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>Another $27 of lottery tickets for todays draws and win absolutely
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>Another $27 of lottery tickets for todays draws and win absolutely nothing.

Fuckity fuck fuck fucka! I simply cannot accept a life in which I do not win the lottery, and no matter what must keep striving towards winning. A timeline of my life in which I do win the lottery is certainly possible, and because I only have one shot at life, this just has to happen, there's no other way around it. No other way to become wealthy enough to enjoy both a high quality of life and the free time to spend it as I please.

Rather than feel bad though when I just checked all the tickets, this time I feel as happy and optimistic as I was before. Some people gamble more when they are depressed, I gamble more when I am happy, because I am an eternal optimist, and nothing can stop me from achieving my dream to win the lottery. Except death or running out of money. If I run out of money I will just go join a monastery, or similar arrangement in which I dedicate my life to community service and spiritual practice in exchange for being fed and housed.
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Well at least no one else won the Powerball jackpot yet
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keno is better
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>>27119417
what is keno?

They have a Cali lottery game supposedly based on it, but the max prize is $300k, which much worse chances than Fantasy 5
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>>27118145
The real irony is that Elliot had won the lottery all along and didn't even realize it. He lived a life of relative luxury and comfort, was fairly handsome, definitely knew how to dress, and lived in the single sluttiest state in the union. He could have pulled pussy every day if he just wasn't a total autist about it. I wish I could have been there to tell him what he was doing wrong, but it's already too late.
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>>27119619
Elliot was gay.
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>>27118145
You are a stupid idiot. Admit it. You have a gambling addiction. When will you idiots learn. You probably have a better chance if you went to a casino
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>>27119854
People keep bringing this up, but.

A) Other forms of gambling, such as casino gambling, require much more money to play with at a time, and there's no way to instantly win millions so that I can be financially liberated for an abundant NEET life

B) No matter how objectively ridiculous it seems to try to win the lottery, I persist because I feel it is my only financial option in life.
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>>27120432
i feel bad for poorfags now
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I know how you feel. Wound up blowing ~$125 on tickets last month and didn't win shit. Already spent about 50 bucks this month too. I know my chances are practically 0 but there's no other way out for me. Winning the lottery is the only way I will escape this life.
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>>27120549
how long have you felt this way? I've been like this for 3 years now, about the same time I've been NEET
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>>27120563

Ever since I realized that my life was no longer salvageable, so for about 2 years now. I've probably spent thousands ever since I started playing. I mentioned blowing $125 last month but honestly that's just a regular month for me. I often go overboard and spend double that or more.
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>>27120613
sounds like literally me man, except that I have a good life, well subjectively at least- others in my shoes would be depressed due to being lonely, virgin, manlet, etc. But the bottom line is that I have learned to become a very happy person, and the only thing missing is having enough wealth to enjoy an abundant NEET life perpetually- otherwise I'm just using up my savings/inheritance, which isn't enough to survive well on alone.

How did it feel when you read about Elliot's adventures with the lottery. I was intrigues reading an account of someone reaching the same conclusion as me that lottery is the only way out of the cruel capitalist nightmare of the work-slavery money or freedom catch 22. I met you and a few others on 4chan since, but I'm surprised its not more, considering how many poor NEETs we have here.
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nightbump
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>>27120549
this is the most retarded "logic" ive ever seen. YOU ARENT GOING TO WIN
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>>27121834
Its emotional logic obviously, not mathematical.

I could possibly win if I play, and too much of an eternal optimist not to. Best way as I explained it is that a timeline of my life in which it happens is certainly possible, and I must pursue it until it happens
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>>27120432

I don't blame you. Some people escape reality with drugs. The only difference is buying Lottos just gives youva climpse of hope in reality. I hope one day you'll have a life that feels like living.
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>>27122056
>I hope one day you'll have a life that feels like living.
I already do, the only thing not in my control, the only missing piece of the puzzle is money. I'm not looking for wealth and freedom to solve anything for me I haven't already resolved or came to terms with. I'm certainly happier than 99% of 4chan, who have told me that if they won the lottery they would just stay inside all day, do drugs, fuck hookers and other low level hedonism of the sort while still being their sad miserable selves
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