>oneitis has bf
>despair
>oneitis is now single
>despair because she will one day get another bf
Is there no escape from this hell?
>>27112197
JUST ASK HER
>>27112211
to be my gf?
do I just message her and ask her "pls be my gf"?
Does that kind of thing actually work?
>>27112220
maybe start ask to get coffe together or something and progress from there
I used to know that feel
>used to be obsessed with oneitis
>oneitis friendzones me for their oneitis
>in despair but realized I would never truly love anyone anyways
>get over oneitis, stay friends
>ex-oneitis likes me now
>feel nothing
>>27112211
>>27112220
this will not work op, she will respond poorly
what you need to do is show her your cock, preferably as close up as possible, women cannot resist this as it makes them uncontrollably horny
i've had it worse fellow robot
>be beta orbiter
>oneitis is interested in 2 boys
>give her dating advice (which is to not date either of them
>she doesnt listen and still cant pick
>One night she invites me to a party, i go
>she tells me during the night she wants to make out with someone, lists all the boys at the party and
>I dont take the fucking hint
>later on when we're going to sleep she tells me she wants a hug
>i go to her bed and hop in, and hug her
>im fucking ecstatic boys
>she turns to face me weirdly during this hug a lot, really random ( i thought at the time)
>eventually she appears to get bored and kicks me out of the bed
>tfw 1 year later realise that she turned to me to try and get me to make out with her in the bed, and after that never got another chance to
>>27112197
>>27112220
You have to make her an offer she can't refuse.
>>27112197
>oneitis confirmed roastie, still oneitis
you get out of this hell by ceasing to be such a beta cuck.
>her ex bf is a 6'3" fit chad that works construction
>you would only be a downgrade in every aspect
>doesn't matter anyway because you fucked up your only chance years ago
>>27112250
Sometimes we study in the library together. Aren't those kind of dates already?
>>27112197
the only winning move is not to play
originale commento
>>27112197
AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T FIND OUT YOURS GOT A GF INSTEAD, WHATS WORSE WAS I FOUND OUT HER GF WAS AS HOT AS HER TOO.
>>27112220
>do I just message her and ask her "pls be my gf"?
No nigger you ask her if she want's to grab some starbucks or a quick burger. Then while you're drinking your overpriced grande latte enema you talk to her andholy shit get this guysGET TO KNOW HER
>>27112838
This niggas smooth as fuck, god damn
>>27113557
>everyone at school starts making jokes about how you turned her lesbian
>>27112838
in her position i would let him do it and not regret it one bit
>>27113581
Did she get the gf after you asked her out?
>>27112197
>oneitis keep hinting that she likes me
>too scared to make a move on her
Kill me now,just kill me now
>oneitis has bf
>kinda likes me, talked to her at parties and such
>I'm too scared to talk to her because of fear that her bf will beat me up
I just want to talk and listen to music with her
