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>tfw guys lie to you ALL THE TIME just to get in your pants
I know malebots complain on here a lot about girls being cold to them or not giving them the time of day, but at least they're being honest. They just don't want to give you the wrong idea.
i'm lonely girls ITT stand close to me
Contact me at [email protected] if you need anybody to talk to
>>27115602
That's funny, because I feel the exact same way about girls.
They'll lie to get your pants, too. But they don't just lie, they change their whole persona-- interests, values, and past experiences-- just to get in your pants.
>>27115602
Sadly it's the only way to get laid.
You have no fucking idea how hard it is for an average male to get laid
>>27115602
fembots dont exist, kill yourself you fucking whore
Jokes on you, my stragedy to get into the pants of girls is to be absolutely honest about everything, including wanting to get into their pants.
Now if I only looked handsome it might even work.
>>27115655
Sent ;)Oregano
>>27115655
Fuck off dude seriously
>>27115655
This made me laugh a lot. A fucking yahoo account
Please kill yourself, Saged faggot.
>>27115602
You upset that your game of mate selection is being exploited, roastie? It's funny when men lie because the roastie's method of hypergamy falls apart when they can't tell what's real any more.
>>27115602
there is just robots
such thing as fembot is not real
go to lgbt or something
>>27115602
I've experienced this before with gay guys and I have to admit that it's pretty awful. You realize they didn't even like you at all and begin to question everything you thought you knew.
>tfw I have to lie to girls so they dont want to just get in my pants cause my penis is bigger than pretty much all porn stars
I just want them to treat me as a person and not a slab of meat
>>27115665
Guys are masters of this too.
All humans manipulate and lie to get what they want, neither sex is the paragon of humility and virtue. We're all selfish creatures leading our own lives and trying to be happy. You cannot say you've never lied before
>18 and never masturbated before, and I'm seriously not baiting when I say this.
>Only wish is to have a whole bunch of robots watch me do it for the first time while on cam.
>They'll direct me if I start doing it wrong, as they call me deprecating names.
>They'll tell how to finger myself.
Ahhh too bad I don't have enough courage to it though.
>>27115665
To get in the back pocket of your pants you mean. They flaunt promises of sex to unlock access to your wallet.
>>27115655
What's your msn?
>>27115765
Yeah but girls usually lie for the benefit of the guy, while guys' lies are almost always for selfish reasons
>>27115602
>tfw guys lie to you ALL THE TIME just to get in your pants
This is why I only hang out with people who've shown me they are brutally honest. It's easy to tell when someone is being real and genuine to their coreand why I've been here so long
>>27115772
send pussi pics
>>27115602
If you weren't such a horny fucking slut, you could wait more than three seconds before letting him put his hand down your pants and actually get to know him.
Yes, guys lie to fuck girls, but that's mostly because women have made it abundantly clear they don't actually like most men. So men have to pretend to be someone else to actually experience intimacy. Every fucking time I have to interact with a woman around my own age, I have to be on my toes. One wrong word, posture or pause and I'll get labeled as a weirdo. Being around women is so fucking exhausting. But it's the only way to not be alone all the time.
>>27115765
Well then, we're in agreement.
This isn't a 'fembot' feel
>>27115790
Goddamnit. Now it makes sense. I didn't think it was just my good looks alone that would make women back-pedal and deceive like this, but sadly, I hadn't factored in the financial angle.
>Above average looking
>Make good money
Sad that I didn't pick up on it before, desu
>tfw no beta orbiter that gives me money just for existing
>>27115602
Be my girlfriend.
>>27115772
Be my girlfriend.
>>27116105
Be my girlfriend.
>>27115602
I just want to hurt girls with my big dick and lick their assholes. I know this is what girls want yet they pretend they don't. That's not being honest, that's just being a cunt
>>27116183
Will you give me money? :3c
Guaranteed replies the thread #54123443
Authenticity is hard to find. Most people are snakes.
