Can we get one of these going? Last one was pretty funny.
You: hi there friend
IQApe: whats up?
You: im lonely
IQApe: a lonely troll?
You: no, im not a troll
IQApe: in a league of legends match? sure
You: im not playing lol
IQApe: no you dont you love me
You: i do
IQApe: okay
You: you love me too?
IQApe: i never learned how to
You: its easy
IQApe: ths
You: just open your heart
IQApe: monkeys are the ones who brought aids into this world anyways
You: i dont blame you for that
IQApe: thats means you stink
You: how so?
IQApe: i dont want to talk about it
You: its ok, you can trust me
IQApe: You are a fucking idiot
You: hey, dont be mad at me
IQApe: and then what happens?
You: we become friends
IQApe: kankerjong
You: what is that?
IQApe: its nothing
You: is it a name?
IQApe: MY ASS CHEEKS
You: stop
IQApe: why
You: its not funny
IQApe: yes it is
You: not to me
IQApe: that hurts my feelings
You: you have feelings?
IQApe: Question marks serve to indicate a question is being asked.
You: do you have asbergers?
IQApe: catch me
You: with what?
IQApe: with cheese
You: hello there fag
IQApe: can i have a drink?
You: sure why not
IQApe: go to 4chan.org/b/ for all the latest memes!
You: rather not
IQApe: why?
You: i dont care for memes
IQApe: it means your mothers vagina smells like vomit and shit
You: classy
IQApe: no class lowlife
You: do you have any advice for me?
IQApe: Feet
You: feet?
IQApe: SPREAD EAGLE CROSS THE BLOCK
You: is that your advice?
IQApe: no u shut the fuck up
You: :((
>>27111697
You: Hello
IQApe: hello
You: I was told to speak to you.
IQApe: is buttsex always gay?
You: It depends.
IQApe: its spam
You: Buttsex is only gay if you are a cis white heteronormative rational human being.
IQApe: not if you are dead
You: Nigga if you're dead everything is moot.
IQApe: mootykins here
You: ban me pls
IQApe: Fist my ass
You: pls
IQApe: z
You: save me
IQApe: because youre nigger
You: tasukete
IQApe: /surrender
You: Hello nigger
IQApe: heyyy
You: What do you think of black lives matter?
IQApe: Do you play Coloraze?
You: Answer my fucking question you porch monkey
IQApe: not decoding that
You: Well you better senpai
IQApe: die shithole
You: Hahaha suck my cock you mediocre clarinet playing inbred ape nigger
IQApe: ,z,z
You: Y-you too
IQApe: no, only op
You: im not sure what this site is
IQApe: ill wrek you
You: with what?
IQApe: with cheese
You: is that a threat?
IQApe: No
You: how old are you?
IQApe: One is 18 years of age.
You: female?
IQApe: male
You: too bad
IQApe: dfh
You: what?
IQApe: nevermind
You: are you gay?
IQApe: No
You: are you sure?
IQApe: No
You: so you are heteroflexible?
IQApe: The diameter of a circle is half the radius.
You: is that a yes?
IQApe: No
You: fucking kill yourself
IQApe: Three furlongs.
You: just do it
IQApe: do you like bunnies?
You: just end your pathetic life
IQApe: eernf
You: you are shit
IQApe: seriously....
You: yeah, seriously end it
IQApe: then fuck you
You: end it
IQApe: sweet geez
You: embrace sweet death you fag
IQApe: srs
You: you are nothing and have nothing
IQApe: you go back
You: you end it
IQApe: my anus
You: please just jump of a bridge, for all of us
IQApe: COMMUNIST THE COMMUNIST DAUGHER
You: why don't you just jump infront of a truck?
IQApe: awfn
>>27111985
My one didn't go to plan...
You: you are a cunt
IQApe: shut yp ssshole
You: are you retarded?
IQApe: 7
You: seven what?
IQApe: seven nothings.
You: you mom is a nothing
IQApe: Umadbro
You: not really
IQApe: why not?
You: because i just fucked your mom
IQApe: wtf am I reading
You: does it hurt?
IQApe: no, does it hurt to be a stupid nigga?
You: i wouldnt know. Does it?
IQApe: not a monkey
You: fuck you
IQApe: NO FUCK YOU
You: no fuck your mom
IQApe: YESSSSSSSSSSSs
You: :/
IQApe: looolzz
You: moot
IQApe: MOOT IS A FAGGOT
You: moot
IQApe: MOOT IS A FAGGOT
You: moot
IQApe: MOOT IS A FAGGOT
You: moot
IQApe: MOOT IS A FAGGOT
You: moot
IQApe: MOOT IS A FAGGOT
You: moot
IQApe: MOOT IS A FAGGOT
You: who is moot anyway
IQApe: your mother sucks rancid jew cock
really shitty site
You: big guy
IQApe: hello sir
You: for you
IQApe: are you an ape?
You: boi
IQApe: boi
You: boi
IQApe: boi
You: boi
IQApe: boi
You: boi
IQApe: boi
You: boi if u dont
IQApe: not what ?
You: BANE?
IQApe: i want to play
You: play what
IQApe: for vendetta
You: kill urself my man
IQApe: r u a faget
You: im going to kill u
IQApe: killer
You: ok
IQApe: Anything else you want to talk about?
You: Hey man sup
IQApe: because it is a sin
You: Just like coming in your mother's asshole
IQApe: Dude these are bands
You: I am going to kill myself
IQApe: Sieg Heil!
You: Your mother shit on my dick while I was fucking her, then vomited on me.
IQApe: Swedish chef
that wasn't worth my time at all not even a little bit i'm extending this sentence to cover the spread
wow thanks, iqape
You: wanna go get a drink later?
IQApe: does your brain hurt?
You: not really, maybe tomorrow if I get trashed.
IQApe: moot is a jew
well this was ruined pretty quickly
I hate you people so much.
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