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Who small here ? Tell us your success story please, i need a reason to not pull the trigger
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>>27116392
I'll save you the time just do it already, it's not going to get any better.
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>>27116392
Big dicks are a meme. Women are not as size obsessed as you think.

Unless you have an penis that is less than 5" erect, you'll be fine.
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>>27116392
4 inches, 31 year old virgin

just kill yourself, I wish I had the courage to
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>>27116392
I have a 5.5" penis so about average. Never had a girl complain though I've heard girls bitch about guys with bigger dicks being shitty in bed. It's more important the amount of effort you put into ensuring mutual pleasure for both of you during sex. Dirty talk, soft biting, licking,fucking her at the right angle and speed and whatever else she likes will get her off far more than a large penis.
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>>27116697
>>27116392

This desu original famaroo
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who honestly fucking cares

i've given up on sex. I just want a friend who I can cuddle with and care for and be cared for. I think that's more important than getting off.
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>>27116778
Is it because of your size ?
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>>27116584
Not really. I've only seen big dick admiration here. No girls are disgusted by big dicks ever. But it's a different story if you're a girl
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>>27116628
Hang in there mate, don't let those antagonists strike you down. We should be the main role in this life, the unfortunate victims.
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>>27116855
I'm a dude.
They aren't disgusted by big dicks, but it makes sex more uncomfortable. Plus, the aim is to get her off as much as you get off, so as >>27116697
said, it's about a lot of things.

Porn has fucked our image of sex and pleasure a lot. Men are expected to be mandingos. Not the case.
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>mother and grandmother were both huge sluts
>have a 5" dick
Did I get a hilariously shitty roll or is there hope that eventually a slut will come around and accept your dicklet?
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>>27116975
Try having 4"
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>>27116392
Who /curved/ here?
My thing is 4.7 inches erected and is about 90 degrees inclined to the left. I've had sex in the past but it's way to fucking hard with a dick like this.
I'm contemplating surgery, but I'm not sure if it's worth it. Heck, my dick may go down half an inch because of it, as if it wasn't short enough already.
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>>27117295
OP here. I'm also curved, and the exact same size as you. But virgin
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>4.7 inches
>once was making out with a girl and slipped my dick in and she said "oh my god you're so big"
Women are clueless
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>>27117910
If we were to swordfight, our dicks would get stuck.
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>>27117996
No anon, that's what they say to make their partner feel better.
The only chick I've ever fucked is an overly-used whore and she used to say things like: "you're so big!" or "you got bigger!"
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6.8"x5.5"
Life is fucking suffering, im so insecure about it.
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>>27116392
7.5" x 4.5", long, but I need more girth. been doing a lot of kegels and edges lately.
late 30s KHTAINTPV
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>>27116392
>6'1
>Symmetrical face, strong jaw, full lips
>Somewhat fit
>3.7 inch dick

So many times I've fucking slipped on tinder because of my dick and girls asking for dick pics, fuck it
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>>27116584
>Unless you have an penis that is less than 5" erect, you'll be fine
And if it is less than that? Should I just prepare my suicide plans?
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Here is the official chart of penis size vs pleasure.
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When you measure penis size do you push the ruler in hard/as far as it will go?
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>>27118218
>I need more girth. been doing a lot of kegels and edges lately.
what does that do?

>>27118296
Learn to take dick. Become a trap maybe? How tall are you?
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>>27118218
Why are you here ? Get out
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>>27118218
>7.5" x 4.5"
That thing must look like a fucking spaghetti string christ.
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>>27118360

Fucking hell i'm all red bitches
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6'5 x 5 and yet I see dicks bigger than mine every fucking day here. I feel small
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>>27118360
How is LESS than 5 3/4 inches in girth better?
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>>27118418
>people never lie on the internet
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>>27118418
Where are you seeing erect dicks everyday in real life.
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>>27118451
It's somebody's dick anyway
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>>27118428
It can easily fit in?
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>>27118459
I work in a morgue. I've seen corpses
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>>27118494
Erect corpses?

You ever give one a little tug?
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>>27118380
>How tall are you?
I'm about 6' 1", so around average I guess. If it's a choice between taking dick or being incel, I guess I'll just die.

Man, fuck genetics, fuck fate. Fuck this world, fuck everything and everyone.
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>>27118553
Yep genetics are a bitch.

Find solace in the fact that a lot of your family probably has smallish dicks too and are suffering with you.
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>>27118553
Hush now sweetie, take your hormones like a good little girl. You'll be begging for Daddy's fat dick inside you soon enough. Life will be great.
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>>27118604
Fuck this bullshit, this is why mass shootings happen. The world's a cunt.
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>>27118604
You're telling him that at 6'1" and I'm worse off.

