Why didn't you just marry your childhood friend, robots?
>>27115537
Because I didn't have one.
>>27115537
Because much to my dismay, 2D isn't real.
>>27115537
She became a hardcore feminist. I started browsing this shithole. We went different ways.
What's a childhood friend?
>>27115537
Because our world is neither just nor kind.
He died of muscular dystrophy.
>>27115537
Wtf do you think? She left just like every other woman
>>27115593
not as different as you think senpai
>>27115537
I never had a childhood friend (well a female one) and this *still* hits me like a fucking truck
I hate this existence
>>27115537
didnt have one
shut up robot
>>27115537
because moving schools, states, countries means you can't
and forget
parents moved me away because they "hated shoveling snow"
yeah...
>>27115537
She jumped on the cock carrousel and I'm a virgin. M-maybe when she gets off she'll finally look at me?
>>27115650
only good reason itt
also loool
because she cheated on me after dating me for a year and a half in high school
>>27115752
yes. she'll realize that what she was looking for was right in front of her all along. and you'll settle for her loose, flappy vag.
She didn't want me. Then she moved away.
>tfw tried to stalk her but she has no social media
Because real life isn't a slice of life anime
>>27115537
In reality the roles are of course reversed from that pic.
But in general because she shoved me away and my cyborg self just adjusted it's false face ruleset to "never show sexual attraction towards women".
It's not her fault really, it's me being a fucked up parody of a person.
>>27115537
My childhood friend is a guy and see aren't gay
Childhood female friends
1. Became a super christfag, 100x better looking than me and is marrying a Christian 'virgins till marriage' overchad this year. I could never marry her desu, she is legitimately too good and pure for me and I do care about her happiness even though I don't see her that much anymore.
2. Ended up homeless for awhile, ended up going the alt-path, lots of piercings and tats, has a kid and a stable boyfriend.
3. Got knocked up by a redneck, had a biracial child and lives with her parents again after losing her babydaddy. She actually still lives next door and chats me up every so often, I'm sure she's not attracted to me though.
>>27115752
Do you really wanna be this guy?
The girl who was one of my friends when I was young became girlfriend to this other friend I had.
It was probably for the best. He had to have complimentary lessons because he was so bad at school, and she had dyslexia or something.
>>27115537
>girl who bullied me in elementary school is now a tv weather girl/reporter somewhere in the midwest
>Im still living at home, a khv, and dont have a half decent job despite my ba.
I've never had a female friend other than my sister, and I'm just not into incest.
>>27115795
M-maybe she'll still be able to love me, after losing her virginity to the local Chad when we were kids, and fucking probably 300+ guys since then.
M-maybe she'll let me love her, maybe she won't be disgusted by the fact that I'm a virgin, right? I mean, women have feelings, they want l-love, right? Eventually they realize that the bad boys are jerks and they settle for the guy who really loves them, r-right?
>>27115862
W-what's wrong there?! She realized the error of her ways!
We lost contact in middle school. And she's dating some Chad now
because i made a huge mistake and she never forgave me
He's a man, baby
>>27115537
She's like a sister to me though.
>>27115952
Sounds like storytime, my original familia
>implying i had one
Le not a downvote herb
>>27115537
I had a childhood friend. We dated for years and I was going to ask her to marry me after highschool. She cheated on me and ruined me for a long time. I haven't seen her since. Sit doesn't work out happy for everyone.
>>27115997
no, its too terrible and it scares me to talk about it even on anonymous origami boards
>>27116025
Shit I mean, I'm goddamn tired of auto correct.
>>27116027
Come on, man. Might help to get it off your chest.
>>27116025
Shit, nigga. Sorry to hear that.
>>27115920
Oh my god that is seriously enraging.
Is this how women really think? Please tell me that the majority of women do not actually act like this.
God damn I hate them, what wretched cunts.
They need to be enslaved to men and beaten regularly, it's the only way to make them decent.
>>27116101
>Anon's first redpill
I'm sorry you had to find out about this from a Polynesian spirograph symposium.
>>27116091
In retrospect it was probably for the best. Other people I knew would always comment on how goddamned loud she would speak. I didn't notice it until after we broke up. They were right. She ended up marrying the guy she cheated on me with, after it all I am glad she's happy though. Even though I've never forgiven her.