>>27115602
>tfw guys lie to you ALL THE TIME just to get in your pants
Does that mean I never have sex because I'm too honest?
>>27116246
Only in exchange for loyalty and sincere affection.
>>27116405
That sounds fair, sure.
>>27116439
Okay where do you live?
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>>27115602
Yep. We're like vampires. Just lie back and try to enjoy it.
On the other hand we're very honest about needing you like we need air :3
You should be happy that you can be useful and give men pleasure desu
>tfw your sister got all the good genes and you're an ugly flat mess
>closeted lesbian
>failing uni
>crushingly alone
>a big old pile of dead friends, mentors, and family to mourn
It doesn't help to be biologically hardwired to be retarded and weak.
The suicide attempt meme is right too, absolutely pathetic displays both times.
is this another "roasties blog for pity before going out to get deepdicked by chad" thread
I just want a cute guy on speed dial to let me suck his dick and swallow his cum but still respects me and treats me like a human being
>>27115665
Probably no one wants to get in your pants niggarooni
>>27116473
>tfw have two very succesful, gorgeous thin sisters who lead amazing lives making incredible money overseas and I want to kill myself
>>27116521
No?
Why's that?
>>27115772
Honey, you need to start loving yourself , you need to go to church . you need to grow the fuck up
I've honest to god never lied to get into anyone's pants. I've just always been honest about who i am and my intentions. It works ok.
>>27116473
Would like to see a pic of this "ugly flat mess" I mean flat is adorable. As for ugly, the fact you're on rk9 means you probably have really low self esteem. Doesn't mean you're actually ugly.
>>27116513
>wants to be treated like a person while treating a man like a dick
Roasties.
>>27116542
>Loving myself
Kek
>Growing up
You don't know me
>Go to church
KEKEKEKEEKKEKEKEKEEKKEKEEKEKKEEK
>>27116105
I'll give you a penny for your thoughts.
>>27116667
;o waddup baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAJ_74tDZzU
>>27116618
I'd treat him like a person jeeze, jumping he gun there. it would be a mututally beneficial exchange, he gets his dick sucked, I get to suck dick, we chat and enjoy each others company.
>>27116467
In a house. :^)
>>27116678
A penny saved is a penny earned. We don't have pennies in circulation anymore, though. You'll have to give me a nickel.
>>27116513
Literally the relationship I had with my ex gf
>>27116513
since when did women enjoy blowjobs
>>27115954
God tier post
>>27116797
I dont have time for a bf sadly
>>27116802
I get off on pleasuring someone and enjoy the feeling of a penis in my mouth, plus the overall act of a BJ is enjoyable for me and I strive to be the best that I can be. There are a lot of women out there that enjoy giving BJ's.
>>27115602
Oh fuck off. You want them in your pants. You all do. You act like you want love but you don't. Please just go back to fucking Tyrone.
>>27115602
You bring nothing else to a relationship besides your body because you don't have to.
>get a bf from /r9k/
>he stops replying to me all of a sudden
>>27116926
>There are a lot of women out there that enjoy giving BJ's.
this is false
>>27115665
What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?Women won't blow your penis
Fembots I need your help. I left /r9k/ a few years ago and set out to become a normie, but I started lurking /r9k/ again recently because I've been having this nagging feel that is the only thing keeping me from being a Normalfag. You see, I have never had a gf, and I always spill spaghetti around grills. I feel like this has gone on long enough to the point that I am stunted when it comes to flirting and courting femanons. Can you guys plz tell me how to into flirting and stuff? I've done other research but I would like to get opinions from actual grills. Thnx so much.
>>27116926
>tfw no bj buddy
>>27115602
>fembot feels
Fuck off cunt, no woman allowed on this board.
>>27117022
>implying girls know how to flirt
They don't need to flirt because men literally throw themselves at them.