5'4"
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>>27118667
Dick size matters too. If you're under 5 inches you should be a girl too. It's almost like you are already.
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>>27118384

okay, I'll let you guys have your little thread.
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>>27118704
I think I'm 4 or 5 inches. I was a little kid, so I was given injections of growth hormone. I don't know if that can make your penis small, but it would make sense. I was premature too.
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I'm 6.5x5 and I feel like I have a noodle dick
Compared to nearly every dick pic I see on here, my girth looks pathetic
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>>27118774
I'm pretty sure growth hormones are supposed to make your dick bigger..
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>>27116628
>4 inches, 31 year old virgin

We're twins.
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>>27118774
Oh sweetie don't you see, those doctors made a mistake, they should have given you estrogen and made you a girl instead. It's not too late. Imagine, you could be everything you're not: desirable, pretty, confident. Doesn't that sound nice?
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>>27118800
I'm 7"x5.5" and i used to think i was a little on the thinner side too. Average girth is something like 4.6"-4.7".

I recently realized how well off i actually was though since i never really looked into girth until recently. Its all the way we see our dicks, just looks smaller to us because we're used to them. Angle doesn't help either.
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>>27118814
Stop trying to turn the dicklets into your sissy sluts you fucking degenerate
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>>27118814
Not really, I actually know one person who is now a tranny thanks to being mentally ill.

I'm a conservative who knows he's too much of a maladapt to breed or be anything much. I live every day because I try to forget this. I have no dysphoria in terms of gender.
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>tfw i started liking lolis because I thought my 4 inch dick was more proportionate to them than to adult women.

Fuck society, I wish small dicks (and big dicks) were considered as normal.
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>>27118863
Don't tell me what to do. I've found my purpose in life, have you?

>>27118879
Noone is asking you to be a tranny. A trap. A girl-for-fucking. A submissive bottom. You can walk around in boy-mode and live your life as a conservative man, but in the bedroom - the place where you can never be man enough - you'd be a girl.
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>>27119008
I'd have to do something about my ugly hairy legs though. Also hairy other things. No chest hair though, so that might be a plus.

Yeah, I couldn't even do trap mode.
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>>27116392
Here's mine, what do you think?
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>>27119059
Where are your balls? I don't see any. I'm confused.
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>>27118879
Don't listen to the degenerate anon. One day you'll find a cute girl who'll want you regardless of the size of your dick and that probably means that she won't be a turboslut in heat 24/24. Just find a girl that isn't so sexually active.

My friend is a dicklet and he even married before me with a conservative woman, already has kids and all and he's fine.

>>27119008
I don't have a long term goal but i do have a few objectives. What purpose did you find in life? Bullying dicklets and convince them that they're completly useless in bed with a girl? That's not true, they would be useless only with fucking literal whores who eat dick every day.

>>27119051
Your small dick doesn't make you less than a man, anon. Being a man is a lot more than just that. Don't listen to that faggot.
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>>27116903
>it makes sex more uncomfortable
>this delusion

Society is more sexually liberal than ever resulting in more girls being stretched out and preferring big dick than before. Little dick cuck boys should just buy their helium tanks already.
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>needle dick

Hold me bros
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>>27118472
But it's my self esteem
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>>27119094
>your small dick doesn't make you less than a man
I won't go trap. I live every day being short and having a small dick. If I was going to go trap, I would have done it a long time ago. I just am too lazy to do anything, much less make myself look feminine for anyone.
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>>27118704
Where do you go to school/college ? I'll organize a mass shooting there.
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>tfw stockholm syndrome, start liking BBC porn while at the same time hurting my feelings when watching it.
Whoever is dicklet and having children, their wives must be cheating on them, women are all size queens anyway we should learn to see them as objects.
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>>27119243
But by reading your posts i can tell you've probably thought about it semi-seriously, maybe i'm wrong.

