Anyone want to take in a NEET? Things are getting a little sticky here and I need to hit the road soon. I just need somewhere to lie my head, acceptable Wifi, and some food to fill my belly. I can arrange to get my own food if that's too much to ask.
Don't think this is too out of the ordinary, I've lived with a few robots before. I can fix up your house, clean your dishes, walk your dog, take care of your cat, keep your grandma company, whatever you need me to do. I would be like your own personal slave. No gay stuff though.
I keep to myself and I'm a bit of a recluse, so I wouldn't even bother you. You wouldn't even know I was there. Like a butler who got all your chores done, so you never needed to lift a finger.
Im interested. Where are you from?
What country you live in, mate?
>>27114065
>>27114102
I'm from the US, near Virginia right now.
Would you be willing to wear a suit and tie, and go by Jeffrey?
>>27114026
how would you react if I started to act seductive around you?
Fuck NEETS Go die in the streets.
>>27114026
>No gay stuff
No deal. Come crossdress and be my little girly slave and ill not only let you live with me a single 21 year old who travels frequently due to work and is almost never home. But i would also give you money to live and shit. Must ve atleast a little passable. Also you only need to crossdress etc when im home which is maybe a week or less a month
>>27114026
>No gay stuff though.
And you're expecting me to give you a free ride? I don't think so. I'd be more than happy to help a fellow robot, but you have to be willing to do something for me in return.
What if I just want to suck you off without asking you to reciprocate?
>>27114026
I'll take you only if you pretend to be my gf. Just wear a wig and some girl clothes that I have, and cuddle with me at night. No sex unless you want it ;)
>>27114184
I live in NoVA and am genuinely interested in this. How can I contact you further?
>tfw always wanted to be a house maid for some robot and do all the gay stuff he wanted
>tfw not cute so it will never happen
If you're in Montreal, I can give you an apartment for super cheap all summer and maybe autumn. Fully furnished and stocked.
>>27114747
If you slim i can help you become cute. Even if not i can help you. But it would be alot of work.
>>27114873
I'm already slim, my problems are mainly with my face.
>>27114599
>What if I just want to suck you off without asking you to reciprocate?
You're offering him a place and to suck his dick? That's one good deal.
I'd let a girl neet live in my place.
>>27114026
>no gay stuff though
Pass
>>27114026
Nah. You chose the neet lifestyle, so you dug your office grave
I'll pay you, but you'll have to be my trap slave.
>>27114026
I have some bleach if you want to drink it
