Would you date a useless NEET girl?
No, we can't be the both of us NEETs
>>27117722
Yes, but a girl would never date a useless neet guy.
Why would I date a girl with no talents or useful skills? What kind of wife would that be?
But I'm a useless NEET boy. How would we live?
If she is qt, a virgin, loyal, and we get along then I wouldn't mind providing for us.
>>27117722
im tired. just post pics and get it over with
>>27117722
What does NEET girl hair look like? Do you really let it get that gross looking?
Yeah, I would. All I want is a girl who's affectionate and good to look at like a piece of artwork.
Are NEETs like mirrors?
What does happen when two NEETs are facing each other? Does some kind of reflection occur?
>>27117777
You took the get for this?
Aren't like 90% of married women neets?
>>27117722
I'm so fucking desperate and drunk right now. I really want a gross girl that just sits around playing vidya all day I can take care of.
>>27117808
Technically I suppose
Housewives just lounge around all day doing minimal work
>>27117806
Yes I did. What are you going to do about it?
>>27117722
The only problem is, a useless NEET girl wouldn't date anyone of us
>>27117722
It depends on what she does all day. If she makes attention whoring shitposts then probably not.
>>27117722
Yes, as long she wasn't a cheater whore and was relatively clean.
Sure, I make more than enough money. Having my SO be financially dependent on me would be an extra layer of security against cucking.
I'm a useless NEET girl. I'm ugly and smelly though, but I'm loyal and not fat. I live in south carolina if you don't mind a funky southern accent then let's go on a date and by date I mean watch netflix in my room.
>>27117873
>Having my SO be financially dependent on me would be an extra layer of security against cucking.
>implying
It's pretty easy to get cucked with a NEET girl even if she isn't actively getting fucked by other guys. I know a couple of them that do a ton of camming for instance.
>>27117873
...how?
>less responsibilities
>more boredom
>more time spent alone
>>27117887
>south carolina
I live in a non-hick state unfortunately.
>tfw no qt petite neet gf to spoil with your wages
>can't come home on a friday winter night, drink, watch lewd anime and then carry her in your arms into bed and curl up under the bed sheets falling asleep to each others heartbeat
One of these days I'll kill myself
Probably. I would do my best to take care of her, show her alot of things she might enjoy and try to make her happy. But if there's one thing I really can't stand, that's if someone is just completely negative and refuses to try to be happy and complains all the time.
>>27117887
so you're basically like every other girl
>>27117777
>What does NEET girl hair look like?
For your digits, here you have a NEET girl's hair, disgusting as you can see
>>27117887
During netflix and chill, I gently start rubbing the inside of your thigh.
What do?
>>27117887
You are not black are you?
>>27117887
>SC
Ayyyy 864 here. Do you have kik?
>>27117887
>southern girl
Don't know how I feel about that.
>>27117887
>Watch netflix
Would you watch TDKR with me?
Would you be my big girl?
>>27117919
I said extra layer, it's not everything. Limited exposure to others and no way out other than hopping to some other guy to support her is more of a risk than a financially independent woman who's around chad coworkers all day.
>>27117895
This might be true.
>>27117887
>from the great state of South carolina
Upstate, by any chance?
>>27117966
>ugly and smelly
What do you think?
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Yeah but they wouldn't date me.
>>27117979
Fellow 864. Not bad.
>>27117887
>I live in south carolina if you don't mind a funky southern accent
Southern accents are the WORST.
>>27117777
thats not gross thats adorable.
>>27117761
This, I make enough money to support an entire family by myself.
I'd be okay if she was all of these things.
Mainly virgin.
>>27117944
Doesn't look bad to me. Then again I'm not female so I have pretty low standards for hair quality.
>>27117722
see>>27117760 and >>27117748
The only way a relationship would work with neither person doing anything financially meaningful with their lives would be for at least one of them to have a trust fund or some other form of consistent unearned financial income for them to survive in a meritocracy. Such a relationship would either be parasitic to some form of third party (parents, the state, etc.) or a complete unsustainable disaster.
>>27117777
>Do you really let it get that gross looking?
Yes. I have perma-bedhead.
>>27117840
YOu don't want the smoke. I don't know what this thread even is, but I know the get was wasted here.
I'll fuck stinky girls up with my tiger style.
i'd date anything with a pulse
>>27117944
Is this you Anon?Id pet your head even though its greesy
>>27118064
>Such a relationship would either be parasitic to some form of third party (parents, the state, etc.)
So? People living as neets already do that. What difference does it make if they happen to date after already being neet?
any NEET girls interested in pissing on me? Not even joking.
I would use a NEET girl as my personal sex machine, otherwise I would be caring and support her. She has to raise my kin eventually though.
>>27117722
I have a high paying job my own place and Im in grad school. Im probably alot better looking than you aswell.
I prefer to hold the majority of power in my relationships. If your okay with that then I would have little problem dating you.
