties but contributed nothing and provided no value
>that kid who threw himself down a flight of stairs so he could go home from school early
>stayed home for 3 months due to injuries
I slept through my senior prom
Junior prom too
Sleep used to come so easily, it's crazy
>>27118858
I'm 18 and nearly finished college, still do this to an extent, I go into the changing rooms because no one uses the gym at college. I just sit there alone eating my lunch and staring at the wall.
I get bothered when people come into the changing room.
>that kid who didn't fuck a drunk out of her mind girl touching his dick in the bathroom as he was babysitting her drunk ass
In my defense, I thought she was batshit insane and it'd be a liability. She ended up going off the hook a couple of months later. She became anorexic, suicidal and everyone laughed at her.
You know what? Kids are fucking cruel creatures.
>that kid who fucking died
How did it happen at your school? At mine it was a special ed student who had a congenital heart condition that killed him during class. He died in a teacher's arms as he was carrying him towards the front of the school where an ambulance was headed.
>that kid who would never stand up or sing the national anthem
>that kid who always had gum
>that kid who was so good at icy towers, people stopped reading or talking in the study room just to watch him lose
i wish i had done something notable like that
>>27123663
I don't think we had anyone die in school but like a month after graduating one of the kids from my class died doing something stupid, I think it was surfing in the bed of a ute/pickup truck and got BTFO by a railway crossing boom gate they were trying to speed past before it closed? some shit like that.
>>27118877
Most boys in grade 5/6 and still for a bit of 7 made spitballs
>>27118683
I was so far out of loop socially in high school that our senior prom came and went without me ever even knowing when it happened.
>>27118683
>that kid who showed up to senior prom alone without a ticket just to look in the window from outside to see what it was like and then got told to leave by the school security guard
yep, that's me
>>27123687
A few months after I graduated, a kid from my graduating class died in a pole vaulting accident at his university. He missed the cushion, landed on concrete and broke his neck.
I graduated a few years ago and every year a few more people I knew in high school die, usually because of unfortunate accidents. Feels final destination, man.
>>27123663
A few months after graduating one of my classmates committed suicide - jumped off a cliff.
It was completely unpredictable - kid was one of the biggest Chads around, and a pretty nice guy although I didn't know him very well.
>>27122516
>when you slowly start to act more and more retarded just to fit in with them and everyone starts to think you're really a special needs kid
>>27123663
Boy suddenly collapsed playing football (soccer) in PE.
Died in hospital, had an "undisclosed medical condition" apparently.
>>27123663
Some douche hit a tree, apparently he was the only drunk one in a car full of sober people and was going 90.
I see the tree that ended him all the time kek.... Plus his parents and some suck ups post on his memorial page about how they miss him and shit.
Before you call me heartless just know that his nickname was "babby swag" and he was the normiest wannabe Chad there was
>>27123735
>>27123733
>>27123687
>>27123663
I was thinking the other day, I wonder how many people from my graduating class will survive until the first class reunion is held.
Which got me thinking, since people are a lot more connected these days with facebook and shit, will reunions even be held in the future?they'll probably forget to invite me if there is a reunion
>>27123740
>when you start to assimilate to the tard culture and discover it is more nuanced and welcoming than normie culture
>that kid who walked laps around the school interior alone every lunchbreak pretending he was running chores or on his way somewhere
>>27122545
>that kid who never had anyone to sign his yearbook, but his parents insisted on buy him one every year
>>27123663
glasgow bin lorry crash
>>27118683
>that kid that got the full mark on the written part of a project and a barely passable mark in the presentation
anxiety sucks senpaitachi
>>27123816
>tfw high school reunion shootings become a thing
>That kid that got along with people in school, but had no actual social life
>>27123841
>that kid who writes profanity in your yearbook then you have to show it to your grandma
>>27123816
You could always organize the reunion yourself, you know. Take initiative for once!
>>27123874
This was me. In truth I actually fucking hated everyone though, but I thought life would be easier if I got along with them (also I probably disliked confronting people desu)
>that kid that let his hair grow a little too long one time, then cut it but everyone made a big deal of cutting it so he just grew it again and was known as the "long haired guy"
I hated it but I felt like I couldn't escape
>>27123663
We actually had a couple of kids die.
The first was in middle school, it was a suicide, but I don't remember the exact route he used to achieve his goal.
The second was someone that I actually knew on a casual basis. He was a weed dealer, a grade above your average sell you a half eighth dealer. He hated selling to me because I'd be getting little 20 sacks a couple of times a day for multiple people but for some reason he couldn't say no to me. His sophomore year he got a taste for benzos. He couldn't live without them after a while. One night, he mixed ridiculous amounts of Xanax, Klonopin and Valium together. He came home ordered a pizza and was dead by the time it got delivered.