>>27117022
Stop worrying about it so much. Find a girl who shares your interests and hobbies and that will make it easier to talk to her. Gradually drop hints you want a more romantic relationship by suggesting to go do something together with dinner included. I don't know much since I never had a boyfriend, but to not get friendzoned, be more aggressive that you like her. Don't be a beta cuck. Not saying go full chad, but let her know you are serious about pursuing a relationship with her. For actual flirting, discussing things you both like should be enough to develop an emotional bond. Idk if this helps, anon. It's hard, but try to be more firm in your interest in a girl.
>>27115602
Of course we do.
You can never understand our need of sex (or fappin), unless you start to produce 20x more testosterone and shit.
Males are deceivers yes, and females are simply cruel.
Well, I'm very honest and most girls hate it. If a girl asks if she's fat I'll just say "yes you're a bit overweight" while other guys say she looks good and call her a far lard behind her back. But I always get the bad rep for being honest. That is why men lie, because 99 percent of women don't actually want to hear the truth even if it's with good intentions.
are any fembots interested in "taking the lead" in a relationship? not sexually necessarily
>>27115602
The fembot I was dating broke up with me two days ago because I was focused on helping her and being supportive to her circumstances and general person. I'm not even baiting, I'm honestly confused.
>>27117530
it's probably some variation of clinginess. you cared too much too quickly.
Today I gave schizo senpai a box of chocolates, I wanted to slip in a love note inside it confessing my undying love for him so it could be just like my chinese cartoons but I lacked the balls. He was really surprised and happy though.
>>27116473
god I fucking feel you.
especially when other people see your sister and expect you to be equally as gorgeous.
attention : nearly all humans are shit
My ex is probably cuddling with his gf right now as she sleeps satisfied from hardcore sex. My other ex is up in New York meeting women way more attractive and social than me and I'm here drowing my sorrows in wine I don't even like as I realize the only people who talk to me are exes and they don't care anymore and never will
>>27118392
cut contact with your exs immediately
>>27116926
Pls live in Texas
How do guys feel about being called cute?
One of my exes liked it when I called him cute, but the other found it emasculating.
>>27116926
What about enjoying BJ to a massive dick thats normally to big for a BJ?
>>27118548
That would be awesome, would make me feel really good. I feel guys don't get compliments as much on physical appearance
>>27115655
Fuck that I have a ROCKETMAIL. account
anyone here have that?
>>27118411
Then I'll have nobody to talk to. I should though. I've stopped initiating conversations so that's a start
>fuck bad boy Chad
>shocked shocked when he was just interested in nsa sex
>>27118719
Add me on Skype senpai: absolutxChris
>>27115772
>tfw my only wish is to see a girl's first orgasm
You have to do it, you'll fulfill both of our wishes
>>27115954
>If you weren't such a horny fucking slut, you could wait more than three seconds before letting him put his hand down your pants and actually get to know him.
The twisted agency in this sentence is hilarious. Sack up robots, you're only mad at women because they're the bearers of bad news - that better men not only exist, but in fact are quite common. If you really wanted to improve your lives, you'd find ways to cut down all the other men around you but the nature of betas is that they will always lash out at a target who can't actually fight back.
>>27116732
That will never happen honey sorry.
I'm a honest guy and it only puts me in meh tier. Girls need clowns and cucks that play the hint game and all that crap.
Fuck you girls (more like guys irl lmao) for your false dichotomies. If we gave enough fucks about gender roles and played the part we would be normies. I'm beeing myself all time. It's funny how you tumblrwhales are afraid of posting your shit on your fememeism site and always leech into male dominated space for attention.
Are you seriously telling me that you can't tell the difference between someone who's just interested in sex, and someone who actually wants to be in a relationship with you? Christ, I thought women could read body language better than men. You deserve whatever you get for chasing players, the same way thirsty men deserve to be shit on by manipulative, two-faced sluts.
>>27117004
then what about me bro
>>27117056
it sucks man
>>27118537
No, but I have a qt accent for americans
>>27118599
is it too big to fit in my mouth (Aka too thick) or is it too long? long dicks are easier to jam down my throat, never tried with a too thick one. If it stretches my jaw too much and I cant do my job properly I'd probably just get pissed off.