>>27117722
2D only.
No 3D whores get my wiener
>>27118263
>I have a high paying job my own place and Im in grad school.
>have a high paying job
> Im in grad school.
>>27117887
I still have some standards sorry m'laday
>>27118026
d-do you wanna hold hands?
>>27117887
>and smelly though
Do you not have time to maintain your hygiene?
>>27118278
My reaserch group is privetly contracted by Ratheon Defense contractors pay a fuck ton. The reaserch Im doing for them will also be my dissertation.
>>27118315
Apologies, but I'm not a faggot.
>>27118352
Anon, your never gonna have a gf. You might as well take what is available to you. You will be glad that you did
>>27117722
Absolutely yes you fool! imagine hey babe wanna go out today? her: na me: ok me neither
>>27117722
I wouldn't be able to approach her in the first place. I also highly doubt they would even want me to approach them.
>>27117722
How old is she? I'm a Wizard.
>>27118263
Are you cute and nice
>>27118523
>STEMlord
>cute
I hope you like glasses and arguments about feminism.
>>27117722
if we have sex everyday
and she's into everything im into
and she cooks me nice thoughtful meals everyday
>>27118523
Yes, Im fairly quite though.
No i would not, and this is coming from a 5 year neet
>why won't these stupid fucking threads ever go away
>>27118547
I'm anti feminist , I think our society is descending into hedonism and egocentrism. If anything I'll listen admiringly
Glasses are cute ,
>>27118601
How often would you say you talk or would I have to do.hand signals after certain word count limit
>>27118676
I haven no problem holding a conversation. You in turn should be capable of maintaining a non-awkward silence, when appropriate.
>>27117887
>Live in NC
>Don't have a car
FUCK
>>27118870
She isn't even replying to the anons who live in her state. Just another roastie looking for attention on /r9k/ I'm afraid
>>27117722
Sure, I could give her pat pats
>>27117761
>>27118054
You would still get divorced and cucked though desu. Once she has your money she doesn't need you anymore
>>27118750
Desu, not all silence is awkward
>>27117722
Yes. I'd love a NEETfu.
>>27119476
>your an idiot
my dude
fuck no. That would be like having a whiny little ungrateful kid who barely even wanted to fuck after a while, and you'd have to grind to support yourself AND this lazy bitch. The only way I'd even consider this is if she was a 10/10 and gave me footjobs every day, and even that would get boring after a while
>>27119317
I realize this.Its not going to work out between us babe, you're an idiot and I already have a cute, loyal gf.
>>27119535
Thanks babe.
>>27117722
would you date a useless NEET boy?
>>27117777
Mine goes between looking like a complete mess of frizziness to looking like I spent an hour on it depending on the day. It's probably because I use the cheapest shampoo and don't condition it.
I don't cut it often either, so it's getting really long like OP's picture, too.
By the way, nice quads.
Fuck no. I'd really like an academic girl but I sure as hell don't want another animal to take care of that cannot provide for itself.
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>>27118870
Guys this is literally pathetic come on
>>27117722
>>27117722
Yeah, we could get married and she could become a housewive.
> tfw you realize women have been NEETs for 6000+ years until women's lib.
>>27119686
where blox do you think you are
>>27117722
That's the only kind of girl I'd date
>>27119686
I'm not even gonna deny it.
You're right
>>27117887
What else do you like doing though? I don't like netflix very much but I'd be down for some videogames and watching some old movies.
What kind of movies do you like?
>tfw no boyfriend to take care of you and support you
I just want to be a NEET forever.
>>27119943
I'm not sure why more people like NEET women. Outside of whatever Patriarchy meme, NEET chicks are...virtually anime girls.
Seriously, think about it.
If they wear clothing, it'll possibly be weebshit or something attractive in that lazy way, like a pair of thigh high socks and an oversized shirt.
If they have hobbies it'll most likely be vidya and anime. Which means tropes will be enforced and make her seem that much more weird to the normies.
If they're sexual, then hentai and ecchi will be baselines of how to act both cute and seductive. God help you if your NEETfu knows how to act like a monstergirl.
NEETfu are possibly romantic as fuck as well, and no one can help you if you love yanderes and she learns how to yan for you.
This is why I want a NEETfu. She'd be perfect for me, and outside of standard hanging out, we'd vidya, watch anime/hentai together and go through almost all cliches unironically. Tell me you wouldn't want your NEETfu to ride you and claim that you're slowly making her retarded.
She wouldn't be useless if she were my girlfriend and made me feel loved and appreciated
>no female neets in kentucky
Honestly, I'm in no position to be picky. As long as she's not a landwhale and has all of her limbs attached, why not?
the only difference between a neet girl and a housewife is that a housewife has kids, cooks, and cleans.
neet girls can't even truly be failures. neet men are literal scum of society though.
>>27120334
housewives are NEET