>>27123898
For me, it wasn't that I hated anyone, it was just that I was too lazy to go outside more than I needed to, and I just wanted to play Ratchet and Clank and Devil May Cry on my PS2.
>>27123840
fuck that was me
I usually went to some other class, look in like I'm looking for someone and then leave
>>27123900
Story of my high school life tbqh. In my country high school is 5 years long and by the end I wasn't nearly the same person I was at the beginning, but I didn't want the attention associated with breaking people's preconceived notions of you so I just stayed the exact same on the surface.
>>27123887
I have 0 contact with pretty much everyone from my school years. Even my best friends from those days, since everyone just sort of drifted apart after graduation.
I literally couldn't tell you 90% of the people from my classes name without looking at my senior year jacket which had the entire classes names printed on the back.
Besides, most of those people sucked anyway. I probably wouldn't go even if there was a reunion.
>>27123814
Did this happen in NC?
>>27123929
5 years here too (New Zealand)
>>27123937
Nah, central NY
>>27119896
I wasn't the only one who did this?!?
>>27123918
>Ratchet and Clank
That reminds me
>That upperclassman Chad who was your neighbor and would come over to hang out and play video games, but never socialized with you at school
Why, Chad? You could have saved me.
>>27123663
>kid comitted suicide
Teachers had to talk about suicide to everyone. Therapy was offered to the ones who needed it and there were priests and such from the church who were at school for a few days if you wanted to just talk to someone. We were urged not to talk specifics about that kid (like spread rumors about how and why he did it for example) out of respect to his friends at the school and his parents. I didn't know that kid personally or even at all, but there was a noticeable change in mood at school for a few days.
>that kid who put his finger in dog shit and then chased the girls
>that fat kid who had really weird hobbies and who would go into a screaming fit of rage when asked about them
>That kid who skipped the final day of school because he knew it would just be people having fun and saying goodbye to their friends.
>>27123948
We had a similar story here in NC.
Some kid got drunk and had two friends with him in the car. One of them was sober. He gunned it down a road behind the condo complex we lived in, at the time. Ended up losing control, killing himself and the sober kid. The other drunk kid was in ICU, I don't know if he survived.
This happened after I dropped out.
>>27123991
me
origami commentos
>>27119896
I would have done but I had a really weird hang up about jerking off when I was in my mid teens.
I just figured that everybody would know or that the smell of cum would linger for hours or something. One time I came in the bath and I was paranoid for weeks that the cum hadn't drained away and was still just sitting in there.
>That kid who would try and pull down the pants of other boys during P.E
How was this guy not labelled gay as fuck? It was always just one guy trying to do it.
>>27123663
He overdosed on some pills that were meant to cure his anxiety before he took his A levels.
>>27124045
>How was this guy not labelled gay as fuck?
Depends on the guy. Was he Chad? Chadthletes smack each other on the ass and do really gay initiation pranks and no one calls them out on it.
>>27124081
Because they are also fucking the biggest Stacies in school. You can get away with homoerotic stuff like that if everyone knows you have been inside every cheerleader.
>>27123663
I graduated in '09. In the past year, 2 girls have died. One relapsed on heroin and the other got hit by a car. They were friends and such nice girls.
>>27124007
Damn son, our guy put the girl who was sitting behind him in the icu for a bit but she ended up surviving. I imagine if she had died, people would not still be posting about how "nice" of a guy he was.
>that kid that fucked a dog while his friend filmed it, after they smoked some pot.
The video went viral within the school before it was shut down/pulled.
I don't know the specifics, but my sister who was still going to school at the time said that it was true.
The kid pull out his dick and fucked the dog, I don't know if there was any actual intercourse.
He ended up leaving the school.
>That kid who sat at the back of the class and never talked with anyone.
>That kid who never went on any big school events.
>That kid who sat alone at lunch.
>That kid who had literally zero friends.
>That kid who almost always had a panic attack when group projects came up.
The feels, guys. Don't become like me
>>27119022
Wash your clothes too. I see posts of you faggots wearing the same clothes for months, well people can smell that shit.
>>27124045
Probably because he was a part of the Chad crew. If you're in that club you can do the most fucking homo thing and you'll be consisted funny and kewl.
>that kid who everyone thinks is funny but is actually dead on the inside
>That kid who definitely should have been in some kind of special ed school.
