What's /r9k/'s favorite board game? Mine would be monopoly
It takes a certain cunning and ruthlessness to win that most normies lack
Protip: Buy the orange properties
>>27114817
I am partial to grape escape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlrx2tnSw0U&ab_channel=ScootCC
>>27114817
orange properties are goat
>>27114939
isn't it optimal strategy to simply buy everything you land on?
>>27114817
i assume you just made this pepe considering you're finding any excuse to post it on the other boards?
if you need validation, it is indeed a nice pepe/wojak and i'll add it to my collection
>>27114985
That's a normie strategy, it's quick to turn on you.
>>27114985
yeah. thats like monopoly 101. sure you might not get the full monopoly but half the game is spent trying to stop others from getting them. thats kind of the shittiest times in the game though. if all the properties are bought up and no one managed to get a monopoly it kinda turns into a stalemate because no one wants to give their opponent the cards they need. in reality monopoly is kinda a shitty ass game when that happens. its just hours of a couple bucks floating back and forth til someone gives up.
Halo
I hate fps, they are normie core, so whenever normie college game night occurs I always noscope those normies with my superior pc gaming trained wrists
normie scoping
>>27115076
Every single time you post one of these images you are just trying to escape the world you live in. You should remember it though. From now on every time you post on of these remember that you are loathed by everyone and your life has no meaning. Next time I post this and you quickly roll past it because you dont want to think about what I just said. But remember even when you quickly scroll past this that you are a miserable drain on society.
weeb fucks
ouija
I strictly play dungeons and dragons
I like trivial pursuit because most people I play with are more ignorant than I am.
Cosmic Encounter
Who here is /BattleTech/?
>>27115045
No it isn't. It's still better to have the property than not if you can afford it. It gives you bargaining power and cuts down the possibilities. In a sense, it's like it gives you a MONOPOLY
You may not be able to build as quick but you're still sitting good if you have a lot of property
catan
>>27114817
>tfw you own park place and boardwalk
>>27115524
Congratulations you just lost the game
>>27114817
/cum/ misses you
>>27115548
Who is this?
State your name and purpose here
>>27115541
>implying I don't own other properties
>>27115566
a concerned anon who wants to make /cum/ great again
>>27114817
>>27114939
>>27114985
>>27115045
>>27115076
>>27115475
You scrubs want to win at Monopoly and ensure no one will ever want to play with you again?
Get a Monopoly ASAP, all blue...all orange..doesn't matter. Just need to build as many houses as possible.
There are only 32 houses available and here's the catch: Never trade up to hotels. No one is allowed to build houses if they aren't available for sale from the bank. It's in the rules. If you control all the houses not only do you make more money from rent, but you block other players from building thus making their monopolies weaker and putting yourself in a position to leverage cards you need from them to make more monopolies, in exchange for you returning houses to build a hotel.
If you have 2 monopolies with 12 houses on each, you now control 24/32 houses and you control the market.
Once you have at least that many houses you can just sit in jail for the rest of the game and it won't progress unless YOU want it to. Bleed them dry.
>>27115599
/cum/ is dead friendo
>>27114817
I too am a monopoly fag. I laugh in the face of the house buying plebs. I for once only buy water/energy and train stations. I haven't lost a monopoly game as far as I can remember tbqh senpai.
>>27115599
/cum/ will never be great again as long as we have Senor Hotpocket baby sitting the thread 24/7
I'm glad it seems Joto and co. have taken to shitting up the thread after the bump limit and mostly keep to themselves at least
>>27114913
Oh fuck I remember this commercial from my childhood.
anyone know a monopoly game online?
>>27115632
>utilities
Anon I...
>>27115663
I wish I cant find one that isnt dog shit
>>27115663
>>27115686
costs neetbux but
http://store.steampowered.com/app/221300/
>>27115663
Sadly no. It seems they're all shit
>>27115667
Y-yes? What about utilities? They have won me games over and over and over anon.
>>27115759
They're complete trash is what. I find it hard to believe they've been of any use to anyone
I like chess although I'm not very good at it
>>27114817
>tfw somebody's getting close two monopolie of yours that are right next to each other and filled with houses
>>27115619
>>27115642
we're on rizon now, #/cum/
>>27115979
this is still a thing? is it ever active?
>>27116009
no it's dead
>>27116009
Yes it's active
>>27116083
>>27116075
>0 users
>active
don't even bother
>>27115614
That's gr8, will do
>>27114817
Munchkin.
>no. 1 sociopathic conditioning utility
Monopoly is such a dark game. It can really ruin a family.
>>27116508
You haven't lived life until you've played monopoly in jail
Those steely silences...
>>27114817
Really enjoying this recently. Figs, scenarios, and system are all top tier and on point.
>>27115407
that shit looks fun, would play
Last Night on Earth is pretty great. Zombie survival with teamwork.
The Arkham Horror games are pretty badass too. Also teamwork, but trying to keep the Elder Gods at bay. Someone will die in your party.
