You died and became a ghost and have been given a choice:
>A) You can use your ghost powers to arrange for your oneitis (or girlfriend / wife if you're a filthy normie) to meet her ideal significant other so she can be happy for the rest of her life.
>B) You can use your ghost powers to keep your oneitis from ever having sex or relationships with anyone for the rest of her life so you never have to feel jealous.
Which do you choose?
>A
>LITERALLY arranging yourself getting cucked from beyond the grave
yeah i'll take B
>>27115374
>Wanting your oneitis to never be happy just because you're a selfish asshole
You're a bad person, anon.
B sounds fun
>>27115374
Maybe thats why your so lonely.
>>27115445
^This. Robots don't realize girls can tell when guys don't really have their best interests at heart.
>>27115399
Sure as fuck I am, buddy!you are too!
>>27115483
>he thinks because he's a selfish asshole everyone else is too
That's so sad.
A, because I love her and I want her life to be good.
I'm already dead to her anyway so I'd like her to at least fuck a good person and not some shitty Chad.
C: Possess her and masturbate everyday
>>27115551
Full cuckold.
>>27115337
After choosing A I'll possess her ideal significant other for the rest of his life.
>>27115713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpZknAZxSjU
>>27115337
a b here pleaseeee
I take B. She can suck my ghost dick.
>>27115775
I intend to completely obliterate my oneitis' significant other's entire being and proceed to make his mind, soul, body, and existence my own. I would have all of my memories, knowledge, and whatnot on top of his. In addition, I'd obtain his physical capabilities and money.
If you choose option A and don't do what I'd do, you are literally a cuck. If you choose option B, nobody wins.
>>27116052
But then she wouldn't love you because you'd be you instead of him.
If I'm already dead, why not pick A?
How could I deny someone happiness out of spite?
>>27116124
By not being a cuck.
>>27116139
But I'm dead. I'm not getting cucked. I no longer exist on the material plane.
>>27115337
I won't do anything.
>>27116158
Trans-planar cucking is still cucking.
>>27115337
definitely B, I will haunt her and ruin her life for ruining mine by not accepting me
anyone that picks A needs to fuck off and white knight some forever alone landwhales
>>27116228
That's a real healthy attitude you have there anon I'm sure you get lots of girls being like that.
>>27116102
But I could make her love "me" if I wanted to, since I have her would be significant other's knowledge, memories, experience, and looks.
>inb4 it won't work
I've consumed enough media to know all about the cliched rosy side of love, so I understand why one would think I probably wouldn't be able to make my oneitis love "me". But me and her would be significant other would literally be the same person, except I'd be doing the controlling with a perfect walkthrough guide i.e. her significant other's mind.
>>27116255
>knowledge, memories, experience, and looks.
Do you think that's all there is to a person?
>>27116249
oh cause I'm sure you do Mr. Posting on /r9k/ on Saturday Night
>>27115337
She wouldn't have gone out with me anyways. Might as well ruin a roastie's life while I'm am it
>>27116274
I-I'm posting from my gf's computer... at a party.
>>27116267
No. I'm sure there's much more, I just didn't list everything.
>>27115337
My answer depends entirely on if I must observe her after picking A. If I do, I'd pick B. If I didn't, I'd pick A, then go fuck some ghost bitches and never come back.