>>27115537
Because I moved away when I started taking an interest and I've been alone ever since.
>having a childhood friend
>implying the girl next door doesn't pine for and get fucked by chad instead anyways
childhood friend is a myth
>>27116101
You know people from 4chan go on reddit and falseflag all the time right?
>>27115537
I'm still looking for him, with the help of social media you'd think I'd find him by now. We were neighbors up until 5 years old when his dad dropped dead in the driveway in front of us. He overdosed on medicine to kill himself while I was at his house. Now that I think of it, I think he wanted us to see because he was originally inside while we were outside.
Before him and his mom moved away he gave me a music box, it's pink and has dancing ballerinas with music when you open it. I still have it and it's been 18 years. I think I may have an idea of who he is. I recently added a guy on Facebook with his first and possibly last name (and near my town) and he looks like a complete scumbag. What a fatherless white trash boy would look like. Maybe I'll message him, should I do it? In a way I don't want to, all these years I pictured him being such a sweet and wholesome guy.
>>27116212
Message him, kids don't recover easily from seeing a parent die. It's probably still hitting him hard.
>>27115537
REEEE THIS PICTURE DOESNT MAKE SENSE WHAT IS THIS CRACK PAIRING SHIT TOKI AND AND AKO KYOUSKE NEVER MET EACH OTHER AND HES ALREADY PAIRED WITH TACOS AND THEY ALL GO TO DIFFERENT SCHOOLS AND GREW UP IN DIFFERENT REGIONS WHAT THE FUCK
>>27115537
Because i forgot
and now i can't remember
>>27115819
In all of my years and watching hundreds of anime, I can't even think of a single anime off the top of my head where the childhood friend won
>>27115861
>I'm sure she's not attracted to me though.
She's probably looking for a stable guy now anon! This could be your chance!
>>27116543
Well, there was fatty from Amagami, if you consider "Every Girl Wins" canon.
>>27115537
>no matter how hard you try
>no matter how lucky you are
>no matter how hard you desire
>you will never ever be able to live the purest form of love
it physically pains me at least once every 2 hours
>>27116605
You know that doesn't count anon. Hell, iirc they weren't even really "together" until the afterstory in that series.
>>27116771
Good. There's nothing worse than fat girls believing that they deserve to be loved.
>>27115537
my childhood friend's little sister, who used to play lewd games with me when we were little, turned out to be a turbo slut and hot as well. i haven't seen her in 22 years.
>>27116836
>used to play lewd games with me when we were little
Sounds like she might have been sexually abused. You probably dodged a bullet there.
>>27115650
>IM A GIRL BTW
Too bad it wasn't you instead.
>>27116962
> gay people don't exist
>>27115552
/thread
time to wrap this up
>>27115537
Anime life
This is real life
>>27117556
This is /r9k/'s life, but without the girl obviously
>>27117556
Welp originalis
>>27115537
I just wanted to hang out and play video games with her at her awesome house with the trampoline/cable TV to escape mine.
Eventually just stopped going over as she was like 4+ years older and was in high school while I was still in elementary. Didn't have any other friends, but the gap there was getting awkward, and I felt like I was getting to be an annoyance to everyone cuz of it.
She's a lesbian now anyway, last I heard. Probly still a cool bro, would trade yu-gi-oh and magic cards with again.
Never had one. The only girl who came close was a girl who I knew liked me during childhood. The moment she went to high school was the same moment she changed and started dating chads (she is basically a stacey now). I tried saying hi to her one day but she straight up ignored me to talk to her chad friend.
My childhood friends became lesbians when they went to college.
>>27117301
*shouldnt
Cleaned that up for ya
>>27115537
We both moved. I don't remember her last name. And I'm pretty sure she liked me too...
>>27115537
My childhood friend was in an abusive household + got kicked out and became homeless + started doing hard drugs + now thinks nobody will ever love her. im ngl, i stalk her but it just depresses me because shes suicidal and lonely constantly. i tried to tell her i loved her once but she told me i was a fucking idiot for saying that & that if i let her shed become attached for life.
I haven't even seen her in like 8 years, haven't actually talked to her in an even longer amount of time.
