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Give me a reason to not masturbate right fucking now.
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Give me a reason to not masturbate right fucking now.
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Because you don't want to.
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>>27117148
>masturbating

your picture isn't even lewd
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Each time you masturbate, you quicken how early erectile dysfunction gets you by 1 day.

Ha, do it faggot.
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Your testosterone will go up (not broscience either).
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>>27117148
it deforms your character in ways that are difficult to see in the short term but very easy to see in the long term

it's like 420, really


WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH CAPTCHA
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>>27117148
hope you like ugly trannies
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>>27117209
By character you mean my attitude or my dong?
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You lost the favorof Kek when you fap. As fapping is seen as praying to the succubus goddess Bat.
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>>27117224
Would still put my black dick in it.
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jesus is watching you
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>>27117291
Does Jesus want to help get me off? I need a 3rd hand to help hold my dick up.
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Does anyone have a link to the video in op's pic?
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It's hard not to masturbate over this pic
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>>27117335
https://youtu.be/2vtN5BmosBI
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I have a death grip and I fucking wish I could stop fapping.
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>>27117405
Kek thanks anon

comment original
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>>27117613
Fuck is she saying?
I can't read lips.
Lol be quiet.
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if you masturbate, the Jews win
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>>27117613
She's probably speaking another language
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>>27117148
if you don't right now it will be better next time
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