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>tfw no aryan, innocent, virgin, sickly, qt3.14 gf with aplastic
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>tfw no aryan, innocent, virgin, sickly, qt3.14 gf with aplastic anemia to protect
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>>27116594
yeah it sucks alright

robotype
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she is too cute and pure for a robo bf...
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Heh, I saved that picture too...
She made me believe in angels.
Excuse me, I think maybe... there's something in my eyes.
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>>27116594
I bet she smells nice
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>>27116594
Can anyone tell me who the semen demon in pic related is? Downloaded it from here because I fell in love at sight, but I have no idea who it is, and I would like more desu.
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Stop glorifying these attentionwhores, they would stab you in the back in the first opportunity.
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>>27117643
shes a bedridden virgin with no friends anon
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>>27117643
Not this one anon, she was different.
She wasn't an attention whore, could barely speak English...
She just wanted to say that we're loved.
She was sick with a rare condition. She will be an angel soon.
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>>27117673
>>27117668
Lol good jokes losers

She totally got some Chad dick on her death bed
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>>27116594
how many cocks have been inside of her?

i'll settle for a minimum of 4 or 2 if one of them was a bbc
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>>27116594
CALIFORNIAAAA, CALIFORNIAAAAAAAA
HERE I CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
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>>27117704
I thought the same, but she talked to me anon.
She loved us all.
I don't know how she found us, but she did, the one place where all that's needed is some unconditional care and love.
She was an angel. Had to be.
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>>27117752
Absolute 0
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>>27117668
>>27117673
Nah, they pretend to be cute and loving, but they would fuck some Chad at first glance. >>27106307

Don't fall for these whores.
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>>27117578
See it's saying shit like that which means you'll never find a qt gf...stop being so fucking creepy dude
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>>27117767
Sure, 99.9% of women are like that.
But there are a few women out there who are completely pure and loving. Not romantic, but unconditional. Like a mother.
An angel, I'm telling you jaded anons.
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>>27117796
I had forgotten how nice grills smelled,
I will get me a qt this semester just so I can cuddle and smell he hair.
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>>27117836
i believe that

however i dont believe she posts pics on 4chan
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>>27117863
I mean I'm hoping for you anon, just... don't say shit like that in public. Keep that to yourself until you get a grill.
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>letting the witch's facade fool you
She was just an egoistic whore, what mattered is that she got her attention and felt like a better person for believing that her empty words could make robots feel better. The truth is that she's rubbing the loneliness of robots in their faces with the reminder that they'll never genuinely hear such words, while claiming to be "lonely" herself despite accumulating 100+ beta orbiters wanting to be her bf. Quit being such dumb orbiting cucks.
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>>27117866
She only put up the first with her face covered, then the second because people were saying it's fake and she's not a girl.
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>>27117893
She didn't even timestamp
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>>27117892
this


you fucking memers feeding her attention pretending to be robots
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>>27117907
So?
The filenames were authentic looking, and reverse image search shows nothing.

I hate the idea of being a white knight, but I'm not defending her to get pussy or anything. Just defending her because she was the only girl to ever being truly kind to me, not just to get me to give her the answers on their homework or something like that.
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>>27117892
Read this in Liquid's voice
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>>27117965
>truly kind
>truly
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>>27118092
Stay jaded anon
I'm sure it feels really good to have no hope at all.
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>>27118136
there is no hope for none of us, robots

stay deluded or just accept your fate
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>>27118232
Speak for yourself.
One day I'll find a pure, traditional, loving girl to make my wife, and we'll have children and everything will be okay.
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>>27118254
good luck then

just don't come back crying when reality hits you like a truck
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>>27117886
it is not creepy if you are attractive anon.
but thanks for the heads up.
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If your pure, loving qt gf like this passed away, would you commit suicide?
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>>27118770
most likely yess
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>>27118254
i hope you get to continue your sweet dream onii-senpai
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>>27118254
Hopefully me too anon.
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>>27116594
Who is she?
FUCK YOU ROBOT LET ME POST
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>>27120573
She came here a day or two ago, speaking genuinely broken English, saying that she unconditionally loved us all, with >>27117668
as the OP picture. Eventually she posted >>27116594
the picture in that post to prove she was real and a girl. She was being very kind to everybody, saying she believed in us all. She says she lives in the cold North of Europe (Scandinavia) and has aplastic anemia, so she's stuck in the hospital.
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>>27116594
The world needs more girls like her
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>>27116594
do you think that's her dad's office?
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>tfw no pic related gf

a while ago some Canadafag from /pol/ claimed to search for best meme girl so he called up that sports club in Finland but they didn't seem to have a record on her. (yeah, right...).
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>>27120573
Archived thread.
>>27066920
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>tfw no /int/ swedish gf
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>>27121069
that bitch left out my post. fuck her. cunt.
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>>27116594
Yeah we were talking to it sucks
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>>27121267
Who is she

Origami
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>>27121300
She's 17 in Denmark if that changes intentions
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>>27121267
>beta orbiter

>>27121323
>comes from one of the wealthiest nations on earth
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>>27121323
Does she have an email?
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>>27121393
She doesn't have one that I would know
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>tfw you went to bed about ten minutes before that thread was started
fuckin australian timezone man
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>>27121098
Looks familiar