Sorry Jon but you were like an autistic mastermind who would still sperg out if triggered. It was a terrifying combination of intelligence and retardation.
>second to last grade of high school, whatever that is in Burgerclap scholing system
>class decides to go out and eat with the main teacher and everyone
>anxiety to high
>mumble I can't go
>few days later, dinner eve
>playing games at home
>get a call
>panic, never get one
>it's a girl from the class
>anon they are wondering where you are, are you still coming?
>completely sperg out, gaming sound in the background, stuttering back saying I couldn't come
>dont remember the reply
>hang up quickly
>got weird looks the next day and I didn't talk to anyone
>they knew I was at home
I still cringe
Why did I not just go
Why
>>27123850
glaswegians have no luck, if it isn't for gangland shootings, sectarian stabbings, helicopters falling from the sky and out of control lorries then it's the staggeringly high risk of heart problems
>that kid that went to an all boys school and held no conversations with any girls for those 5 years of his life
>>27119991
>JJBA ASB
>not Heritage of the Future
>Tekken Tag Tournamnent 2
>not Tekken 3
confirmed for underage b&
>>27124106
There was also a girl my sister was friends with. My sister said she liked me, and I was super stoked. However, she just disappeared. She died of a heroin overdose.
The weirdest thing is that she was the most responsible teenager in my memory. She had a car, a job and was paying her own bills.
After she disappeared, her death was the thing that brought her back into our minds.
Apparently, after rehab, on her way to a half way house, she decides to score and do a shot. She makes the same retarded mistake most opiate addicts make after being clean for a period of time. She shot a dose at the level of her previous tolerance.
To think about it, we had a lot of teenage deaths in our little Charlotte, NC. Well, it never was so little from the beginning of my time there. Though, much smaller a decade ago than it is now. Somehow, it seems like Charlotte is growing at a much faster pace than other growing cities. We have people moving down here from NY, LA and other places where it doesn't make sense to move here instead of staying where they're from.
>that girl that switched school after a video of her getting fucked by a classmate and his friends in a nearby park is passed around school
>>27120844
>nervous.png
The person who did commit suicide was probably depressed for a very long time. I noticed it in their actions and did nothing about it, since they were just a workmate. A week after I noticed a red flag they hung themselves and while I could've felt bad, I felt nothing.
The other person who attempted it was a girl who I pretty much convinced that she was my crush, after she cut it off with my best friend, and then cut contact with her because I had no interest, letting her down when she was in a VERY dark place emotionally.
Like, family abuse and teen alcoholic dark place with her dramatic friends all talking about committing suicide and being physically bullied in private.
Not my fault though, since it was probably about those things and NOT me.
>>27118683
>that kid who was popular until halfway through school then bad shit happened at home and he became a recluse
>Parents and teachers both know I'm smart but say I don't apply myself
>Know I'm intelligent but always do badly in projects and exams even when I study
>Able to argue eloquently for libertarian policies in class but can't do well in tests and keep getting stuck in the lowest level classes
>The kid that everyone said was so smart graduated with Cs and Ds
Why couldn't I just learn to apply myself? I could have been the next einstein ffs.....
>>27123663
Pacemaker stopped while playing football at lunch. Weird shit, there was some big assembly ceremony thing like the next day.
>actually worked up the courage to ask out a girl to prom
>she said no
>not surprising at all
>few days later
>one of my only friends tells me there's a rumor going around that I cried and ran away when she said no
>wat.jpg
>apparently this bitch couldn't just reject me, she had to make shit up to kill me inside
I'm glad I haven't seen her in over 4 years
>>27124185
Good. Hopefully I can die soon then
>>27118683
This was me.
>2011, night of senior prom
>had asked a girl like 4 weeks ago but got rejected because "she didn't even know me"
>bitch, we've gone to school together for the past 12 years and we joke around in multiple classes; she always thought the shit I said was funny. But anyway
>don't tell my parents about it or they'll force me to go
>get comfy and sit at home playing Minecraft instead
>my sister brings up the prom for no good reason, basically just to tell my parents that it was tonight
>my parents already knew I was a no-friend loser so they just look at me disappointedly
>go back upstairs and finish building whatever shit my aspie self thought looked cool in Minecraft
>have to listen to everybody at school tall about how cool the prom was all day for the next week, and how wild the after party was
>that feel when the qt who rejected me goes with Chad instead
>that feel when you overhear Chad and his bros talking in shop class and he's telling them all about how he took her virginity on prom night
>that feel when dozens of qts in your class got fucked on prom night and several probably lost their virginity
5 years later I guess the joke is on them. I got an engineering degree, got a job making $65k per year, and somehow got a gf. Meanwhile all the Chads and Staceys that peaked in high schools got worthless degrees in communications or some shit and are now working as restaurant servers.
