>tfw no faggy best friend to help your loneliness.
way2gay
>>27111592
>that tumblr haircut
no thanks
>>27111592
>be playing magic/warmachine with this guy
>he's pretty cute no homo, probably would get a bf gay
>go to his apartment after a game one night
>start drinking, get a little too drunk
>he undoes my pants, starts sucking me off
>I just let it happen, I cum, he swallows
>doesn't need me to do anything for him
>leave late that night
>supposed to meet up with him tonight for Magic
>he asks if I want to come hang out at his place again after
>not sure how to respond this time around
>>27111661
if you liked do it
>>27111661
go for it family, it's not gay if the balls don't touch
>>27111661
The answer should be as simple as do you like blowjobs?
>>27111661
Fuck man do it.
>>27111592
got more like this?
>>27111661
Dude, it's totally not gay at all. Just a couple of bro's practicing for when the chicks get into the picture. Y'know?
>>27111592
Fuck I have the same haircut.
>>27112212
Of course.
Boys are tighter. Boys are everything sweet and nice.
>>27112271
Male ass actually ISN'T tighter.
Female ass is because the uterus/womb whatever presses down and makes the rectum tighter. Also girls are smaller.
>>27112271
even more please?
>>27112299
can't post the good ones on /r9k/ cause they have sound.
I love gay porn
>>27111592
This webm is just making me laugh.
Who the fuck eats popcorn (or anything) while getting a BJ?
>>27112299
Aren't you a little fagboy.
>>27112271
Where do I find fuccbois like these?
>>27112345
is that ass even legal
Where do I find someone to be a fagboy for?
>>27112460
right here bby give me the hookup
>>27112460
Craigslist. Be careful though
Oh my god you guys are sad and lonely Jesus Christ
>>27112657
Look at where you are, faggot.
>>27112657
boys give better head, anon.
i've barely done it and i'm really good at it. a female has to slut around to get good at it.
Watching this shit actually makes me uncomfortable
>>27111592
>tfw literally the cloest thing to a friend i have is a fag
>Full blown faggy voice and female mannerism that are a mine for cringe when he interacts with people and hits them in a girly way (especially considering our culture)
>tfw flip flop between hating him and loving him(though no gay thing i'm just attracted to the his quite comfy feminine aura)
He's not attractive or anything. Seems to lack awareness of his fagginess, more likely denial as he is, ironically, extremely homophobic.
The guy is so feminine that when he got upset at me once he was acting so much like females act when they're upset that i was confused to whether or not i'm actually gay for finding that so cute and adorable.
Considering our culture it's a mystery as to how he survived so far.
>>27112657
Jokes on you I don't even have friends.
>>27111592
>tfw I will never be the faggy friend to some robot
>>27111661
Go for it, man. I'm jelly to be honest. Fucking him would be gay, though, so I'd probably just keep it casual.
I kinda become that friend when hammered. I'm pretty sure the only reason I've never actually got to suck anyone off is I'm not that good looking. Which is a shame cause according to a friend I become flaming as hell at times.
Hell I even thought of offering to suck off Chad. I may be a woman deep down, fuck
>>27112345
Goddamn this is so fucking hot
>>27114047
>tfw no faggy friend to suck me off and keep me company
>>27111661
You're getting your fucking dick sucked. What do you think your answer should be ffs?
I hate fags like this. I knew one, passed out on his couch, woke up with my cock in his mouth. Forced him down and buttfucked him to teach him a lesson.
>>27114714
>tfw no faggy friend to suck me off and keep me company
Location?
>>27114783
Lol sorry dude, brazilian robot here. So, unfortunately, no chance of a meetup.
I feel like these threads exist only to tease me.
>>27114265
>Hell I even thought of offering to suck off Chad.
Pls elaborate, anon.
>>27112271
>not even a semi boner
welp, I'm not gay.
Thanks god.
>>27114888
I'm a uni student and I share a flat with 5 other guys, we didn't get to pick who we stayed with since it's first year campus flats. One of these guys was the embodiment of Chad - ripped build, footballer, maybe 7/10 face. To give you an idea of his alpha-ness, we literally had girls round at 3am trying to fuck him some nights.
