Was Joseph a cuck?
He raised another man's child
>>27117831
Yeah but it's an honor to be cucked by God
Not even meming right now
>>27117831
In my mind the whole "virginal conception" thing was just Mary being a roastie slut and getting knocked up, then her lie spiraling out of control to give us Christianity.
>>27117861
>Getting cucked by god
JUSTTT
U
S
T
>>27117831
>Mary was never penetrated
>she never had another man cum inside of her
>hymen intact
blah blah blah
that plus is god and all
>>27117861
>>27117831
Joseph was cucked. By a Roman soldier named Tiberius Iulius Abdes Pantera. Google it.
>>27117931
Fuck off kike. Stop spreading your Talmud bullshit.
>>27117831
Gotta admire Mary's commitment. Made up a whole new religion jsut to avoid admitting to Joseph that she wasn't a virgin and cheated on him.
Not the first time a girl has lied like that.
>>27117831
got cucked so hard it became a religion
>>27117831
Only one of the gospels mentions the virgin birth, so I don't take it as a major part of scripture.
It could just mean Mary was exceptionally free of the usual womanly lusts and didn't want to fuck every man and dog she saw.
Apparently the story is that Joseph left her because of it and God had to come down and tell him that "nah bro, I knocked her up, it's cool rite?"
>>27118006
Literal heresy you just typed right there my friend
Maybe God WAS black
You guys clearly don't remember the Holy Trinity
The Father
The Wife's son
and the Holy Spirit
Come on guys; I know the desert scribblings tell a pretty good story, but there's much better works of fiction that you could base you lives around
>>27117831
The Father
The Wife's Son
And the Holy Spirit
>>27118047
WE WUZ GOD N SHIET
>>27118086
As a Christian, my sides are orbiting the flat earth right now
>>27117931
>cucked by Pantera almost 2000 years before the group formed
I'm not a fan of the band, but that's metal af
>>27117903
>>27117931
>>27117953
>>27117973
>>27118006
>>27118082
this is a Christian imageboard, infidels pls leave
>>27118187
>people coming to a Judean messianic imageboard
>not accepting the messiah
Shaking my head to be honest family of Abraham
>>27117831
>be Mary
>have beta emotional bf
>he wasn't fulfilling me so decide to fuck Roman soldier
>get pregnant
>ohshit.jpg
>make up some bullshit about an angel and god
>think I am fucked for sure
>mfw he bought it
>>27118394
Was the father a big guy?
>>27117861
>god
You mean the local Chad in the village.
The man raised another man child. After this "virgin" wife got spitroasted by some local chads.
Christcucks have a holiday that celibates a cuck...
>>27117931
>Pantera
that's hardcore
PEW PEW PEWEW PEW PEW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1fUgpYSdpo
>>27118394
>lied to him and told him I was still a virgin.
kek kek kek
>>27118632
>>27118394
>>27117953
>>27117931
>be fedora
>claim to be unbiased and rational
>don't accept multiple eyewitness accounts of Jesus' miracles
>accept that mary is a whore with no proof whatsoever
Seems legit
>>27118632
Cuckmas
>>27118710
I bet you think the earth is only thousands of years old too?
Like someone said, it's a great work of fiction. Enjoy it for what it is.
>>27118765
I bet you believe the government and "intellectual" community have your best interests at heart
All this shit you guys are spewing is blasphemy. You guys are messing with very strong forces and I wouldn't be doing it if I were you... God is loving but don't forget that He is also a vengeful.
>>27118811
so you're literately retarded?
Did your pastor also tell you dinosaurs and men walked the earth together?
>>27118936
>tips crucifix.
>>27118936
I don't think YOU know what you're messing with. Pepe has infiltrated the noosphere. Kek will defeat YHWH and usher in a new age of meme magic.
>>27118952
Don't go to church famalam
I just consider other possibilities beside what corrupt powers tell me
>>27118952
>>27118975
Don't say I didn't warn you guys. The wrath of God is not to be messed with. Not fire and brimstone but some revelations that might destroy your whole world...
ITT true revelations
>>27117831
Joseph was not ok with being a cuck. The bible said he was about to leave his house to go stone Mary to death for adultery when he found she was pregnant but an angel stopped him.