I had a few girls from high school contact me after I graduated from college and posted my job on Normiebook. They messaged me about how it had been so long and we needed to catch up. Completely ignored the fact that they treated me like I didn't exist at all in high school, or were part of the group that actively bullied me. Can't really blame them, since beta bucks was really their only chance to escape that small town we grew up in. I fucked two of them. Sent a picture of my dick buried in my former bully's anus to her mom and dad on Normiebook. :)
>>27124294
thats horrible. one time my friend told me he didnt want to be friends anymore and i ran home crying and then he told people. he said it was a joke the day after but im not to sure
>>27123663
>kid one died on the back seat of a bus from sniffing correcting fluid
> kid two thought life was so bad, decided to kill himself. Realised he would die a virgin and without driving a car, so convinced his sister to fuck him then stole his fathers car. Drove to park and hung himself from tree
> kid three stepped in front of a van.
>>27122323
It's "deodorant" you fucking autist.
I had it easy compared to most here. I'm a social retard but luckily become friends with other social autists. We spent every break and lunch time in the computer room on the Internet. Become known by our peers as 'the computer crew'. We installed AvP on school network, play multiplayer every dinner time. Chad's find out about this and start playing with us, dat feel of been a normie with Chad's. We always destroy the Chad's on it, we done it for robots everywhere.
Also instead of going to school dance at the end of the year, we had a LAN party. Good times
>>27124334
People do some weird shit. I don't understand it.
>>27123991
shit you got me m8
>>27124289
>libertarian policies
>smart
Good one, anon.
>>27124264
I actually just came back from Charlotte, all your roads look like they are getting expanded (saw construction everywhere on the outer 485 ring) I had fun though and your downtown was packed with people on Friday night. All of my senpai moved down there and they want us to come as well, is it worth it?
>>27124285
That was me. I was really popular in my school, then my dad died and I cut contact with everyone. 2 months later I went back to school pretending nothing happened but everyone probably saw I wasn't really having my shit together so they all just avoided me.
>>27124359
yeah but ive done many terrible things that make me cringe so hard thinking back. i dont know why i did it either
>>27124294
>asked my oneitis to prom
>she squeals, kisses me and says she would love to go with me
>holy shit I can't believe she actually said yes
>feel incredibly happy, like I'm on top of the world
>it's a 24/7 high and for the first time in my life I feel normal
>she dies in a car crash a week before prom (drunk driver t-boned her)
This was almost 10 years ago. I was crushed. I had my one shot at making it stolen from me through no fault of my own. I still think about it every day. Ended up not going to prom and I haven't bothered with trying to date or be happy. Haven't even felt the slightest attraction to another woman. I should probably see a therapist about this but I just eat and drink and shitpost the feels away.
>>27119712
It sucks for all the high school kids these days, they all get cucked out of robot lunches. They are not allowed to walk the school during lunches and there are administrators in the bathrooms making sure kids don't skip.
It must suck being a newfag in real life. Theyll never know how good it used to be before things like columbine and the shift in society to what we have now.
i remember i didnt graduate on purpose because i didnt want to go to the grad thing. really dumb move and i ended up going with the next years class and it was super awkward
>>27124289
>"""intelligent"""
>libertarian
That makes sense
>>27124335
>tfw when jealous of kid 2
>tfw no sister
i just want fugg
>>27123663
I had one take shrooms and jump off of the college roof, and I had 3 guys in my class who all died in the same car accident.
>>27119022
Use a clean towel to dry off. It took me until embarrassingly late in life to figure this out. Scrubbing with soap in the shower doesn't work if you're rubbing mildew on yourself after senpai.
>>27123662
Kirsten?
>>27124289
I was the opposite. I could ace tests in half the time it took others, but I could not form a well organized argument to save my grade. I would have it all memorized before class, then I would just fuck up during presenting.
>>27124393
>that kid who became friend with the kids whose fathers died
>>27124570
I wish.I started crying while watching Amazing Spiderman when Flash approached Peter about his uncle.
>>27124405
If that's real, that's fucking brutal
>>27124405
lol self made problems faggot
>that kid who everyone seemed to like, but obviously thought was weird behind his back
>that kid who asked a 2 girls senior prom and got rejected twice
>that kid that kept getting told "You'll find your significant other one day, anon!"