Anyway, this one night everyone from our block went to a club together, so me and a few of chad's friends are sitting in someone's kitchen afterwards. I'm bi and get pretty faggy when drunk, so I start listing after him a bit as we're sitting there. I wait on Chad leaving, and when we get back to our flat I'm too drunk for my autism to kick in and offer him a bj. He turned it down cause "I'm straight," but I remember it as pretty embarrassing. He's a pretty nice guy though so he never really said anything about it at least.
More? I've got a couple more stories like this.
>>27112271
I'm only in it for the top since he has pubes
I love pubes
>>27115010
>I'm bi and get pretty faggy when drunk
I know this feel all too well
>tfw dance like a fag when I'm drunk/on any drugs
Yes, more
>>27115089
you watch anime
of course you're a fag
>>27115216
I don't really watch it anymore
I like the reaction pics though
>>27111661
do it do it.
>Mfw no qt magic playing gf/bf
>>27115089
Right, so I have another Chad type of flatmate, just a bit less so. He's quieter, doesn't drink as much and is generally a solid guy. He gave up drinking recently, but I remember a couple of weirder times when he did have a few.
So we're at the "union" for our uni, basically a bar with watered down drinks. It was early days of drinking though, so to us it was boozing central. Some ways into the night, this guy is sitting on a couch in the lounge bit with a few of our mutual friends, and he's got a space next to him nobody's occupying. To avoid being weird cause anxiety I just sit away from him, but he beckons me next to him anyway.
He gets all cuddly and shit, putting an arm around me as I lean into him. It was cute, I'll admit and a few people took photos. Was really enjoying myself, since this was the period I was being more open about liking guys and he was all big and warm. Pretty soft too, surprisingly it was great. We stay like that for about 10 minutes but then he had to go after some of his buddies. I didn't see him for the rest of the night, although I fapped mercilessly to thoughts of him fucking me in the ass when I got home.
The next day he didn't mention it, and even though people took photos and joked and shit I never heard anything else about it. Was kinda disappointed really, crushed on him for a few days after that.
>>27113537
Where are you from? Would you let him suck your dick senpai?
>>27114779
>Hate fags
>Fucks one
Senpai pls
>>27115412
>>27115392
Mental note, suck someone's dick without their consent to get an even better fucking than usual. Man, this site's a homosexual gold mine.
>>27115363
That sounds so qt omfg anon. Please tell us more
I used to have a straight friend from another state
He was a NEET, but cute
He was very lonely and I guess insecure and would send me pictures of himself since I found him attractive
I'm very sure he was straight but I guess he could've been bi
I stopped talking to him, then he started talking to me
After a bit of talking with him again, I got back with my boyfriend who I had been arguing with
I felt like I'd be unloyal to my boyfriend if I kept talking to someone who had sent me a ton of nudes and talked dirty things with, so I cut off contact with him
I feel bad for doing it, and I really regret it, but I have no way of finding him online again
>starting to think I need a boyfriend
>remember that men are just as shitty as women
Fuck life.
>>27115471
Ah shit, wrong second guy
>>27114779
Meant this stud
>>27115316
>tfw play magic
>tfw not enough people to play it with
>tfw it's my only hobby
>>27112331
Holy christ that's one strong orgasm
She's cute
>want to be qt femboy and get fucked
>also want to be fit dude and fuck qt girls
Fug
Best compromise I can think of to still attract both parties would be a muscle twink
>>27115472
This is fun, I should do this more.
I suppose if we're gonna go way back to the beginning of my fag adventures I might as well bring up the night I realised I was bi.
It was high school, 6th year (whatever final year is in America basically) and I've got a school trip to an amusement park in England. I'm scottish so we have to meet up the night before and get the bus down. I was a lonely social autist then, so I'm sitting on my own. However, this guy comes in late so he's stuck with me.
This guy's fairly tall, not the best looking but solid enough. Really nice, knew him since first year even though we were never really friends. I'm basically ignoring him cause we have nothing in common, but eventually we both fall asleep. When I wake up at about 3am, he's leaning on me and much like the previous story he's all warm and heavy, so comfy as fuck.
He wakes up and gets off unfortunately and we still don't talk much, even though I try to get pally with him at first when we're at the park. No dice unfortunately.
>>27115010
>>27115363
I always found those types of college Chads really hot too. Never interacted with one in that way though, unfortunately.