>>27118964
I know thats why this is a feels thread
>>27120210
It's not their fault. There's evidence that when they're ovulating, their hormones actually trick them into perceiving masculine men as having better personalities than they actually do. You can't blame them for it any more than you can blame a guy for wanting to have sex - it's just hormones.
>>27115602
yeah must be tough having to wrry about that sort of stuff rather than you know.. all the real pressures society puts on men with expectations
>>27115602
Won't really need to do that if and when we can create eggs to fertilize
I want a kid but I don't want the woman attached to it after birth. It takes way to long for you to open up for breeding THEN you become even more annoying for 9 months and who fucking knows what happens after that
I can't just breakup or blow her off after birth either thanks to our shitty system being in the mothers favor.
>>27115602
Haha what, I dont even even tell girls my right name.
Im pulling sooo many lies out of my ass, im astonished that it actually works.
>>27116926
YOu sound like me and eating pussy. I make that shit my art. I've gone down on my gf four times a day sometimes. If I remember
>Wake her up by munching her box
>We fuck
>Go take a shower
>Sit down
>She basically humps my face to orgasm (eating a girl out in the shower implies you'll have a lot more water in your mouth than you'd think. It just drips into your mouth)
>Come home later that day
>Eat her out before dinner because I enjoy eating her out while she sits down in a chair or something
>Later that evening, eat her out, fuck'
I'm not even submissive, I just REALLY like eating pussy. I'm honestly worried I'll get throat cancer from this, that's how much I love it.
So good on you, fembot, for finding your sexual passion. Become the best darn cocksucker that your future bf has ever seen!
>>27120600
Dude, at this point you have to be careful. Even if you're not trying to be submissive, it can subconsciously affect her opinion of you if you're always pleasuring her way more than she pleasures you.
>>27120631
>>27120631
Nah, I have really rough, dominant sex with her though.
I'll make her count to like 25 spanks before I even start fingering her, and then she just sorta melts when I put it in. It's cute to make her beg to cum.
Like I said, I really enjoy being dominant. My body kinda smothers hers and it's really animalistic and sexy. She likes it too.
>>27120649
>tfw I always tell my gf to beg me to let her cum
>she never does it, says it's humiliating
Oh well, she lets me fuck whatever hole I want whenever I want.
>>27115602
Guys deal with a lot of lying women as well. And that's just for money and shit, not even sex. The emotional manipulation game is far too real.
Here's hoping it gets better for you, OP. Same to any other fembot that deals with shit guys.
>>27115772
Holy shit i'd love to see this before killing myself
>>27120696
>>27120696
Awwww, I really wanna fuck my girl up the ass.
She was a virgin when we met, so sex is still all new to her and stuff.
Hey, is your gfs butthole hairy? Mine has a really hair b-hole and I'm wondering how normal that is. I've asked her if she'd shave, and she said she tries, but it's really hard to reach (and I understand that)
I've never told her, but I think it's really gross. I have a butthole thing (I think they're qt) and want her to have a really nice looking one.
>>27120797
>I've asked her if she'd shave, and she said she tries, but it's really hard to reach (and I understand that)
have you offered to shave it for her?
>>27120825
Yep!
She said she'd "let me know"
>you will NEVER be a worthless walking vagina whose only worth is the wet hole between their legs
Feels GREAT man
>>27120797
My girl basically refuses to even let me see her without panties on if she hasn't shaved within the last day, including her asshole. My girl was a virgin too but she agreed to anal only a few weeks after I took her virginity. I didn't even have to convince her, just told her I want to do it and a few weeks later she said she wanted to.
Might help if you first start by playing with her asshole first, just with your finger/tongue. Don't stick your finger inside, just play with the opening.
>>27115602
>at least they're being honest.
actually, no they're not.
Women lie about the number of men they've been with.
Women lie in order to avoid rejecting you.
Women lie when they agree to do something with you.