>that kid who went to his senior prom just to sit at a table and feel like shit
>that kid who has constant nightmares about every notable fuckup in his life
kill me
>that kid who everyone assumed was a gifted student because he was articulate in class
>actually failing because self-hating perfectionist who never actually completes any work
>that kid never going outside and slowly turning into a trap over the years
>>27124684
>love of his life gets brutally killed, traumatised and made a hermit because of this
>lol self made problems faggot
I know 4chan is mean, but c'mon dude.
>B....b...but muh prom!
The prom is one of the dumbest fucking things that have ever graced this planet. All it is is a formal get together and waste a shit ton of money to buy shitty overpriced crap, socialize in a setup social setting, and dance.
JHC, normie logic at its finest. You can do thst at many other times at your other school dances. There's nothing special about it. It's just hyped up to make it seem more important when it's just another institutionalized form of control that you've become a part of.
>>27118683
>mfw when that's literally my face in the op
>I'm a fucking stock photo for the outcast tag
>>breasts
Normie here, you're wrong.
>>27124108
Bro was that in AZ I know someone who did that
>>27124710
Hey at least you tried, regret about something is somehow worse than not trying at all
>the ugly guy that got raped by a hot girl
>>27124632
This gave me weird and heavy feels man, hope you find joy in life.
>>27123663
Happened long before i went into highschool but some girl got fucking careless on the road and got ran over in front of a teacher
They literally put up a memorial in the school for her just because she got ran over and she didn't bother looking
>>27124886
Original thanks #8
>that kid who talked to only 1 or 2 people for at least a 10 second convo during the entire school day everyday
>>27124382
I think it is, but if you're madly in love with NY then any other city might have a hard time living up to that standard.
Charlotte is like a smaller Atlanta with nicer people and a more home town feel to it.
>>27119524
don't talk about me on this site
>>27123874
Pretty much me, well, didn't get along with everyone, just the people that could tolerate me (not the people who acted hard and tried to start a fight with everyone)
>>27124153
Hello there, my friend.
Although I'm pretty sure they're laughing at me, not with me.
>>27124218
me, fucked my shit up
>>27124319
>I had a few girls from high school contact me after I graduated from college and posted my job on Normiebook
Does this really happen? kek that's shameless golddigging
>>27124830
Nope. Charlotte, NC aka The Queen City.
>>27119130
You're supposed to shit everyday, f@m
Had a pretty good HS experience op
>>27124405
Well you at least have a reason to be a failure and a good story to explain it.
You can grow a beard and drunkenly travel somewhere poor while fighting your inner demons, fucking whores and being self destructive.
>>27119712
>that kid who didn't go to his graduation ceremony and instead sat at home and watched it being livestreamed on the internet instead
too close to home desu. too close.
the whole thing was pretty surreal, it didn't even hit me till quite later that I'd never see most of those people again, and that I wasn't in high school anymore
High school was pretty normal for me
>that kid who fucked all the black girls
>>27123991
Jesus Christ that was so me.
Every single year I just skipped and I would spend every time crying alone in my room because I'd be so depressed.
These feels hurt desu.
>>27124115
Every single one of those were me.
Shit was horrible.
>>27118858
I refuse to believe people actually did that, this has to be a joke, nobody would actually go into that vile place for more than a quick piss, right?
>>27124123
I wore the same thing every day for several years straight. A sweatshirt and sweatpants.
But I washed them once a week so I didn't see the big deal about it.
Did I become nose blind to my stench of something?
>>27124171
Honestly you probably would've had a shittier time if you went. Having to watch as all the normies in your class talked to each other and ate and had fun as you say back alone barely being able to eat your food and have people gossiping and pointing and laughing at you.
Don't feel bad about skipping shit like that, honestly.
>>27124289
Does anyone else here get /testanxiety/ here?
I could spend a week studying for a test and when the moment of truth came, I would just completely blank and forget everything I studied for so many hours trying to remember.
It's how I failed basic level classes.
>that one time when the quiet kid spoke up against the class whore and burned her severely
>he's red in the face for the rest of the day, but a hint of pride could be seen
god damn Thomas, I will never forget you
>>27125594
Imagine wandering the school, trying to find a place to comfortably eat your lunch but instead you're ridiculed and laughed at for being completely alone. Imagine trying to sit down with the "nerdy" kids (normies in their own group) and being rejected by them for being too strange. Fuck the idea of making friends with any of them.
What does this leave us with? I had 3 locations - the bathroom, the library, and the empty bleachers.
>>27123663
One of them inhaled aerosols as a way to get high in secondary school, someone eventually found his dead body in the toilets with an empty lynx can apparently near his feet.