>>27121408
How did you contact her?
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>>27121433
Found her on a board on here said the only that made her feel better was helping people so I let her help me
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>>27121267
WHAT? WHY CAN'T I GET A PURE VIRGIN LOVELY GIRL TO TALK TO ME!?!?!?!?
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>>27121454
I want to talk with her ;-;
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>>27121470
i'm talking to you
>lovely
oh nvm lol
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>Has a terrible disease
>Decides to spend time being nice to some losers on a terrible website

We have to save her bros.
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>>27121454
She thinks she's helping people, wow. I hope she dies.
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>>27121535
>Has a terrible disease
>Decides to soak up as much attention as possible so she picks the thirstiest betas on the net

FTFY
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>>27121323
How is her English so shit if she lives in Denmark?
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>>27121323
What's up with /r9k/ and cute underage Danish girls?
I'm chatting with one too and she's one of the nicest persons I've talked to.
Immediately got negative thoughts and think we're probably just some meme in their class or something.
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>>27121559
She speaks it decently but you have to describe some things or words to her
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>>27121535
What's wrong with her?

>>27121559
>Denmark
>Speaking English
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>>27121581
She's probably underage. I could have believed she was from eastern Europe like she said she was.
>>27121585
Pretty much everybody in Denmark can speak English, often better than Americans.
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I'm planning on killing myself anyways, does she need a kidney?
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>>27121535
She is looking for attention and beta orbiters. This is a very easy place to find that sort of thing.
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>>27121585
It always felt like English was a bigger focus than Danish in high school. I know of no Dane that can't speak English well.
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>girl posts her face in a thread
>suddenly the rave of a board
please don't tell me you don't know what she's doing
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Hey qt Danish girl. If you see this, OP of thread here. If you want to make my pathetic life better email me at [email protected] please. I know I'm a loser robots, pls no bully.
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>>27121558
>>27121623
According to wikipedia, she doesn't have long to live. Even if that's what she's doing I think its fine if it's a comfort.
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Where could a robot talk with her?

I've grown so depressed im practicing slowing my heart during the day to kill myself. I need a light.
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>>27121730
What's her disease??
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>>27121636
I can write and read fluently but can't pronounce worth shit.
Probably lack of practice since I never really speak english. What's a good way to practice pronouncing? Reading books out loud?
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>>27121757
Watch movies
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>>27117753
Isn't that nickleback?
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>>27121757
Either practice with someone who does, or just watch American TV shows.
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>>27121622
She only wants Chad's kidney.
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>>27121622
She needs new bones.

Likely be dead in 2 months.
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>>27121744
Aplastic anemia.
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>>27121757
>I can write and read fluently but can't pronounce worth shit.

Opposite problem.
>have forgot standard English ( American BTW )
>learning other languages in school felt useless if I couldn't comprehend my own
>can fluently pronounce words from 40 languages yet don't understand any

Why was I given this gift with shit memory?
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>>27121849
Are you saying she's got boneitis?
kek she can be your internet boneitis.
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>>27118232
Nooo!! I will NEVER give in to darkness senpai!
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>>27121895
She can have my marrow

I won't be needing it next week, at least my pathetic existence will help a qt aryan princess live on. Maybe god will reborn me an autistimless normal being.
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My gf looks exactly the same as her but brunette, she was also a virgin (heugheugh) the similarity is very spooky.

Maybe every girl with this kind of facial structure is caring and maternal. Mine isn't ill though but sleeps a lot.
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>>27116594
>someone made a thread for her
I'll make the next one.
>>27117893
Are you sure about that? The original post had a reply to me along the lines of "here is a smile for you" since I told her I wished I could protect her smile.
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>>27121988
n8 b8 m8
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Girl have a name?
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>>27121997
I don't think that's a good idea. Robots can be unnecessarily cruel sometimes and this person seems really nice.
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Stages of /r9k/ waifu.
WHITE: Caution
I bet she's a whore. She's a typical femanon.

GREEN: Infatuation
She's so cute. She's not like the other girls. She's different.

YELLOW: Projection/wishfulness/waifufag (Current)
She's the one who can save me. I think I'm in love with her! She's so perfect. I have to protect her. Where can I talk to her.

ORANGE: Wistfulness/Spite/Anti-waifu
Why won't she talk to ME. Does she think she's better than me. She's talking to SO MANY PEOPLE. SLUT. Why do I see her posted everywhere? Stop posting this cunt. Why can't she accept all of my projections and fantasies.

RED: HATE HATE HATE
Fucking fembots. FUCK THEYRE ALL THE SAME. WHY DO THEY DO THIS TO US. DOX DOX DOX

Let it unfold, lads
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>>27122150
>implying she won't go BLUE: Why did she have to die so soon, I never even got to know her. She was such a pure angel...
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>>27121988
Then GET OUT NORMIE!
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>>27116594
I WANT US TO GROW OLD AND HAVE CHILDREN
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>>27117764
There are only angels of death. AND THEY ARE HERE TO PURGE YOU HERETIC
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