>>27115537
My childhood friend was my cousin.
Every girl hated me because my family wasn't part of the Communist Party so I didn't have other friends who were girls.
I became avoidant in 2nd elementary grade because of PC addiction. Spent my time in net cafes.
Worth it. I'm not a strongwall of zero emotions. Girls suck as people.
>>27119153
you could have saved her. i would cut off my arm to have the chances you did
>>27115537
Because I moved away at 9 years old.
Me and my siblings visited less and less when we moved. She became the kind of person that is disgusted by people like me anyway but I should be happy for that
>>27115537
She hit puberty and found Chad
She became that "popular girl" in high school and I never associated with her again. Oh and she has one of them Chad boyfriends.
>>27120376
how could i have? theres no way i could have let her live with me back then and i made empty promises constantly. she doesnt trust me and wont accept any help or any promise i make. i know i fucked up.
she died, closest thing to that would be my cousin
>>27115537
HOW DO SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE CHILDHOOD FRIENDS???
I married the girl I babysat and lived next to.
Don't post NTR here.
>>27115537
>Implying
I didn't have a female one of those.
>>27115537
I fucked it up
She was all over me, even straight up asked me to homecoming and I blew itthat was 7 years ago and I'm still not over her
>>27115537
Why is her skirt so fucking short?
>>27115537
Im with mine for 15 years now. Its been easy and hard and crazy. I was literally crying remembering our first date and then how she asked me out before I found this thread.
She turned into a bitch, went off to ride the cock carousel and amassed orbiters, and finally came crawling back to me when she realized Chads won't love her.
She became hot as fuck and completely out leagued me.
>>27121855
In anime you can decide "this skirt will never flip up" and it will be so, so any skirt's long enough if you decide it's long enough.
But it's short because titillation.
>>27116091
KILL ALL NORMALFAGS
>>27115537
We didn't have feelings for each other and when we were old enough to get married, we had already grown too far apart.
>>27122676
How did you end up, anon?
>>27122826
And who are the normalfags?
>>27121999
Trips and love? Pls get off my board before I kill myself.
Because shemarried my brother
>>27123036
Alphonse is that you?
>>27123036
>>27123093
Alphonse is a cuck?
>>27115537
Because we don't have anything in common anymore. Plus she's already married, and had a kid recently.
I moved away from home when I was 10 and so I don't have a childhood friend.
>>27116543
Kanon maybe? Childhood friend wins. Then again at least 2/3 of the girls were childhood friends to some degree with main character.
>>27119153
Are you Pun Pun?
>>27115537
She became a Mormon. I slid from normie to autist from the age of 18 to now. We dated for 6 months but she decided to marry this lame boring Mormon guy who I want to throttle.
>>27121999
Fuck you. Sincerely, this entire thread.
>>27115537
This pic is bullshit, my gf used to be my best friend for at least 5 years.
We started dating after high school then after a month she just fucking cut me off and left for good.
I didnt have one.
Most people in my childhood disliked me for being a quiet and few shades darker than them.
>>27115537
I don't have one, it's all I've ever wanted.
It's weird to me how some people still recognize you after ten years. Like there was this girl I went to 1st to 4th grade to school and she somehow instantly recognized me, telling old stories about stuff I almost completely forgot. I don't have facebook and never really left the house back where I used to live, it's a mystery to me. Normal people are fucking weird man.
>>27117694
Fuck man. I didn't ask for these feelings.
At least I'm still trying to make her realize her feelings for me. That cold exterior of hers won't convince me.
>>27122826
Shut up you autist nigger. Normies run this board now. DEAL WITH IT :)))
>>27115537
Maybe one day. (Though, I don't want to be married. Pointless)
But she's in a relationship and she doesn't see me that way - currently anyway.
>never held hands with a qt
They were always shy, and I was outgoing. I'd often get paired up with the quiet girls to cheer them up and help them get out of their shells.
Then I grew up into a mute, neurotic robot, while they transmogrified into popular and talkative Stacys.