Personally I didn't really care, he was a massive cunt to everyone for no reason and nobody seemed bothered by his death despite how normie he actually was.
>>27124319
>joke's on them
You're the one posting on R9K, I bet they still enjoy their lives more than you do, wagecuck.
>>27124523
What? Clean towels?
How often are you supposed to change your towel? I did it for like once a year. Are you supposed to use a clean towel every single time?
>>27125696
Same guy here
>be me
>11th grade
>sitting in stall for lunch
>get bored and start to go ham with a permanent marker on the walls
>do this for weeks
>end up writing terrorist threats and signing an old arab friends name at the bottom
>janitors set up a camera and find out its me doing it
>get sent to the principals office
>asks to see inside my bag
>first pocket overflows with permanent markers
I was a dumb fucking kid.
Good thing he didn't find all my hand drawn fap material...
>>27124712
This...is so fucking me.
>tfw everyone thought you were smart but you were actually fucking struggling like hell and failing classes.hello darkness my old friend...
>>27124294
This made me mad.
Fucking normies, man. I'm starting to unironically hate people.
>>27125696
...
I went to the library m8. Had a packed lunch as we call it here in the UK, sat at the PC, browsed youtube and had a great time. Towards the end I actually had friends I made sit at the computers with me at lunch everyday and studied together for exams and such.
So initially it worked as an escape to avoid the obnoxious dining hall, ended up a quiet place for like minded people.
>>27125594
See,
>>27125696
Also, how has
>that kid that ran like naruto to lunch
Not come up yet?
>>27123663
Three of them died because they were driving too fast on the road and their car flipped because of it. Don't really understand why people said they didn't deserve that when they were going way past the right amount of speed to not have anything bad happen to them.
>>27125696
I understand the feeling, but I usually kept it safe in the library and fucked about on the computers or sat in the corner reading/playing my GBA, even considering the toilets just felt like a death trap.
>>27125773
My experience was reversed.
>have (a) friend
>chill in computer lab
>friend goes normie
>cant endure the embarrassment of being alone
>embrace the stall
Besides that it was actually kinda comfy being isolated in some way.
>that kid who was relatively normal in hs but became a turbo autist recluse immediately after
I blame the internet
>>27125745
Surprised you didn't get expelled.
Also, are they really allowed to set up fucking cameras in the bathrooms? That sounds a bit creepy m8.
>>27118824
Getting hunter cape myself
>>27123663
Girl in my old high school died after she got into a car crash and her religious parents refused to give her blood transplant because it angers god or some shit like this.
>b-but muh fedora edgy atheists
Christfags, kill yourselves.
>>27125773
PC lab eh? You were lucky.
You were only allowed to go to the cafeteria or the library at mine. And all the normies went to the library to fucking talk, thus taking away the only sage Haven from our robots.
But it didn't affect me since I just spent lunch in the bathroom stalls.
>>27125818
I don't think it was very serious of a threat but I was definitely being a little shit.
The arab guy still has me on FB, so.
Also the cam was across the hall from the bathroom and they basically just checked it after everyone used it.
>>27118824
>tfw got my first skillcape a few years ago
>it wasthieving
Its a meme of a skill, but it was a pretty uncommon cape which was also surprisingly fun and quick to level up.
>>27125745
damn
that just had me totally flash back to something i totally forgot
>middle school
>teacher cracked her head open getting out of the tub, had a substitute for entire year
>would draw through entire class
>edgelord, would basically draw patrick bateman notebook drawings
>did them on the back of assignments
>janitor finds them (there are hundreds)
>principals office
>parents called
>emotionally disturbed
>school counselor for 2 months
>>27125745
I forgot I also used to draw lots of big veiny dicks and footjobs.
They probably didn't enjoy that being drawn on their stalls with permanent marker.
>>27123663
>inb4 school shooting
We had one kid 2 grades lower then mine that died from a brain disease.
Personally didn't give a shit but somehow the atmosphere around changed.
>tfw prom at my school wanted to charge 100 pounds per student just to get in
>two rejects like me talked about all going there without dates
>think that's a bad idea
>one of them even suggested wearing the same style suits and the other agreed
>knew I had to back out of that one
>turns out they went through with it
>even got invited to an after party
>they scored big time and even had photo proof
>>27123991
>that kid who showed up to the last day thinking it was a normal day
I got laughed at because I had jeans on and a fully packed backpack so I just left in shame instead of staying to have fun
In sixth form (college? how do you call it), they went for a 3 day trip on a cruiseliner, it was a shockingly premium event. They were all dressed up in tuxedos on the last day, doing normie shit having a great time being "adults" drinking champagne and such.