You should have told that >>27118814 guy to FUCK OFF, he was basically making fun of you and insinuating that you're no fucking man because of the size of your dick. I don't understand how you didn't get angry man, maybe you're used to it? Goddamn it.
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>>27119119

Looks about like mine, but I can get a mushroom head that looks twice as wide as the shaft.
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>>27119362
>used to it
I did something really autistic one time. I was on a website known for documenting online drama called Encyclopedia Dramatica. I basically was the weeaboo in a place that had a couple of anime fans and mostly normies. I had a problem with some person giving me shit in a real "Chad" type way, except more aggressively. He basically left death threats everywhere he could and wouldn't leave me alone. I went to a mod and asked for help with this, but was told there was a condition. I had to send a pic of my penis to the mod. I did and that pic has basically haunted me ever since. At first it was more of a joke, but then it became a nasty thing. Super shameful. Every time I hear someone tell me my penis is small, I think about this mistake. I don't think I'll ever live it down.
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>>27119119
>needle dick
That looks like mine with that framing and I'm 5.5" girth mid section, 6.2" at the base. What exactly are you?
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>>27119519
I'm 5 at the thickest part. That's a good pic, I guess. I have the width but it's basically flat
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>>27116392
By the way OP, those statues with "small dicks" were made that way as to not seem offensive to their people. They didn't actually have small shlongs, and probably thought small dicks were hilariously feminine.
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>>27119694
Oh. Shit, sorry for lording my size over yours then. At least you don't have to worry about hurting qt's, and being circumcised you might last longer.
>tfw she doesn't want to give me anal or blowjobs because too petite
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>>27119694

Same here. Mine looks near equal width all the way up, but goes from really bulky near the balls to a fruit roll up near the head. I think I crushed it or otherwise ruined it somehow, 5" at the base, 4-4.5" near the head, but the head can go over 5 in girth when I get it mushroomed out.
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>>27119775
at least it's about 7 inches. Length feels good man
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>>27119468
Start to submit less to people because or else it goes all down from there. I'm sorry that you had to suffer that shit.

You probably have almost no self esteem right now so you should start working on getting some of that back. Getting fit and stronger would be a good start believe me. I did and now i feel a lot more confident and i let almost no one say shit to me or even threat me because they know they can't. I was bullied a lot when i was a kid so i know how it feels to be scared and to feel insignificant. It's all up to you, just say NO MORE. I did that every time i went to sleep and every time i woke up, kept me motivated. It takes some time but the results are great if you do it correctly. My advice is to also focus on other things like your social status or learning a skill... things that i've never done, only worked out all the time like an idiot. Now i'm strong as fuck but basically useless because i have no marketable skill so no job at all. I've been studying to get some IT certificates, that's all i can do at the moment.
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>>27119817
Thanks for the tips, Anon.
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>>27116855
>>27116903
I recall a large-breasted Jewish girl here bringing up that she thinks big dicks look gross and dumb and that she prefers smaller uncut ones. And shorter guys.

I love her.
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>>27119858
No problem. I wish i had better tips but that's all i've learned from my shitty life.
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>>27118649
Every single person before you in your line got laid. They probably had small dicks too. Don't give in to despair.
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My buddies dick is 6" x 5"
Mine is 7.75" x 4.6"

I've only had one partner and he's had none, my girl was really short and my dick was shorter at the time.
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>>27119895

8"x6.5" is god tier according to women.
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>>27119939

>everyone who lived before you in a radically socio-sexual dynamic got laid, you can too!!

yeah, no.
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>>27119957
Fuck off with that shopped garbage made to sucker people into buying penis enhancement shit.

I wonder how many poor souls killed themselves because that pushed them to the edge.
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>>27119957
Don't trust women's size preferences, their fucking stupid and you can lie to your teeth about size to all but the most worthless and slutty

They all think their boyfriend is 7 - 8 inches.

I wouldn't stress about dick size if you're over 5, sure we'd all like to be bigger but I mean as long as you're within reason you're ok
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Many of you wear glasses and are myopic.

Glasses make objects seem smaller than what they are.

Take your glasses off and your dick will seem bigger.
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>>27119939
Almost all my ancestors got laid in a time before the sexual revolution created the entitled, cock-hungry class women are today. I probably would've been fine back in those times.

And me with my small dick doesn't mean my ancestors had one too, I might have just gotten unlucky with recessive genes or how hormones work with the fourth son.
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>>27119957
That shit looks shopped.
Either that or sample group don't understand that 6.5 would even hurt vaginally unless they have a big vagina.

I mean holy shit that's thick, most dildos usually are sold at an average range girth of 5.2"->5.75".
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>>27119957
this is a fake version of the chart from a real study that was edited/remade to sell penis enhancement pills
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>>27117295
I'm curved about 30 degrees left, I don't know if it's a problem yet lol
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>>27120025
Yeah even the small dick thread is filled with genetic lottery winners.
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>>27119939
Back then
>married your young wife very early before she slept around
>more social stigma prevented women from being sluts
>women couldn't work so there was more incentive for them to be caring for their husbands and children

Today
>hypergamy means women are free to exclusively fuck Chads as much as they want
>if you get married it will be to a girl thats already used up and there is a solid chance you'll get divorced and taken for half your shit anyway

Seriously, why bother fucking an average looking robot when you can hop on tinder and have a 8" Chad pumping and dumping you within the hour? They already have their orbiters lined up and will choose one for provider status later on.
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>>27120052
Hold the fuck up is this true?