>>27117584
there we go kek
>>27115537
I have one and I am too scared to make a move on her
My childhood friend is a male and I'm not gay
I donno if she'd be into that kind of thing. we've been best friends for going on 20 years. neither of us could ever date anyone else because the other would always get pissed and jealous. wasn't til i was 18 and she 19 that we even considered dating one another. We've been dating for like 6 years now, guess neither of us is really in a rush to tie the knot. Still was funny as hell last month when we were at a wedding and talking with a bunch of people about "how we met stories". Everyone elses was just a couple years ago and sounded kind corny, my girlfriend decided to tell ours and I was laughing the entire time. She was 7 and moved into the neighborhood and decided the park was hers and was "ruler of the park" I was 6 and said no and I was "King of this hill". we then got into a fist fight and hung out nearly everyday since.
>>27115537
I actually had a childhood friend who lived around the corner from me. Our backyards were next to each other so we would talk thorough the fence all the time and play games and shit. She was the same age as me and in my class at school so we would naturally spend alot of time together, at times that in the summer it would be normal for her to hop the fence and just walk into my house unannounced and it wouldnt be a big deal.
i saw her almost naked once too when she didnt wear a top in the pool in her backyard, that was until her mom came out and made her put it on. She was moving though right when we were about to go to middle school. Before she left my mom took us out on kinda like a date were it was just us two and my mom chilling somewhere at a restaurant. Then she left and i dont think iv seen her since, i still think about her sometimes and i always wonder if she remembers me.
>>27115537
Because my childhood friend was male.
>knew each other since we were in 1st grade
>did everything together vidya, anime, card games, anything
>always felt bad for him because he got picked on for being small and not very assertive
>hung out at each others houses every day enough to the point we'd just walk in and make ourselves at home
>couple years later in high school
>walk in on him crossdressing
>freaked out on him
>asked him if he was a fag
>he admitted to liking guys
>set me off thinking he liked me or something
>in a blind rage I shoved him away from me and he fell
>he was a lot smaller than me and I towered over him
>he started crying and admitting to having feelings for me
>start screaming at him and freaking out more asking how long he's been a fag and if he tried touching me
>he can't even answer he couldn't stop crying
>decide to just leave
>don't speak to him rest of high school
>he spent most of high school quiet with no friends and avoided everybody
>he got picked on a lot to the point he'd show up less and less
>fast forward a few years, 2nd year into junior college
>years of 4chan up that point made me less homophobic and more accustomed to degenerate shit
>see him for the first time in a few years walking by
>he's a girl now
>actually turned out really cute
I want to fuck him but I have no idea how to patch up what I did to him.
>>27115537
>childhood friend grew up to be an insane SJW
>she used to play cat and mouse and I was the mouse
life was better back then
>>27116962
Girls hardly get that disease, read a book you goofy nigger.
Your whining makes me want to plague the board with shitposting, man.
It's honestly why we do it, because you act like repugnant little babies- if a single slightly feminine post didn't inspire spasming and soiling yourself it would go quietly into the night.
>>27126455
>I grew up into a mute, neurotic robot, while they transmogrified into popular and talkative Stacys.
such is life my friend
A childhood friend I've had as just a friend asked me to go on a date with her in a few weeks, no idea what to do yet, never had anything like this happen before
>>27115537
Because I got fat during 4th grade onwards and they lost interest.
>>27127063
Just do it mane
what is the worst that could happen
maybe your personalities are compatible and you will click
>>27127063
>she asked you
dump her she is a slut who will cuck you
>>27126527
I'm definitely jelly.
That sounds adorable.
>>27115537
>Implying I had a childhood friend
>muted for being unoriginal
>never had a childhood friend
>never had a highschool sweetheart
>>27115537
I almost did for a while and then she started to change because of all of her "friends". She was pretty lonely when she was young because her parents were very protective and she moved to another country for a while so she was desperate to fit in. They didn't like me because apparently I stopped her "having fun" because I wasnt happy with her clubbing with a bunch of slags every weekend. I don't think she was happy either because was constantly stressed and worrying since she met them. We stopped doing the things we used to enjoy together and everything went to shit from there. I was genuinely thinking about marrying her after I'd finished my degree.
I don't speak to her now. I'll miss her but she's not who she was anymore. Maybe I failed, I'll probably never having anything close again. Been alone ever since and I don't know if I even want to take the risk again.
>>27121999
Tell us more anon. Fuck these bitter cunts.
I want to believe I will meet my qt 3.14 one day.