Here I am still a manchild, of course I didn't attend - I was explicitly told the school will help pay my expenses/renting the tux if you're a poor (wasn't an issue but they thought it was), you didn't need a gf but I'd feel so out of place in a tux and spending 3 days having to make small talk, bantz and showering/changing near the vicinity of pranksters would've killed me.
After that trip I was a TOTAL outsider. They had become a senpai(ily), they bonded and are mostly still friends and working in start ups together it seems like.
I regret it so fucking much but at that moment in time I dont know how I could do anything different. I would be a laughing stock there.
>>27118943
>>that kid that could have achieved but wasted their potential
Determinism.
>>27125998
>cruiseliner
God damn nigga, did you go to some posh and private place?
>that kid who sat with kids who barely spoke English at lunch
>>27125113
holy kek was that west meck? i dont remember that
>year 9
>be usual loner with no friends, quiet as fuck
>stacies are fucking everywhere in 'Straya
>history class, teacher is an ultra pushover and did nothing about anything in class
>about to leave the class when alpha stacy grabs my bag (backpack) and plays keep away with it
>class laughing their arses off, teacher doesn't care enough to get involved
>mixture of anger and humiliation reaches me
>summon loser energy and run as fast as possible straight at her screaming "BIIIIIIIIIITCH!"
>I CAST FIST straight to her nose, moment of silence
>pick up my bag and look at her crying, nose bleeding like crazy
>"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"
>bitch is crying and bleeding profusely, normies going to support her trying to make me feel bad "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT, OMG", chads trying to take advantage of the situation to look good, "AY BRUS WHY DON'T YOU FIGHT ME CUNT"
>run away quick
>get suspended for a week, school counseling because normies get scared when you go too far out of the ordinary
Dirty looks from everyone until year 10, which is when students from a shitton of students from the catholic high school came to the normal one and vice versa. Worth it.
>>27118683
OP, did you use to hang around in the /rsg/?
The 4chan rs chat?
>that kid that was caught fapping in school
>>27125998
i know that
Went to ritzy camp bc talented at music where you could sign up for classes like a college
Signed up for one, never went, never left my "dorm" other than to go watch the extended cut of LOTR when they played it in the thearter
>>27125607
Absolutely. Normal people change clothes at least once a day and wash themselves.
You reeked all those years anon.
>>27123663
A boy in the year above died of cancer on the same day we had a maths GCSE exam so people who didn't even know him pretended to cry so they could get out of it
>that kid who would just walk the halls because he had no friends
>>27126109
You did the right thing, anon
>causing people shit
>get a deserving hit in the face
>"omg whats wrong with you?"
I couldn't give a shit if it was some roastie and 'hitting girls is wrong', you get what you deserve if you be an outright cunt.
>>27126109
>tfw had that exact same experience but instead of a backpack it was a book of technical schematics of star wars ships
>that kid who was always left by himself when the class was told to get into pairs
>that kid you always saw getting picked on and was worried he'd start a school shooting
Some guy at my school was constantly getting picked on and would always tweet about Columbine and stuff. I'm amazed nothing ever happened.
>>27125594
Nah this actually happens. Only normalfags are completely oblivious to this phenomenon
>source: me
>>27125998
Fuck I remember sixth form college. Literally spent all of my free time by myself in the library-equivalent. Least no one took the piss out of me like at school.
>>27123663
A disabled kid with lots of health problems from my school died peacefully at home.
Everyone assumed we were good friends for some reason and kept offering their condolences to me the next day.
It was really awkward because I only spoke to him a few times and it made me feel bad for not knowing him better.
>>27126271
>tweet about Columbine and stuff
>tweet
he's a real "outsider" isn't he
>that guy who brought in mini flamethrower he made at home from simple tools
>he began scaring the normies with it by puffing fire their way
I'm glad I was in his good books, library buddies for life
>>27126308
People tend to be more chilled at college thankfully, its when they realize they need to grow the fuck up
>"Alright class, get into groups!"
>Nobody wants to group up with me because I'm an autistic faggot
>Miss, can I work alone?
>"No :^)"
>Forced to work with the class tards and do all of the work myself
>>27118683
I went to prom with another guy.we were the only ones who did that,but the people laughed and applauded,it was pretty ok desu.
>>27126194
Well just fuck my shit up.
I would smell my clothes and they'd smell just fine. I even got so fucking paranoid about it that I lathered my sweatshirt in body wash hoping I'd smell good.