This would explain a lot actually.
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>>27120149
Take your glasses off and on and stare at the edges of your monitor. You'll see that it will grow bigger.

It's something that you don't realize until you wear contacts.
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>>27120136
People really need to realize how rare a real 8 incher is.

Barely any dicks in porn are even close to that size.
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>>27120052
>>27120179
HOLY SHIT SENPAI

this comment is original
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>>27120216
So? Even if only 15% of the population had 8 inch dicks, that'd be MORE than enough for every woman in the world.
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>>27116584
>MFW a loathsome 3.5" erect
>MFW grower
>MFW can't see it under my pubes when flaccid
>MFW it doesn't even matter because I'm too much of an autist to get a woman so it's not like any will ever see it

There is a god, and he laughs at my pain.
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>>27120339
Who cares.

Nearly every fucking study proves that any bigger than 7" is in the "this is unpleasant" territory and it becomes more about girth.
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>>27120052
Shame on you I'm hypermetropic. My dick is actually smaller than the way I see it
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>>27120099
A specialist told me that it isn't that bad, but you can really injure your dick during sexual activity. Jacking off counts apparently.
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>>27120216

I have close to an 8 incher, and much of it is hidden by pelvic fat and fat upper legs from the side, but sure enough the measure says 7.5" from the top, firmly pressed against the bone.

8" isn't that big, though the jump from 8" to 10" is huge since that's when it starts to go over halfway down the thigh bone (which is about 18")
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>>27116392
I have difficulty maintaining an erection even though I'm in my early 20s. At my absolute hardest I'm a little over 5" but typically I'm a little bit under.
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>>27120465

9" and above is what I would consider "hung". 6"-8" is respectable length, 4-5" is small but useable as long as you have girth. 3 and under is micro tier. A 1.5" Fat pad would cover over half of it (which is usually the case since small dicks tend to correlate with high body fat), and that half would be the head.

The biggest professional porn stars are 10-11" inches. Mandingo, Shane Diesel, Danny D, etc. I've seen some bigger amateurs that looked like they were pushing 12". Either that or they were midgets. Jonah Falcon has the biggest on record at 13.5".
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>>27120465
>8 incher isn't that big
You know I could agree with this, considering at full mast I'm 8.25 (bone-pressed, non bone-pressed I'm like 6.8->7.2 depending on arousal).

But in the same way it's pretty huge if 7" can be larger than some girls' forearms, and most pornstars that are above are the ridiculously big ones eg Danny D, Mandingo. And they push 9"-9.5".

Sure it's not that big but with girth you'd be shoving a meat stick rather than a pleasure rod into most modern women.
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>>27120216
It does not matter if it's rare. Word just needs to spread that Chad has huge dick and women will flock to him just to see if it's true/what it is like. Nowadays it is insanely easy for that kind of info to spread with people having more casual sex, larger social networks, hookup apps. Before all of that virtually no one would know who was hung and who wasn't.
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>>27120216

> The average human female is 64" tall
> The skull is roughly 1/7 of human height
> 64/7 is about 9"

Both Mandingo and Danny D tower over the heads of these women. They are legit 10"+
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> 7/8 inch dicks aren't big

Fuck off
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>>27118360
>too big
Just end it all
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>>27120818

They are respectable and above average. They don't have future in the porn industry though unless they have some other thing going for them, like shooting loads. I think Peter North is 8" or so.
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>>27120785

Okay, the average human skull is 8" tall and these are smaller women. Still the dicks tower over, them, or would if lined up chin to ballsack.
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>tfw 8 by 6
Its too big its pointless, why even live
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Most of the porn actors are 7-8 inches

Anything above 6 is big

Mandingo danny d etc... have a 8,5-9inches dick

10 inches dick dont even exist lmao are you dumb
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>>27120998
>7x6 and i sent a girl to hospital when i took her virginity

feels mixed man
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>>27121160

Assuming the girls' heads in >>27120785 are the average 8" skull (with their mouth closed), a simple pixel measurement says both monster dicks are over 10", probably 10.5" each. Get over it. Lex Steele says he thinks Mandingo is a legit 11", and is the biggest dick in porn.
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