>>27118157
>he doesn't like Vulgar Display of Power
you're a cuck
>>27119387
Does doing that actually work?
Claiming to be an angel and shit
>>27119095
>impyimg you would ever see the rapture in your life time.
Shut the fuck up. Keep that shit to yourself. In no time, there will be less and less of you christfags on this Earth.
Mary was a whore and all Christians are old cucks
>>27120946
This is your >>>(you)
Have an up boat, good sir! :^).
>>27117931
>>27118632
Atheists belong on /b/ or Reddit or some other shithole.
>>27118765
>le science
See: >>27120969
>>27120862
The rapture will actually be soon because virtually every culture on Earth has predicted it to occur right around where we are societally.
Keep lying to yourself.
>>27120946
You too.
>mary was a whore
By what arbitrary metric that you pulled out of your f'dora?
>>27118187
RIP Constantinople
>>27120654
Matthew 1
Mary was pledged to be married to Joseph, but before they came together, she was found to be pregnant through the Holy Spirit.
Because Joseph her husband was faithful to the law, and did not want to expose her to public disgrace, he had in mind to divorce her quietly.
But after he had considered this, an angel of the Lord appeared to him in a dream and said, Joseph son of David, do not be afraid to take Mary home as your wife, because what is conceived in her is from the Holy Spirit.
>>27121001
>the rapture will be soon
End of the world was predicted to be 2012 December 15. It was also predicted many times a few years before that.
You are delusional. But at least its only hurting you. I hope you can die as soon as possible so you can go to your "God"
>>27121041
>predicted
By protestants and irrelevant pagans.
>You are delusional. But at least its only hurting you. I hope you can die as soon as possible so you can go to your "God"
f'dora *tips katana non-offensively to not trigger m'lady*
Of course you will ignore everything I post.
>>27121017
I bet that shit was unheard of back then. If now, everyone would know this bitch was a whore.
Must be magical and mystical to claim such a thing. I bet if i performed illusion tricks and i can claim to be God.
>>27121080
No you can't, because you aren't.
>know
yes anon i dun seen it (i didnt even dun seen it i herd it) so it dun b reels
>>27121070
>Muh religion is the righteous and goodness religion.
>every religion but mine is heresy
So This is what talking to a brick wall feels like
>>27117931
This. It was Pantera who pierced Jesus with the sword. But not to kill. Jesus survived, to troll another dumb fuck village with his act.
>>27121151
Why do you think this post is relevant.
>SOMEBODY IS POSTING SOMETHING I DON'T LIKE
>"omg ur like...a wall...and the wall represents a wall...so deep...... . . . . . . . . . . . ."
>>27121154
>>>/b/
>>27121103
>dun be realz
Cut that nigger talk. What the fuck are you talking about.
short answer: yes. god cucked him
>>27121041
>It was also predicted many times a few years before that.
I've always wondered why older people where I came from were never talking about the apocalypse, many being religious and all.
Then one man in his sixties told me. It turns out that they had talked so much about it during WWII, the Cuba crisis and the Prague spring that they just got so fed up with it and stopped giving a shit.
>>27121174
>much feelings hirt
>repeat what you wrote to make you sound eeerelevant
>(you)
>>27118659
rip dimebag
>>27121174
Dude shut the fuck up man
Why was mary still a virgin if she was married? Didnt joe wanna ever fuck his wife?
>>27118659
Is this what white egdy teenagers listen to?
>>27121203
Why? Does it trigger you?
>do dun wut i sez or you iz stuped n shieet
>>27121228
What feelings?
I'm right and you are wrong and functionally retarded
>>27121256
Why?
>>27121275
Yes also middle aged alcoholic white trash
>>27121276
You're spewing nonsense. That's why
>>27121276
Why are christfags so defensive.
>I'm right you are wrong
>na na na na I can't hear you.
>>27121307
What nonsense? Are you illiterate by chance
>atheist
ohyeah
>>27121316
What defence? There's nothing to defend.
>>27121276
No it doesn't bother me. I just wonder where all those who listen to Linking Park move on to. I guess its this band and slipknot.