Got any more stories?
>>27111592
>tfw faggy best friend is a short bear instead of a twink
>>27115620
>>27115629
Pretty much out after this one. I'm a bit of an autist so I don't get close to that kind of thing often, even by fag standards.
>>27115499
Do you want to be teached a lesson too?
>>27115620
Bi/gay realization stories?
17 years old on a school band trip. Staying in a hotel, where we get to pick our roomies. I pick my gay friend (red flag number 1 desu) and this other kid we know just kinda got tacked on with us. We get to the room and change and stuff. Me and gay friend start throwing pillows at each other. Eventually we turn on 3rd kid and start pelting him with pillows. He's a party pooper and goes to the bathroom to get away from the fluffy beating. We have this moment where it's just us two there on a bed with pillows everywhere and we look at each other and I just wanted to suck his dick really badly. I think we were just looking at each other for like 10 seconds when 3rd kid comes back and ruins the mood.
I crushed on him for a while after that and had I been more confident in my sexuality I would've pursued it. I fapped thinking about him sometimes. In school we would hold hands and stuff sometimes (in my mind at the time I was being ironic/edgy but looking back, I was enjoying it)
>>27115755
Okay anon, I enjoyed the ones you posted. So you've never had an actual bi experience?
Hah! This is one of the things I have.
>>27115834
Nice one, shame you weren't that sure about yourself. I was pretty lucky to be into the pro gay marriage stuff and in a supportive community around it so I didn't give a shit about being bi.
>>27115793
I think we both know the answer to that.
>>27115841
You mean a boy and a girl at once? I'm only 18, not had much time. Closest I've got is I'm crushing on a girl hard while sharing stories about my interest in boys and being pretty damn promiscuous while I'm at it.
Glad you enjoyed my stories too senpai.
>>27115883
>Nice one, shame you weren't that sure about yourself.
Tell me about it, I've only been able to admit it to myself for the past year or so. It's not like my parents are super against it or anything I've just had this "not me" mentality. Like I'm above it somehow as if it's a bad thing.
>>27115981
We were all there for something. Hell, I was like that a bit for my interest in women since I had heard that being bi was a myth or that people who said they were were indecisive pricks. Glad I was wrong there.
>>27111592
>>27112271
>>27112345
More for the love of god MORE
>>27116016
Ugh I hate that meme. It's just a thing perpetuated by gays because they get jealous when bi guys fool around with them then fall in love with a woman and start a family.they be jealous of women
>>27115883
I'd be up for that. Never been with a guy, but I've never been with a girl either, so might as well experiment.
>>27116060
Fags are just jealous that bis are the master race tbqh
>>27116060
Kinda sucks that telling a girl you're bi is usually a red flag. Same with some gay guys too.
I just wanna live the Spartan life
>>27111661
Damn you
I want to do this to a buddy so badly but no cute friends that would be even remotely interested
>mfw no cocks to suck
>>27116108
Yeah that's why I don't share that fact with girls, or guys until I've known them for a while and they know I'm the faithful type.
>>27116107
>>27116060
I think it comes from those gay guys that base their entire identity around liking dick, like it's something big and extraordinary. Means when someone else likes it they feel they're becoming less special so lash out.
>>27115926
What about just you and a dude?
>>27116159
That's probably a big part of it too desu
>>27111592
It's a bit disturbing how many of homosexuals are into childish looking figures and manlets. It's like they're pedophiles or something. I feel weird, mostly because I have that kind of small/slim build. I don't know what I would do if a roommate tried to "rape" me. I would probably be very scared.
>>27116281
Liking prepubescent boys isn't gay.
>>27116281
I know what you mean, I lurked in some threads in /LGBT/ and these gross looking young teen looking boys were getting all kinds of attention and some good looking ~20 year olds were getting no/negative responses. It was weird to see.
>tfw no buddy to play naked MtG with
>>27111661
go suck his dick
>>27116327
It's not that different for straight people, younger women are still preferred over older women.
>>27116354
I would totally do this.
>>27116389
Normies ree I guess? I like people 20-25 generally.
>>27116426
What formats do you play?
>>27111592
>>27112271
>>27112345
Can we have less of your pseudo-intellectual nonsense "discussions" and MORE LIKE THIS pretty please?