Women lie when they cancel on you last minute.
Women lie when they compliment you because they think it's a nice thing to do.
Women lie when they say "not all women are like that."
Women lie when they wear a white wedding dress.
Women lie about being suicidal for attention, wasting valuable medical resources when doctors spend time pumping Flintstones vitamins out of your stomach.
Women lie when they say feminism is about equality.
Women lie when they say they can be lonely.
Every breath is a lie when it comes from a woman.
>>27120850
I've rimmed her. I like rimming too.
I'm trying to instill an enthusiasm for sex in her. Nothing she's unwilling to do, of course, but I'd love it if she was proactive like I am in sex.
>>27120906
It's a waste of effort mate, girls just aren't proactive, in both sex and life in general.
Its called persuasion mlady
Any fembots wanna talk
>>27120226
>then what about me bro
'you're just a fucking illusion
guys carenw way more about makign girls feel good and cum than the reverse. no gil\rl brags about how hard she made a guy cum. no girl even cares about a guy cumming, or if he can't it's his fault. girls dont care about guy pleasuring during sex.
I THINK THE BOY I LIKE HAS AUTISM
EEEEE
>tfw you dress up as a reverse trap as surprising gay guys and straight women is the only way you get sexually aroused
>>27121185
That sexual arousal won't do much if they don't want to have sex with you.
The waifu age will sort all these issues out.
>>27121152
>guys carenw way more about makign girls feel good and cum
If you honestly believe this you're a giant fucking delusional idiot
>>27115602
I'd rather have some fake attention than being completely ignored
A "seen" on facebook chat hurts way more than a small lie
>>27121269
Wha's not to believe? Girls dont brag about how hard they made a guy cum. GIrls dont brag about tye number of orgsms they gave a guy. Guys PRIDE themselves on the sexual pleasure they gave a girl., while GIRLs only care abou themselves, about how they felt, about bo many times they came. girls dont give a fuck about guys i n sexual intercourse.
>>27121368
you don't know what you're asking for
>>27118548
Calling a robot cute is an insult.
You only say it out of politeness, but girls only fuck and date guys they call "hot" and "sexy".
Actually, don't compliment a robot, it makes me paranoid and want to kill you
>>27121641
The majority of women "put up with" sex so that the guy can get off, they see it as a chore because guys DON'T care about getting women off and pleasing them. Women ARE sexual creatures (Look at all the erotica that exists) that have libido's but men have fucked around for so long that women just don't think they like sex
This is why I hate compliments anymore. I feel like it's just a strategy to manipulate me. It all seems fake. I wish men would take the time to get to know me before trying to hit on me. But everyone just wants to fuck right away.
I guess it's because women are also monsters to them. They don't want to get caught "in the friend zone" It must be hard for boys too when women use them for money or someone to complain to and get attention from. They get used as well. And now here we all are. Jaded and untrusting.
>>27121702
>I wish men would take the time to get to know me before trying to hit on me.
WAAHHHHHHHH STOP BEING ATTRACTED TO ME
WAAHHHHHHHHH STOP WANTING TO GIVE ME MONEY, GIFT, AND ORGASMS
WAHHHH STOP WANTING TO HANG OUT WITH ME
:'(((+(++(((
FEMBOOT FEELZ GUISE, WE CAN B ROBUTS 2 ;(((((
Fucking kill yourself
>>27121702
It's the unfortunate debacle we all navigate. Trust goes both ways; if you don't have any faith in the other side, you've shut them out before they've even had a chance. But on the other, if you give them a chance and it just leads to backstabbing, it's hard to trust. And ultimately there's no right answer except in retrospect; you only learn whether you were right to trust after you've trusted.
>>27118679
I have a rocketmail
I use it as a secondary private email for when I want to do lewd things
despite the fact that nobody lets me do lewd things to them
>>27121687
Well all of that is clearly because women fake a nd DECEIR their pleasure rather than tell a tood man how to make them feel good, because tye EFFORT they might spend educatuin a man is wirth less than ut is hiopinh a Chad wulll fyck them the way they ljje.