>>27127063
Do it. I had a similar experience about a year ago, although I asked her instead of the other way around (regaining that much confidence took 18 months of nofap). Conversation flows pretty naturally, since you already have some shared experiences to form the basis for catching up. Just find some activity that you think she'll enjoy. For us, it was going on a short hike.
The worst that can happen is that you find out you don't really get along with the parts of her that have developed more recently.
>>27120444
Checking my own trips. Don't mind what I'm doing guys.
>>27127350
I just woke up and im on my phone so the story will look like shit.
We lived in the same neighbourhood as kids and shated a group of friends with me.
I learn they talk shit about her behind her back for no reason and i become her only real friend
In highschool i become popular as a cool nerd
My childhood friend now walks over with a Stacy and they ask me out to the movies together
I assumed my childhood friend was asking me out a
So i sat between them and took her hand and smiled
Both girls cried and Stacy ran away
I aaked what happened and my childhood friend while crying in movie just says i love you so much
She was there so Stacy had a reason to ask me out and i choose her
Ill do how she asked me out officially when i get home
She turned into stacy.
>>27115552
First post best post
And original aswell
She liked me, but she was a fanatical Christfag
>>27126527
>>27127063
>>27128225
AHHHHHH WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE
I WOULD BE JEALOUS OF YOU IF PEOPLE IF YOU WERE FUCKING QUADRIPLEGICS
she grew taller than me early on also large breasts
she was dating every chad around
i was a fat slob with a tiny dick who grew depressed daily
ofc she abandoned me as a friend, i didn't fit in with her chad bfs and stacy friends
in addition to that, i've spent 8/10 past years being asexual and still am
not that i wouldn't titfuck her now, but just for the old times sake
>>27129917
>being asexual
lmao
stay deluded
>>27122611
I know that feel bro. But i personally do not forgive, nor i forget. So i stopped responding to her messages forever.
>>27115537
Cause she ended up being a drug addict and a criminal and I aint about that shit
>>27115537
she wasn't there my whole life. We probably were together till second stage in that picture. Then she left to another state ;_;
>>27115537
>touched my oneitis hand when i was 8its a long way to tipperary
>you will never love each other and deticate your lives to each other because you have experienced your whole lives together
>at best you will have to ask someone new you meet on a date and hope they say yes based on physical attraction
it hurts
I knew she was interested in me but I thought I would get better, more intelligent girls at a better school so I kinda lost contact with her. Realizing how retarded my line of thought was, I wanted to contact her again, only to drop her later again... Time flew by and now it is way too awkward to contact her again. I might not even be able to because she probably moved away.
I don't know why I can't hold on to friendships and love, everytime I throw everything away for no logical reason at all.
>>27115537
>childhood friend
>>27115537
Switched school with all my classmates 3 times. Only one long term friendship, and it's another dude.
>>27115537
I was just thinking about how ripe his boipucci must have been back in the days
>>27115537
They all moved. My dad at the least were in the military so my freinds and I always seperated by moving. I stopped making female friends by the time we settled down. Besides none of them were tomboys and most were insane and obnoxious like my sister.
I didn't grow up with a sister because I don't have one.
>>27115552
this sums it up quite nice
>>27115537
She moved to another country when we were kids.
well shes still single but I always cringe when Im around her since she's even more autistic than I am. sarcasm is completely lost on her for example
>>27133290
Holy fuck, that happened with me, except not with childhood friend, but highschool crush. I actually managed to win her. Me, a beta with literally no experience or even the use of any pickup lines and that stuff. But once i got in the position of power i craved more, and then i got pissed when she said "good night" after i fucked up a message. I thought i got the power to deny my cravings so i shut her down. I was dead wrong and this way i discovered that "oneitis" was a thing. Within 7 months she was riding chad.
He fucked another girl in our group while she was dating one of our friends
>>27115537
My dad fought with her dad when we were kids. Didn't get to talk to her after that. Gained lots of weight, life fell apart.
>>27126887
>he's a girl now
I did.
She died.
>>27128225
Legit, why the fuck are you here? Here's to hoping your kid gets killed in a school shooting by someone who actually belongs here. ^_^
>>27126887
>I want to fuck him but I have no idea how to patch up what I did to him.