>>27116426
Regardless of the number, men prefer people younger than themselves generally.
>>27116451
What kind of submissive twinks do you like?
>>27116354
I'd love to do this. Sounds comfy, and it's MtG after all. I'd even lend you the EDH decks.
>>27116327
I, as a gay guy, prefer masculine men.
All these guys are fuccbois
>>27116327
It just makes me feel weird, since I'm not into that kind of attention. Weird thing is, they are pretty much the only ones who would give any at all. Although, recently I had a group of 16 year old girls catcalling at me while walking. I've had 14 year old girls say some weird things to me. I look about 15, despite being 28.
>>27112345
holy fuck that ass
>>27116537
p-post face?
>>27111661
only a faggot would deny themselves of sweet boipuss
>>27111592
are you wearing a fucking gopro>?
>>27116436
I have a modern deck. I usually play casual though anything goes basically. Unless you're a goblins player and cheese your way to victory in 3 turns every game. That's no fun.
>>27116517
Yeah, I'm bi and also think masculine men are way hotter.
I can only fap to dick pics because sex gives me too many feels.
>>27116314
greeks did it, so it's aight
>>27116281
most straight dudes want to bang barely mature 14 year old girls, and you're surprised gay men aren't the same way simply for boys instead?
kek x9001
>>27111592
>giving seuxal acts helps loneliness
it doesn't
>>27116549
I'll take a few more, but this is just one without anything special.
At 5'4" this look tends to make people think I'm more of a kid than I think I am. IDK why.
>>27116637
yeah...you don't look 15.
>>27116637
You look mid 20's to me.
>>27116680
Weird, some bitch thought I was 13 last time I tried to get alcohol.
>>27116587
What kinda feels?
>>27116588
Everything's alright with cute boys.
>>27116725
She was probably exaggerating because you're a manlet. You need an ID nowadays. I get carded everywhere I go. Sometimes I don't get carded at the liquor store because this one qt recognizes me but otherwise it's a given, you're gonna get carded no matter how old you look.
>>27116489
Everything that has been posted so far :3
>>27116811
You should post some too.
>>27116832
>hairy
holy fuck what a turn off
>>27116750
just standard feels like no bf and the like.
I should probably clarify that I meant I can't fap to others having sex because of that. I'm a virgin. hopefully my time will come.
>>27116860
Here you go then.
>>27116866
Considering where on /r9k/ even if it comes I'm not sure it'll be the great enriching experience it is for most. Just something we obsess over and feel miserable again once that's dealt with.
>>27116832
>that body hair
gross
>>27116763
Well that's depressing and encouraging, because that means I'm not some freak. Bad, because it means I'm as ugly as I thought I was. I never thought I looked good. Confirms that.
Kind of feels like I've failed on two things.
>>27116898
I have to admit I've made very little effort in trying to lose it. I belong here really. But I've heard it doesn't really transform anyone's life once it's done. so eh
>>27117046
It doesn't transform a robot's life because most of us only see the virginty, that's not what we really care about.
Before losing your virginity, you have to make friends, be sociable, get along with people, meet new people you like, sometimes don't like, you grow and mature, learning how to deal with people and friendships. Then you take it to the next level, you ask someone out, you have a growing relationship with increasing intimacy and you feel closer to the person until eventually when you feel close enough to make love. That's what makes normies balanced, not the sex but what came before is how they know better than robots how to be with people.
Robots only see the sex since it's the culmination, but it's about the whole journey of intimacy and friendship, that's really what changes you.
>tfw in LDR with qt sub twink bf who loves you in spite of you being a barely functional sperg NEET who can't drive
I just want to live with him IRL ;A;
>>27111592
>like twinks
>look like a bear
The only way I'll do something gay. The thought of a hairy dude turns me off fast.
>>27117594
>tfw no one loves you
>tfw no one to love
Most I've ever done is jerk off with a friend together. I thought it was hot and I looked at his dick but I wouldn't go farther than that.
>>27116637
You don't look 15 at all, you are even balding man, you look over 30.
>>27112345
Dat ass is just insane
>>27117707
Then I'm just ugly as shit then.
>>27117798
It's sad, you have such a nice strong chin but the top half of your face is just bad
all a bunch of fagbots here then
>>27116637
I really hope this is a joke
>>27117821
I'll just be on 4chan, because there's no hope at all for me. Genetics ain't shit either. No hope for a single thing.