Guys want t9maioke girls fwwl good, bur hey dont want to help. Not at all.
>>27121687
>but men have fucked around for so long that women just don't think they like sex
Women actually don't like sex as much or in the same way that guys do
It's been proven by various studies and basic observational skills
>>27121777
trips speaks.
I would rather people be attracted to who I am. I didn't choose how I look. I'd rather be liked for who I am.
I don't want their money or gifts or orgasms. I want someone that really loves me.
>>27121800
Are you drunk? kek
>>27121854
Probably a mobilefag if not on crack
>Be honest
>Never get laid
You don't really give incentive to not be a scumbag
>>27121798
Yeah I have only ever gotten backstabbed and cheated on. I want to get over it and I want to trust people it's so hard when I feel so insecure though. Constantly thinking it's all fake. "no one could ever/would ever actually like you they're just trying to use you." But it's lonely not having friends. Safe but so lonely.
>>27121854
If I were nit drunk the words I say have no lesss meaning. Just admit this is how women view sex. Women don't caer about male pleasure.
>>27121839
Shut the fuck up.
You're like a billionaire complaining about having too many yachts.
You don't know loneliness nor complete rejection from society.
You can have a loving boyfriend in literally 0.00005s just cus you're a girl.
I could dedicate my life to improvement and caring for a girl, and still end up as virgin betabux.
Fuck you, stupid cunt.
I hope you get chopprd up by a helicopter after you fall off a hot air balloon
>>27115602
>women are honest to men
>>27121902
Not your opinion that tipped me off.
I care about giving them pleasure when I feel that they care about me as a person. Although in this culture today most women think that men don't need sex. Society acts like it's a selfish thing. I've always felt that for men sex is like what compliments or gifts are for women. They need it to feel loved and wanted. Denying your man sex for to long makes them feel unloved. Caring wives/girlfriends shouldn't make their men feel unloved.
>>27115602
>at least they're being honest
>Women
>>27121939
If sex is the end goal women have it easier. If love is the end goal both genders are just as fucked.
>>27121817
Fembot here, and while I agree in most cases, I personally want sex a lot more than any of the guys I've dated/fucked.
Can't really argue with studies and I agree women in general don't like sex as much as guys, but not all the time.
>>27121974
>If love is the end goal both genders are just as fucked.
Guys are fucked there as well.
Men factually fall in love faster than women and fall out of love slower than women. The person in the relationship who cares the least has the most power. Again, women win.
>tfw so ugly guys don't even talk to you
>after years of being shut-in, I try to approach one
>he tells all his m8s about me and I've become a living meme for his friend group
>they pity him because I crush on him
>"haha poor Tom that ugly chick wants his D"
Kill me
>>27121974
I literally just specified "loving boyfriend".
Sure, you'll run into some guys that just want to fuck, but you still have way more of a chance of finding love.
I have literally less than 0 chance at love and sex because I'm an ugly beta male.
Even down syndrome girls get Chad boyfriends.
Fuck, I hope this is bait.
If not, get the fuck off my board you disgusting slut.
>>27121984
Start using a trip so I can filter your degeneracy
>>27122009
I don't think I've ever had a guy genuinely fall in love with me.
>amidoinitwrong?
But I do see other women where that is true. They seem to have a never ending supply of caring boyfriends. Usually they're selfish bitches though who don't deserve it.
Idk maybe it's just me.