>>27121331
>defense? There's no defense.
>pretends to not know as a defense.
Lol.
>>27121331
Well actually I'm a christian, its evangelicals like you that give Christianity a bad name. Also, is that your only comeback?
>>27121363
You're misspelling defence and also confirming your absolute deficiency.
>>27121381
I'm not an evangelical, and you aren't a Christian.
Stop making this so easy for me.
>>27121394
Well it must be easy for you to constantly refute a claim without any actual evidence supporting your claim, there will be no rapture in any of our lifetimes, and I hope you realize that
>hurr durr christians can't have conflicting ideas
Also pointing out people's grammatical errors isnt a defence. (You managed to use the wrong your in that sentence, how ironic, eh?)
>>27121394
>bring this retarded
And delusional too. I'm don't have the right to deny your beliefs but come on now. You are pretty close-minded.
>>27121438
Spelling isn't grammar.
>>27121438
>evidence
there goes your pseudo-platonism/solipsism again.
>there will be no rapture in any of our lifetimes
becuz muh f'dora
>>27121465
>beliefs
What beliefs.
I'm right and you're wrong.
>defense
The incorrect spelling.
>generic dictionaries are right
>dictionaries are right
>>27121213
I think it's a really touch subject to understand.
The book of relevations have many meanings and not completely literal. Maybe things close to it.
>>27121001
>empirism
>pseudo-platonist
At least he could said "pseudo-aristotelian" but he even got the reference wrong. I hope you enjoy being an phylosoficaly incultured bitch.
>>27121381
>>27121394
Holy fuck
>it's somehow turned into another Christians arguing amongst themselves episode
>>27121510
>anyone who disagrees with me
>fedora
>athiest
>fedora
>>27121529
>believing in a dictionary
>not the right spelling
Maybe the bible has the right spelling :^).
Go kill yourself.
>>27121566
>you
Do you not even understand what I'm talking about or do you suffer from autism.
>>27121571
>m'dora *tips tips did'nt mean't 'rigger u*
isnt a christian
>>27121571
Can't we all get along?
>>27121584
>>>/m/
>>>/l/
>>>/a/
>>>/d/
>>>/y/
*tips respectively*
>>27121595
I wish
I try
But I'm just as guilty
It's hard when Catholics bait you at every opportunity they get
>>27121587
No, please enlighten me. I which context did platonic school addressed empirism as a valid way to attain knowledge.
>>27118078
Does the holy spirit have any other function that to be Gods sperm?
>>27121642
I never said that
>illiterate
See: >>27121629
Or learn what the hell 'pseudo' means you stupid fuck.
>>27121662
So, you like to use buzzwords like pseudo-platonists to give weight to your words?
Come on, you could said pseudo-aristotelian and that would be a coherent comeback, but you are illiterate to actual philosophy.
>>27121690
No?
Thanks for confirming you're illiterate.
>>27121717
>I'll call you illeterate so I can win the discussion
Come back when you have an actual argument fuckhead.
>>27121738
Why?
>he still wants me to spell it out for him
>>27117831
>He raised another man's child
>another man's
>Implying God is a man
Nope. He's not a cuck. He's just unlucky.
>>27121753
Well yeah, part of the argument is to CLEARLY explain your point. I suppose you could just cowardly imply some weak form if you're just spouting some rethoric discourse, but I do hope you're beyond that, more than a moral requirement, because winning an argument in an anonymous board because plain rethoric just seems kind of empty.
>>27121759
U don't need a "man" to make u a cuck.
U can get cucked by a fucking animal for all she wants.
Alsk, He is rasing a child that's not his own child.
>>27121815
>cowardly
you keep doing that anon
>>2>>27121832
>I love sucking dicks
You keep doing that faggot.
>>27121832
Well, I'm kind of drunk, also I'm not a native english speaker, so that's the best that I could come with. What's your excuse?
>>27121862
I'm high af
>not worshipping the Greek Gods, who fucked everything that moved
Hera is the ultimate cuckquean.
>>27121887
I fucking hate that image, but that post made me laugh, I guess you're an ok guy.