>kill yourself
>>27117924
Just always wear glasses and you'll be fine tbqh
>>27117608
I'm in a worse situation
>be twink 5'5
>dom as fuck, don't like stuff up my ass
>attract way more bears and big guys wanting my sweet ass
>at least i can still find some cute guys like me to hang out
I really like the idea of being a cute couple.
>>27117964
Hey just know there's more of us out there. Stick with it and youll find one of us.
>>27117964
>5'5
>Dom
Awwww how cute
jesus fuck......... am I gay?
>>27117964
i kind of want this too
>>27111592
>>tfw no faggy best friend to help your loneliness.
>31
I'm too old to be attractive to twinks.
>>27117924
Honestly, you are cute. I like your facial features, especially your jaw and mouth. Just own them and you will look great. You have nice skin too.
The previous photo you posted was unflattering because of poor lighting, bad hair, and a weird expression. In this photo you are very attractive. Please cheer up!
>>27118243
Some twinks like older men, not silver daddies but just like ragged manly men, you could still ravage boypussy.
>>27118250
Arigatou gozaimasu.
Feels good not to at least not be "abortion advertising" level ugly.
>>27117924
glasses + hat is a must
>>27118270
>but just like ragged manly men
I'm not as big as I used to be, but I could never qualify for bearmode.
>tfw wasn't cute so never got to be a shota for some guy
>tfw not masculine or attractive so I'll never get to fuck a twink
>>27118341
I'm not talking about bearmode. This isn't the best example but like regular manliness, not over-the-top like bears, just mature type of guy.
>>27118349
>tfw
Maybe there's still hope of finding an emotionally dependent cute twink.
>>27118340
>gay sex with hats on
wew
>>27118389
Unlikely. I'd have to con them into being with me which is a shit thing to do.
>>27118398
>not bringing tf2 into your sex life
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Zealot/I really need someone to talk toW-We can do stuff together...
>>27118505
You use Skype at all?
NegiSpringfieldof4ch
>>27118505
>47 friends
No, you don't.
>>27118505
I'm already spoken for. Plus, no offense, but you don't really have anything that would interest me even in a casual sense
>>27116637
time stamp next time senpai c:
>>27118566
>steam anime whores
Why are cute traps always insufferable anime sluts?
>>27118592
they all have shit taste too, try talking to them about awesome schlock 80's OVAs and they look at you like you're fucking crazy or something
>>27118652
I want to talk about good 80s anime, Anonymous!
>love vaporwave and future funk
>subbed to Artzie Music, Triangle Music, and Soundstation with a few others
>favorite is all stuff with old school anime
>>27118707
desu I'm not that into the vaporwave, I'm a casual fan who listens to the Jason Sanders mixes on youtube and the Hotline Miami 2 OST a lot.
Also, define "good" because I'm talking goofy, edgy schlock. MD Geist, Mad Bull 34, Genocyber, Violence Jack, etc.
Who /ugly twink/ here
I will never have a bf
>>27118789
>Who /ugly twink/ here
I thought I was the only one. Death can't come soon enough.
>>27118762
>Oh My Goddess
>Tenchi Muyo
>Sailor Moon
>Some other shit I can't think of right now.
>>27118789
I posted a couple of pics in the thread, but I don't know if we agree on the word "twink".
>>27118819
boooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiing, every fucking basic bitch weeb loves that shit
>>27116138
this
I don't have the courage to spontaneously give a blowjob either. I want to though. I'm bi-curious
>>27111661
Translation: "Hey anon, what do you think about hanging out at my place so I can fucking suck you dry?"
I think that's a easy "yes" senpai, go for it. I'm jealous as fuck.
>>27118833
You're not ugly just balding
>>27111676
>>27111713
>>27111731
>>27111818
>>27112231
>>27114156
>>27114767
>>27115316
>>27116366
>>27116563
absolutely degenerate desu sempai
>>27116281
>>27116537
>>27116637
There is literally nothing wrong with being into younger, androgynous guys.
>>27118556
The fuck is with your girlfriend man? Fucking crazy ass motherfucker using your youtube goddamn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtlcPPuTiBY
daily reminder: if you're not gay then you will be
