You have 10 seconds to explain why you aren't having sex with your grandmother right now.
thick saliva
shut the fuck up this is an original comment
>>27115700
My grandma is dead.
>>27115728
hmm???????? what does dat mean?
>>27115700
my grama is fat and ugly, close to death actually but i would accept a bj or anal
You have 10 seconds to explain why I would have sex with my grandmother
>>27115700
They're both dead, anon.
>>27115700
grandmother on both sides of my family are dead
>>27115700
because my grandmother died of cancer 6 years ago and i'm not going to fly all the way to the us just to fuck her corpse
also
>granny fetish
fucking putrid, kill yourself you autistic fuck.
>>27115700
Because she's very demented and it'd be unethical.
She does believe that grandpa has a harem in the room at the home and, I quote, "is out dancing lambada" while he's in a wheelchair due to having multiple heart attacks.
We had an affair a few years back that we keep secret from everyone.
>>27115700
They're dead. I'm not into incest, much less fucking a corpse or ashes
>>27115737
>>27115818
>>27115823
>>27115879
Stop making excuses faggots.
>>27116003
How were the tits? Did she swallow?
>>27116043
Her tits were nice, really big and not too saggy. The few times she blew me she did swallow.
>>27116043
its not an excuse if they are dead anon also old women are gross majority aren't gonna look like pornstar grannys
I can't. Keep posting hot grannies.
>>27116100
You lucky fuck. I would kill to fuck a nice granny. Not mine though.
>>27116100
Nice, dude. How did it start? Was it her idea or yours?
>>27116116
Man the fuck up faggot and find a granny to fuck.
>>27115700
I work in a retirement community. In the recreations dept.
Most old people are, to be blunt, disgusting physically. It's what happens when you get older. I dont even see the really gross ones.Most of the people I see are the ones that have stayed in shape and have taken care of themselves.
That's not to say old people dont have redeeming qualities (Some have good personalities, some are smart, some are wise, and some are all of the above), but physical attractiveness is not usually one of them. Those that are tend to have huge complexes.
Thats why wasting your youth in front of a screen is a pretty big tragedy. That's why Im trying to spend less time here, and so should you.
UInfortunately, my preferred excersise is running, and it doesnt help attract chicks, but i recently ran a mile under 6 min (5:50). Im 28 and havent done that since high school (best time was 5:10).
>>27116234
It was completely her idea, I never would have and the idea was repulsive to me. I started living with her though for the first time and we became close. That was a first time for her in many years and she wanted something romantic out of it and practically begged and pleaded. I went along with it out of pity really, though partly because I'd never been with a girl before so my brain went stupid at the idea of female intimacy.
It wasn't too terrible while it lasted but I regret it now. Sorry if that puts a damper on your fantasy.
>>27115700
Have I missed the 10 second deadline?
>>27115700
>some 50 year old
>your grandmother
are you literally 12 years old?
she is cremated
should i shove her ashes up my pussy
>>27116597
Please be my cremated granny fucking gf
>>27116303
Are you the guy who's grandma thought her grandson was actually her long-deceased husband?
>>27116769
Uh... no. That definitely didn't happen with me.
>>27115700
one grandma is dead and the other is 3000 miles away
>>27116597
yeahenjoy your toxic shock
>>27116824
>3000 miles
Skype sex
>>27115984
Holy shit top kek
comentariooriginal
>>27116824
Lefty memes are fucking gay
Please go into more detail. Did you cuddle with her. How old was she at the time. Was she fat?
This is turning me on.
Give me some good granny porn please anons
>>27115700
Because she doesn't look like that pic. She looks like a fucking ugly skeleton.
Gross
Then again, I was attracted to hot men in their 50s when I was a teenager, so who am I to judge?
She's out of my league.
>>27117019
This.
Can someone please start posting good granny porn?
>>27116902
Was meant for >>27116801
Pls explain some more. I need this OK
>>27117066
Don't speak about your grandmother that way you garbage
>>27117179
Are you saying you'd fuck his grandma?
>>27115700
>They're both dead.
>Both of them were Christians
>They weren't attractive in the slightest
>Wrinkled genitals are fucking disgusting!
Those good enough reasons for you?
>>27117156
We cuddled yeah, that wasn't so bad. She was 49 when it started and 50 when it ended. She wasn't fat as I'd think of it. It might be kind of a cop out but honestly this pic is fairly close to how she was, >>27116043 just a bit less thick.
>>27117424
Nah, I'm only into Granddaddies
where the gran porn
>>27117520
>being gay
Fucking DISGUSTING
>>27115700
because thats disgusting, incest is for degenerates, and shes dead anywah
ecks dee original comment
>>27115700
she ded, yo
>>27115700
because she isnt the girl in that photo.
im ugly. im genetically inferior. im 1/10. everyone related to me is ugly. i have no sisters.
Would any of you honestly fuck this?
>>27119244
yes, i would fuck anything
both are dead
>>27117489
Jesus she was only 49 at the time? That's like milf age. So how old were you?
Can you tell me how this started. What would she say to you when she begged?
Maybe tell us a short story?
I'm not into necrophilia tbqhwuf
>>27119318
Really? You must be bretty ugly or have zero standards.
I'd probably fuck a mattress before I even considered fucking that.
>>27115700
>>27116043
>>27116234
post more petra
>>27115753
Imagine her old disgusting slobby saliva on your dick, it would just make me want to off myself
Also stop getting hard to this comment
>>27115700
if i showed you a picture of the one who's still alive you'd understand. That and she'd be angry and yelling at me the whole time because she's a bitter old cunt.
>>27119355
My African American compatriotthe feels...