>>27121878
Girls don't actually want honesty, especially if it's "I am here looking for sex"
They basically just want attention, then a connection, then a tiny relationship that they can fall back on should their other relationships feel inadequate
If a girl isn't going to eventually be interested in fucking you, it's because she doesn't actually want to have casual sex, she isn't attracted to you, or she feels like she doesn't know you well enough to fuck you
the expand on the last option, girls aren't actually looking for 1 night stands, especially not with guys on tinder or shit like that
they might go to a club because they are feeling bad about themselves and let some hot guy gush on about them and eventually go back to their place, but you won't find that unless you're already attractive
sex is a lot better when it's with someone you know, with someone you trust, and someone you care about, and women are actively trying to recreate that (unless it's just a hot guy)
And the only reason hot guys get more action is because beyond the fact that they are hot, people automatically trust attractive people; attractive people are seen as cleaner, nicer, and people assume that they have a good personality (even if they treat others like shit)
>>27121984
I'm not going to say that this definitely is your situation, so I'm not, you could just be an outlier and have a super high libido
But often times, girls feel this way because the people they are in relationships with don't want to fuck it up and let sex happen on the girl's terms because you can force a girl to want to have sex with you
Sexual attraction is often related to romantic attraction, so if a girl doesn't feel like you care about her in some way, sex has a smaller chance of happening
And really, casual sex refers to semi-anonymous sex, as in you barely get to know the person before you do the deed
Most women aren't actually into just finding a dick to jam inside of them
>>27122013
Please be my gf
I have no friends
Please
I'll love you forever in
>>27122013
Please Please Please message me
It honestly doesn't matter where you are because we can still talk
Give me your email, phone number, kik, facebook, literally any contact information
>>27121902
It's because it's harder to make a girl cum than it is to make a guy cum
Jesus you're a faggot
>>27122042
>>27122061
She's gonna turn you both down.
Women want Chad, not you.
She's lonely out of choice
>>27115602
>fembot feels
>tfw guys lie to you ALL THE TIME just to get in your pants
ya I don't know that feel at all... I thought other fembots never had guys hitting on them....
>>27121951
Blah blah a load of bullshit, more pretemding that women care sexyually about men; more pretenses that the co9se comfort men get from women are nit mean8hgless..
>>27122061
>>27122042
I can't tell if you're making fun of me or not
Even if you weren't if you saw me you'd want to kill yourself
>>27122101
Can't quite understand what you're saying :[
>>27122103
literally every single girl I talk to stops talking to me before I would ever get bored of her
you have a significantly higher chance of dropping me as a conversation partner than I do you
>>27122094
it's a bait thread
if fembots really did exist, besides calling them robots like every other robot on here, they wouldn't make a thread like this
they'd probably just shit post in any other feels thread
>>27122103
No, I'm not making fun of you.
I'm also very ugly, so I have had females gag in my presence.
Please be my girlfriend.
Contact?
>>27120883
only because men will have a tizzy if you're honest
>>27122086
Just because it's harder doesn't mean women should care less. Guys really like to make girls cum while girls just don't give a shit about guys' pleasure.
>>27117022
When I get anxiety from talking to someone I picture beating the shit out of them in my head and it makes me feel in control and projects confidence.
>>27122040
>Most women aren't actually into just finding a dick to jam inside of them
because its stupidly high risk with little pay off. Ive fucked seven guys from tinder and not a single one got me off or even attempted to beside some ten second fumbling downstairs. I deleted tinder after it was obvious all guys talked a big game and dont give an actual shit. Some guys are even straight up and tell you theyre not gonna get you off, it's like bizzaro world.
On top of that PIV sex doesnt actually do fuck all for women, which is half the problem, guys actually have to do stuff to get a woman to cum.
You obviously don't hang around enough young women, the amounts of complaints I hear from chicks saying their bf's dont fuck them enough or women joking about "how their boyfriend wanted a woman with a high libido but cant keep up" is astounding.
>>27122164
Please use a trip :)
I need to filter all sluts and degenerates.
>>27122164
>woman doesn't orgasm from penetration
>complains men are bad at sex
Maybe women who don't cum from fucking are the ones bad at sex
>>27122013
I know how shitty that feels, I also had that happen to me. The worst part is he was most embarassigly obnoxious, stupid, drug addicted liberal blm turd ever. And it's horrifying that I would ever stoop so low. Every time ppl joke about me liking him, I cringe at how desperate I clearly showed I was.