>>27126377
>People tend to be more chilled at college thankfully, its when they realize they need to grow the fuck up
Yeah, this. It's funny how super arseholes turned into decent humans once we began at college.
>>27126408
I'm glad you had a good time with your bf, anon
>>27126271
Have any of you guys ever been suspended/expelled and partyvanned for talking/joking about shooting up the school?for legal purposes I'm gonna pretend that I wasn't this kid.
>>27126386
Why? Why wouldn't the teachers just let us fucking work alone? Why did they have to force us to undergo fucking torture?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27126439
Please green text this.
I'm amazed at how dumb you have to be to get the SWAT sent to your house for shit like this. What did you say?
>>27118966
It's your clothes desu.
Try a different laundry soap and make sure your closet doesn't smell like shit
>that kid who used to be a robot but figured out how to fake being a chad
he taught me well that glorious bastardthe trick was to not be alone. if someone called you out on your autism, you and your bro would call them autistic and peer pressure would do the rest
>>27126439
Please share your story.
>>27123900
Why did girls like my hair but dont give two shits about me
>>27126452
Its to build team work up, anon! Don't you want to be a team player?
>>27123900
>>27126558
>that one girl who kept getting all touchy feely with my hair
>tfw had better looking and softer hair than most girls
>>27123958
Chad had his own reputation to save
>>27126469
>>27126505
Alright, fine. But rememberthis totally wasn't me
>Be me, several years back.
>Grade 10 at the time
>It's Sunday evening and I'm sitting in a Skype group with a couple of fellow losers/loners from our school
>Constantly talk about edgy shit because we're fucking teenagers what do you expect
>Somehow the topic of mass shootings comes up
>Start having in-depth conversations about Columbine, Georgia Tech, etc.
>Eventually we start thinking of a what if scenario if we were to do that at our school
>Sit got out of hand real quick, we go into precise details on how we would pull this shit off and not get caught
>Go as far as creating a police distraction on other side of town to buy is more time, targeting fire stations to slow down aid for wounded, etc.
>Not going to explain it all for obvious legal reasons but it was seriously so in depth it probably looked like we were a terrorist cell admittedly.
>We stop talking about and move in to video games and shit, usual conversations topic.
>The next morning (like 4am) hear banging at the door
>"ANON ANONY! WE KNOW YOURE HERE COME DOWN WITH YOUR HANDS UP!"
>holyfuck.jpg
>Go downstairs and see a fully decked SWAT team standing in my living room.
>Decked out with assault rifles and shotguns. They even have a fucking canine unit that was probably there to sniff out explosives.
>They search entire house, find nothing obviously.
>Try to explain to the cops we were just being sarcastic edgy shitlords and joking around.
>I remmeber one chill tech cop talked to me about my PC rig and my game console and games and shit. (I'll never forget you bro you were chill as fuck.)
>Not arrested because they realize I actually wasn't planning on doing any of this shit.
>They still take all my computer's and phones and shit. Then tell me they raided everyone's houses in the chat
>Get charged and have to go to court for this.
>Like six months later it all gets resolved finally....
>>27126669
(Continued)
>finally get my shit back
>cops tell me how seriously I fucked up
>said the FBI and other crime organizations we're involved in the investigation
>cost hundreds of thousands of dollars
>Literally taxpayer money wasted in absolutely nothing
>still laugh to this day
Hey police officers, 99.99% of the time you see people saying they're gonna shoot up their school, it's complete bullshit and they're just trying to be edgelords. But by now I'm sure you realize that.
Moral of the story, don't talk about shooting up schools on the internet. Lands you in deep shit.
[Spoiler]and as I said before, I have no intention nor had I ever have the intention of killing anybody you NSA fucks.
>"Okay class, I need you to get into groups of [...]"
Wh-why teach? I wish I would have just come out and said "I don't have any friends".
>>27126720
How does an investigation cost hundreds of thousands of dollars? What?
>>27123663
there were 2 in my school
>be me age 6
>on a field trip to a fire brigade
>we just get to play in the yard
>some kid figures out how to open the fire truck
>asks me if I want to go in with him
>say no because I don't want to be caught by teacher
>he climbs in and releases the brake
>truck runs over some kid playing behind the truck
>kid inside puts the brake back on and jumps out
>says 'hey, why is Aiden sleeping?'
>teachers ask where aiden is
>say hes sleeping under the firetruck
>get to go home early
The other one happened when I was 12. Some girl who was Aidens brothers lung collapsed while she was sleeping. She stopped breathing and died.
Fellsbadman :(