You sound like a shit friend who's only intrested in him now because he looks cute.
>>27115537
she's an uggo mofo
>>27126887
Hahahaha you fucking queer piece of shit. "4chan made me used to degenerate shit." Whatever you say faggot.
>>27126887
Wow, you transniggers are really getting creative with your propaganda shit on this board.
>>>/lgbt/
Go and stay go freak.
I had a girl neighbor and we would go on play dates and shit. I have not talked to her in years. She is fat and ugly now though so I wouldn't want to do anything with her.
Admitted to one that I liked her. She said she didn't like me like that. Later grew up and went to art school across the country and came back a turbo tumblrsexual feminist who dates a nu-male.
In middleschool, I met almost the female version of me, except she was mexican. We had literally everything in common, I got infatuated, so I asked her out. She didn't even let me down; she just straight up said no and then proceeded to ignore me completely after that at school. I don't think I said more than five words to her after that because of how little I would see her. The girl was legit a ghost somehow after that.
I actually had a Stacy attracted to me when I was younger too. Even at that age though, it was very obvious she was promiscuous and I wasn't into that type of personality. After high school, she started putting on weight and became a feminist. She would go through cycles of having a facebook and deactivating it. She just recently activated it and she posts unironic feminist memes regularly and constantly asks "Where have all the good men gone?" on her facebook.
Because I hurt her and dont ever deserve her.
>>27134761
why does that story seem to be so common?
anyway ree get out
>>27115920
>Cherrypicking
Nice one you delusional faggot, maybe your opinion would count if you had any contact with women instead of basing all your opinions on /r9k/
>>27120162
What republic?
Because I became quite antisocial in middle to high school. I don't know why. We were never close anyway.
I am not worthy of her now anyway.
Because she's probably already done it with like, a bagillion other dudes.
She was cute though.
>>27127063
what i would do is:
give it a try
but if (more like when) you find out she's a used roastie, cut and run
>knew fun and cute girl in kindergarten up to early grade school
>blonde hair, cheery personality
>had this lightly scratchy voice that still makes me hnnng when I think about it
>back then girls had cooties or whatever so I lost touch when I changed schools
>high school comes around and I meet another cute blonde girl
>bubbly, liked anime
>voice was normal, still ok though
>we never really talked on the phone or online so she vanished when I went to college
I used to be sad, I used to miss them, but the memories I have of them are simply too bright and perfect while any possibility of meeting them in the future ends up looking worse and worse.
I hope I never see them again, and I'm okay with that.
Our fathers had a big fight when I was about 9 so it would never have worked. I couldn't even tell them I still talked to her.
I haven't spoken to her in half a decade, I hope she's doing alright
Chad asked her out. She accepted. He abused her. Raped her one night, and she got pregnant from it.
She's involved with fat acceptance whereas I'm /fit/.
>>27128225
Im back. Btw i go here because we are both redpilled. We both know people are horrible creatures.
So after the movie we werent officially going out. We would just hang out and watch anime or she would watch me play card games.
She gets free tickets to cover us for ice skating and asks me out. The whole night im just speed skating with her chasing me. The man on the speakers says its couples only time and she suggests we hold hands so we can keep skating. Thats when i noticed shes a cute little nerd. We just say bye and i skate away.
The next day at school she gives me a picture she drew of us holding hands with the words "it lasted for a second, please make it last forever" and ran away. After school i told her i like her too and then it became official.
>>27139063
>Btw i go here because we are both redpilled. We both know people are horrible creatures
but why go to the designated loser cesspit when you are living the dream i can only hope to fantasize about. the best chance i have at this point is to go up to a stranger and say what truly means "i find you physically attractive, let's go on a few dates and fuck then see if we can stand each other later"
are you just here to brag?
>Thats when i noticed shes a cute little nerd
wait, if you were supposed to be best friends for several years wouldn't you have already noticed that?
>>27115683
this.
/r9k/ is just the male equivalent to hardcore feminism
>>27139995
except hardcore feminism actually hates men.
people here are just completely desperate for women. all the hate threads are just loneliness backlash
>>27139995
>>27140068
Both of these posts over generalize. r9k is multifaceted in its opinions. Feminism is more of a cult.