The bright side is I got rejected from him and never dated him or anyone.
>>27122164
>fucked 7 strangers from the Internet
>didn't climax with any of them
You are the only constant in that experiment, maybe you are a shitty lay?
>>27122184
>being this fucking stupid
women don't have much feeling in the vagina you dickless retard, learn some fucking anatomy and maybe you'll be able to get some big bertha to feel a slight tingle in her nether regions at least once in your life.
I bet you think the vagina is the labia too
>>27122129
You're fucking right.
Good thing you hos don't care for the 2nd Amendment.
Baka ass motherfuckers.
>>27122212
the difference is they all came, the constant is the fact that theyre all men
I bet if I fucked a dyke I'd cum.
>>27122143
>>27122086
You're both wrong
When it comes to sex, most of the time, both genders play it differently
When guys are fucking, they are trying to give themselves an orgasm by actively fucking someone
They might also take time out of their own pleasure schedule to try and get a girl off, but there's the problem
A lot of girls are passive in bed
They don't try to get themselves off with the guy, they let the guy get them off which is why a lot of women were unsatisfied with the whole sexual encounter thing
>>27122164
In my experience and research, your problem is that you aren't active enough
you say "nobody got me off" and "guys actually have to do things to get women off", but what if you tried making him make you cum
I'm not saying you let him eat you out, I'm saying that you find some groove on his body like maybe his face, drag his fingers down and use them like a dildo, do something towards your own pleasure instead of hoping a guy will pleasure you
Guys enjoy sex more than girls because they know how to get themselves off
Girls also know how to get themselves off, but it's not something that they do as much
But that's a maybe, maybe your own personal experiences suck because guys always just want to flick your clit for 10 seconds and then jerk off using your pussy
If a guy hasn't satisfied you enough, rape him until you do get off
I mean, you can't actually rape men so do the female equivalent of forcing sex on someone
>>27122164
Get a dildo/vibrator and shut the fuck up.
>>27122128
>>27122126
kik: godslonelymen
Just please don't come there to bully me and I might spazz out of convo bc >autism
All of this talk about mind games and whatever other psychological bullshit people pull makes me terrified of the day I ever start becoming interested in relationships.
>>27122221
I wish I could carry but I live in bongistan
all feminist issues could be solved by just carrying a gun since it all stems from having to keep in mind that a man could kill you with his bare hands if he wanted to but with a ting ting you can get true equality
>>27122238
That's probably because you don't use your own genitals to stimulate someone else's genitals as often if you're a lesbian/engaging in lesbian sex, which is hard to do unless you're fucking a guy
You're essentially looking for someone to masturbate you, which is more than fine, but it's honestly something you have to find rather than let someone do
also
>fembot here
>I've fucked at least 5 guys
don't do that
you aren't a robot just because you're on /r9k/, I mean, look at me
>>27122253
ultra top secret cheat code for finding a partner who doesnt do that shit: someone whos parents are not divorced
>>27122260
>but I live in bongistan
Lol, it's your own fault.
Just move or get one illegally.
>>27121647
I'm asking to be noticed. Yo get some attention once a while too
You're the one who doesn't know what is asking about. If you want to be utterly ignored and shot down everytime you attempt contact with someone of the opositte sex, I'll gladly switch places with you
>>27122164
Go beg your mother to have swallowed you, filthy subhuman whore.
>>27122238
holy shit this has got to be b8
>>27122286
I'm going to move to wyoming since that seems to be the right balance of gun rights/not too hot a climate/few non-whites
>>27122316
Cool, vote smart sis.
Buy a goddamn rifle too.
>>27122186
The problem is that my one-itis I crush on is actually very shy (stutters when he talks) and has never had a gf himself.
But still he's too much of a chad for me.
I'm at the low low bottom of the foodchain
>>27122331
I will probably get an AK because I read they are the most reliable and if I've learnt anything from using computers it's that the more to go wrong there is the more it will go wrong
>>27122417
Go with Arsenal AKs.
>>27122294
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